#Damnit there's more now

[puppetmaster13u]

Y’know, there’s a bunch of Billy adopted by Danny Phantom stories and prompts. But what if instead he was adopted by reformed Dan Phantom. 

Give him a dad who is trying his best not to murder but Billy is making it very hard not to at least commit a few crimes. It’s just a few, right? It couldn’t be that bad, but he is trying this whole self-restraint thing.  He hasn’t failed. Yet. 

#dan phantom #billy batson #Dan is trying to be on good behavior so livin in Gotham was out #So he went to Fawcett since it's the closest thing #And it's sunnier which supposedly should help with his mood #He wasn't expecting to find smol black haired blue eyed child vigilante who didn't ask for this power #Damnit there's more now #Guess he's these kids' anti-hero eldritch sun dad #DCU #DC #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp #sun core dan #Poor Diana and Justice League Dark when they find out the Shazam crew are technically Kronos' grandchildren #Auntie Ellie visits to say hi and cause chaos too #Danny also visits when not being the new Ancient of Space #moon core dani #space core danny #Dad Dan Au #maybe? #prompts #Look he's trying not to murder someone whenever one of Marvel's rogues attacks #Suddenly he's very self conscious of fighting his younger self #Because uh #Billy is a 10 year old #These idiots are fighting a fuckin Ten Year Old wtf #The divine twitch chat is cheering for new ghost dad #specifically because he will fuck people up

[egophiliac]

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal

the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing

has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again

(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)

based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?

has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)

NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties

despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)

currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything

Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #disclaimer that this is half joke and half speculation so like. please take it in good spirits and don't yell at me #right now i'm leaning away from crowley being revaan because i think the evidence is currently circumstantial at best #but who knows what the future will bring! #man. whenever i consciously remember that crowley is diablo it also reminds me #that his name is supposed to be pronounced like dear and not like the word dire #which always fucks me up a little bit. this is the worst thing about him bar none. #damnit crowley #anyway every time a new part comes out i rewatch the opening just in case there turns out to be any more foreshadowing #(there never is) #(but that ONE really quick bit where you can see overblot azul means i always have to look) #which is to say i have been carefully reanalyzing all the crowley bits and i have reached the conclusion #that i still have no idea what is going on with him #he may be the world's biggest mastermind or the world's biggest idiot and these are not mutually exclusive #(this is a strictly pro-crowley post btw) #(i'm allowed to make fun of him because i love him dire-ly)

[voidthesquished]

I think about this fact so much like IS THERE JUST AN ALTERNATE OF MARK THAT’S JUST BEEN OUT THERE SINCE HIS DEATH

it’s either weird alternate fucking with the vhs tape shit or the alternate outside of Mark’s room BECOMING HIM after seeing his body

#mandela catalogue #tmc #is bro just out there #imagine Sarah meeting an alternate of her brother that she was too young to know #so assuming that cesar isn’t dead yet would this fucker go after him ?? #if it is an alternate of mark then probably #if this is now false I will cry #I want to know MORE DAMNIT #mark heathcliff #the mandela catalogue

[front-facing-pokemon]

#more beak under the cut #mandibuzz #i forgot this thing's name when i was trying to write its tag. i had to go look it up #but i remembered vullaby's bc it's just. vulture. baby. vullaby. mandibuzz doesn't mean anything to me #besides like. mandibles. buzz #shut up buzz i'll kill you… #damnit i can't believe i just referenced that video. it's the stupidest video on the planet and now it's here in the tags

[why-the-heck-not]

insomnia? do u mean my true crime podcast time

#u know bc now I can convince my brain I slept a little bc I had my eyes closed for like 2h while listening to it #it’s like u can almost gaslight it into thinking that that podcast was actually dreaming bc we for sure were asleep yes #also this sucks bc it’s ahead of its schedule; I can’t sleep during summers so like what is this then #the climate change is affecting my insomnia cycle damnit #real unfortunate tho if it keeps going for longer (just been like 2ish weeks now) bc I got a thesis plus other shit to do #(also to anyone who’s unclear on the subject; yes I have slept during these 2ish weeks I'm not dying i'm just hella tired bc it’s not good #refreshing long sleeps bc mf it takes like 5 hours to fall asleep) #(except today bc it’s 7am and I’m giving up on it & hopefully will have a nap sometime during the day idk) #(im tired and getting increasingly more stressed abt becoming more tired and then not having the energy to do things that I fully neeed to #get done and how the stress just yes helps ah nice) #(sorry for ranting in thr tags; weird state of mind here bc of aforementioned) #march 2024 #2024

[zsbrainrot]

Kaoru does, in fact, love his Clingy Gorilla.

