#Gonna be that boring Dutch person

[astonmartinii]

it must be a sign | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem deaf! red bull engineer!reader

when the two most unbothered people in the paddock combine their joint powers to be the it couple

request sent by the lovely @bibissparkles xx

author's note: heyyy so many of you won't know but i am actually deaf - i am 50% deaf in both ears and wear hearing aids so i love requests like this! (all i do most of this stuff as a deaf person, turning off your hearing aids >)

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yourusername: you can't complain about the dutch national anthem when you can just turn your hearing aids off

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user1: the way max's engineer is as sick of that damn song as us

user2: turning off her hearing aids makes how bored she looks during podiums make sense

yourusername: it was a banger during the mercedes dominance but would it kill someone to play the australian anthem

danielricciardo: i knew you missed me

yourusername: sure, jan.

user3: her and max signing slay to each other will always be so personal to me

maxverstappen1: gonna pretend you didn't just say that

yourusername: boo hoo babe, you gotta lose something sometimes

user4: babe? are the flowers from max?

maxverstappen1: would rather choke on my own spit and fall into a pit of snakes, hope this helps ❤️

yourusername: rude! i wouldn't want flowers from you either :(

user5: i swear we get into this argument every weekend, i think people will still assume they're together until their married to other people

liamlawson30: stop using me as a messenger pigeon please and thank you

yourusername: but i thought red bull gave you wings?

liamlawson30: do not use a pr answer against me 🤨

yourusername: no comment

liamlawson30: choke.

yourusername: idk what's going on in the red bull junior academy but spit in helmut's coffee not mine

user6: y/n consistently giving all the red bull guys shit is my favourite thing ever

user7: the amount of times the sky broadcast has caught her waving them off or taking her hearing aids out lol

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: switched four tyres for two this weekend

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user11: you can't distract us with your slutty bike pics WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

landonorris: A WOMAN? A WOMAN? IS THAT A WOMAN OSCAR JACK PIASTRI?

oscarpiastri: yeah i'm pretty sure

landonorris: don't play smart with me buster - why was i not informed?

oscarpiastri: i don't ask to be informed of every time you get rejected in the instagram dms

landonorris: FAKE NEWS

oscarpiastri: okay buddy

user12: i be seeing the sign language book, oscar you are so real for that

user13: that's my king, i need a oscar and y/n link up in the paddock - my unbothered queens

user14: she's in the likes !!!!!!

logansargent: oh we've entered the soft launch phase i see

oscarpiastri: and what?

logansargent: someone is feeling defensive this morning, dude i won't tell i've already kept it a secret for so long

landonorris: HE KNOWS? DOES BEING YOUR TEAMMATE MEAN NOTHING?

oscarpiastri: he's my childhood best friend?

logansargent: there's levels to this game norris

landonorris: @oscarpiastri consider yourself UNDER SURVEILLANCE

oscarpiastri: okay girly

user15: oscar has the patience of a saint, the mystery gal may want to rethink it before having to deal with them all

yourusername

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yourusername: unrelaxed, unbothered, moisturised ✨

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user18: queen SHIT THAT AIN'T SHIT

user19: but this mystery man IS

maxverstappen1: yeah sorry about that... but at least boyfy has made his instagram debut?

yourusername: about time, he's too sexy to gatekeep

maxverstappen1: well i'm not going to agree out of respect for you

yourusername: so you don't think he's sexy? i might not be able to hear but HE CAN MAX BE NICE

maxverstappen1: first of all it's a text, second of all i've been way too nice to him

yourusername: he beat you in padel fair and square you're just SHIT AT IT ❤️

maxverstappen1: you know that's a sore subject WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT UP

user20: my queen was really like you wanna tell me to fuck off? oh here's my sexy boyfriend

user21: jos verstappen really didn't know who he was tangling with that gal may be chill but she doesn't take shit

user22: she's like a female version of oscar lol

user23: i knew there was a reason i liked her

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danielricciardo: why am i left out of everything these days?

yourusername: snooze you lose

danielricciardo: I AM AWAKE REPLY TO MY TEXTS

danielricciardo: I JUST SAW YOU PUT YOUR PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB

yourusername: protecting my peace

danielricciardo: i'm on to you buster

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: overjoyed to get my first (proper) win in formula one and even more overjoyed to have my amazing girlfriend (and even better engineer) up on the podium with me

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user27: so this was the special occasion?

user28: so this is why she said she wanted the australian national anthem over the dutch one?

user29: this is now my roman empire

yourusername: babe is so fucking good and i'm so fucking proud

oscarpiastri: i'm so glad to have been able to share this moment with you

yourusername: you deserve this and more, i love you

oscarpiastri: i love you too xx

user30: wait so oscar knows so much more sign language than i thought

user31: he looked so excited and even mark knows some

logansargent: he forced (we were happy to do so) me, mark and his family to learn as soon as he secured the date lol

oscarpiastri: and now we're all so cool because of it

logansargent: cool and able to chat shit without people knowing what we're saying

yourusername: best bit about it tbf (everyone please learn, it's a beautiful language)

landonorris: I KNEW IT

oscarpiastri: no you didn't

landonorris: no i didn't :( i'm hurt

oscarpiastri: if it's any consolation, we didn't tell many people, max and logan are exceptions

landonorris: WHY WAS I NOT AN EXCEPTION???

yourusername: boo hoo

landonorris: i'm not gonna say anything back to that you kinda scare me

yourusername: good ❤️

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yourusername: me and a racewinner (and our world champion third wheel)

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user32: fave trio in the paddock no competition

logansargent: logan erasure

yourusername: we love you logan, sunday roast at mine this weekend ❤️

logansargent: SCORE

user33: every time you post there's a new plushie

yourusername: we usually get one to commemorate a big weekend and we both got one for osc's first win

user34: that's so FUCKING CUTE

oscarpiastri: it's all fun and games until you don't fit in the bed because y/n feels too bad to put any of them on the floor

yourusername: they have FEELINGS OSCAR

oscarpiastri: she cried one time when max set off the smoke alarm cooking breakfast and the bed alarm shook so bad that all of them were thrown to the floor

yourusername: it was HARROWING but it also did wake me up so at least we know it works

maxverstappen1: actually my favourite couple to third wheel, but enjoy it while it's here osc, i won't lose again

yourusername: yeah sorry osc it's actually my job to help max win so you're gonna have to wait for him to retire if i have anything to do with it

oscarpiastri: not even for me :(

yourusername: sorry not sorry (i'm really sorry, i love you so much)

oscarpiastri: i love you too even if you won't sabotage max for my race :(

maxverstappen1: okay i know i said you guys are cute but that's enough for today

yourusername: we ARE cute thank you

oscarpiastri: the CUTEST

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note: heheheheh i hope you enjoyed this, i love requests like this xx also on the comment about the bed alarm i had one in uni halls and when the alarm went off that baby SHOOK it was kinda scary

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #f1 social media au #oscar piastri instagram au #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader

[laurens0]

Incorrect quotes with the mw2 men

Mw2 x male reader

Genre: crack

Characters: soap, gaz, price, soap, ghost, graves, Alejandro, Rodolfo

Warnings: none

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Soap: I’m bored…

Gaz: me too..

Soap: hey y/n?

Y/n: Yhe?

Soap: give us something to think abt. Ur always overthinking anyways.

Y/n: if you water water, it grows.

Soap: damn.

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Y/n: you swing for a different team but you’re still here arnt you Philip.

Graves: you’re a horrible person.

Y/n: I know, keeps me awake at night.

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Rodolfo: oh we fucked up.

