#Goddamn why is he so fine

[almond-tofuuu]

Zayne core

more Zayne content because this man is consuming my every thought

#love and deepspace #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #dr zayne #him #no thoughts just him #this is a problem #i love him #Goddamn why is he so fine #give me one chance #please sir #husband material

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A young Vincent Price circa 1935

(I had to re-blog...for...personal reasons...)

#vincent price #goddamn it #photo #photo edit by me #WHYY THO #Just fucking why? #hes so sexy #so wet #im fine. this is fine #*rocks back and forth* #like...S....SIR #your face #i wanna hump it... #bicon #bisexual #god #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[neteyamssyulang]

I need this man to fuck me😩 if only they added romance.. I’d be all over him🥴

#neteyamssyulang #james cameron avatar #avatar frontiers of pandora #so’lek avatar #I need him to fuck me like he hates me #seriously why does he have to be do goddamn fine #neteyam I still love you but So’lek can have me🩵 #I’m loving this game so much🤭

[coconut530]

GET HIM GIRLY!!!!!

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another week another episode #This one for the Annabel stans.. of which I am one #GOD IT WAS SO COOL TO JUST SEE HER GAIN ALL THE CARDS IN THE GAME LEAVING HIM WITH NONE #Will and Ada why do y’all still care about him #Poor Will he can barely speak! #Dude I don’t think this is something you can sleep off if anything doing nothing will make this worse #Prospero concerned little guy #“So be it.” GOD WHAT I’M CRAZY #SHE’S LIKE WELL HE’S PLAYING HIS OWN GAME LIKE ME WHO AM I TO GET IN THE WAY OF HIM??? ANNABEL YOU’RE SO COOL #ADA THAT MAN IS NOT FINE IT WAS ALL A RUSE #THE WAY SHE JUST MOVES HIS FACE WITH HER FOOT SHE DOESN’T EVEN USE HER HANDS AT FIRST GIRLYYYYY AND THEN THAT *LOOK* ON HER FACE GODDAMN #WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING THERE MONTY??? OH LOOK EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU. IMPRESS THE QUEEN #oh no like that #No duh you’re in a bad spot oooooooh the angst I love to see it #JUST SPIT IT OUT MAN #I’M QUITE CERTAIN YOU’RE BEYOND HELP BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COMEBACK #hahaha joking hahahahaahaa #I wonder if she hates him bc he’s trying to have his own level of control but Annabel’s the one meant to have it all in the group #And he tested her in like 31 and 40 kinda going against her #And he’s overall just a thorn in her side when she’s trying to be a leader here he’s getting in the way of her Queen façade #But that’s an answer we can find out ✨next week✨

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x12 | Not Tomorrow Yet

#R I C H A R D #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S6 #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #even his adams apple is nice i hate myself #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #but today is not that day #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #bram stoker wants to talk #bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #where is the tag™ #it's not coming up #it's a vintage one #he's so goddamn fine i want his dick in my lungs #man why ya gotta make me type it #then i have to actually sit with it #i can't take credit for that that was kayleigh #pain is weakness leaving the body #rick's in church bout to make him call out for god #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me

[atopvisenyashill]

This Is How I Can Still Win: How The Penroses Are Related to House Targaryen

SO. In case you don’t remember - you probably don’t, it’s a throwaway line and likely just George retconning and not doing it on purpose - Jeor Mormont misremembers Aelinor Penrose as being Aerys I’s sister instead of her cousin. Here’s the quote, from Jon I in A Clash of Kings:

"No, this was Aerys the First. The one Robert deposed was the second of that name.” “How long ago was this?” “Eighty years or close enough,” the Old Bear said, “and no, I still hadn’t been born, though Aemon had forged half a dozen links of his maester’s chain by then. Aerys wed his own sister, as the Targaryens were wont to do, and reigned for ten or twelve years."

