#Heck sausages

[whofanforsexed]

Food Diary: Week Five

A Domino’s BBQ Sauce bagel (ft. salted butter, and deepfried chicken strips), a beef burger wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, and tomato & basil soup [ft. ASDA Halloween Beastie cheese sauce]), a slice of home made chicken pie, half a bottle of port, [REDACTED], half a bottle of port, vodka & coke, sleepish, a cold beef burger wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, and tomato & basil soup [ft. ASDA Halloween Beastie cheese sauce]), sleep.

A Heck sausage wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, HP BBQ Sauce, and Reggae Sauce), two episodes of Jay & Miles (one looking at a failed TV pilot for an 80s cartoon, and some arcade games, the other continuing coverage of an overlong 90s crossover event), two slices of toast (ft. salted butter & Marmite), two melted plastic cheese wraps (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, deepfried chicken strips, and tomato & basil soup [ft. ASDA Halloween Beastie cheese sauce]), three episodes of Doctor Who (Planet of The Spiders), sleep.

Several pieces of leftover garlic pizza base (soak in water, flatgrilled, season with salt, pepper, and garlic powder, then serve with one pan of leak & potato soup [ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, and deepfried chicken strips]), a Naked Blue Machine smoothie, a Laughing Cow bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, fried battered cod goujons, and Sweet Chili Sauce), an episode of American Crime Story (penultimate installment), another Laughing Cow bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, fried battered cod goujons, and Sweet Chili Sauce), an episode of Brand New Cherry Flavour (ft. uninvited house guests, charcoal mural montage, snorting pollen, and immolation), sleep.

One slice of bread (ft. salted butter, and reggae sauce), a bagel (ft. salted butter and Marmite), another Heck sausage wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, HP BBQ sauce, and Reggae Sauce), an episode of Oh No, Ross & Carrie! (heavy stuff, traveling to Mexico for a day-tour of alternative cancer treatment centres), two organic carrots, four small slices of toast (ft. salted butter, and Marmite), a Double Decker bar, a burger bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, melted plastic cheese, ground black pepper, and tomato & basil soup [ft. ASDA Halloween Beastie cheese sauce]), sleep.

A burger wrap (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, melted plastic cheese, and tomato & basil soup [ft. ASDA Halloween Beastie cheese sauce]), one and a half Big Finish Eighth Doctor audios (the decent but rather slender Seasons Of Fear, and 50% of a trudgingly unexciting Gallifrey epic), the Unreal Sex book launch (although I was extremely spaced out and having a weird day this was an amazing showcase of young diverse talent. Some acts were more polished than others, some more to my tastes than others, but everyone had every reason to be there and honestly the story I will always think of as Wax Cunts was both the best written and delivered), a handful of chips, five chicken strips, a chicken burger (ft. a hash brown, and chicken shop chili sauce), a can of Dr Pepper, sleep.

A cheese & ham baguette, a bottle of Lucozade Sport, intermittent sips of chilled lemonade, a burger bagel (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, and three flatgrilled jalapeño bites), Dune (1984), a packet of salted caramel fudge Munchies, several sips of Red flavour Tango Ice Blast, Dune (2021), a jalapeño slice, nacho cheese, sleep.

#deepfried chicken strips #bagels #Dominoes' BBQ sauce #beef burgers #tortilla wraps #Philadelphia #tomato & basil soup #ASDA 'Halloween Beastie' cheese sauce #chicken pie #port #[REDACTED] #vodka #Coca-Cola #Heck sausages #HP BBQ sauce #ground black pepper #Reggae sauce #Jay & Miles #Marmite #toast #deep fried chicken strips #plastic cheese #spring onions #Doctor Who #Planet of The Spiders #pizza #Dune (1984) #Dune (2021) #Sleep

[chaoswarfare]

okay. so.

i have so many random things saved on my phone that are definitely weird. not like really concerned worrying stuff, but just things that make you stop and wonder what the heck i was thinking saving them and just leaving them there.

this is my current favorite.

i’m going to be a wizard someday.

#reblog your weird thing you found #i’ve had this for a long time #more honorable mentions; #fourteen pictures of the top hat snake ina row #about 140 or so memes that are so awful you have to laugh at them a little bit #and a picture i photoshopped to make my dog look like a sausage #honestly though #reblog your things i’m curious if i’m the only one that does this #i hoard my baffling media collection like a dragon with its treasure #this could just be the sleep deprivation talking but i really want to be a wizard #heck i’m halfway there already #makin potions and spells and junk #and i’ve got a wizardy companion already #he’s a turtle #i’m basically set #you know what dude i’m gonna be a wizard #wish me luck on my epic quest #with my turtle 🐢

[agallimaufryofoddments]

For dinner I made butternut squash soup for the first time and it’s gone over quite well in the household, so now I’m sitting down after the 2.5hrs cooking spree to jot down what I did.

Trouble is, I was playing fast and loose with my spices and the numerous recipes + “bsquash soup ideas?” threads I was tabbing between while cooking, so I’m left writing useful notes such as: 

light cream (dumped all we had left into pot. Prolly <1/2 cup? 1/3rd? Normally made with heavy cream)

list of spices (You’re on your own for measurements. Just don’t be stingy. Remember; pinch of salt to pasta water salts jack squat.)