Alejandro: yhe we did. I’m calling price.

Y/n knowing they’ll get into deep trouble if they do*: no.

Alejandro: what do you mean no?

Y/n: I mean no. you wanna hear in Spanish? NO

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Price: you need to stop being so sarcastic y/n.

Y/n: I’m [insert] pounds of weak skin and fragile bones ok? Sarcasm is my ONLY defense.

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Ghost: are you lying to me y/n?

Y/n: that depends of how you define lying

Ghost: well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?

Y/n: reclining ur body.. in a horizontal position?..

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Y/n right before graves betrayed them*: something’s up with graves

Ghost: agreed.

Soap : well what’s wrong with him?

Y/n: what’s wrong with him? What do I have PHD in lycanthropy? How am I supposed to know that?

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Y/n: omg that’s disgusting I’m gonna faint.

Ghost: you faint at the sight of blood?

Y/n: no, but I might at the sight of a BUNCH OF BODIES ON THE GROUND?

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Y/n: oh man… if god is real I’m fucked..

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Y/n is Dutch here and it’s new years*

Soap: bro are those fireworks of gunshots?

Y/n: either way it’s the same story if you can hear it and ur still breathing than it’s not meant for you so mind ur business

Soap: you are way to chill about this

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Short reader*

Some protester*: god does everything for a reason! It’s all in his plan!

Y/n: then can you ask god why tf he made me so fucking short, what’s he planning to do with that?

Soap: nice armrest tho

Y/n: go fuck yourself

Soap: will do

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FEM ALIGNED DNI!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated:)

#mw2 x you #mw2 x reader #mw2 x male reader #mw2 cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #gaz cod #alejandro vargas

[itsgxsly]

THE JOURNALIST

Summary: Max hates everything that has to do with the press, but when you are the one who is gonna interview him, he is more than willing to collaborate.

Pairing: max verstappen x reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 922

It was common knowledge that Max Verstappen was not particularly a fan of the press. He had already had several problems in interviews and his temperament did not do much to improve the problems he brought. But like everything, it always had to be an exception to the rule. And there you came in. You were a young Spanish woman who had gotten a job with Dazn, which had allowed you to get to work in your favorite sport. You were a fan of F1 since you were little, and seeing everything in the first person and meeting the drivers had been a real dream. Although you had to admit that today you had a little more nervous than usual. You had interviewed several of the drivers before, all nice to you. But today you would have to interview the reigning world champion, Max Verstappen, and you would be lying if you said you weren't scared because of how many of your teammates had talked about their experience with him.

You arrived at the Paddock and went to the Red Bull garage, where a girl took you to one of the private hospitality areas, you would wait for the Dutch driver for the interview. When you finished placing what you would need, you saw Max enter through the same door as you before. Although it scared you a little, you recognized that he was handsome. He no longer had those Nile features that you had seen on him in older races a few years ago. When he came to you you got up to greet him.

“Hi, I'm y/n. It's a pleasure” you stretched out your hand to greet him.

"Equally. I'm Max” you were surprised by the softness of his voice. He didn't sound aggressive or unpleasant. He even smiled sympathetically at you.

On the other hand, Max had little to no desire for more interviews. He felt good about being world champion, but the press part seemed exhausting and unnecessary. But Christian and his father insisted that it was necessary for him to do it.

When he entered the room, he was expecting some nosy journalist who would keep him bored for quite some time, but instead, he was greeted by the image of a young woman. Your kind face distracted him for a few seconds, lost in how beautiful you were. Maybe the interview wouldn't be so bad after all. He shook your hand, and he almost resisted letting go as he felt the softness of it compared to his bigger, rougher hand. You told him to sit down and begin the interview, thinking that he would want to finish as soon as possible. However, Max wished the interview would last forever if he could hear your sweet voice asking him questions.

You didn't understand why people spoke so badly about a boy like that. You were scared that at the beginning of the interview you would end up annoying him in some way. But Max was as nice as he could be, answering everything in the best possible way. You clearly didn't know that Max was doing everything in his power to be nice to you and not scare you off. When the interview was over, you gathered your things, and when you thought that Max had left, you realized that he was still waiting for you at the door. The gesture make you soft, and now it was clear to you that you had no reason to be afraid of the Red Bull driver, who had not behaved more than like a gentleman with you.

“Thank you” you said when he opened the door for you and let you out first.

"It's nothing" he smiled at you.

Both of you walked in silence until the hospitality exit under the gaze of some people who looked at the pilot with confusion seeing him so calm near a journalist. When you got outside you turned to say goodbye for the last time.

“It was a pleasure interviewing you, Max. I really don't understand why everyone told me that you could be a bit unpleasant. You have been a gentleman with me” you sounded innocent having no idea of ​​​​reality.

“Thank you for the interview. You know, actually I tend to be a bit complicated with journalists, so maybe they weren't lying to you when they told you that ”his confession left you a little confused.

“Well, you have been kind to me, why??”

"Let's see..." Max scratched the back of his neck, blushing a little. "When I saw you you seemed beautiful to me and I liked you, so I didn't want to scare you" his voice fell into a embarrassed whisper as he spoke, while his gaze went to the ground.

You found his reaction adorable, so blushing slightly, you stood on tiptoe and kissed his cheek. Max thought his brain short-circuited when he felt your soft lips on his skin.

“I liked you too, Max Verstappen. And thanks for being so nice to me today” with those words, you turned around, almost running when you realized what you had just done.

Meanwhile, Max was still stunned standing in the middle of the Red Bull hospitality, still feeling the imprint of your lips on him. When he finally reacted, he cursed himself for not asking for your phone number or anything to get in touch with you. So now he just prayed that he would see you again, and if he could, kiss you properly this time.

#formula 1 #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen #max verstappen x you #max verstappen x y/n #max verstappen imagine #max #verstappen #mv33 #f1 2022 #red bull racing

[sixdegreesofbali]

Just wanted to remind my fellow Max fans, and myself actually, to try and fully enjoy this era of Max.

It's so easy to get caught up in the negative side of it all; people complaining about boring dominance, people trying to take every opportunity to discredit Max as a person and as a driver, people creating drama around RB, you yourself maybe even getting jaded by the wins.

That it almost makes you miss out on the fact that we're witnessing something special and that we're finally at that point where no one (besides the usual haters) is afraid anymore to call him one of the greatest and possibly the greatest of all time. People aren't afraid to compare him to the likes of Senna now.

And that's amazing to me. He's getting so much praise right now from people that actually matter in F1: team bosses (did you see Vasseur's words?), fellow drivers, ex-drivers, commentators, journalists... No one is afraid to give him full praise anymore and it makes me so proud to see Max grow from that teenage, accident prone Dutch kid, to someone who is now seriously being debated as the greatest driver in the history of the sport.

Enjoy it, people. You never know when it's gonna end and you might regret not enjoying it more at the time.