Potentially, this means that Aelinor has ~the Valyrian look~ and that’s why Jeor got them mixed up. But when you look at the information surrounding the Penroses that existed in this era, it looks a little wonky because of this line from The Mystery Knight:

"At the crossing of the Mandel, he cut down the sons of Lady Penrose one by one. They say he spared the life of the youngest one as a kindness to his mother."

So how can Elaena marry Ronnel, Lord of the Parchments, only have one son, yet Quentyn Ball slew all of “Lady Penrose’s” sons? How is Aelinor related to the Penroses and the Targaryens? What woman of Targaryen blood would marry into this random ass house in the middle of Stormlands? Why was it so important to retcon Aelinor from a sister into a cousin? Well - let’s have a think about what other houses have recent Valyrian blood…we have some female lines after all…perhaps even Targaryen women that married into politically active houses, who would love to marry back into the main branch again…I wonder who that could be…..Oh what’s that? Is that-

DRAGON TWINS TIME.

Allow me to spin two family trees for you, one where Rhaena’s daughter marries into the Penroses, and one where Baela’s daughter marries into the Penroses:

(pls applaud me for the amount of math i did for this very unserious post!) green is a romantic/marriage line, black is a parental relationship.

I am noting that this would mean Alyssa (I made her name up btw, mostly because I thought it would piss Daemon off to have a Hightower named after his beloved mother) gives birth at around 34, which is a perfectly reasonable age to have a child at, and Laena gives birth at like 40, which is definitely a lil risky! BUT there’s plenty of time for Laena to have other children, and for a second born son to have had a child at that same age, so if you think it’s a stretch for Laena to have a kid at 40 (perfectly fair) just pretend there’s a son there named “Roland” or something as Aelinor’s dad and Laena’s second born.

Now, FIRST OF ALL, this makes the cousin thing make sense, but also it makes it deeply funny - Aelinor is Aerys’ great aunt’s granddaughter. That’s a close enough relationship that you would consider them a cousin but it’s also the exact relationship Robert has to Rhaegar (because Rhaegar is Robert’s great uncle’s grandson). Both Aerys and Robert avoiding incest/kinslaying on a technicality lol.

But SECOND OF ALL. Do you know what makes me absolutely fucjing feral about this. Alyn Velaryon is messing around with a woman so much younger than him. That she marries his GRANDSON. because SHE IS THE SAME AGE AS HIS GRANDSON. i feel like george is weird enough to do the Baela scenario too.

And LASTLY OF ALL. Notice there’s plenty of time for Alyssa/Laena aka Lady Penrose after she’s married, to have several sons for Quentyn Ball to slay on the Redgrass Field, including Elaena’s husband, Ronnel himself, and for Elaena’s son, Robin Penrose, to inherit the seat afterwards. It also means, since it’s mentioned that Elaena married Michael Manwoody soon after her second husband died, that the two of them got a long time together. Why is this important? Because Michael Manwoody was her marriage for love and I want Elaena to have been with him for a long time.

This scenario gives her like 9 years with Ronnel (kinda sad, their kids don’t get to know their dad very long) and a minimum of 15 years with Michael Manwoody, who is apparently not the step dad but the dad that stepped up.

#me giving myself ronnel/elaena feelings for no goddamn reason making this akskkd. also used show casting but its book canon. #valyrianscrolls #elaena targaryen #aelinor penrose #michael manwoody #rhaena of pentos #baela targaryen #rhaena targaryen #aerys i targaryen #ronnel penrose #house penrose #getting on my soap box #rani attempts meta #i realize this is basically a secret targaryen theory. but the targaryens they're descended from are THE DRAGON TWINS so its fine #also don’t talk to me about the aerys fancast. yes it’s wwe superstar sami zayn. what about it. #i wanted to fancast someone with some sort of swana heritage that could pass for white. had a bitch of a time not repeating anyone from my #dornish graphic. gave up and threw in my man sami bc he’s a white passing syrian icon. #i'm otherwise very proud of these fancasts. if we ever get the blackfyre rebellion and elaena isn't played by kylie bunbury #i'm gonna be disappointed now lol. also if you are wondering yes the aelinor and ronnel in the rhaena graphic have one (1) black grandparen #alfred molina is probably too sexy to play aegon iv but mark addy is already robert so. #also the longwaters sigil is from the asoiaf rp wiki bc i didn't want to give them a velaryon one #bc fuck alyn that's why #echoes of sansa and arya