1.5. sweet potatoes (only because I dropped remaining .5)

PAPER-THIN LEEK CHOPS WILL CHAR DURING ROAST (You knew that and proceeded anyway. Turned out okay, though?!)

Meanwhile put large pot on stove and mince more. Remember you have fresh ginger and start peeling/chop-mincing that. Try shredding ginger only to revert to knife. Decide at least 15 minutes in to use an apple after all (even though all you have are red ones), rinse/peel/slice, toss them into baking dish around 20minutes w/rougher chopped ginger, bit more olive oil).

Acknowledge how the thinnest leek chops are charring in dish. Put dish back in oven and hope for best. (Wait, was it at this point I tentatively squeezed half a lemon over dish? Also, later, a few minutes before 40mins were up, did I half-heartedly add a bit of water to the dish?)

Hey, future me, remember how prior to beginning dinner prep, we (re)discovered that a blender has been available in the house since forever? Wild, right?

Meanwhile, rinse squash seeds and spread w/pumpkin seeds in emptied dish. Put dish in oven. Forget until hear concerning snap-pops. Hastily remove.

The consistency was decently thick and smooth, albeit not 100% silky likely because I didn’t purée it to France and back (was afraid appliance overuse would cause house fire—remember flames in outlet with the tm?).

Rest assured that I know full well that butternut squash soup shouldn’t take 2.5 hours to make. At least the finished result somehow managed to be worth it.

#Author: Rev #Post: Text #February 19th 2023 #personal #I am very lucky that it turned out as well as it did for a first attempt because if it hadn't... #...I would have been rightly pilloried for serving dinner 2 hours past the expected time. #Heck—when I served it I even got a 'all that time amounted to this?' (paraphrase) #(Imagine waiting over two hours for dinner and being served a single large cup-bowl of puréed soup w/sausage sole filling). #I laughed nervously. But! He was the one who afterward had outright glowing praise for it! Rare indeed! Whew. Boy was I fortunate.)

[lloonlloon]

Hilarious that lil red eclipses the other two dogs that actually do stuff as The Dog of lloonlloon in people’s minds. So iconic she erases Essie and Angel from existence.

#partially my fault because I do post her more than the others #only because she’s so SILLY #she’s the only one constantly being interesting enough to post #essie is either asleep laying like she’s dead or being worked #and I can’t be bothered to get the tripod out for eeeevery session because they’re usually spontaneous and then #the recordings are too hecking long so I have to spend 4x the time to edit them for posting #and if I were to post Angel every day it would just be a wad of blankets #like no dog just blankets #y’all wanna play spot the sausage #unfair Callie (lil red) gets all the attention cause she’s so hecking problematic. she needs to be cancelled #for solving problems with her teeth instead of her brain #she is such a pest to literally EVERY member of the household regardless of species #that might be a funny ask game actually what are your dogs cancelled for #estrella #little red #the sausage

[heckoffmate]

Ayo, FUCK McDonald's! Make us wait forever and then cancel the Uber eats order. And one time you gave me a burger that was just two buns and a pickle slice! Don't think I've forgotten that! That's the reason I don't make special orders anymore! Cuz I was like "No pickles" and they were like "Nothing except pickles? Gotcha" THIS WAS VERY LONG AGO BUT IT NEVER LEAVES MY MIND

#please read this in the most angry rant-y voice you can think of #heck spouts nonsense #It's almost midnight and I was counting on the 24 HOUR RESTAURANT TO BE ABLE TO SERVE ME 24 HOURS #now i have to eat a servo sausage roll like a common cuck

[biffybobs]

Meet the bakers!

Mikaela lives in Windenberg with her husband Boris, and their dog Janka. She has a large collection of novelty earrings, and swears she once saw Paul Hollywood coming out of her local Greggs with a sausage roll.

Dale is studying physics at the University of Britechester. He loves baking for his dorm mates, and once bribed his tutor to give him an A+ with a particularly moist chocolate sponge.

Pierre grew up in Tartosa and now lives with his family in Copperdale, where he works as a High School maths teacher. A keen painter in his spare time, he loves making his food look a whole lot better than it tastes. Style over substance here we come.

Natasha learned all of her baking and cooking skills from her Grandmother, who she now cares for in a tiny apartment in San Myshuno. She is having the time of her life away from the city and just hopes Granny has enough leftovers to keep her going if she ends up never returning.

Charlie started baking literally 5 minutes ago. Did they make this cake? Did they heck. But now seems as good a time as any to learn, right?

And lastly Valentino is an adorable little shit with so many skill points he probably should win the Bake Off hands down but where would the fun be in that? Also he really hates garlic.

#ts4 #ts4 portrait #the great simlish bake off #nightmare legacy challenge #bakewell nlc 9 #valentino bakewell #nightmarelegacy

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Okay, I'm trying to follow the logic here.

So eggs = women, cis centric and reductive but sure I follow.

Peaches? Don't peaches = butt? Do men not have butts? Are peaches vulvas?! 🍑??? This looks like a butt to me.

