Related to my last post:
Shelby who just found the wound: I swear to the gods Katherine!
Katherine: I didn't do anything!
Shekby: Katherine!
Katherine, who's getting more frantic gradually: Nothing happened!
Shelby pulling out the alcohol spray: Katherine!!!
Katherine: Their not THAT deep!
Shelby: Katherine!
Katherine backing away: it's fine!
Shelby now hodling bandages, needles, thread and alchol spray: Motherfucker I swear to the gods if you don't sit your ass down and let me treat those wounds I WELL set tortoise on you!
Katherine aitting down on a stool begrudingly: Okay-
Shekby whispering: get her
Tortoise: suprise attack!!
Katherine: gods almighty- yeah you got me- Shelby I said okay!
Ahekby setting the stuff down: Doesn't change that this is the 5th time this month!
Katherien defensivly: Less then last month!
Shelby: Katherine, it is the 3RD OF THE MONTH!
Ketherine: I'm sorryyyyy!!!
In the hall:
False confused: are they flirting?
Oli suprised: Wait they aren't already dating?
False:.....are they?
Oli: I thought so!
Tortoise: haha, I got to scare Katherine
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played the game ok boomer at my family party today, ended up explaining to a room of ~20 of my relatives what fanfiction is so they could understand the question, “in fanfiction, what does AU stand for?”. and then the card’s definition of “AU” was wrong so i also had to get into the concept of “canon”.
can u believe. in front of my whole family. a room full of people, aged 3 to 80. all staring at me intently as i explain the difference between an alternate universe and canon divergence. at one point my mom was like “daina i think we get it” and a cousin and two aunts were like “wait no we’re interested please continue” and i had to say to my own mother in front of god and my i am kenough sweatshirt “sorry but unlike you the rest of them DON’T have to listen to me talk about fanfiction on the regular”. my uncle is a retired judge. my one cousin worked for the federal government in a job that was so classified that for years he literally couldn’t legally tell us about ANYTHING he was working on. and today those men sat and patiently listened to me define “coffee shop AU”.
also, not one, not two, but THREE of the answers for the young folks, i knew solely because they were either plot points on stranger things or they were things i found out whilst reading stranger things fanfics. and then i was the only person in our age bracket (10 people, ranging from ages 9 to 42) that knew who anne rice was, and had to explain yet again that the reason i had this knowledge was because… fanfic.
it was surreal. also my aunt, aged 68, may or may not begin attempting to read fanfic now because, according to her, “there are so many stories where there are these small side characters and i’d just KILL to hear their backstory or like what was going through their minds during the main action!” i’m very happy for her. today was wild.
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Hello! What the name says.
I will make aus for both seasons. I have aus I will post, but you guys can also send asks to MAKE aus.
My main is @killmebythebeach and I have done some writing and other aus for empires there.
This pinned post will be updated as we make more aus. The tags for each au will also be in the tags here.
I will be making no aus about the streamers/ccs themselves, just their characters. So please do not send asks about streamers.
Writings for the aus is my writing tag! Find short stories or long chaptered fiction for the aus here. People can also share their writing here.
Art for the au is for any art I make or any art shared with me for the aus here!
Any crossover with another smp will be tagged as "[smp abbreviation (hc, dsmp, ect.) x esmp".
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SEASON ONE AUS:
Xornoth wins au (temp title): Scott is put in the crystal instead of Xornoth, and in a weird draw of luck Jimmy is the one who has to save the other empowers from the demon.
Empire falls au: gravity falls au with roseblings as the pines twins! Let's see if they can solve all the wacky mysteries of the town.
Three skulls au: the whole WRA gets corrupted right off the bat and they are here to cause problems on purpose. This includes problems for their boss.
The cold wanderer au: Scott and Xornoth switch places, but not gods. When Exor reveals himself to be with Xornoth and not Scott like everyone thought the prophecy said, Gem and Fwhip have to go hunt him down and force him to help. Inspired by atla
Living on au: inspired by pjo, Pearl accidentally becomes the older sister of many many demigods. On ao3
The twin dragons au: during a fight, the dragon egg turns splits in two, giving Xornoth a new dragon minion and leaving Gem and Fwhip on the run with the other dragon
Gilded changeling au: Sausage is kidnapped by the fae of Gilded Helanthia and replaced with a changeling. He was fine with his life in the court of Queen Pearl, until he finds out where he's really from when the Staff of Mythland chooses him
Power couple au: both Lizzie and Joel become gods. No one has a good time except those two.
Wilted Helanthia au: Pearl dies in the arena fight, leaving the WRA to mourn. When the roseblings go to Xornoth to get her back, Sausage is forced to face his grief and stop them.