#max verstappen #f1 #formula 1

[blorbocedes]

hi nicologist blorbie, i like nico but i find his media personality kinda... too polished? like george russell but with more personality. like he's doing a performance but maybe it's just his overly therapized self-awareness. ur thoughts?

hshdjdj hello anon... welcome to the pantheon of the same complaint nico has faced his whole life 😫😭 from 2013-2016, to all the way back in Williams he was called ranging from "doesn't have a sense of humour/too German" to "too stoic/wooden/PR focused" the George Russell before George Russell. let's break down your question

the 2016 media narrative was actually "Lewis Hamilton parties every week vs Nico Rosberg has given up all pleasures to life to eat oatmeal and train" and their press con pictures were Nico being 😶. couple that when he was put against the other German on the grid, the naturally charismatic and joking seb vet, nico absolutely came across as a stick up his ass.

now, obviously, as you have called me a nicologist I'm going to have a biased take. let's talk about media personalities -- everyone has them. even the most animated of blorbos, daniel playing up being funny, lewis with his peace and love, even fernando refusing to explain what el plan is everytime 😈 (this is a man who owns being a menace)

some people refuse to play into theirs as much, like max, and accordingly the media characterises him as blunt/straightforward/harsh. the media is nicer to you when you work with them, which is why Daniel is such a media darling and the face of DTS, despite not being a top 5 race contender.

nico has always been aware of how he's perceived. there's a will buxton article about it that's pretty fascinating. even before entering f1, he knew he'd be World Champion's Son and his media personality while he was a driver reflected that; diplomatic, uncontroversial, says the right and boring thing (and yes, even lying about it 🤭 my darling care has the receipts). my fav nico moments are when he'd break off it a bit — the iconic "if Lewis wants to change something then he can drive cleanly himself" agdjjd while jenson went O_O [obv media personality =/= how they actually are]

present day nico, as an f1 commentator, I'm very curious what your idea of polished media personality is. cause to me, that means someone who is milquetoast, wouldn't rock the boat, impersonal and says the 'right' thing. nico is the guy who said Ferrari's current strategy team is worse than an F2/F3 team live on air 😭 (as he should), the guy who asked lando point blank what the difference is between p3 and p4 (who didn't know 😭 bless his heart), who said yeah why should max go into a corner thinking lewis is gonna miss the apex

peak rosberg shit stirring hehe

I actually don't even agree with nico always, like for instance when he said merc should've prioritised lewis over george in dutch (?) gp. like don't make me defend george but he was right on his call for softs and prioritising His race, but that's whatever

not a huge fan of the term overly therapized~ cause a lot of Nico insults is "this man needs to go to therapy" and when they find out he HAS they're like "this man has had Too Much therapy" like 😭😭😭 he cannae win...... I do call him the most therapized man of all time, but that's gentle ribbing. when people say it anonymously w/o any way for me to extrapolate intent I'm a bit hm 🤥

cause like if he was saying things like emotional labour and 'speaking my truth' that claim would have more weight... but you know who Would say things like that? [redacted] 🔫

coming back to your question. every f1 driver is doing a performance with their public persona, some are better some are worse. Nico is no longer in f1 as a driver and doesn't need to be careful and measured anymore, and To Me is one of the few fun personalities in f1 as a commentator. you can totally disagree cause it's a matter of personal preference.

Post retirement Nico, having a YouTube channel for Years and playing into the memes (his ig comments are a nightmare of the same equal machinery joke) is perhaps more aware than most how people see him. he also doesn't need to care as much, he can laugh at himself -- at his own expense. he even posted what is essentially a taking L's compilation

if his polished persona is coming across as a cringe girldad who is way too excited about electric cars then by god he's the greatest male manipulator out there

obv if you find him too curated/inauthentic that's your prerogative, but I I would ask; have you actually watched the guy or are you going off public consciousness/someone else's interpretation. i wish he was as conniving and calculating now as people gave him credit for, unfort this is a dude who geeks out over finding a charging station in Italy.

love him, hate him, you can't deny he's fun

#why is this answer so long 😭 sob #nico rosberg #added a bunch of links so we can all watch and have fun :3 #you can totally think he's fake/inauthentic/too polished this is just my take that you asked for #blorbocedes ask

[tetedurfarm]

That’s ok, in that case what would you suggest? Mini rexes?

Also yeah that list would be awesome if it isn’t a bother lol

mini rex are great but depending on where you are they're VERY competitive. i know a lot of MR people in washington and unless you have money to drop on some real good rabbits i wouldn't start there either haha.

in general, these things are gonna be pretty regional depending on how competitive you want to get and how much disposable income you have to throw at rabbits. going to shows can get you a better idea of what's around and what's popular.

in general though i like to point people to breeds like californian, new zealand, and florida white when they're starting. boring? yes. but they are easy to find, usually very typey, and a barn full of rabbits that all look alike will really teach you how to look at the body rather than the colours, which is probably THE most important fundamental skill.

fur breeds like satin/mini satin, rex/mini rex, silver fox, etc. can be very typey but the fur is an added difficulty that can be fun to some and absolutely brutal for others. people tend to love fur breeds (because who doesn't want to drown in rex fur) so they can be quite competitive, and often the act of breeding will ruin fur quality, especially in does (something to do with hormones and the fact that does pull fur for nests.) satins/mini satins also have the added bonus of having really horrible personalities.

Woolies, angora, and fuzzy lops require a LOT of grooming and that may be fun for some and really intimidating for others. If it's not done appropriately it can lead to matting and wool block so not really something you can slack on. also, most wool breeds don't have a lot of meat since all their nutritional resources go into fur production.

my favourite little guy with an added Thing to make it interesting though is dutch. they're a marked breed, which can be really frustrating, but they're also very easy to tell at birth if they're worth growing out. they're compact, generally very typey, and also make really great little meat bricks (which is nice for all those culls you'll be doing if you aren't doing it in the nest.) unfortunately in washington there is basically zero competition.

i am not very familiar with the upright/running breeds so i can't really comment on those, except that in general full-arch may not be beginner friendly due to their space requirements, high strung personalities, and the fact that most of them are marked breeds.

as i said before i also don't touch dwarf breeds in general but in my area holland lops are so popular that they'll often have a judge doing nothing BUT that breed at local shows. netherlands and lionheads are also really popular. i have no idea how difficult they are to show necessarily, i just know how many i see at any given local lol. i like papillons a lot but they're still a little difficult to find, and brittania petites are demons in physical form, but they are pretty typey and seem easy to find.

mandolin is another group i'm not super familiar with but from what i understand they are not hard to show just difficult to find. most of them are also pretty big and can have difficult housing requirements due to their size. big bunnies don't make as much meat, grow slower, and don't live as long so keep that in mind.

and of course i have not forgotten about the most perfect animal in the world: the himalayan. truly the ideal shape. the ideal size. the ideal "personality", if you can call it that. i think everyone needs a himalayan in their life. unfortunately though they don't have a lot of meat on them.

the other two cylindrical breeds, holicers and czech frosties, are having new/rare breed difficulties despite how pretty and meaty they are.

ultimately like...any breed is good. but if you have never bred rabbits and definitely haven't shown before, some are easier to get involved in than others. i started in mini lops and standard rex and i almost quit showing altogether because rex frustrated me so much lol. shifting to different breeds helped me realise the type of showing i enjoy doing (i am not particularly competitive though i enjoy having a little competition - but mostly the Projects are what i enjoy when it comes to rabbits) and the breeds that clicked with me. now, i ended up with two really awful ones, but i now have experience with spicy rabbits and have the knowledge and experience to know how to move forward with the project of hotots, which is very fun for me.

there aren't a lot of resources out there on how to get started and what you're looking for in showing rabbits unless you're in 4H, ARBA youth clubs, or are lucky enough to find a mentor. making it easy on yourself at first is the way to go (or at least have on easy and one harder breed.) that being said, i'm trying really hard to build some non-discord resources for people, especially adults, who are new to rabbits to help them. because genuinely, it's hard out there for us.

this was a real essay but clearly i love infodumping about rabbits and i have onions about showing as someone who started in my mid-20s.

anyway please get into rabbits

#long post / #questions

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Halloweek: Day 2

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*The underworld will never be the same after today* Bálor thought to himself as his eyes stared at you sitting on his throne. Halloween was always a boring and stupid time of year for Bálor. Well, festivities in general were dumb but this one in particular took the prize. What made it somewhat less painful though was you - you and your bubbly personality and deep love for “spooky things” made this time of the year something Bálor secretly yearned for.