Onto the next door, sausage = penis right? But then what the heck is a banana? Also a penis? Why would they have it twice?

Do cis men have hemipenes?

And no butt??

Further more, if you're equating women with eggs, should you not equate men with sperm?

Clearly these bathrooms are not for humans but for a species of parthogenic females with butts on the left and hemipeened non-reproductive individuals with no butts on the right.

So basically bathrooms that one species of lesbian parthonigenic lizard.

Additionally, what in the poorly drawn chemical configuration is this?

#that was a journey #parthenogenesis #lizards #cis centric gendered bathrooms #What is wrong with a toilet on one and a urinal on the other??

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for seasoning my mom's food behind her back?

I (F23) recently moved back in with my mom (F51) and stepdad (M50) after having a baby and getting dumped by my ex. Stepdad and I both work and my mom stays home to take care of my baby, and we get along great. But I started noticing that the dinners my mom cook are very, very bland. I said something to my stepdad and he just sighed and said he's not gonna start that argument up again.

I joined my mom in the kitchen one day while she was cooking dinner (hamburger helper) and she salted the meat and that was it. I asked if she was gonna put any other seasoning on it and she said no, because she's using the seasoning packet from the box, and she mixed in a little sausage and that already has seasoning, plus she's gonna grate extra cheese to it. I pointed out if she's only seasoning the meat and then draining the grease off she's draining off most of the seasoning she did. She snapped at me to go away and let her cook.

Since then I've been brainstorming with my stepdad about what the heck is going on with her. She wasn't like this when I was a kid, we had a fully stocked spice cabinet and she used it to the fullest. She STILL has a fully stocked spice cabinet, she just hardly uses it. I asked him if she's on a new health kick? No, not that he's noticed. New directions from her doctor? No, he goes with her to doctor's appointments and they haven't said anything about her diet. Did she develop a new allergy? No, she uses everything in the spice cabinet, just very rarely. Have you tried talking to her about it? Yes, he did. He didn't do any better with her than I did. Ok, can we at least add some extra seasoning to our own bowls? No, absolutely not. She'll be livid if you do.

So, recently I've taken it upon myself to help my mom with dinner and sneak seasonings into whatever she's cooking when she's not looking. It's been going on for a couple months and she hasn't said anything, beyond a couple smug comments about how good of a cook she is where stepdad and I just exchange knowing glances.

I mentioned this story to a couple of my friends and one laughed and said I was a genius, but the other said I was an asshole for messing with someone's diet without them knowing. I reassured them that she doesn't have any allergies or health problems, and it's not like I'm sneaking unknown harmful substances into her food. Just spices from her own kitchen. They said it doesn't matter and you never mess with someone's food behind their back, so I'm looking for other opinions. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[whofanforsexed]

Food Diary: Week Three

Tea, a clementine, deepfried oven chips (topped with table salt, ground black pepper, Hellman’s mayonnaise, chopped spring onions, spinach, diced red pepper and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), two cups of peppermint tea, a very green apple, kale, pear, pineapple, and lemon smoothie, leftover chips (refried), several iterations on Heck sausage bagels (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia/Laughing Cow cheese spread, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions, spinach, melted plastic cheese/Homepride cheese & tomato pasta sauce, and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), two ASDA Nduja Style chicken ready meals (at intervals), no Marmite wraps, sleep.

The Punisher: War Zone (one film away from completing the ‘unverse’ of films released based on Marvel properties prior to or unaffiliated with the formation of Marvel Studios, and... I can honestly say this is on the whole the strangest collected body of artistic work I think I’ve ever engaged with. Not the most interestingly weird, and not the worst either, but just the most jarring iterative creative stumbling around an unformed idea, this level of budget hitting this uncertainty of tone is seldom good and morbidly fascinating), Sinfadil, sleep.

Two small carrots, half of a BP garage chicken & bacon sandwich, one can of chocolate milk, one Nana Mexico chicken & chorizo burrito (sans beans), a handful of rather plain tortilla chips (ft. ‘salsa’), a Nana Mexico beef burrito (sans beans), sleep.

Noteworthy quantities of water, a cheese twist, a chicken & bacon croissant, a chicken pastry slice, another can of chocolate milk, many sour spiders, a can of San Pelingrino lemonade, another Heck sausage bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onion & and spinach, and melted plastic cheese), three episodes of The Nevers (as noted, continues to hold up and seemed a reasonable split of thematic interests for VFZ and aesthetic interests for Pepsi), one re-grilled vegan sausage roll (ft. Philadelphia & [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), three buttered crackers, toast (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, and English mustard), two crackers (topped with salted butter, Philadelphia & [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), sour spiders, sleep.

Toast (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, and English mustard), a final Heck sausage bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onion & spinach, and melted plastic cheese), a slice of toast (ft. salted butter, leftover nduja sauce), a packet of Lightly Sea Salted Crispy Bites Snacktastic™ Multigrain Bites (dipped in salted butter), two small carrots, most of the back half of an episode of Ross & Carrie (the Gene & Melissa Scott stuff getting weirder and weirder), some Nerds (yellow, green, and peach), two further Nevers (generally a lot of momentum going by the back half of the season – Z has found one debatable nitpick so far), the last of the dairy free Galaxy orange chocolate, sleep.