#two versions because I was incredibly indecisive with the background #also not to toot my own horn but I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO FUCKING DO CHERRY’S HAIR #and I’m actually so proud of how it turned out #anyway I love them #pls give me a season two I need more married matchablossom #it’s free therapy #also yes I know adult Kaoru doesn’t wear piercings #but I added them because LET ADULT KAORU WEAR HIS PIERCINGS DAMNIT #I’m probably gonna start drawing them more now that I figured out a way to do it that I don’t hate #matchablossom #sk8 the infinity fanart #sk8 the infinity #sk8 #sk8 matchablossom #matchablossom sk8 #sk8 the infinity matchablossom #my art #zsart

[toonymoon-doodles]

I relapsed, can't escape the lego

I went insane so I drew the traffic light trio and lunartides. I think this is my brain rot??? I understand the feeling now- there's no escape- I need more LMK in my life.

#toony draws #traditional art #fanart #art #hardsketch #practice #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #mk #red son #mei #macaque #six eared macaque #sandy #lunartides #traffic light trio #the trio #I need more lunartides fanfics #damnit #fanfics got me into lunartides and now there isn't any new fanfics for it!! #brain rot #going feral #batshit insane #mom wasn't kidding when she said addiction runs in the family!

[gnzma]

[ i could say GO AND PLAY FEAR AND HUNGER NOW but

do i. want you guys to go through that ]

#❌|| ʏᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ɢɪᴏ 💀 ooc ||❌ #its one of those games i feel almost uncomfortable talking about sometimes because i love it!!! but also fuck man #heavy inspiration from berserk apparently. like way more than dark souls. three characters are #pretty obviously guts casca and griffith apparently now that i read that yea i can see that!! #so if youre cool with all the stuff that happens in berserk. and i mean ALL the stuff. i mean you should be good with fungy!!! #but also man that game is a kick in the balls and i say it with as much love as i can give. i adore funger. but also god damnit #..........i still need to continue fungy2 i barely got past the first area NFDMSG

[cohozuna]

one of the biggest things i had to come to grips with art wise is that i can do realism pretty well but just completely fail at anything stylized. sure i can make a pretty picture from what i see but what does it matter when the only thing people take from it is "waow so good thought it was a picture" yeah its a compliment but its one that makes me feel awful bc i realize i do not want my shit to look like a picture. i FUCKING SUUUUCK at drawing and that isnt me being hehe quirky artist who says they cant draw and actually can i mean this shit is difficult as fuck and nobody would understand the extent to how awful i am at actually drawing unless they see me try to. all of my finished pieces were absolutely painstaking and i see ppl do the stuff that takes me many hours much quicker and with more personality with about the same experience shit makes me insane i am trying to learn but my god its like my brain just does not want to cooperate with me it makes it so so hard because i just have an awful mental block. genuinely used to just draw effortlessly (albeit not as well so at least i AM improving somewhat) but now even the simplest shit just overwhelms me. idk what it is. i like to think im pretty good with paintings but god it is so so difficult to do what i wanna without it taking far too long. i am so jealous of ppl who can do quality sketches on a whim. ive noticed i do a lot better blocking out a silhouette and then drawing lines over that when i sketch. makes me think im just not very line-brained?? stupid way to put it idgaf its 5 am. Truly the best thing has been drawing on a shared canvas or on stream idk why it works but it does it just kinda lets me actually make something. i dont wanna just whinge and cry about it but it is truly aggravating and so deeply frustrating to feel like im regressing in my ability to Just Draw because its undoubtedly a psychological thing. ive just been in this rut for yrs now its awful. thinking about buying a sketchbook again tbh

#goodnight #i kust dont know how to explain it #i know im not unique here i am not the specialest most tormented artist #but holy fuck does it feel like its especially bad for me #its been like this for years now #im getting better while drawing far less and with much greater difficulty #i think im just mentally ill im ngl #its some sort of fear of inadequacy i dont know god that is so gay DHUT UP!!! #i wanna enjoy art again and i wanna do it more often god damnit im going to make it happen #ive been taking steps to at elast try and make it happen again i just cannot keep being in this damn rut i hate it #god i am so mad i #and i do enjoy my paintings i just think #that theyre lame #when i do them again i want to do more original shit and put some meaning and feeling to it beyond 'waow impressive' #i have lots of ideas for shit like that its just difficult ss fuck to actuslly get myself to do it #lazy motherfucker!!!

[teaabun]

So…. Ashes of Memory.