He already lost count of the many different things you had been for Halloween in the years you’ve been together, but this year was by far his all time favorite. This year you are him: The Demon King himself - or should he say herself.

You had carefully matched everything, you’d painted your skin red, white and black, got yourself some fangs, claws, red eyes and even black and crimson hair. You looked equally adorable and frightening sitting on his throne and holding your decapitated human head candy basket.

“My King” Damian bowed before you with a playful smirk on his lips.

You smiled widely and greeted “Damian, my favorite torturer! Trick or treat?” The crinkling sound of candy wrappers being shook inside the basket caught Damian’s attention “I’m not sure if I should-”

“Oh, c’mon! I’m the king aren’t I?” You asked and he nodded in agreement “So go on, get a handful and let’s see what you’ve got”

Damian was reluctant at first, but when you shook the little basket in front of him once again, he finally took a handful of candy.

“Let me see what you’ve got” You clapped excitedly and Damian let you take a peek at what he got

”Uuuhhh, candy corn, Reese's cups, air head, hershey bar…Wow, Damie you got lucky, huh?!”

Damian felt his cheeks burning with embarrassment at your compliment and nickname. He cleared his throat quickly to regain some composure “Thank you, my King. I…I should get back to work now”

“Ok, but tell Rhea she still owes me my Reese’s cups” You spoke as you unwrapped a caramel apple lollipop.

“Ok, I’ll deliver the message” Damian chuckled once his eyes spotted his boss entering the throne room. He bowed to Bálor and quickly made his exit as the true Demon King approached his throne.

“Having fun, sunshine?” He tauntingly raised one eyebrow, instantly making you smirk. “It’s ‘my king’ to you, peasant” You mocked back, using the same words spoken by him when you first met in the middle of your grandparents’ cornfield.

“Apologies, my king” He bowed playfully “Is that better?” The teasing tone continued to coat his voice and features, eliciting a joyful laugh from you.

“I don’t appreciate the sarcasm but yes, it’s better, thank you”

Bálor walked the thirteen steps up that led to his throne and stopped before you, he pulled the lollipop away from your lips to place it inside his mouth. “You know they’ll be unbearable, right?” He smirked and pointed with his head towards the next room, where all the demons and demonesses were gathered around a deadly combo of too much Halloween candy and every kind of alcohol available in the human world.

“Well, that will be a problem for the real Demon King” You innocently smiled before stealing your lollipop back “And rude of you to steal my candy”

“Boo-hoo” Bálor grinned and quickly stole the candy again, making you gasp “You bully!”

You stood up on your feet and looked up at his imposing figure towering above you

“What are you gonna do about that, shortstack?” He patted your head playfully, knowing how much that would annoy you.

“I’m not a shortstack!” You quickly climbed on top of his throne in order to try to gain a few inches to your advantage - but it was pointless, he was still as tall as a tower. “It’s not my fault you’re way taller than Finn and I. And I want my candy back!”

Bálor leaned forward with a grin until his face was mere inches from yours “You want it back? That’s not my problem….shortstack”

“You know I can simply fight you to get it back, no?” Your eyes narrowed and a determined expression settled in your features.

“I’d love to see you try, sunshine” Bálor leaned back and teasingly brushed some imaginary dust off his carved abs. “So, are you up for a fight?” His eyes gleamed with malice and his fangs somehow appeared sharper underneath the fireplace lit room.

Instead of answering him, you tried to get some advantage by jumping on him - but of course he held you in his embrace once your legs clasped around his hips.

“Oh, it’s on, Demon King!” You dared as he took you towards your master bedroom.

Bálor laughed before tossing you on top of the mattress to straddle your hips “I’ve never thought that someday I would have the hots for my impostor but oh well, the more you know”.

#maso’s halloweek 2022 #finn balor imagine #finn balor x reader #finn balor fanfiction #finn balor #finn bálor #masochist writes

[wickedlyqueer]

White guy as fiyero I’ve lost interest in the movie I hate it here!

It's so clear to me now they're gonna lean in so hard to the whole "prince" thing, bc Jonathan is British and American ppl can only associate British ppl with royalty...

meanwhile 9 other European countries got their own royal families so even when going the European/white boy route, they could've switched it up with having a Swede or Spanish or heck even a Dutch prince, bc lord knows American ppl are not exposed enough to other cultures.

Or what about Japenese!Fiyero who is the son of an Emperor? A Saudi-Arabian!Fiyero who is the son of the king or even a sheikh. What about the son of a sultan or emir?

Like. Fine. We won't get the interesting book!Fiyero dynamic where he's the prince of a trivial tribe and gets outcasted by his peers bc he's basically the only person of color at Shiz and that's ultimately what makes him bond with Elphaba.

But there's still so many directions they could've taken the whole "prince" angle from the musical and switch it up a bit. but they went with the most boring and obvious choice and it's just... it's just sad man.

I'm sure Jonathan will make a fine Fiyero, but they could've done so much more with this and you know that if we had an Asian or Middle-Eastern Fiyero up there on the big screen... the musical would've started casting more men of color too.

Opportunity wasted. :/

also his book last name is Tigelaar and that's just Dutch spelling

#wicked #wicked movie #fiyero tigelaar #sam's asks

[hoardingpuffin]

I am bored so I am gonna rank my DND and other RPG characters I've played thus far from 1 to 10.

Maria the Mafia Bride - 2/10

First ever RPG character I played, and I didn't create her, because that game we all got a randomized character from our GM. Liked the campaign (we were all time travellers from different eras - one other character was a knight from the crusades named Melvin who, through a series of happenstances, ended up wearing one bright red stiletto heel, and another other character was a Dutch ballerina who one-hitted Billy the Kid with her dance skill. Iconic shit), but the character wasn't really my thing.

Jacen, the Troubled Kid - 2/10

This was the second campaign I played and it was sort-of-but-not-really superpowers themed? We all had powers but the universe was kinda weird and nobody really got to do much, especially with our powers? So I kind of never got to explore him in RP and I still am slightly salty about it.

The Nerd - 3/10

I do not remember her name anymore but this was for a Halloween oneshot where we all played American High School archetypes (except for one of our players who chose to be the janitor? Who for some reason hung out with all the teens?). I remember nothing about this oneshot except that everyone was dead at the end and that my character lugged around a huge encyklopedia that she ended up throwing at someone, which I think is neat.

Plush Octopus - 5/10

This was for a super chaotic Toy Story themed oneshot that somehow ended up in bloodshed? I still am not sure how exactly that happened but there was a stint where a toy dragon was being chased into a goldfish tank by the family cat.

Aevetia - 8/10

We played a WoW themed campaign, which was certainly challenging seeing that most of us knew zilch about World of Warcraft. Aevetia was a draenai huntress who was literally incapable of negative emotions, and she was so much fun to play. I think this was the first time I played a character that was somewhat able to hold herself in a battle and I definitely loved that. Plus, first time I felt like we actually had a more roleplay and improv based campaign which is what I prefer over just-combat. She did also get whacked in the face with the Doomhammer twice thanks to another player failing their rolls. Docking points because when playing a character who cannot feel anger that limits a lot of what you can do, plus it was hard to navigate a setting I knew zilch about.