The rest of the back half of an episode of Ross & Carrie (very silly conclusion), another packet of Lightly Sea Salted Crispy Bites Snacktastic™ Multigrain Bites (dipped in butter), a further nduja style chicken ready meal, cheesy garlic mashed potato, toast (one slice ft. salted butter, and Marmite, one slice ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, English mustard), further Ross & Carrie (a psychic healer who never talks and has a huge new-age following, but also wrote a book proving to be a weird end times Christian with a bunch of random bizarre/sinister takes), two jerk chicken drumsticks, one bottle of fizzy red grape soft drink, one sesame bagel (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, paprika, chopped spring onion, fried battered cod goujons, and a potato waffle), one potato waffle wrap (ft. Laughing Cow, chopped spring onion, fried battered cod goujons, and Sweet Chili Sauce), an episode and a half of Crime Story (surprisingly effective domestic look at the Clintons), cheesy bacon maize snack straws, The Nevers season finale (a mix of emotive character work and teasing details for the future of the show unsurprisingly left Zak wanting more plot), a bowl of Special K, one episode of Doctor Who (The Three Doctors), sleep.

A Marmite wrap, one cheesy garlic mashed potato wrap (ft. salted butter, ground lack pepper, chopped spinach, deepfried chicken strips, melted plastic cheese, and leftover Double Dragon takeaway salt & pepper chicken chilies), one cheesy garlic mashed potato wrap (ft. salted butter, ground black pepper, chopped spinach, and Heck sausages), most of a Big Finish Eighth Doctor audio (Stones Of Venice, honestly charming in places but suffering the heavy-handedness of the medium pretty clearly), sleep.

#23/10/21 #tea #clementines #deepfried oven chips #ground black pepper #Hellman's mayonnaise #spring onions #spinach #red pepper #Carolina Reaper sauce #peppermint tea #apples #kale #pears #pineapple #lemons #Heck sausages #bagels #Philadelphia #Laughing Cow #Homepride pasta sauce #Marmite #tortilla wraps #Punisher: War Zone #sinfadil #carrots #BP garage #The Nevers #Doctor Who #Sleep

[goldenwitherphoenix13]

A long post is under the cut, but I think we, as a fandom, moved on far too quickly from the endings of empires smp season 2.

Almost everyone got a happy ending.

Fwhip resigned from the role of the Goblin king.

Joel accended to true God hood.

Sausage grew old in sanctuary and raised Hermes to be an interdimentional warrior.

Gem finished Dawn and chose to stay in Hermitcraft because it was the best choice.

Katherine cured the curse plaguing her land.

Joey got to go on all sorts of adventures after defeating his arch-nemesis Skeletron.

Pix, while not finishing his work, got to tell the story of the ancient ruins.

Lizzie created a fully functioning city of animals to live as they want.

Shelby became one of the most powerful witches and got that date with Katherine.

Scott went off into the sunset with Owen to discover new lands and treasures to steal.

Heck, even Oli got out of debt, even if he ended up accidentally time travelling.

And while False never uploaded her finale, we can easily infer that she continued to expand her empire and make her name for herself.

Who did I miss?

Sheriff Jimmy.

The sheriff, who all the other emperors abandoned. The sheriff, nearly loosing his own identity to a joke. The sheriff, who lost his town to the fae.

Let's not forget Jimmy never left tumble town willingly. He was booted out when the fae corrupted his lands, spreading it throughout his home. He and the old sheriff, Roswell, made the best of a bad situation. I mean, what else can they do? Fight the fae? Fae are powerful creature. Not to be messed with. Fighting them is a one-way ticket to death if they don't decide to hold you a prisoner in their realm.

Jimmy also never got the chance to say goodbye to anyone. Everyone had already left him behind. Joel had accended without saying goodbye to his supposed best bud. Sausage never thought to check in on tumble town. There was no final passing of words—just a note from Fwhip.

And, let's not forget this big bit of information, the thing that still grinds my gears about empires season 2. He is the only villain of season 2 who got no closure, redemption or apology. Shelby was uncorrupted and saved. Sausage supreme was fused into Sausages soul. Skeletron was killed by Katherine, Joey and Shelby. They all got an end to their villainy, wether through being saved or killed.

Jimmy got nothing.

His ending was, in multiple ways, left unfinished. He was still bitter towards the emperors. He was still lacking any human respect. He wasn't given any apology or forgiveness. He was forced out of his home by powerful creatures, trying his best to make good of the darkness left to him.

But it's not all darkness. This isn't a bad ending. I think this end has an underlying subtext not even Jimmy planned for. Something I've seen almost no one talking about.

The sheriff walked away from a toxic environment.

Now is an excellent time to remind you that this is all about the characters. Not the actual content creators. Got it? Good.

