#Corn Bites

[lunavichi]

girl idk what i was doing with this but have it anyways

#tw blood #corn nation talking abt dalv vampiric tendencies and i was like “okay ill bite” #no pun intended #undertale yellow #uty #corn yaoi #darlo #starlo #uty starlo #north star #uty north star #dalv #uty dalv

[s0ckh3adstudios]

THEY SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS FROM NOW ON!!!!!! DALV'S HANDSHAKE WITH MARTLET PROVES IT!!!!!

Martlet would be his much needed positive reinforcement. They'd be bff's I'm sure of it- She is always lifting up. He and Ceroba would also bond, they'd have more deep conversations. Probably talk about Kanako,,,,

And then with Starlo

They're just gay that's it it's real I promise

#LMAO obviously more to it than that #but if you're REALLY curious on what i think about Starlo x Dalv #shoot me an ask I'll bite /pos #sock art #undertale yellow #undertale yellow dalv #undertale yellow ceroba #undertale yellow starlo #undertale yellow north star #undertale yellow martlet #uty #uty martlet #uty starlo #uty north star #uty ceroba #uty dalv #uty corn yaoi #undertale yellow corn yaoi

[omg-snakes]

Oops, I have been killed.

#iy22 #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #corn snake morphs #snow corn snake #cw snake bite #snake bite

[confusedhomicidalrage]

#Head empty only Isaac #Isaac chroner #Children of the corn #I...I... #JSHDJDJSJSJJWISISKSBCBCNX #*bites him*

[asfodelle]

New chapter of Bites coming out most likely later this week and even though the story is fully planned out, the reason it's taking a minute is because I'm doing the classic thing of thinking about too many projects at once. Like, the pendulum of focus won't settle, it's an issue.

I'm writing a long one shot exploring a future where He Tian only reappears a couple weeks at a time while they're stuck in an angsty situationship, it's currently sitting at 20k words but no clue where it'll be when I'm done with it, some parts are still pretty unfinished.

I also have started two fics that make me kick my feet in excitement, one being a long enemies to lovers mafia AU with spying and skyscrapers climbing, the other being a babyfic that I'd love to dive into whenever I have the time.

I might want to add a ZhengYi counterpart to Tangerines too, I'll see where the pendulum takes me.

#19 days #fic #fic diary kinda #eyeballing probably something closer to 20 chapters for Bites after all #ngl I'm stuck on the smut scenes for the one shot #legit admirative of those who can write them smoothly because I'm here wishing I'd have a 'how to write corn for dummies' #but anyway that's the plan #won't start uploading another multichaptered one before I'm done with Bites but after that I'm going all in on the mafia thing #drugs and guns baby #and the babyfic makes me squeal I can't wait to have that one completed too #aiming for a very long one shot or something like 5 long chapters max #just dying to make them impromptu dads

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guys look at this ice cream I found

tropical corn and cheese : )

#food #i mean i love a good corn ice cream but im so curious as to where the cheese comes in #there was this one kind of ice cream back in china that was sweetcorn flavoured and it came in like #a shell made of ice cream cone but it was in the shape of a corn so youd get this corn and bite through it to get to the ice cream #idk i love unusual ice cream flavours

[baggy-holmes]

i haven’t had a better sunday in a while

#i ate #a giant corn dog #two big bites of funnel cake #a bite of chicken on a stick #i bought popcorn to take home #had a lemonade #literally nobody talk to me about calories #me #selfie #state fair #also if your weiner isn’t that big don’t hmu #kidding kidding #lmfao

[oobbbear]

Is it just me or do I wanna bite into sun's head like its a sugarcookie?

EAT THAT FLAT FACE(LITERALLY)

#ask #his head like corn chips to me #or pizza but you put in the fridge for too long if you try to bite it you teeth come off

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Cornflake Bites

#chocolate #corn flakes #cornflake bites #bites #food #cereal #kids #no bake #snack #dessert #recipe #easy #everylittlecrumb #cornflakes

[nailgunstigmata]

the inbreeding really messed the mcpoyles up because you couldnt have pried me off with a crowbar

#feeling embarrassed i didnt put this in my thigh compilation #just taking a huge bite out of them like a corn on the cob

[bonefall]

Do the cats know what corn (mais) is?

Not impossible!

Sweetcorn is grown in England, though there's troubles with its roots being shallow and causing erosion in soil. Problem is that it doesn't grow wild, so every encounter Clan cats would have with it would be strictly on a farm context.

Oat, barley, rye, and wheat regularly escape containment, and WindClan collects these farm escapees to make into dough. Unlike SkyClan, WindClan only steals in hardship.

The cats would think corn is some bizarre human crossbreed between a fruit, a moth, and a grain. I can see some WindClan warriors trying to grind it out of curiosity, once or twice.

Their word for it would probably be linguistically similar to "Grain Cocoon" because unshucked corn is like some bizarre vegetable caterpillar that grows on a wheat stalk.

#Corn #Mais #Clan culture #Warrior Bites #I love the idea of Crowfoot seeing these on their journey and being like 'what the fuck' #Squirrelpaw is IMMEDIATELY peeling one #'THIS IS DISGUSTING LOL' and then she bites clean into it #The more delicious thing they'd be looking for is the pests in the field #Bugs and mice and such #I want to put cute shit like that in the TNP journey tbh

[theloveinc]

lowkey i'm just saying this for no reason but i don't think incest should be considered dark content bc they talk about that shit on adult tv all the time...

#u know that joke thats like. #one thing abt people with an *ncest k*nk is they have to tell everyone they have an *ncest k*nk LOOOOOOL #truly realest thing in the world #and i get that it's like. corn. on here #but at the same time like #the dc i wanna post about... *bites my nails* #like ATP lets bffr #anyway #love u besties #caitie blabs #tw:incest

[omg-snakes]

Peppercorn Bing Bong is so, so pretty

#his attitude sucks a big one though #why for you bite me? #babe you can't just voluntarily climb into my hand and then be pissed that I'm holding you #pa22 #pa22m7 #peppercorn bing bong #peach corn snake #truly a special butthead #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes

[deityofhearts]

ppl who put corn in their hushpuppies are not to be trusted btw

#deity dialogue #I hate hate hate when you’re having hushpuppies and you take a bite and there’s fucking corn #unnecessary addition no one needed that texture in their hushpuppies #like. stop doing that I have trust issues if I go to someone’s house and they made hushpuppies cause it’s like… did you put corn in them?

[greencheekconure27]

Mosquitoes in my house: fine

Mosquitoes outside: fine

Mosquitoes near a lake or a river: mildly annoying

Mosquitoes in a swamp: bearable

Mosquitoes near a perfectly normal cornfield: Actual demons. Pure evil in insect form.

#why do their bites Hurt #why are there more of them than near still water #this insane #anyhoo rip i've been eaten alive at a bus stop #mosquitoes #corn field #general randomness

[calmlythrilling]

Everyone knows about the great cornfield in the sky and the popped corns of heck...

#noxious bite of a cornered snake(pv) #this is inane(crack) #my favorite ok ko world building tidbits #tw religion #tw religionous themes #so corn cob shepherd is either god or jesus #if cob is god then what is above god because that would be the president of the universe I'd imagine #cob seems to be earth only the president of the universe however has a disco ball ok ko universe #who rules the multiverse? no clue