#I DON'T REMEMBER GOOGLING THAT

[boogflake]

Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that

#antonio salieri #salieri #classical music #w h a t #I DON'T REMEMBER GOOGLING THAT #guys help me #sorry mutuals #mozart opera rock #< i guess

[icanbeweirdhere]

I don't remember falling asleep but I woke up to a page about morphological computation on my phone

#i don't remember googling that #and it was the contact section of the page #like i was looking at some random email of a scientist #what even is morphological computation sounds cool but ????????

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not? #goddammit goddammit goddammit #'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it' #*cut to ten years later frantic googling* #fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term #google in general is useless #and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet #bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can #save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!! #keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm) #(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy) #(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key) #because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake #i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012

[hedgehog-moss]

Help me settle a debate with my friends! If it seems difficult to choose that's normal, we've already dealt with the animals that are easy to sort (e.g. goats and mice are the two extremes on the spectrum of animal civility) and these are the more dicey choices that are on a similar level of perceived politeness.

#tbh i think the giraffe shouldn't be in there. they don't look particularly affable to me more like they mind their own business at best #but i think i'm influenced by the arsehole giraffe character from that kimba cartoon when i was a kid #ok i just googled it because i didn't want to badmouth a giraffe in case i remembered wrong #and learnt that raff the giraffe ''died from his injuries and from dehydration'' #i feel terrible for speaking ill of the dead. please don't let that influence your vote though

[nelkcats]

Parent's Day

Ghosts didn't have a father's or mother's day as such, but they did have a day where they combined both. A day to celebrate your guardians. Humans, Yetis, Amazons or Gods, it was a quiet day to thank them for your ghost adoption.

Dan and Ellie had spent a few years under the halfa's care but at the end of the day they considered him their guardian (although Dan did it reluctantly), so when they heard about Parent's Day they panicked.

They wanted to show Danny that they really appreciated him but a mug or coupons were not enough. In the end after some brainstorming they decided to give him the closest thing to a mug that was in the Realms: Constantine's complete soul.

John Contantine was a very annoying human, they knew this because they heard Danny complain about his paperwork many times. Apparently their father had 99% of his soul but couldn't do anything until he had 100%, and what better gift than to help him get rid of the paperwork? He hated paperwork! It was perfect!

With some help from Clockwork they traveled to DC's dimension, determined to take the last of the hellblazer's soul. Dan wondered if he should steal a star from the dimension while they were there (Danny liked space didn't he?), as an extra gift.

John Constantine was in the middle of explaining the holes in reality to the Justice League when a shiver ran through his body. He had an instant bad feeling.

#dpxdc #Parent's Day #ghosts are not distinguished by gender and half of them are not human so they have a day to celebrate their guardians in general #ghosts like to adopt younger ghosts to guide them #they usually don't have children of their own #The idea of ​​Dan and Ellie sounds weird but you have to remember that they are children #Regardless of their outward appearance #they are both young #and they only want to take away from Danny what bothers him as a gift #I like to think that Dan was “born” by combining both cores #he's not Danny but he retained most of his negative emotions and memories #dp x dc #dc x dp #Constantine will have a long day #but he asked for it after selling his soul 50 times #Dan and Ellie googled “best gift” but only mugs coupons and flowers came up #Dan doesn't know if it's possible to steal stars but he will make it possible #ghost king danny

[yki-dolls]

Showing off his BABY

Pixel art Commissions

#Tmnt #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt #tmnt fanart #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #tmnt mikey #tmnt klunk #HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR CAT? #FUCK YOU HE'S MINE NOW LOL #How the fuck do you draw a cat #Is Klunk a girl or a boy #I don't know #I couldn't be bothered to rewrite the text #I straight up can't remember if Klunk is a girl or a boy #I could Google it #I won't #I'm not fixing it now at any rate

[booty-uprooter]

the english names in death note aren't weird because the author doesn't know what english names sound like. the japanese names are also weird. the author didn't want to freak anyone out by accidentally writing someone's actual name in the notebook that murders people whose names are written in it. death note was published in jump, a magazine normally targeted to elementary and middle school children. it was a reasonable precaution born from a reasonable concern

#death note #zack's random nonsense #source is an omake from one of the published volumes but i don't remember which one and can't be bothered to look #i doubt it'd take more than two minutes of googling to find it tho

[the-real-google]

I got really curious about something while catching up on notifs and now I have to know:

I don't remember everyone's handles so please reblog this so more people see it! Thanks :)

#I'm all caught up now! #well caught up on tumblr #I have other things I must do but I'll probably do them on Sunday? #I had to skip a whole bunch of picrew chains to be able to get through my notifs in a reasonable amount of time (it took a little over #an hour I think? I don't exactly remember when I started but I was talking to gabe during it and those messages were from an hour ago) #so sorry about that #feel free to tag me in more chains I promise I'll get to them next time #google #google posting #google is the best search engine #LSKJFLKDSJF OH RIGHT THE FICS I STILL NEED TO READ THE FICS AHH #hey google make a list for things I need to do on sunday

[mydarlingdearestdead]

I love how in the Simon Snow trilogy the magical room mate picker thingy saw Simon and Baz and thought "ha ha. gay." and made them share a room for seven years.