Let's be honest. None of the characters in Empires Season 2 were 100% innocent besides maybe Katherine. Some were thieves. Some were filled with pride, some made dubious choices, and some were even a little corrupt. And Jimmy isn't an exception. He was a lil bit dishonest with power sometimes and a lil bit prideful in his name. But the sheriff wasn't evil at first. He still did things to help people. He helped Katherine arrest Joey for theft. He did his best to follow the rules, and he actively sought to stop those committing crimes and try to understand the issue at hand, like with Shelby. And his reward. Constant teasing and mockery.

Everyone, including his allies, still made fun of him. Even his best bud said things behind his back. And this is what made him snap. Not the jokes, but that no one, not even his allies, seemed to show any human decency to him.

And he never got an apology or a moment to put them in their place to tell them that they have done goofed. The sheriff was barely given a chance to build, hardly a chance to breathe. He knows he probably couldn't take them in a fight, but they didn't even give him a chance to talk. They made him sit there and take it like he had no choice.

The sheriff instead chose to walk away. Everyone had left him behind. And with the threat of the fae above him, he decided that the best course of action was to leave the toxic lands behind. Lands full of pranks and mistakes that would only ever remind him of his negative attributes.

The sheriff stayed with the one person who ever showed him any sliver of true friendship—the old sheriff. The old sheriff helped reverse the effects of the lore potion with an unnamed potion he found at Shelbys. He helped Jimmy defend the town from a raid. He stayed with him through thick and thin. Sure, he isn't the best influence, but he's better than the world around them.

Ultimately, Jimmy's finale wasn't the good ending like everyone else's. Villains rarely ever get those. Instead, it's a bittersweet goodbye from the two sheriffs off to find a new home far away to the lands of one that brought sorrow, even if at least one of them has some anger issues to work through.

#solidarity gaming #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #joel smallishbeans #katherine elizabeth #joey graceffa #shelby shubble #pixlriffs #Fwhip #ldshadowlady #geminitay #falsesymmetry #mythical sausage #scott smajor #oli orionsound #Yeah everyone is mentioned atleast once #They all get a tag. #But this is highly Jimmy centric so feel free to ignore me! #Ok I'm done now #phoenix says a thing #Long post

[factual-fantasy]

I have 25 Asksskssks :0000

No one in the group can pacify, no. <:/

But this just made me imagine Seam pulling up with a Ralsei and he's just like "Ok do it now-" Ralsei pacifies Jevil and he falls flat on his face. Totally asleep, just- dead to the world.

"Thank you, I can never get him to sleep. What a stubborn jester he is." Seam picks Jevil up and just walks away with him XDD

@dragonlover123456

Whenever I feel like drawing it. Heck, I might not draw another series at all 🤷‍♂️

Yeah! I figured it would be restricting if the clothes on the animatronics were real <XD

Also THANK YOU! :DDD I'm usually not so sure about that part of my comics, so I'm glad to hear that you like it! :}}}

Oh! No no, Sunny and Moony are the same person. The daycare attendant is 1 animatronic, with 1 personality. He is 1 person.

In the true swap, DA swaps with DJMM.

In the partial swap, DA doesn't swap with anyone. Him and DJ's theme both just get changed up a bit.

@scrimbly-mc-scrombly-iii

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DDDD 💖💖💖

@kaiserdarken

I don't think the animatronics would understand the significance of Christmas like we do..

To them, Christmas is just that time of year where the Pizzaplex gets decorated with trees and shiny things. Their cued songs change and they get temporary redesigns for about a month or so. Then suddenly all the decorations get torn down and everything goes back to normal. :/

I can see Freddy liking just a simple Pepperoni. :) Same with Bonnie!

Chica probably likes all pizzas, but maybe her favorite is a pizza with absolutely all the toppings. Spinach, Black olives, Sausage, extra cheese, Mushrooms, onions- just put everything on there! XD

I'd like to think that Foxy is surprisingly a bit picky with his pizza and prefers a plain cheese. :00

Monty probably likes most pizza's but maybe he openly prefers Hawaiian pizza?

Roxy probably also likes Hawaiian pizza but is afraid of being judged so never eats it :(

@thelocalbadartistta

I DO love slime rancher! :DD I "beat" the first game and I forgot to play the second one- :x

Also thank you! :DD

Thank you!! :DD I'm glad you like what you see! :}}

@insanityislife101

I have seen that episode but I don't remember much of it... what headcannon are you referring to..?

Jevil would probably see all these people who are trapped and losing their minds and offer to take them all with him. Out into the multiverse to find freedom and a new home..

Although I wonder if he could even do that. Their digital nature might prevent them from traversing into the multiverse <XD

@badlyblurry

Those penguins look like they live an a tropical environment.. Which Peso's family does not... :((

Also my Peso isn't an Emperor, he's a Royal! :)

AWWWW I LOVE THAT IDEA!! I think I've seen the comic you're talking about! :DD

@trainer-sean

@itsgemystic

In the edn..

In the... eden...

In.. the...... e d e n

Google seems to say that male calico cats are possible. They're just extremely rare (1 in 3,000 up to 1 in 10,000) and they have an XXY chromosome which can cause Klinefelter's Syndrome.

After all the googling I did I decided to add this fact to my Calico Jack lore XDD

SO my new canon is, on Kwazii's mom's side of the family there are generation after generation of Calico daughters. Having a male calico is extremely rare so most of his moms family are all female calicos. BUT, his great, great, great, etc- Grandfather was a rare male calico. His name was Jackson something Calico. He was pirate legend and all that stuff.