Eiorna the Giant Magpie - 9/10

MY GIRL! I love her so much, I wanna play her again so bad. She's a 7 foot tall avian woman whose wings got burnt off, leaving her with only sceleton remains so she's creepy as hell visually, but her personality is about as intimidating as candy floss. Also she had a bag of shiny stuff she lugged around called The Trashbag and she would occasionally just reach in there and pull out shinies to tie them to her wingbones - oblivious to the fact that that was highkey horrifying to anyone around her. Docking one point because when I played her she was really really ditzy and I think I'd probably revise her a it before playing her again.

Gwyn the Rabbitfolk Barbarian - 8/10

I only played her for one session before the campaign was abandoned but she was so fun! The whole concept of a two foot white fluffy bunny with a slingshot raging in a tavern was fantastic, I wish I could have played her more. Docking points for my choice of making her Scottish (I cannot do a Scottish accent to save my arse and I think she just kept drifting off into Russian somehow).

Bex the Stablemaster - 10/10

My first ever tank, and the first time I ever played a queer character around my friends. This was for a Victorian era vibe Halloween oneshot and Bex was a strong she/they lesbian. Need I say more?

Tancred the Weather Witch - 9/10

This was for like, a sort of Eldritch entity cultist themed oneshot? My character was maybe the only one who actually dealt damage and he was soooo fun. Now, did I essentially steal him from the Charlie Bone series? Yes. But for a oneshot it was fine, plus storm powers >

Zami - 10/10

If Tramp from Lady and the Tramp was a red tiefling who adopted about fifty kids. No notes, love him, he is perfect.

Veera Match - 9/10

My current Star Wars campaign character, a mother who is an ex-empirial soldier who is hunting down the man who killed her wife and stole her force sensitive child. Absolutely adore her but the campaign is just kinda not it. Might very well recycle her at some point though.

Nikolai Ortsev the Vampirist - 7/10

Made him for what was supposed to be a Halloween oneshot set in our GMs homebrew world. Nikolai's a self-obsessed anthropologist who believes he is the one who can singlehandedly unite the vampire and human societies... by becoming a vampire. Listen, he's my vain, slightly stupid gay scientist man and I love him - however I think he would have been better suited for a long-term campaign than a oneshot. We're not through with that story so we'll see where it goes with him.

The Toy Soldier - 10/10

Exactly what it sounds like: I played the Toy Soldier of The Mechanisms for another Halloween oneshot and IT WAS A BLAST. Easily the silliest and yet most damage-dealing character I have played to date. So so much fun. I love it, it's brilliant.

Vikesh Joiko - 10/10

He is my baby - purple tiefling cleric of a light deity, certified pretty boy, looks gorgeous in a ballgown, can and will flirt with any handsome man who seems willing, and his weapon of choice are dual axes. Also he is not above tearing out another tiefling's fangs and wearing them as jewellery when that other person is acting like a major creep. Love him, love him so much.

#dnd #dnd character #dnd campaign #my dnd characters #ttrpg #ttrpg character #the toy soldier #character ranking #pen and paper rpg

[big-boah-2]

Y'all I had a WILD RED DEAD DREAM last night. Vivid AF.

It was first person where everything happened like normal except it was modern day AU, but there were no cars, only horses. That's the only difference. Everything was kind of steampunk.

There was a safehouse in Valentine, a decent abandoned house near Horseshoe Overlook where Sadie, Arthur, and I met up after Micah escaped Beaver Hollow (Arthur didn't have TB.) After a few peaceful days the Pinkertons descended upon us, there was a bloodbath, we shot a bunch of guys and escaped on horseback up north to Canada. Arthur spun a yarn just like Hosea and we were able to get in via the Amtrak in the middle of nowhere, north North Dakota.

I vividly remember passing parks and going into a city and seeing the houseless folks and being like "I hope there's beaches or something here because we will be houseless and jobless, which is fine but shitty that I can never see my partner or family again being a national fugitive and all."

We depart the train and go separate ways. Sadie goes to some guys house that she knows, Arthur is bumming it on the street, and I'm pretending I'm a journalist studying nature/doing photography for National Geographic (I just realized I might've been Albert Mason???)

So eventually we all get caught like 2 weeks later and get sent to prison. Somehow it's a mixed gender prison bc Canada made sense in my dream I guess. Somehow Sadie got out on a technicality during her arrest (know your rights!) and then she helped me and Arthur escape from prison like in the game but no hot air balloon just a hole under the fence lol!

We somehow get back over the border into America in the middle of nowhere and I remember being like "How the hell are John and Abigail owning a HOUSE and not on the RUN this is crazy???" Because we see his and Arthur's Wanted posters in the first town. We decide it's safer to split up again. I debate seeing my partner back near Valentine, Sadie decides to to back to the safehouse (why, I don't know.)

So a few months go by, I'm working on a ranch Jim Milton style in Montana. Sadie shows up on her horse and is like "I need help, I've been living with Jake's friend in Valentine because the safehouse is being occupied by none other than Agent Milton as a trophy." For some reason I think it's a good idea to help her because I'm itching and bored. We have no idea where Arthur is.

So we go back to the house, which I just realized is the safehouse from Detroit: Become Human where that awesome Black lady runs the hideout. Milton is there reading the newspaper at the kitchen table and Sadie shoots him through the window, headshot, he's dead. We bury the body a ways away and celebrate and make it our home again feeling safe.

A week later, Arthur shows up, after hearing Milton was dead. Apparently Sadie is like... running Valentine instead of the O'Driscolls at this point with some kickass gal pals which is why I felt so safe. Arthur is a hot mess, he's been a gun for hire all over New Hanover like the very smart man Arthur is... /s

But we're so happy to have him back. And the peace lasts a few weeks, then Micah shows up. And were like Jesus Christ just what we need. He tells us to join his and Dutch's gang at Mount Hagen otherwise he's going to kill us there and then. He was all happy and thanking us for killing Agent Milton and the other Pinkertons after Beaver Hollow. It was gross. Micah in first person IRL in a VIVID DREAM where I could see his PORES, y'all it was nasty.

We roll our eyes and agree to join to get him out of our hair, but he takes Arthur in the kitchen area and tells us to stay put. Of course we don't stay put, Sadie notices Micah has one of those red guns to Arthur's stomach and is hissing at him about how he's a traitor and Dutch has plans for him and how he was gonna go baaaad things to Sadie. I was going to kill him after that statement, but Sadie whacked him over the head with an oil lamp that was on the kitchen table. Micah just laughs but he's covered in oil. Arthur stumbles back to the living room in shock, Sadie throws another oil lamp down from the top of the fireplace and yells at us to get outside.

Micah is laughing maniacally and the place smells of gas and I know what's about to happen. Sadie lights a match, throws it at Micah, and we all dive off the front porch before the place goes up in flames. Why she couldn't have just shot him and why she ruined our safehouse?? I don't know. We hid in the woods behind the house near Horseshoe basically and I'm missing my partner really bad, Arthur is so tired of all this he's also got gray hair and is 1911 Arthur now lol.

The next morning, our little camp is surrounded by Pinkertons and we decide to just give up and surrender. But Sadie isn't going down without a fight. The Pinkertons kill Arthur and I mourn for .2 seconds before Sadie quickdraws and shoots 3 Pinkertons. I just split into the woods during the chaos, and I hear footsteps behind me so I know it's over. But then it's silent and I hear Sadie whispering like, "Don't worry my friends in town will take care of it."

Turns out she's the new Colm O'Driscoll. I was like fucking WHAT.

