:33< i was never directly involved with dear sw33t bilious, but he was a very very good little froggy
[ Song: Little Drummer Boy by Katherine Kennicott Davis | Guitar from Dan C Holloway, Kalimba from here | Lyrics and full cover image (by me :D) under cut ]
Team up and play the game
Purr rum pum pum pum
Genesis frog to make
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Outrace the asteroids
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Be furst to claim and forge
Purr rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
A new furever home
Purr rum pum pum pum
When we're done
Clouds to terrors
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I am a Rogue of Heart
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I have strengths of my own
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To help my furiends along
Purr rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
Shall I follow close,
Purr rum pum pum pum,
Until we've won?
Two teams in one big game,
Purr rum pum pum pum
We were always the same,
Purr rum pum pum pum
I played with all of them,
Purr rum pum pum pum
I played my best with them,
Purr rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
Then he croaked his first,
Purr rum pum pum pum
Second to none.
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(images sourced from the Homestuck Genesis Frog album)
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getting a galaxy print™ frog tattoo so i can bait both queers and homestucks into talking with me
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so i’m writing my own bible, as one does, because i’m a pantheist pagan witch and i’m sick of having to manually explain my beliefs in debates/religious conversation.
i begin writing about how the Universe herself is everything and is made of everything and holds galaxies, solar systems, etc
AND THEN I REALIZE
THE ULTIMATE SPIRITUAL POWER IN MY RELIGION IS THE FUCKING GENESIS FROG
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Powerful Frogs, in Different Senses, it's King Harold (Shrek) Vs The Genesis Frog (Homestuck)
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Hey. So our Space player just got to the point in the game where you’re supposed to breed frogs, but…
Well, he just… found it. Found the genesis tadpole. No breeding needed; the flashy rainbow motherfucker was just in a random pond. He bottled it, scrutinized it for a while, and declared that it “seemed fine”.
I am very, very hesitant to accept this. Everyone else seems to think this just means the Space guy doesn’t need to bother with the usual stuff this session, and can focus on other parts of the game.
But this just CAN’T be that easy. I’ve never even heard of this happening. It’s gotta be a buildup to something horrible, right? Like, it’ll turn out to be fucked up somehow in a way our Space player didn’t notice, or he’ll not mature right because he didn’t get to do his main quest, or something like that, right?
Classpects this session are: Page of Time, Maid of Space, Witch of Breath, Mage of Void, Heir of Mind (me!).
This is indeed suspicious. My immediate reaction is to dump that baby in a dumpster instinctively. If this thing spawned in via some bug, then it's more likely than not going to be bugged, and a bugged Frog is a cancerous Frog. But I do wonder if this is normal game procedure. It obviously fell into your hands too easily (was it just some random pond or was it in a special area or a dungeon or something? I need to know if he's being sincere or overly casual to the point of downplaying), but it's not impossible that this could be normal Session functioning. We joke about doing the same quests over and over again, and Frog Breeding sure doesn't get MORE fun the second time around, but there are subtle variances throughout Sessions, and this could be a manifestation thereof.
If I had to guess, I'm going to say that from a "lore" perspective, this Genesis Tadpole was probably asexually reproduced by the Genesis Frog, but the important thing is the implications on the Session. If your Space Player doesn't have to do Frog Breeding, then there's probably another quest they have to do relating to this thing. I imagine you would need to protect this Tadpole from harm (it's Escort Mission time, baby!), or something bad is going to happen to it that requires some serious puzzlework. In other words, make this Genesis Tadpole Priority #1, compile anything weird you note about it down, and share your information later, if not to me than to other sources.
To be safe, I would also make the Maid of Space do Frog Breeding anyways. Half of my reasoning is because while he said it looks fine by eyeballing it, he hasn't examined its genetic code yet. There could indeed be something off about it, and even if he doesn't breed the Genesis Frog for real, we need to at least see how the final product compares to this aberration. He's already captured the Genesis Tadpole so it shouldn't be too hard to capture its Paradox Ghost/Slime. The other half is because I did Frog Breeding and it sucked ass, so now everybody has to do it even if their Session hands them a freebie. I will not let you escape my crab bucket.
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I like Men in Black (the movie) not for the story itself, but for the ending where it zooms out and you see the universe as this marble. When I got into Homestuck and we zoom out to see the Universe Frog it reminded of that scene . I just thought that was a neat concept, a whole civilization of a bunch of lifeforms all existimg in a tiny marble like object. 🌌
I don't remember that from Men in Black! :o And that IS one of the few pieces of media I HAVE consumed... X3
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