Jackson had some daughters and then generations later the second male would be born to the calico line. Kwazii's grandfather! They named him Jackson too after the first male Calico in their bloodline. Jack is aware of his rarity and is very proud to bear the name Jackson.

Now Kwazii's dad was an orange tabby. So he was born male and has most all the fur patterns his dad did. Say for there being a little more white than is usually seen in tabby's coat. Maybe he got a bit of that from his Calico mom.?

@yeetmysoulintothevoid

SKLSKASJN WAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO MEEEEE!!! 😭😭😭💖💖😭✨✨

Also I actually haven't heard of that game.. it sounds interesting though! 👀

Bash would probably take all the clay, make it into a ball, and then add spikes to it. Wait till it hardens, and then through it at people XDD

@dovelylittlebird

WAAA THANK YOU VERY MUCHH!! THAT'S SO KIND OF YOU TO SAYYY WAAAA💖💖💖

I don't recall making a post like that.. anyhow, my algorithm now is "I post whatever I want, whenever I want" <XDD

I don't have a schedule or an algorithm I'm trying to follow. I just draw whatever I want and post them whenever I want to.

The ask posts though, those are dependent on my followers. Usually when I get to 30-40 askes stored up I compile as many as I can and answer them in one go. :0

I don't take any requests, no. But if someone asks about my AU's and wants more insight on something, that usually interests me enough to want to draw something for it. Like just now I have two asks stored away because I'd like to draw something for them..👀

But that doesn't mean that every ask like that will get a drawing. A lot of the time those asks just make me think and I type out a response instead. I'm always open for those asks though and would read all of your suggestions! Just don't ask them expecting me to draw them because 9 times out of 10 they wont get a drawing-

@skellacant

My advice would be to base your OC on an already existing animatronic. That way it looks related to the other animatronics and fits in a little better :0

So in my opinion your options are animatronics like Ballora, Circus Baby, Puppet, Ennard, Balloon boy.. you know, the "human" characters. You could use one of them as a reference and make something similar but with a skeleton theme.

For example, the Puppet. You could make your own puppet with maybe different proportions, and a skull mask instead of a clown(?) one. Maybe instead of stripes on the arms it could be a cartoony bone pattern. Instead of buttons on the chest it could be 2-3 ribs on each side. Stuff like that! :}

Oh no no- The partial and true swap follow the formula of the classic AU.

So in the partial swap, Foxy was sane and helped guide Gregory through the pizzaplex. Gregory escapes with Foxy's help, but later returns. Foxy takes him to the basement where Gregory snoops around and finds Chica. Later on Chica and Gregory snoop around and find Freddy. Monty, Roxy and Bonnie don't remember Gregory and they're not aware that he's in the basement.

Now in the true swap, Bonnie was sane and helped guide little Vanessa through the pizzaplex. She escapes with Bonnie's help, but later returns. Bonnie takes her to the basement where she snoops around and finds Chica. Later on Chica and Vanessa snoop around and find Freddy. Monty, Roxy and Foxy don't remember Vanessa and they're not aware that she's in the basement.

Seam is currently collapsed in the snow somewhere having big old man sleepy time✨

@beryl-shade

Actually, in the most recent FNAF comic that I made, that's exactly what Gregory was doing! :00 He was trying to take the arm off to hopefully tape it onto Bonnie and give him a new arm <XD

Who's to say it would have worked-

#my response #fnaf security breach #octonauts #deltarune #undertale #transformer ocs

[watcher-with-burned-wings]

Captain’s Call

(A Pirates Smp au where Scott secretly siren hybrid but Sausage catches him. Inspired by Scott’s stream)

Scott thrashed and hissed as the damned net wrapped tightly around his body. He didn’t know what what happening until it was too late. A ship had snuck up on as he was hunting near the Faction Isles. A harpoon net was shot and engulfed him before he had time to react.

He felt himself being hoisted toward the surface as he clawed uselessly at the net, the rope too damn thick to cut through. Panic seized Scott’s chest as he was pulled out of the water and hulled over the edge to the deck of the ship. A Kestrel flag catches Scott’s eye through the net as the crew gathered around him. He hisses and snapped at the crew as they tried to touch his royal blue and golden scales, his ear fins pressed against his head, knowing he had to escape before his tail returned to his human legs.

Scott’s mouth when dry as the crew parted to reveal Captain Sausage, a large gleaming smile on his face. Sausage knelt down to the net and grabbed his chin through the net, jerking his head left and right.

“Well aren’t you the most beautiful siren I have ever seen!” Sausage giggled. “Just a perfect treasure to add to my collection!”

Scott’s cheeks flushed against his will, even if the words made a shiver crawl up his spine. Sausage was a handsome devil but everyone knew how possessive he was of his treasures. Don’t get Scott wrong, he would loved to be worshiped by Sausage but not like this.

Taking a deep breath, Scott opened his mouth to sing his song but was rudely cut off by Sausage picking him from the net and shoving a rope in between his jaws. He clicks and hisses around the rope in displeasure, struggling in his hold.

