KOJIMA AND JODRAN PEELE????
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'Aziraphale enters the immaculately decorated renovation project he calls home with his lover'
Aziraphale: Darling-'He coughs'-Crowley, I have returned
'The plants jiggle their welcome'
Crowley from above a ladder, watering his latest creation: You're early
Aziraphale: The book Nina suggested was quite short, then conversation appeared to take a detour unto everyone's...personal matters.
Crowley: Regarding?
Aziraphale represses a blush as he mutters: Her interest toward our...
'Crowley twirls his hand to motion the angel hurry up'
Aziraphale: Her interest toward the groups romantic entanglements.
Crowley: Always took Mary as the local gossip, surprise, surprise-
Aziraphale: --We don't make love, Crowley
'The blunt explosion of hesitant verbiage causes the demon's breath to sharply form a bolder in his lung'
Crowley as he brings a fist to his aching chest: Bloody hell--
Aziraphale: I--I'm sorry. But it's true. That's what we were discussing
Crowley: Sex, you mean the group were discussing sex
Aziraphale: Oh don't make it sound so...crass.
Crowley: Sex is crass, it's physical debauchery's most concentrated form
Aziraphale: No it isn't! Well, not the way Charlotte and her husband do it.
Crowley: Charlotte Flemming? The Fisherman's wife.
Aziraphale: They make a special event, with candles and music!
Crowley grins to himself: And silk sheets?
Aziraphale: With food, dancing, they use their bodies to express themselves.
Crowley: Pretty sure she expresses herself with everybody--
Aziraphale: How dare you! She is a good woman! Pure of heart!
Crowley: Not what I've heard--
Aziraphale: Well she tells me--the group, that she and Reg make love regularly! And schedule time for each other!
Crowley: Do we not schedule time for one another?
Aziraphale: I didn't say that--I--I just...want you to make love to me...
Crowley: ...Didn't catch that last part
Aziraphale: I want you to make love to me, Crowley...please
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[jigsaw voice]
Hello, Lieutenant. In front of you are two of the most important people in your life. Your son-figure, Mark Heathcliff, and your best friend, Dave Lee. They are dressed completely identically, and cannot speak to you. You must figure out which is which. If you do not figure out which is which before the timer runs out, the Alternate locked in the closet will be released and will Get You.
Live or die, Lieutenant Davis, make your choice.
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Neil gaiman I swearrr you listened to all of us about not queer baiting aziraphale and crowley BUT YOU DID IT IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE HELLO
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I FINALLY GOT TO HEAR ”LITTLE DHAMPIR“. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, YOU HEAR ME?
COMPLETE.
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I'm just gonna leave this here for your enjoyment.❤️❤️❤️
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"Cas was gonna be there"
-Misha #1 Cas Fighter Collins
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ARMORED CORE IS FUCKING BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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