[meloncalic]

I conduct fear like electricity A man-made monstrosity

Don't turn out the lights Kiss yourself goodnight, cause there's a killer And he's coming after you

#IM FINE #idk i just really liked what i did and wanted to color/shade it SUE ME /lh #also if you're intrigued by the story/idea behind this + WHY HE IS GODDAMN 6'5: #please go check out @/umbral-archives and @/sleeplessinspace #they do such amazing shit with the character of this pathetic man and i blame them entirely for the brainrot i have #<-if you're not a minor that is. please heed the warnings on their blogs #honestly probably my favorite murdock doodle so far #caldoodles #tw blood #cw violence #<-?? pls ask to tag #markiplier #iswm murdock

[mondaymelon]

remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips

what... what about it?

are you denying it?

have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3

i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS

i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs

WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn

LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )

II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY

"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )

ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...

OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN

SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING

sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.

oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao

my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!! #⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!! #should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT #OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT #WAIT FOR IT #DRUMROLLL... #kim dokja. #KIM DO K J A !!!!!! #JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU #BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I #LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL #I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT #I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s #GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC #I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ

[laurrrelise]

someone detain me

#GODDAMN #why is he so pretty #WHY IS HE SO FINE

[bitethehandthatneedsme]

there is nothing i am more passionate about than defending mike during the early s3 fight

#if harvey woulda given him TWO seconds out of his goddamn day to let him explain and they would’ve been fine #MIKE TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES #got to a point where he jst stopped trying bc he knew harvey wouldn’t listen to him #also #‘you think you’re not replaceable?’ KILL YOURSELFFFFFF #Sorry ok #also mike was 100% alone during this time . like completely alone do u get that. trevor gone grammy gone harvey gone donna gone #rachel for a bit gone #also bringing up how mike had gotten high with that tom (?) guy as if he didn’t just gt high like a few weeks ago #also circling back #‘you think you’re not replaceable?’ sayimg that so casually as if that isnt one of mikes biggest insecurities….. #what if i brought up ur cheating mother harvey huh?? how would u feel #the ONLY people with him were rachel and louis #AND MIKE LIT BELIEVED HARVEY WOULDN’T FORGIVE HIM SO HE ACCEPTED LOUIS’ OFFER TO BE HIS ASSICIATE #LIKE IM SO SICK #mike ross #and before yall say it #I UNDERSYAND WHY HARVEY WAS MAD ITS JUSIFIED OF COURSE #but HE LIT DID NOT LET MIKE SAY HIS SIDE

[illiana-mystery]

My man had a good ass nap 🤣

#he's adorable when he's asleep #like a little angel #i feel this scene though #bruh #that's exactly how i wake up from a bomb ass nap #that is how it be #totally relatable #also if asshole why sexy #like goddamn #denis why you so fine #i hate you for that #who gave you the right #sexy ass mf #denis brabant #scorpion spring #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Constance Bennett

Service De Luxe (1938)

#vincent price #service de luxe #his first role ever #old hollywood #constance bennett #why the fuck is he so fucking tall? #tall boi #so tall so broad so bisexual #unf #what else those legs do? #hes so sexy #so sexy #vintage hollywood #goddamn sir #im fine. #im so normal #bicon #bisexual #icon #horror #old horror movies #photo #photo edit by me #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[neteyamssyulang]

UGHH I CANTTTT😩 I WANT HIM, NOW

#so’lek avatar #james cameron avatar #avatar frontiers of pandora #neteyamssyulang #seriously why does he have to be do goddamn fine #i want his babies #like right now #i need him #so badly #eywa help me for these thoughts I’m having

[facedock]

Dwight Schultz in Alone in the Dark (1982)