“Ah ah ah! No singing allowed! As much as I would like to hear your lovely voice, I would rather not drown today, thank you very much!” Sausage explained as he bridal carried Scott to his captain quarters, a tight grip on him preventing him from escaping.

Scott freaked out as he was placed on the bed, moving quickly, he tried to lunge at Sausage but was quickly subdued again. This time a metal collar around his neck, preventing him from moving from the bed. Sausage once finished, took a step back. His eyes scanned over Scott’s form, a smirk playing on his lips.

“You know, you remind me of a certain Heron captian.”

Scott’s blood turned to icy as he looked at Sausage with wide terrified eyes. No, Scott thought. He couldn’t possibly know. He was so careful! How the heck could he know! Scott’s breathing picked up a little fast once he felt a tingle go down his spine.

Oh no.

He was changing back. Sausage’s eyes seemed to gleam with excitement as his tail glowed, slowly parting into humans legs. His webbed claws turning to normal. His teeth shrinking down to barely noticeable fangs instead of his needle-like teeth. His ear fins shrink but still are fins, just less noticeable now. Thankfully his legs were clothed with pants.

Once his transformation was complete, Sausage strolled over and cupped Scott’s cheek, making him look him in the eyes.

“Well looks like I catch myself a real treasure.” Sausage purred as thumbed Scott’s cheek bone. “I wasn’t expecting to add a Heron to my collection but I can always make an exception for someone as special as you, Scott.”

Gay panic filled Scott as he blushed, frozen under the touch. Sausage continued.

“I mean, look at you. You’re just begging to be claimed as my treasure.” A possessive edge leaked into his voice. “So I’m gonna claim you here and now. Then you will be all mine and no one else can have you. Let’s hear you sing my name.” Sausage climbed next to Scott.

