#I can’t even-

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

HOLY SHIT

I THINK I’M GONNA SCREAM

I sent an email to John Watson’s e-mail (from Sherlock & Co), not really expecting a reply (at most a small shoutout) BUT HE DID REPLY

EXTENSIVELY

ANSWERING MY WHOLE BLURB OF INFORMATION I SENT HIM

I’m just gonna add a screenshot down here (the first one is my initial e-mail, the second one the response)

#sherlock bbc #sherlock & co #john watson #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom #aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh #i can’t even- #johnlock

[miceenscene]

making memes at work to fight thru the pain of NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING FINISH THIS GD BOOK

#guild hunter #plot important lint was my favorite bit #the rest emotionally devastated me #I can’t even- #Raphael x Elena #guild hunter series #archangel’s prophecy #nalini singh

[girlmythlegend]

This is hilarious 😭

#I’m dying cackling #I can’t even- #adam cole #rodrick strong #aew dynamite

[thisischaostalking]

Three things... i wanted three things

Vegas taking care of pete

Vegas feeding pete

Vegas calling pete a good boy

BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT TO GET ALL THOSE IN ONE EPISODE SPECIALLY NOT THIS ONE AND THAT LEFT ME PHYSICALLY DAMAGED

#vegaspete #kinnporsche #biblebuild #i can’t even- #i mean how am gonna- #there’s nothing left for me-

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

That was the ending???!!!!

I am this close to loosing it right now!!!!

*but your fingertips are touching*

Exactly!!!!!

#bloodmarked #that ending??? #i can’t even- #how do you even expect me to wait for the next book??? #aaahhhh #whaaat?!!! #miss Tracy Deonn pls #legendborn #the legendborn cycle

[bayleymania]

We can like many wrestlers, we can be in love with many wrestlers, but there’s one… there’s always one that we know they own our heart. No matter what. We are ride or die with them.

#aew #wwe #Okay but mine is Punk actually #I’ve been in love with that man for more than 10 years… he just means so much to me #I can’t even- #*SIGHS* #lexie speaks

[ivy-pendragon]

When will this stupid rivalry end Christ are you listening to meeee

#Robby Keene #Miguel Diaz #cobra Kai #stop #it’s turning old #go to soon to be sibling therapy #i can’t even- #STOP PHYSICALLY FIGHTING

[filipchytil]

You can tell how long Canes fans have been fans when they say the Rangers were trying to “steal the storm surge”.

Hate to break it to you, the Rangers started the ‘saluting of the fans’ back in 2005.

#nyr #nhl #I can’t even-

[c-nan]

It’s soooo funny how people like to bash and hate on Amber Heard and call her a liar for “faking evidence” and “lying” about her abuse, then turn around to real honest to god evidence of Johnny Depp texting someone about wanting to “drown her before we burn her. I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead,” and say “oh but at least he was honest about it and owned up to it 🥺🥺 and at least he was honest the whole time 🥺 and he wasn’t actually going to do that🥺 saying and doing are two different things 🥺🥺🥺” ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LIED MULTIPLE TIMES (x)(x)(x) and not to mention he’s legally a wife beater 😐

#I’m sorry I’m just so angry #how can anyone actually really support him #i can’t even- #rant #I’m not gonna tag it bc I want to minimize any interaction on this post I just needed to rant #(tag the trial) #but if anyone needs me too I definitely will #abuse tw #domestic abuse tw #i just got angry at the amount of people I considered friends who are filling d*pp #following*

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :) #Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine?? #Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS??? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[britcision]

Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

#food tips #food #usually pork #you can’t just fry pork plain #it’s fucking boring #no #even just the tiniest bloop of teriyaki #a teaspoon of lea and perrins #or my preferred bastard mix: honey garlic honey mustard teriyaki bbq lea and perrins #leave it in that bitch overnight #i did a 48 hour marinade once and OH MY FUCKING GID #i wish i had energy to do it every day

[thisischaostalking]

Is it just me or do we all have busy Saturdays

Like i be chilling the whole week AND SUDDENLY THERE IS SO MUCH SHIT TO DO ON SATURDAY LIKE JUST LET ME WAIT FOR MY NEW EPISODE IN PEACE.

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #biblebuild #fandom ships #i can’t even-

[cafffine]

you need to listen to Bruce Springsteen’s live albums not just his studio stuff because his crowd work has three modes it’s either “Clarence you should walk me on a leash” or “one time I fell down the stairs and I still think about it….do you still think about it?” or “this songs for my dad who only loved me sort of which was worse than not at all. he’s not in the crowd tonight. or maybe he is. if you see him please god tell me.” and before anyone can react to any of that he’s hootin and hollerin and Clarence Clemons is doing things with a saxophone that are now illegal in more than 15 US states

#the speech he gives in the middle of growing up from the 75 live album …………. #I can’t even listen to it anymore it makes me rip my skin off #*the 75 live album that released in 86 #bruce springsteen #double shot

[transmultiphobia]

“We need more weird queer people” Y’all can’t handle 90% of the ways multigenders label their sexualities

#this was originally gonna say ‘yall can’t even handle sapphilleans’ #then i considered using male/female lesbians or male sapphics or gaybians #then i thought about using het gays #but then i realized what they all have in common and combined them all into one. #multigender #bigender #nonbinary #genderfluid #enby #trans #genderqueer #polygender #xenogender #sapphillean #gaybian #lesboy #transunity #trans unity #transmultiphobia #red speaks

[ultravioletness]

I’ve been making gay knights (and ladies) collages on my phone at work

(Part two)

#gay knights #knight x knight #knightcore #medievalcore #pre raphaelite #john william waterhouse #haz asked me to post them #these are in the order that I made them and it’s not even all of them…. #I’ve been having feelings.. about knights and all of that #i can’t tag all the painters I don’t remember them all #the app I used is the one in the watermark #for all your phone background needs #that was my initial goal and then it spiraled out of control #hold on let me add some more silly tags