So we go to Six Point Cabin and there's like 15 O'Driscolls she's bossing around and they treat her like a queen. I'm treated like a king too. Then my now ex-partner shows up and looks slightly different from IRL but he doesn't talk to me, pretends that I'm invisible and it was heartbreaking. He talks to one of the O'Driscoll guards, then turns to me and says, "I just wanted to see if you were alive. Now I see you are, and that must be unfortunate." And walks away?? I was like wtf you dick but I was wrecked.

Shortly after, the O'Driscolls protect us from the Pinkertons that show up. I hear a helicopter and I'm like "Here comes the damn drones" out loud.

And then I woke up. Writing it down, I just realized I'm pretty sure my partner was a 🐀🐀🐀

That's it, that's the dream!

#long post #text post #rdr2 #rdr2 dream #funny dream #funny stuff #arthur morgan #self insert?? lol #sadie adler #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 au #red dead #rdr2 posting

[the-unlucky-hunter]

this is the character reference sheet of Leigh Ven Rek or The Hateful Lover! shes my creepypasta oc, she’s horrible and I love her. if you have any questions about her then please ask me/message me. if you want to make any content about her then please tag me cause I would love to see it :) 

(im gonna write an actual backstory to her but im just so glad to finally finish this sheet after weeks)

Full Name: Leigh Ven Rek

Gender: Female Status: Proxy of The Operator

Age: 22 Nationality: Dutch

Date of Birthday: 7th of November

Place of Birth: Giethoorn, The Netherlands

Orientation/Sexual preference: Bisexual

Personality: Loyal.Humorous,Devoted, Independent, Chaotic, Possessive, Cruel, Loud, Stubborn, Efficient.

Main Weapon: Machete

Language: (American) English, Dutch, German.

Method of killing: its varies on why she's killing. If the operator demands someone's death then Leigh is Brutal,Efficient and cruel, there only solace is that its over quickly. however, if its for her own personal pleasure then it can take weeks or even months (this is rare) she will stalk her victims and leave clues that she has been there. then she will begin to deconstruct you life. Forging messages between you and a lover for your spouse to find, slicing tires so that you let down your kids etc. she does it for pleasure, you see. Leigh needs chaos to feed of otherwise she grows bored and becomes uncontrollable.  Leigh is extreme and very well planned. she'll wait until you have nothing left and then, she slides in at night and chases you down. she gets a rush of amusement, when she lets them run. she likes to wonder if she's broken them enough so that they no longer wish to escape.

Motive to kill: Leigh had always had violent tendencies that often landed her in juive or prison. she felt little emotion and was desperate to feel something, she left her home, family and friends on whim to move to Chicago. where she met Florence. Florence was the first person to make her feel emotions: amusement, annoyance and finally love.

Leigh had never experienced love so intensely so she allowed Florence to become her universe, despite Florence's infidelity Leigh still worshipped the ground she walked on. Florence attempted to leave Leigh after Leigh noted that she found Florence's cheating funny, however Leigh blackmailed her into staying.

Florence attempted to kill her with a rusted knife, she failed but severely damaged her hands even causing the right one to be amputated due to infection. this caused Leigh to "snap" she left hospital and sought out her love, when she was with someone else again. Leigh lost it, angry that her obsession and adoration was never requited. her love was never requited.

common phrases: "you ever get the feeling someones watching you?"

"go on pet, put on a show for me! Run! Entertain your audience!"

"great, sweetheart. you've bored me. its a damn shame, 'cause your a pretty little thing..."

theme song: Unhealthy Obsession- Blake Robinson

Hair: black (with right side shaved)

Ethnicity: Dutch/Caucasian

Eyes: Bright Green

Height: 5'10

Weight: Around 161 lbs

Body Type: Tall and slightly toned, years of running from police in her youth as left her agile.

Mask: Leigh stole a mask from Florence lovers' apartment. its mostly white with two black cat eye holes and a painted on black target in the middle of the forehead.

Distinguishing Features: freckles across face and shoulders, metal hand and forearm on right side. significant scarring on remaining arm tissue. Proxy symbol on the Left side of her neck.

Abilities: being a proxy entails enhanced healing, senses, strength, speed.

no need for sustenance/sleep

lowered pain senses (due to her rampant morphine addiction she feels no pain)  

no aging/immortality. The operator halts aging at 25 so that the proxies are strong but not young or old. also if a proxy was to ever been in a life threatening situation then the operator will appear and have them healed. its very rare for a proxy to die under the Tall One's care.

Leigh is incredibly stealthy and agile which means breaking and entering is disconcertingly easy for her, it also means she knows all the mansions drama.

Weaknesses: Leigh's hands never recovered after the attack, she has little to none fine motor skills with her hands and they cause prolonged extreme pain with out pain relief. sometimes she cannot move her hands without the operator dulling the pain. she cannot type, play guitar or write well. she uses voice to text for most things now.

Leigh can become infatuated with her friends/colleagues, which either results in damaged friendships, awkward missions or bloody whirlwind romances, ever since she felt love she craves it, what she truly wants is someone to love her back just as intensely.

#creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta oc #creepypasta fandom #i love her #Leigh Ven Rek #The hateful lover #slenderverse #Proxy oc #slenderverse oc #hunter's art #morphine mention #tw: drugs #murder #murder mention #drug adiction #morphine abuse #dont do drugs kids

[21witnokidz]

IN THE GHETTO

Chapter 18

“Stay quiet and try to aim for its neck”

You aimed your bow and drew it. Still, you were occupied with something that has been on your mind for a while now.

“Put the bow down” Charles could see that you weren’t focused “it’s ok I’m not mad at you”

“What’s on your mind?”

“It’s Abigail” you sighed. “I shouldn’t really be talking you this but… she thinks she’s pregnant”

“Oh?”

“The thing is she doesn’t know who’s it is y’know? It could be Dutch’s. It could be Javier’s. Hell it could even be John’s. And I just can’t see John as a father”

“When did you find this out?”

“A month ago. She found out around the same time too. I think she would know for sure by now”

“Hm. Well there was a way where my mother found out she was pregnant with me but I don’t know if it really worked like she said it did”

“How?”

“Let’s go into town. We need to buy some stuff”

You and Charles walked into town so he could buy some type of pregnancy test. You never heard of a way to tell if someone is pregnant or not? It must be some kind of Native American thing.

While you guys were walking through town you saw Arthur and that girl. Mary. They were holding hands and she was laughing at something he had said.

Bitch.

No don’t call her a bitch that woman did nothing wrong. You and Arthur were fully broken up when she met him so it’s fine. Besides you were with Charles now so it didn’t matter anyway.

You two walked into the general store and he bought some wheat and barley.

And so it seems Arthur and his little filly walked in right behind you.

My god he really is obsessed with me.

“Listen y/n. My mom peed on this wheat and barley to tell if she was pregnant. If the wheat grew then that means she would birth a girl. If the barley grew that means she would birth a boy. If nothing grew then she just wasn’t pregnant. We’ll try this method okay?”

Although you didn’t see it. Arthurs head snapped towards your direction so damn fast when he heard the word pregnant. He was sure he was hearing things. Still you and Charles walked past him and out the store.

Back at camp

When you two rode into camp you found everyone circling Abigail.

“And you don’t even know who the father is?” Miss Grimshaw scolded her “Abigail didn’t I warn you not to mess around like this? Now look at you. Pregnant with a bastard child”

“Do not call my child a bastard!”

“Unless it’s John’s of course” you walked up to Abigail. “What’s going on? I thought you’d keep it a secret?”

“You were the only person I told about my pregnancy!" Abigail glared at you.

"Well I only told Charles" you tried to defend yourself.

"I only found out because of Molly" Miss Grimshaw said.

"Miss Grimshaw you promised! Well... I only know because Uncle told me when he was drunk!"