#like we get it #you have a favourite trope #simon snow #i do not support rainbow Rowell #simon snow trilogy #baz pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #basilton pitch #penelope bunce #tbh I don't remember what the school is called right now #or Agatha's last name #watford #I remembered #shepard love #snowbaz #so I googled it #agatha wellbelove #niamh something #niamh Brody #thank god for fandom

[rrover]

#poll #food #only doing 3 because i don't feel like googling condiments to remember what others there are

[front-facing-pokemon]

#meloetta #okay. let's all be honest with ourselves. first of all‚ pirouette form that i didn't even know existed is under the cut #second of all. do any of us REALLY know anything about meloetta's lore? they show up in the gti postgame i THINK but i don't #even remember why they did that. something about helping you with the town building mechanics (which i still think is insanely cool) #and i don't think this “pirouette form” ever happens. in there. i think they're barely relevant even in gti #the hell is this thing? like. an event pokémon that was somehow even less relevant than genesect and keldeo? #if anyone knows what this thing is or what its lore significance is. then. i'd be surprised. lemme google it actually. bulbapedia time #okay…… plays music…… sings or whatever……… pirouette form is. normal/fighting? ok #bulbapedia dropping a whole-ass ♩ which i didn't even know was a unicode character #ok. it sings. why #yeah only ever released via event. sad? sad #it would be more sad if i knew anything about this bitch other than that they sing and that is it #why do they need to be mythical. what is the point

[thomacrumbs]

you're on your own, kid, you always have been.

childe x gn! reader, soulmate au (flowers bloom on your skin where your soulmate got hurt, they fade away when your soulmate touches them). so like....... i was going through my files and realised i never posted this (i think. at least. its been like a year) so i edited it. enjoy 🥳

“your soulmate flowers-- they’re gone!”

the woman from the docks had pulled your arm towards her and awed, running her fingers over the nicks in your arm, “did you meet them?”

you were notorious for the laurestines that budded upon your arm, seeking to nestle themselves into every crook and cranny of your body. it was worse when you were younger, around 14 was when you first started choking on the white of laurestines, throat erupting in pain as you tried to suppress the bile, terrified at what was happening-- and worse, what was happening to your soulmate?

“i did.”

“what are they like?”

tartaglia-- or sweetheart, as he makes you call him. he clung to you like a drowning man, mouthing at your neck as gloved hands intertwined themselves with yours, the bundle of white dying at his lips and shrinking before turning into nothingness. he presses into you with a chuckle, breathing you in as his hand finds the laurestine that matches the bruise he had gotten in sparring against the traveller, his fingers tracing love hearts around the bud before he strokes his thumb over the flower, finger pressing flat against your skin in a soft smother, idyllic murmurs trailing out of his mouth as he sighs and rubs his cheek against your shoulder.

“he’s… something.”

you had grabbed him by the arm, and with a smile on his face the idea of the perfect soulmate turns to pull you in closer. the snezhnayan breeze cards through his hair. he’s perfect, a reflection of the ideal, tall, handsome, impossibly rich-- not to mention just the right balance of loving & protective. his fingers always found earnestly drawing daisies into your skin and the constant seeking to intertwine his pinkie with yours. his love, delivered & tied so neatly as the bow that adorned the box that accompanied the letter he sent from liyue-- frivolous fancies and trivial dreams spouted across paper in dark ink that had the same highs and rolls as him, with straight lines and stabbed dots.

but under all that is the boy who found himself in the abyss, the one who made you cough up flowers and leave you stroking at your throat and humming pains out years later. the one who does not know the difference between the red on his hands-- whether it is his or someone else’s. but when he sees the red on your hands, and that glassy look you watch him with, he does nothing but kneel at your feet, mumble quiet apologies as he traces the bud, flower not even truly open and in full glory as it dies, silent in its short uneventful life.

“what’s wrong?” he had asked, once, pulling his gloves on as the two of you stand by the door of your house. the world howls outside.

but you can only shake your head, words suddenly stuck in your throat, unable to be coughed out.

“be safe,” is the only thing that slips out, croaked under the veil of moonlight across the cold.

in these plains of broken towers, beyond the cold of the mountains and snow of the loveless land, you found sparking familiarity cradled between your hands and pulled out of your throat.

“its just a fatui meeting,” at your huff, he laughs, pressing a kiss to your forehead as if you were made of glass, his gloved knuckles running up and down your arm in a poor imitation at a will for warmth, “alright, i’ll be careful.”

and you let him go, all that is left of him.

