[send me a ship and I’ll give you my brutally honest opinion on it]

although it doesn’t work with my hcs i will honestly go bonkers fucking yonkers for dmk x Fancy Refined Lads of nearly all sorts. i ship the dude with far too many people. dartnight,, Good

kassian and emilio

trying to think abt what set of images i could put to this caption to make it really resonate but. im thinkin

the dental hygienist, disappointed in me because my gums hurt and bleed when she pokes them with a sharp stick:

me, a touch-starved dyke, just trying to be normal about a woman having her fingers in my mouth:

Help girl I’m at the combination cybertron and taco bell