"I only said something because I heard Javier talking about it in Spanish"

"I only said it to myself out loud because I thought none of you understood Spanish!"

"I understand bits and pieces now and then" Uncle shrugged.

"But I never even told Javier so how did he find out?"

Meanwhile Dutch was talking with Hosea somewhere outside of camp.

"Yea so I told Javier about Abigail's pregnancy after I heard her talking about it to y/n. Things were getting kind of boring around camp"

“Ok everyone leave her alone now. She’s had enough” you took Abigail away from camp and calmed her down.

“Me and Charles were gonna get some things to test your pregnancy but I guess now you know for sure”

“What am I gonna do now y/n. I’m gonna be a woman with a bastard baby. They’re gonna call me a whore”

“No don’t say that. No one’s gonna call your baby bastard and no one will call you a whore. And if they do I’ll handle it. Now be honest, who do you think is the father?”

“I don’t know it could be Dutch. Javier. John…. Charles”

“What!?”

“It was a long time ago y/n!”

“Ok ok it’s fine. Just calm down”

John stepped over to where you and Abigail were.

“Abigail?”

“John?”

“I just wanted to see if you were alright”

“I’m fine thank you”

“Well… this baby. I- how do I say this. I’ve always wanted to be with you. Have ya to myself. And I think.. it would make me real happy if this baby was mine. So.. I think I.. wanna help you through this. Even if the baby isn’t mine”

You were shocked. You couldn’t believe the words coming out of his mouth.

“You sure? No one’s asking you to do this John” Abigail asked.

“I’m sure. I really do care about you so I don’t want you to go through this alone”

Abigail stood up and wrapped her arms around John. He hugged her back.

-

“Well I’ll be damned. Little John’s finally a man now!” Arthur patted his back.

“Oh shut up. What about you and Mary? When are you gonna have kids?”

“Well I’m glad you said that” Arthur stood up and grabbed everyone’s attention.

“Everyone, Mary and I are getting married”

#arthur morgan x reader #rdr2 x reader #red dead redemption x reader #arthur morgan #yeehaw

[jellyjimmy]

summer luck

jimmy/dutch

@ogcobrafest

ao3 link

summer before sophomore year, johnny decides plain bikes are too childish for them.

“we’re gonna be in our second year of high school,” jimmy remembers him proclaiming one evening, “we need an upgrade; something that’ll really show these bitches we’re cobra kai.”

after ruling out cars on the notion that there’s no point in each of them buying a car, and then skateboards on the notion, “what the hell makes you think skateboards are any better than bikes, tommy,” the answer seems to materialize before their eyes: motorcycles — a motorized upgrade of what they’re used to, and something their parents wouldn’t bother throwing a fit over. 

after a bit of begging for money and a whole lot of arguing over what brand, what model, and, hell, even what color, they pick out their bikes together; then the journey begins. 

it’s fun, if not a bit grueling, but despite johnny’s clumsiness; bobby’s nervous nature; tommy’s apparent death wish with how careless he is; and dutch’s… well, nothing, their shortcomings never become genuine downfalls. 

however, it takes them a bit over a month of practice before they can even think about riding in front of the public eye… as a group. see, jimmy’s just plain bad, the worse of them all; he’s rarely ever kicking off properly, and when he can, he’s never balancing enough to go more than a few feet.

jimmy is their downfall. no one is labeling him as such, but he knows. when everyone’s cruising for what feels like miles ahead of him while he’s stuck in the dirt — elbows and knees skinned half to death — it’s not something he can ignore. 

yet, strangely enough, dutch of all people is always the first one there when jimmy falls. he’s always the first one to throw his helmet in the dirt (if he’s even wearing one to begin with), and the first to rush to jimmy’s side. he’s the person tasked with patching up jimmy, pushing bobby aside with the insistence that, “i know what i’m doing, man, falling off bikes was my childhood!” — something jimmy finds hard to believe considering how riding seems second nature to him.

and if jimmy were honest, the attention is overwhelming; never in his life had he been on the receiving end of such raw displays of empathy, and it being from dutch — the one who picked and prodded at his insecurities the most upon joining cobra kai — made navigating a response towards these actions so much more difficult. 

he’d spent so much of his past longing for attention like this. present day, however, jimmy can only barely spit out, “thank you,” before mentally collapsing under the pressure he’s built for himself. 

he wishes he could say more, he always intends to, but then dutch is responding with, “quit it with the sentimentality — you’re not dying, are you now?”

(jimmy supposes he should praise his luck for being regarded as the silent one — he gets away with the bare minimum, even when he doesn’t want to.)

and dutch patches him up with unwavering care every time, handling jimmy like he’s a porcelain doll instead of a boy who attended classes at the most brutal dojo in the valley; a boy who has taken what seems like a million falls onto asphalt in the last week alone.

he wipes jimmy’s cuts down with alcohol, always giving a mumbled warning about the incoming pain no matter how many times they’ve repeated this routine before. then, with shaky hands, he applies bandaids as smooth as he can over jimmy’s torn skin. these sessions always end with dutch’s heavy eyes boring a hole into jimmy’s soul, and sometimes — if jimmy is lucky — a chaste kiss on the last bandaid applied, followed by the usual cocky grin. 

(lucky? why would that be a reward of jimmy’s luck? 

lucky?

fuck.)

but eventually, when school rolls around in late august, jimmy can finally, and consistently, ride without falling. everyone celebrates the night jimmy falls zero times, his ears ringing from screamed praises and arms covered in red handprints from loving slaps — he swears bobby even tears up a little bit. 

and when jimmy gets a moment with dutch alone, all he sees is dutch’s wide, goofy grin before being pulled in towards his chest. 

“don’t get any better at riding,” dutch teases. “i’ll miss playing nurse for you too much.” 

the first day of their sophomore year kicks off with fiery excitement, the confidence flowing through johnny palpable to everyone in the whole valley. stares linger on them when they enter the parking lot; dutch, who rides next to jimmy that morning, bathes in the attention like it's his sole source of energy. 

jimmy never really gets to the point the others are at — where they can speed faster than what seems fathomable, or stand up in the middle of riding to get that extra rush of adrenaline — but jimmy can ride, and that’s all that matters.

he’s covered in bruises half the time, from karate and soccer and the fall off his motorcycle he has at least once a month, but dutch is always there to patch him up; dutch is always there to kiss him better. 

#whew finally posted this bad boy #do i love it? not exactly #is it still so beloved to me? yes. #the karate kid #karate kid #cobra kai #og cobras #og cobra fest #ogcobrafest #jimmy karate kid #dutch karate kid #bobby brown #johnny lawrence #tommy karate kid #jimmy/dutch #dutch/jimmy #mine #writing

[buckysmith]

Hi! If you're still doing mw2 matchups could I get one? If not totally disregard lol

My name is Violet but just about everyone calls me V. I'm 5'9 with dark red (auburn?) hair and green eyes. I have a lot of freckles and a white scar across my whole right cheek that I'm pretty self conscious about but those are my only identifying marks because I hate needles with a passion. I've been told I look friendly but I'm generally pretty quiet because I don't like my accent when I speak English (my first language is Dutch.) I'm 1000% addicted to coffee because I decided to torture myself and study ancient world history 😭 I love talking about history anyway though and probably could do so for hours. When I do get spare time my hobbies are baking and listening to music, especially oldies. I have a tremor so my hands always shake which makes baking kind of difficult but I will always power through for some fresh bread lol. I'm not the touchiest person but I don't mind when people hang all over me or demand my attention since I'm usually doing multiple things at once. And I think my love language is acts of service because I love doing things for people I care about. That's all there is to me I think 😂 thank you!! 💕

Howdy V, thanks for your request and ofc you’re getting an matchup :3

Hmmmm who am I gonna match you up with, mhmmm- SOAP

Soap absolutely adores you and every single inch including the parts you hate/don’t like about you. Your face especially, he loves to pepper you with kisses all over your freckles and especially your scar. (Ofc only if your comfortable with it)

You can’t even count the times he told you how good you look and how beautiful you are. He absolutely doesn’t understand why you hate that scar so much, but believe me he would do anything to show you that it’s just another beautiful piece of yours, making you, to yourself.