#don't ask me why i used laurestine i can't remember. #google tells me it means victory or something. do with that what you will. #childe imagine #childe x reader #tartaglia imagine #tartaglia x reader #tartaglia #childe #genshin imagines #genshin imagine #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact x reader #t.ext #actually i've got so many unposted childe stuff??? thomacrumbs revival era??? lol jk i haven't touched sumeru

[qalrey]

just two teenage girls who are crushing on each other fighting over some guy

it's been years since i've drawn furries with human-like features

#why is it so hard for me to think of something to write under the drawing omg #i know i don't have to #but it feels like it lacks something #idk #anyways #i love these two #i remember being 11 trying to hide from my family to watch lps popular #i used to watch lps videos in french and i don't know how i found the english ones #glad i did!! #i was improving my french and english at the same time hell yeah #man i had google translate next me while i watched lps popular #i remember translating “bleeding” #oh the sweet memories of watching plastic animal toys <3 #art #digital art #lps #littlest pet shop #lps popular #lps popular fanart #savannah reed #savvy reed #brooklyn hayes #brooke hayes #littlest pet shop art

[kittykyryi]

Percy Jackson episode 4 thoughts:

(there are obviously spoilers ahead)

-the flashback with his mom T-T she's so panicked about percy knowing how to swim because she knows what's coming for him someday. i was not ready to get hit with feels this early in the episode

-'gotta earn it?' oh. oh percy. this girl willingly takes a knife for you in five years.

-the anger at the godssssss i'm loving how righteously pissed percy is at them already

-'who's froufy? YOU'RE FROUFY. what's froufy? i think i need to eat.' is- is this how i sound when i'm tired bc this is how i feel when i'm tired

-evil chimera lady's moon hair clip is pretty and i want one

-i'm loving how the show is really playing up the theme of monsters aren't always monsters and good people are sometimes bad and bad people are sometimes good. the mother of all monsters looks like a really nice lady and seems so invested in the chimera and helping her grow and learn to hunt and she sees the demigods as monsters, people she needs to defend against and stop. in the last episode, it was medusa and how she was a victim, not a monster, and yet she was still willing to kill and that's what made her a monster. 'monster' isn't something you're born as, it's something you become through YOUR OWN CHOICES.

-oooooh that shot of the arch in the puddle gave me literal chills for some reason

-'and it's earthquake proof, so posiedon can't ruin it.' '... nice'

-percabeth scenes >>>>

-the percabeth is percabething and i adore it. like 'oh i never ask for help' 'percy's dying' 'MOM HELP' girl is willing to do anything to save him already :')

-i literally gasped when he did the sword switcheroo PERCY WHY

-THAT CLIFFHANGER. illegal i tell you i was so mad i want another episode immediately.

-WE GET TO SEE ARES NEXT EPISODE ALKJDGHAV

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #oooooohhh i get it now #i didn't much ship percabeth just bc when i read the books i was like 7 #but I GET IT NOW #I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT TUESDAY #also i never call monster mom lady by her name bc i can't remember if it's spelled achidna or echidna and i don't wanna look dumb on tumblr #too lazy to google it lol

[moregraceful]

a metronome keeping / the slow time of summer

Mike Carlson/MLB Photos via Getty // CBC Sports // Star Tribune // Sharks' Teeth by Kay Ryan // Rob Carr via Getty Images // Bozeman Daily Chronicle // Ecclesiastes: Thirteen-Year Cicada by Marissa Davis // Adam Wainwright in Player's View: Thirteen Pitchers Reflect On The Pitch Clock (FanGraphs) // Getty Images // Lookout Landing // Brief Interval by Cheryl Clarke // Charles Krupa via AP Photo // from obedience [the clock is on time] by kari edwards // from obedience [the clock is on time] by kari edwards // Untitled by Kaylyssa Quinn

#fuck the pitch clock all my homies hate the pitch clock #and if you fuck with the pitch clock all my homies hate you TOO #remember that time joey bart had to call multiple timeouts bc camilo doval kept running down the clock? that #baseball #DON'T take this seriously #losing my MIND #the reason there are no image links is bc i stole all of them off google images and almost every single one had to convert from webp #all my homies hate webp too 🤙 #people: there should be more baseball web weaving :) me: i agree!! look what i made :D people: not like that #kasper creations

[marc--chilton]

you just know they had to make up a reason for wilson to be away for house's infarction because if he was there things would have been different

#house md #better? maybe. but not necessarily #because even the best outcome here isn't exactly wonderful #because either way house was coming out of that ordeal disabled and that even without pain #would change him from whatever he was like before #i want to be very clear i do not believe in sunshine and roses here it's just not in the cards for house md #i do not know what sort of change wilson's presence would bring but i know it would be SOMETHING #like would he have backed house up for the bypass thing?? would he have argued with stacy?? #ough. isn't there one thing in house's records that lists wilson as both his doctor and next of kin #or something. i saw that once i'm sure #i'm getting off track i was trying to google that for so long i don't even remember the point i was trying to make