#acryltalks #idv #spoilers #idv spoilers #DUDE IM GONE DUDE FREDRICK HAS A FUVKING GUN #god damnit this makes me wanna play novelist more i love novelist now i used to dislike his ass but now im so interested #ALICE AND ORPHEUS LIKE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER #ALICE THING THAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE PUTS HER HAND UP TO HER CHIN DUDE I LOVED THAT SO MUCH #LIKE I LOVE IT #I LOVE THIS!! #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #WHOS WRITING THIS #I LOVE THIS WRITING……………… #alice backstory also being revealed #did she hide orpheus in the thing??????? #what was it called #did she hide orph????? #dude???????? #I LOVE #GREGRGRGRGYZGSHZVSHZVSHZBHS

[triptychgardener]

#to be serious i trust james roach to an extent but god DAMNIT #there's more text!!!! i thought it was over and now there's more!!!

[phantomram-b00]

Honestly? Imma start telling people Good omens is a Bible

#good omens #good omens fandom #good omens book #don’t mind me good omens became my life now #imma make aziraphale proud #wait this probably make me more aziraphale coded #damnit #oh well I might as well own it

[elephant-in-the-pride-parade]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

YESSSSSSSSS

#also damnit now i need a netflix #i hate netflix but i love prodigy more #star trek #star trek prodigy #save star trek prodigy

[why-the-heck-not]

06.01.24, saturday

1h gym workout

handwashing laundry (still don’t have a functioning washing machine (it broke in november lol))

1h of coding

bunch of procrastination over planning an app idea I got but damnit like dude u don’t have time for a side project rn

decided to start a french duolingo streak (I’ve studied french for 8 years but now it’s been 4 years without and I’m so rusty I hate it)

grocery store

30min walk (a feat considering the -20 degrees celsius, but bc of that the usual popular walking routes were empty; I saw 2 ppl and it was 5pm rush hours)

#could I use any more parenthesis????? curse the day I discovered those bc now I can’t stop using them in _every_ sentence #googled and the plural is parentheses* but i’m not going to retype that #today’s productive(ish) things #see ??? even my mf tag has paranthesis #parantheses* damnit #january 2024 #2024

[qoldwater]

I always forget how people back in the olde days used to just die so easily from the flu, until I get the flu myself dhhdhdhf because on one hand I know our medicine is just soo much better now a days but on the other hand I have the immune system of a dead man and once I get sick I'm like the ye olde victorian child on a death bed dhdhdhhd it's been 4 days and I just NOW can get on my phone to watch videos and text, and eat and drink water, and coherently string words together and do more than just lay in bed and moan in pain, and sweat and cough in sick delirium 😭

#im being so deadass #i only slept once between just staring at whatever i was hallucinating on the ceiling and that was last night #and i dreamt that i was eating glass #i know its because ive hurt my stomach and ribs from so much coughing because i can barely talk #at least in my dream i was picky about the glass i was eating LMAOOO i was like NO I WANT THE BUBBLE AMBER DRINKING GLASS NOM NOM #and raided a flea market just to find it and eat it #i dont fucking know #i finally ate some chicken noodle soup and apple sauce too and ive finally had some wonderful and amazing water #i swear i never enjoyed it more in my LIFE #i hate being sick because i get so sick so easily and soo soo so bad #fucking rough man #i had no idea it was Saturday until i just checked #fucking was Tuesday last I remembered god damnit #also its really scary looking in the mirror because I dont look well or look like myself right now #body image warning #but my face looks so hallow and dark and scratched up because apparently I either was scratching in my sleep or something happened #and I'm soo much thinner than the last time I looked in a mirror and got out of bed like 4 days ago #my beard is big and shaggy and i need to shave but i really really don't look good and its hard to do any self care #when you go from looking healthy and glowy to pale and dark and thin in just a couple days #like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that #im caught in a state of #this isn't reality #which i know isnt safe or good but ill be okay because i know im just in shock and that i cant push myself through it #especially in this weakened state #i just need to take it slow and steady #drink my water stay in my blanket and eat what i can and take my meds and thank FUCK I came through the fog and rest

[paxesoterica]

Halp. I'm not sure if I should praise or curse Super Robot Wars enthusiasts, but I've really enjoyed their collective speculations about how Suletta, and Witch from Mercury in general, would fit into SRW.

Like, you know that writing trick, where you can potentially persuade an audience into liking a character by showing them liking other characters? It wasn't intentional at all, but all the talk about how other Gundam protagonists would relate to Suletta has made me want to watch more Gundam shows, and maybe some more mecha in general. Also I kinda want to low-key fan-theorize about how you could crossover as many of those shows ss possible with minimal tweaks, ala some versions of SRW.

Welp.

#text #mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury #super robot wars #also there need to be more female-led and/or queer mecha anime damnit #or shoujo mecha #like i already have heard of magic knight rayearth and vision of escaflowne but not much besides those #also congrats srw fans the propaganda worked on me #*sigh* guess i'm a mecha fan now