To needles, he always takes your hand if you need something that includes needles (OP here, I absolutely feel you with that, I could pass out the moment I see a needle) he would make sure to get your attention so that whatever you need that hellish thing for goes easily without you getting all worked up.

To you studying ancient history would completely fuck him up, he tries to follow your sentence but- are you sure you speak English because he doesn’t understand shit. He was never the kid that had good grades in history, mostly because his teachers always made it boring and because he had better stuff to do anyways. BUT that wouldn’t mean he doesn’t love to listen to you, he doesn’t understand anything but to see you talking about something you love makes him incredibly happy. He could sit there for hours, listing to you, smiling about how your eyes are sparkling while you talk about history.

He’s more on the cooking side than the baking, so to have you making fresh bread would be an absolutely game changer. He would love to help you with it ( if you allow him).

He would randomly take your hands, kissing them and then doing whatever he was about to do.

He needs attention, be it physical or just you listing to him talking about whatever is on his mind

He has quite a lot Love languages, physical touch are on of it but also gift giving words of affirmation and acts of services

So expect a fucking ton of affection, be it a ton of gifts, words of affirmation or that he randomly renovates your fucking kitchen to get you a better one so you can make bread… he’s quite cute isn’t he

#soap mctavish #john mctavish

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

211 of 2023

Created by bobbideanweekend

BASICS. What do people usually call you?

Jelle.

Is it your first name?

No, it’s just a nickname.

How tall are you?

180 cm, could be more.

How many candles were on your cake this past birthday?

I’d say 32, except that I puy just a piece of cake and stick one candle on it.

What's your natural hair colour?

Brown.

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Glasses, my vision is poor.

Are you comfortable with your body?

No. I’m almost underweight and I wish my weight was even lower.

Do you like how you look most days?

When it comes to my style, yeah.

Do you like your eye color?

It’s pretty boring as well, but I like it more than my hair colour.

FRIENDSHIPS. Would you say that you're popular?

Kind of.

Do you have a best friend?

More than one.

Has someone ever violated your trust?

Yeah, I cut contact with him.

Do you forgive others easily?

Not everyone.

Where did you meet your best friend(s)?

At work.

Do your friends like the same kind of music as you?

No, definitely not. XD

Have you lost a close friend recently?

A few years ago.

When was the last time you saw a friend?

Today.

Do you prefer to have a lot of friends?

I prefer to have real friends.

ROMANCE. Do you get annoyed when asked about your personal life?

Depends on who is asking. If it’s a stranger, then yes.

Are you currently single?

No, I’m married.

Do you prefer being single or taken?

I don’t prefer anything. Relationship happened, so I do my best to take care of it.

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

22.

Do you ever want to marry?

I’m married already.

Are you saving your virginity until you get married?

I don’t care about such things. I’m not into sex anyway.

Do you currently have feelings for someone in particular?

Yeah, my husband. Kind of also M., but I deal with it.

If so, discribe them:

Short, fat, dark hair and eyes. Brilliant personality. (Lol I can’t even, spelling mistakes lol)

Would you say that you've been in love with someone?

I answered this question in the previous survey.

MUSIC. Is music important to you?

Very much so.

What kind of music do you most enjoy?

Metal (particularly djent and sludge), electronic (particularly EBM and futurepop), and Dutch hip hop.

Have you ever been to a real concert?

Yeah, but it’s not my cup of tea.

If so, who have you seen?

Local bands you have no idea exist.

Do you enjoy live music?

Not really.

Do you have a favorite song?

Nah. I like too many songs.

If so, what is it?

Not gonna make a long list nobody wants to read.

Is there any genre you truly cannot stand?

Dubstep. I just don’t see the point of it.

Do you have a favorite band/musician?

I have some I like more than others, but typically I like a couple of songs from many artists.

If so, who?

Do these questions really have to be separated? It’s getting on my nerves.

Is there any certain songs you listen to when you're upset?

Yeah, there are.

If so, what are they?

Not gonna bother answering that.

Are you a musician yourself?

No, I’m not.

If so, what do you play?

Seriously?

TODAY. How did you feel when you woke up?

Sleepy.

Do you feel the same way now?

Kind of.

If not, how do you feel currently?

Meh. This survey is so tiring.

Did you eat breakfast this morning?

I always do. I take five different meds at the morning.

Do/did you have plans for today?

I was at work, later I’m gonna go to my physiotherapist.

If so, what were they?

Just said. Can’t you ask it in one question?

Did today go well for you?

It’s afternoon, but it was great so far.

What would you change about today?

The weather. It’s fkn cold.

Is there anything you're avoiding doing?

Cleaning, kind of. I should do it, but I don’t have time.

What are you gonna do after this survey?

Go to my physiotherapist.

EXPERIANCES. Have you ever left the country?

I’ve been to six countries in total, guess.

If so, where'd you go?

Belgium (lol I count microtravels, too), France, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Poland.

Have you ever done any drugs?

No. Not my cup of tea.

If so, what did you think about it?

To each their own, but I couldn’t be with someone who is an addict.

What's your favorite memory?

Being home without our parents, chilling, my sister making sandwiches. Just a normal Saturday morning.

Do you ever wish you were doing more with your life?

Sometimes. But now I do a lot.

What's one thing you wish to do before you die?

I want to be immortal.

What's something you find thrilling?

Life.

Have you made the "wrong" decisions in life thus far?

Some, but it’s normal.

Do you have any regrets?

No, I don’t. It’s pointless.

What would you say life is about, for you?

I still don’t know.

What's something you've done that you think more people should experiance?

Travel.

Would you say your life is pretty good?

Except major health problems, yes.

#survey #categorised survey #q&a survey

[catholicbabybath]

“You are smarter.”

Yeah.

She would only be in the KKK because she’s a fucking retard in the first place because you tried to cross that line and you couldn’t because you’re a retard and you are the boring fucking fucking bag of shit and you found out the fucking hard way you goddamn dumb hooker so why don’t you tell me more about some cinnamon girls you fucking jealous slut?

And when the show is over, I’m going to pay Jack Coleman actual real money to cut your fucking face off and then I’m gonna give that face to Ricky Perkins sweet pea

Fudgy hutchy awe intellectual ethereal awe

Gross ass she stole a lot of material from a lot of people and I suppose she probably used some of those men to do it and she is such a disgusting heifer. I do not want to see that happen anymore so she will never be my grandmother. She will never be sexy or attractive she will never be intelligent and she will probably get her fucking face cut off.

Mexicans of class don’t like her

Dutch said eat Rebecca’s shit

That’s the most disgusting thing that you could have ever drawn Jimmie. I do not ever want to think about inverted fat but being liposuction and turned into Lana Del Rey and you’re probably right and that’s probably why she’s going to die. A very lonely person. They will find out that she’s a plagiarist they will find out that she’s fat or whatever if that’s true, but they will find out about cinnamon and everybody in Mexico will have a crucifix ready. We don’t like you honey.