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city-of-all-tunas · 1 year

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hamlet and horatio in iii.ii

Horatio: i am at your service, sweet lord Hamlet: horatio, no man i've ever spoken with can compare to you Horatio: (bashfully) aw shucks mate Hamlet: this isn't me complimenting you!! i get nothing from it cause all you've got is your good spirits. no money and that's...that's important, right? i repeat, this is not me flattering you. you understand? it's just that,, my soul chose you to have for herself. you, who is strong throughout life's ups and downs. i hold you in my heart—well, actually, in my heart of heart, very near and dear. Horatio: ... Hamlet:(blushing furiously) no homo, now help me avenge my father Horatio: as you wish

#yes horatio is purposefully making a princess bride reference but it flies over hamlet's head because that man is dense as a rock #hamlet #shakespeare #horatio #hamratio #classics #gay #lgbtq+#hamlet x horatio #hamlet incorrect quotes

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katiethedane12 · 2 months

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Hamlet: I’m… I’m at a loss for words!

Ophelia narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, hamlet managed to yell at us for the next twenty minutes

#hamlet #shakespeare #hamlet incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Shakespeare incorrect quotes #Ophelia #Ophelia and hamlet #Ophelia x hamlet

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welldonekhushi · 7 hours

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Hamlet, crying: You mean the whole world to me.. I love you so much.

Claudius and Polonius, trying not to laugh as they pretend to be Ophelia on the phone: .. I love you too, my Lord.

Hamlet, drops his phone in realisation:

Hamlet, bursts into the door where Claudius and Polonius are hiding: YOU DUMB PIECES OF SHI—

#hamlet #hamlet incorrect quotes #hamlet 1964 #king claudius #polonius #ophelia #william shakespeare

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wheretobuygoodurl · 3 months

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#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #laertes

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months

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ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!

#source: @LlamaInaTux on twitter #this is referring to the . infinite monkey thing where if theyre all writing bullshit at least one of em is gonna write hamlet on accident #who came up with this idea actually. its literally just the library of babel except there are monkeys there #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde

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picture-individual-of-store · 6 days

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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 7 months

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Picard, in Ten Forward: Sometimes I feel like Hamlet, Number One. I am afraid of being paralyzed by indecision, what with the consequences of my position. Do you ever feel the same?

Riker, mildly drunk: Sometimes I feel like Mercutio, because making a pun and then dying instead of seeking medical help sounds like goals.

Picard:

Riker:

Picard:

Troi, grabbing their drinks from them as she awkwardly leaves: As ship's counselor, I'm just going to remind you that my door is always open.

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milfloverobisanya · 11 months

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police: you’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

colin: wait, did you say three?

police: yes, three.