Scott gulped, having a feeling he was in for a long night.

~~~~~~~~~

Scott grumbled as he limped through the town of the Faction Isles, shirt missing, showing a mass of marks on his chest and neck. Sausage following behind him with a cheeky expression on his face, clearly proud of his work. If anyone questioned the two, Scott would glare at Sausage and the other would just giggle, saying nothing.

#dangthatsalongname #scott smajor #smajor1995 #smajor #mythicalsausage #pirate scott #scosage #pirates smp #merman au #alternate universe #siren Scott #scurvyblr

[cambion-companion]

what are your d*ck headcanons on human raphael, cambion raphael, and haarlep? 🙈

Okay, 18+ warning now. Though, tbf, if you're under 18 what the heck are you doing kid? Get out of here.

My 🍆 headcanons for these three? Haha what a question, nonny 😆

Human Raphael...well we know he can tailor how he looks. So I'd assume he gives himself a plentiful package. But nothing too garish, he likes to keep things tasteful.

We know Raphael's cambion form is a whole head and shoulders taller than his human form. It'd make sense if things remained proportionate down unda. My main headcanon is the ridges. Just like on the rest of his body, there are also ridges of raised skin on his "d*ck", as you say.

Haarlep...you know those teeny canned sausages? Oh the Vienna sausages. Yeah. LMAO before a certain sky kissing mutual comes for my ass, Haarlep would probably be the same as cambion Raphael. Depending on what form they're wearing, of course.

Can't believe you had me thinking about this, Anon 😅

#raphael bg3 #haarlep #raphael baldur's gate 3 #headcanon #18+

[kataa-floko]

Grian (on hermitcraft) finding a giant purple rift that causes some weird stuff around it and can pull things from other universes/dimensions

Lizzie (on empires) finding a purple rift just by spawn (with end rods inside), sending a fox villager through it, whatever the heck Sausage is doing with his past lives and travelling to different dimensions/universes (and making Pearl into a goddess), and Pix finding the rift too, and chucking eggs into it, spawning a chicken that can only be heard but not seen [Pix saying that they have some cool stuff planned for the next while]

Scar saying that the Charity stream will have every hermit, and some special guests (who are probably not hermits)

#Spoilers #also #theories #empires smp #esmp #hermitcraft #should i tag all the mentioned ccs? probably #Grian #lizzie ldshadowlady #MythicalSausage #Pixlriffs #If this is right and I end up in your discord channel I Am Not Sorry #Because good storytelling is laying foundations and teasing later plotpoints #cant believe i forgot my blorbo #goodtimeswithscar #gtws

[sunflower1experiment]

He took his costume off

And they held him in their arms while he grumble/ about being fine, a scar on us back isn’t fine. A whole bunch of wounds on his chest wasn’t fine, soft sniffles was all Bob would hear until they smother him and start cleaning, tending the wounds. He laid there while a hand carefully caresses his face, “Look at me.”

The cannibal did, his tired emerald eyes focusing on theirs until he felt soft lips touch his chapped ones. When they pull back their fist words were, “We’re getting you lip calm, you bite your lips.” Suddenly they felt him climb on their lap slightly as if to ask for more.

“Bob- Bob get down.” He lays his face in between their chest and starts lightly snoring. “Alright, alright…rest…” his loud snores go quiet and he’s breathing softly whilst they care for him. “It’s okay Bob…”

For the next few days Bob would lay beside them or he’d creepily watch them while they’d cook. “Mind if I join in sugar?” Nicknames are cute, except for when he’s on house arrest made up by them. “Go relax!” He grumbles, heavy footsteps leaving the scene whilst his now loving partner continues cooking.

Once finished they placed a nice plate of eggs, bacon, some of those pancakes and a tasty sausage. “Look I know ya enjoy that sweet dopamine but I made sure the sausage was ya know.” He seemed delighted but then realized the blood was…. “You used your own blood?”

“How the heck-“

“That one time ya bit your lip and I kissed ya..” silence then they leave to go wash their mouth. “What!?”

“Lip blood tastes like iron!”

“NO IT DON’T! See ya had that delicious lip gloss! Tasted like cherries- come back!” he sets the plate aside to follow, right when his large arms hugs them close they huff when he leans into their neck. “Ghhh Boooob!” His lips pecks them a couple of times. “….I enjoy your reciprocating feelings as well.”

#bob velseb #bob velseb x reader #bob spooky month #spooky month bob

[bomberqueen17]

farm life

Am at the farm. Just gonna witter on uninterestingly about that behind the cut because I"m too tired to be interesting.

Initially we were going to make chicken sausage this week but BIL decided not to, but then when I said I was coming anyway, he decided to cut up some chickens.

In past years they've always sold out of chicken parts way before they've sold out of whole chickens. But a couple of years ago a chef friend told him there was nothing really wrong with thawing a chicken, cutting it up, and refreezing the parts, and initially we were just thawing whole chickens to cut up to grind into sausage, but we did some tests and determined that actually, no, there's really no discernible loss of quality in the parts. So now we don't sell out of chicken breasts in December anymore, but can keep bringing them to market all winter.

So this year we took the whole chickens out of the store, stopped bringing them to market, and are *only* selling the parts, and are saving the whole chickens to thaw and cut up and refreeze as parts. It's working great. It's more work, but it's more profit, and also more sales. People just don't buy whole chickens that much.

So anyway we cut up 88 chickens, and saved like 60 of the carcasses into a pair of huge stock pots. Packaged all the parts up, labeled and weighed them, then put the stock pots on to boil. Today we packaged 89 quarts of chicken stock. I was going to deep-clean the commercial kitchen, but it's not ready for the full spring treatment: we're still washing eggs in there, which means baskets full of chicken-shitty eggs are coming in and getting set on the floor. So I just cleaned and sanitized the heck out of the stuff we were using, and also the floor drain, but have held off. In April when the temps don't go below freezing at night anymore, when the vegetable washing station can move out of the eviscerating room so the egg washing can move back in there, *then* I will haul all the big equipment out and wash the whole room from the ceiling to the walls to the floors to the back of the grinder, under the mixer, under the fridge, under the freezer, all of it is getting powerwashed within an inch of its life.

But not this trip.

Next week we're making pork sausage.

I have been taking my dose of adderall at 8am immediately before I go out to work. It's hard to judge the efficacy, actually, because I'm so busy and so rarely totally self-directed. The real test would be to have me have a day of idleness and half a dozen things I need to accomplish. But I can concretely observe that I don't get a sort of dizzy head rush when it kicks in anymore, and I don't crash around 3 or 4 pm anymore. No, instead I'm just physically exhausted at that time, but it's understandable that I would be, because despite my best efforts to work out all winter, I am in no way prepared for the amounts of heavy lifting, repetitive movements, and sheer mileage you have to walk around here.

Today I finished cleaning the kitchen and then spent a couple of hours with my trusty old pruners, helping Farmsister and Veg Man harvest pussy willows to sell at market in decorative bundles. They just chainsawed the trees off a couple inches above the ground, and then we went at them with pruners and only took the nice branches, and the rest are going through the woodchipper to be mulch. VegMan pointed out the line they'd cut back to last year: this is how you coppice willows, and you can harvest them like this every year. They were fifteen feet tall, all new growth.

Soon we'll have daffodils. Mom had too many at her house, and a couple years ago she and Dad dug up buckets and buckets of them and brought them over and we dug a trench in the hillside and tipped them in. And now they're about ready to be divided again, LOL.

We have pullet eggs too. The chickens are laying pretty well, manageable amounts. We've started packing the eggs by weight, which is a little time-consuming.

OK that's enough wittering. Have I got any photos? Hmm.

the view from the little creek down into the Quackenkill, alongside the back of the old granary. Morning, sun coming through the trees and lighting up the red-stained old siding, the neighbor's house visible at the other end of the cut.

2. A pig friend, muddy snoot questing toward the camera in the sunshine of the winter livestock barn, which has a plastic south-facing roof to let in all the light it can.

3. Farmsister, in her chainsaw chaps and safety gear, chainsawing down the pussy willows in front of the solar panels. (They measured, before they planted the little trees; they'd have to be 40 feet tall to block the light on the solar panels in any season, which I don't think a pussy willow would do, but it's still important to prune them back whether we harvest them for the catkins or not.)

That's all, happy spring. I'm so tired.

#about the author #farm life