Salmon Jimmy au: Jimmy is kidnapped as a child and is indoctrinated into the Salmon life. Making the WRA his friends, and his own pong lost sister his enemy.
Joel: champion of Aeor au: Joel is Aeor's champion, leaving everyone involved increasingly frustrated
SEASON TWO AUS:
Bounties at sea au: pirates! Joey accidentally becomes pirate captain on a ship with Scott and Sausage as The Sheriff and Katherine try and hunt them down. Wacky hijinks ensue.
The frog house au: Owl house! False as Luz, Shelby as Eda, and many many more.
Falsehoods in a false world au: Alice in Wonderland au (based on the book, not movie) with False as Alice.
It was Oli all along au: Oli is the bad guy in everyone's backstories and I see if I can make that a cohesive time line.
Princess Protector: Gem and Skeletron are now besties. That's it. That's the au.
The Soul King au: ANOTHER au based on atla where the main cast has to go and take down the Tyrannt King to stop him from hunting down magic users with Oli, Sausage, Scott, Shelby, and Katherine as the Gaang.
Sea of Secrets au: Shelby is a selkie who has locked her coat away in fear of the school or her fellow emperors finding it. Katherine wants to find out what's wrong.
Poison Flowers au: surprise surprise, more nature wives! Katherine having both powers over light and darkness, using her light powers to be Ms goody-two-shoes in the day, and her dark powers to actually stop crime without the hero agency in her way at night. She may or may not be obsessed with taking down a villain, Shelby, with powers over the cold dark emptiness if the void.
SEASON CROSSOVER AUS:
Withered witch au: Shelby is haunted by the ghosts of Sausage and Gem from s1, and they attempt to help her with magic.
Storyteller au: after living peacefully in Scott's afterlife, the cast of s1 is brought back to the world as ghosts, traveling between empires to tell their tales. When they catch the attention of the s2 rulers, the rulers go to Pix to uncover who these people were.
Reincarnated Sausage au: s2!Sausage is the reincarnation of s1!Joey, same with s2!Pix and s1!Jimmy. After the Rune Sword has deteriorated, Xornoth and Scott are unleashed unto the world again
The Riffs Archives au: tma au with Shelby as the archivist, the rest of the nether star alliance as the assistants, and Pix as head of the institute
SERVER CROSSOVER AUS:
Empire Mumbo au (hc): Xornoth wins and puts Scott in a crystal, corrupting all the other empires. But in a mission to conqure other dimensions, the Scott crystal is lost and comes into the possession of one Mumbo Jumbo
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Questions
CW: gore & blood
It all will end where it began - at Snake Meadow Hill Church
Love letter for @zzoupz John loves you AU
Don't be afraid, preacher. I hear His voice loud and clear now. He's welcoming you. And so do I.
It's our last opportunity to talk before my Ascension. So ask, don't make Him wait
What you want to ask about?
John
You don't recognise my face, Miller? I'm John Thomas Ward, a servant of His, just like you.
I condemned myself to God since young age and, under guidance of father Garcia, learned true ways of preaching and serving His will.
I was priest of false church before you, cowards, threw me away from God's home.
But I hold no anger.
Snake Meadow Hill Church
Too predictable, isn't it? Sentimental even.
I was thinking the same when we moved here. Still, this place more fitting than anything: it's cradle of my own faith.
What you want to ask about?
Horned twins
Ah, will-o-wisps. You're not the first whom they brought here. My apologize if they caused you any trouble. I couldn't deny them their fun.
"Him"
I see. You forgot for whom you've been praying to. Don't be ashamed: you're not the first or last one to went astray.
Recall: Him is above, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
If only you weren't so afraid, you would hear His voice though mine.
What you want to ask about?
Lisa Pearson
Made not for caring His will on her shoulders, but for guide us towards it. A sinless lamb, iconographer, send to us long ago even before I knew my destiny. She was closer to absolute pureness that anyone of us could get.
She was the one whom Initiation you interrupted, but it doesn't metter now. Everything went according to plan. She's with Him now, speaking with us from above.
The Ascension
The Ascension isn't some bloody mess as you describe in church guidelines. It's delicate, precise process of hard work. And in the end - He grands His blessing.
Firstly, one must clean themselves from any sin. For each sin there's way of redemption. Not just penance: for pride, lust and warth - mortification of flesh, for greed - poverty of monkhood, for envy - condemnation to another, for gluttony - everlasting fest, for sloth - work. Cleaning can take years… But you will know when you're ready.
Then comes the Ascension. No need to describe - you about to witness it. Participate, even.
Oh, how nice of you were to visit us today.
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