Brocktree: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?
Dotti: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here?
Dotti: That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
Brocktree: Why?
Dotti: Because I didn't think March 31st existed.
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I drew Harry with my cat! She gives so much stink eye to new people, nothing personal, my dear sweet gilf <3
Actual photo of aforementioned kitty, Dotti, below the cut!! ⬇️
My little baby girl!
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HELLO TUMBLR!!
I'm Abner (or JJ) and I gonna start posting art!!! I've got a lot of stuff in the works so stay tuned!
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Sophie B | White Fox Boutique bodysuit • Forever New trousers • Dotti wedges • The Daily Edited clutch | Instagram | 2022
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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I do not care about the Kate Middleton conspiracy because I give a fig about the Royal Family, I care about the Kate Middleton conspiracy because it is a fascinating trainwreck from a PR standpoint which by itself is interesting because you'd think the Royal Family would be, you know, better at that sort of thing, and also because of the implications. There is clearly something going on that they do not want the British public to know because otherwise they'd just issue a vaguely optimistic statement like "the Princess of Wales is still recovering from a routine but extensive medical procedure, thanks everyone for the well wishes she looks forward to returning to her duties" or whatnot. The fact that they're putting out badly photoshopped images and then blaming her for it (literally anyone could have written that tweet!) is so intriguing. My feeling is that they are desperate to maintain an appearance of stability and like, health, because Charles' prognosis is worse than they're letting on and it's very clear that the British public is not going to react well to having to pay for another funeral (of a monarch much less popular than Lizzie was) and coronation. I am pretty sure that the resolution of this whole shebang is going to be super boring but in the meantime they are blatantly mishandling the whole situation
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Arunachala, el fuego sagrado
Arunachala, the sacred fire
Teresa Fernandez Herrera. Periodista, Escritora Prensa Especializada
Hay un lugar sagrado en el sur de India, en el estado de Tamil Nadu. Es Arunachala, la montaña roja, considerada como el dios Shiva en persona. Esta es su historia o leyenda.
There is a sacred place in southern India, in the state of Tamil Nadu. It is Arunachala, the red mountain, considered to be…
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Dotti: You can thank me later.
Brocktree: You haven't done anything yet...
Dotti: Which is why I can't accept your thanks right now.
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FINALLY??? a good splatfest theme?!?!
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Professional cat model hired to promote this gloriously shapely moped. Ca. 1960s. Source.
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