#he's so cuuuuuuute #dwight schultz #alone in the dark 1982 #alone in the dark #he's also way too chill for a guy who just found out what he just found out #iirc at this point in the movie lol #god why are horror movie protagonists so goddamn stupid :') #he really was like 'this is fine' :') #the only one who reacted appropriately was his wife #my posts #my gifs

[the-kipsabian]

#the butcher #the blade #penta el zero miedo #kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #he took this like a fucking champ god that looked so good #why is penta so good. goddamn #my beloved #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[katasstrophy]

which guy in bllk (tumblr link btw) (my money is on the itoshi bros)

NONNIE THE WAY YOU MADE ME LET OUT THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE SNORT IN PUBLIC THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES thank you for blessing me with this most important piece of knowledge 🙏🙏🙏

out of the itoshi bros my money is a hundred thousand precent on rin are you kidding this man is wholly made out spite and just the right amount of pettiness 😩🤚 he’s fluent in english so i feel like he wouldn’t have any trouble picking up on all the swears other teams aim at him unlike his dumbass teammates LMFAO and then like the little shit he is he bides his time until he has an arsenal of curse words memorized in like 47 different languages just for the sake of throwing it back at those who “wronged him” PLS HE’S SO DRAMATIC i love him

for sae…. hmmm🤔 i’d love to jump on the bandwagon that he learned spanish due to all the years he was abroad but it’s LITERALLY CANON LIKE,,,, SAE SAID SO HIMSELF THAT his greatest weakness is that he doesn’t know anything besides football and that is simply comedy gold i CANNOT IGNORE!!!! everyone views him as japan’s greatest treasure - this cool and aloof soccer prodigy worth an incomprehensible amount of money but in reality he takes taxis everywhere bc he doesn’t have a drivers license and has to pay his dietitian extra to prepare his meals bc at 23 years of age he still doesn’t know how to boil a pot of rice iM CACKLING. learning a whole ass different language???? forGET ABOUT IT never gonna happen. (i also feel like he just… wouldn’t care enough?? to “waste his time” doing smth like that yk? but you bet ur ass he’s cussing up a storm behind his deadpan face if ur annoying him LOL)

some honorable mentions!!!

shidou - he sticks to cursing in japanese but he looks so dead serious and terrifying getting all up in people’s faces it’s all the rival teams can do not to go home bawling their eyes out this man is FERAL!!!! there’s a whole twitter account with a 120k+ following dedicated to ‘candids of shidou ryusei verbally attacking people’ and it’s entirely made up of players looking like they’re about to shit their pants.

reo - of fucking course the resident billionaire nepotism baby grew up learning all the fancy rich languages. he’s usually very composed on the field, but when someone pisses him off real bad he just casually drops the nastiest string of words you’ve ever heard in your life under his breath then walks away as if nothing happened 😇 his opponents are flabbergasted - a perfect depiction of the surprised pikachu meme - wondering if that actually happened or they’re just having a fever dream (it’s always the first)

karasu and otoya - they’re the idiot duo with two collective braincells you cannot convince me otherwise I LOVE TJEM SM. otoya was full on cheering on shidou and rin while they were having a fist fight ofc he’d be down to learn cuss words in different languages to terrorize other players FOOUUUL karasu needs zero convincing he’s a menace. only problem is that they use GOOGLE TRANSLATE as their super reliable source and bc they think they can do no wrong they don’t even make the app sound out the words for them they just roll with their own pronunciation. they’re swearing on the field with their whole chest puffed out entirely too proud of themselves meanwhile the other players are so confused like??? are they having a stroke help???

#you can tell im totally normal about them and dont think about them at all 24/7 bc i totally just didn’t write you an essay haha (help) #im consumed SORRY FOR THE RANT ANON BUT THIS WAS JUST SO FUNNY DKSHSBDBXBXK #also godDAMN who is that man and why is he so fine #who let him be that sexy??? about to stalk the shit outta him on god #op of that post was right cancel the world cup he ate he won give him a medal #—ping! message from: (anon) #—bllk.thoughts! #blue lock