#I do pay my share of the bills tho

[yellowymellon]

I've always assumed each umbrella to be a stellaron hunter but did we ever get confirmation that there are only 4 ? By my logic there would be 2 extra ones (two ppl in the distance I'm not sure we should count)

Also idc what anyone says it's not a theory it's my delusion that believes the cat is elio 100%

Why do I believe that? Cuz stellaron hunters are basically the akudama drive's plot! A bunch of criminals are assembled to do the bidding of talking high technology artificial cat who's being controlled by (spoilers but if ykyk - it's similar) and in exchange they get paid :3

#who's ur fav stellaron hunter? mine is stelle :p \jjjj #love stelle tho #all i know is that if i was elio id find SW first cuz she does lots of carrying #we already have 3 who can punch #but do u think stellaron huntering is a full time job? #u gotta pay the bills somehow #nah elio is rich cuz he's white and blond not trying to stereotype but- #if i like em and they're blond know that they're automatically rich i don't make the rules i'm cursed to be materialistic against my will T #but like both blade and kafka are 100% loyal to elio do u ever think he was like #“can't keep dispatching them i need someone else to share the burden” #and boom sam joined the party #would be embarrassing if i'm wrong abt everything 💀 #honkai star rail #hsr

[bladeofthestars]

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#currently having one of those shits you have to get naked for #curled over the toilet and yelling as quietly as possible #hopefully whatever this is is out of my system before i have to go to lessons tomorrow #would hate to have to call off #i've been pretty consistent about my practice and would like to actually get good at it #also excited to go out for a latte tomorrow and put the lavender flowers i just bought in it. they smell super pungent so should be good #would also like to write or draw sometime soon #have mostly just been playing videogames with my SO when they're home and various homemaking stuff or piano practice when they're not #we desperately need to move out of here which means i need a job which aaaaaaa #i have desperately fucking needed this break after how that place was treating me #hoping to get a work from home job again to make moving easier #also would like to not burn through my entire savings but ey whaddaya gonna do sometimes ya know? #between med bills student loans keeping gas in my car groceries car insurance and whatever the fuck else life throws my way #my decently sized savings will likely dwindle fast #my partner is currently covering my car insurance but like. i pay significantly more than that amount for our shared groceries #maybe double or triple the monthly cost of my car insurance #and they have like 0 bills except the amount taken out paycheckly to have health insurance #hate ever even suggesting to take up more of the load tho #just awkward to talk about #in any event #here's to hoping for a decent wfh job. it's much easier to take care of the home and myself with wfh.

[4phr0d17e]

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#vent post lol //////////// #i NEED to quit my job its destroying my mental health my emotional stability amd its genuinely putting a lot of strain on my relationship #but. i make like 2k aud a week. and im not paying any rent or bills so most of that goes straight into savings #we're saving for a house we only have tp get through another year anyway and then our visas run out #and if we get through it we'll be able to put a massive downpayment on a house and have a really small mortgage and basically be #chill financially for the rest of our lives. (i hope). but we have to get through it first #idk idk idk like is it actually worth it? yes obviously its worth it we're gonna be able to buy a house #but is it worth it? #it genuinely might not be #but idek what we'll do for a living when we move to europe and idek if i want to live in the country we're planning to move to #so i should have as much money behind me as possible when i get to that point to make it easier #but its destroying me. i hate it i hate it i hate it #i work 10-12hr days 5-6 days a week. outdoors. manual labour #and the main reason we save so much is bc we choose to live year round in the onsite accomodation they have for seasonal workers #most ppl stay onsite a bit but have homes in the area they go back to at the weekend or if they arent working too far away #amd we move sites a lot so we only stay places for a couple months tops #its alright rn bc we're staying at a site we really like that does feel like home (even tho the accom is just as shitty and industrial as #the rest) (well not quite as shitty as some but still . shitty) and we're here alone just me and my fiance #but next week other ppl are gonna come stay here and we'll probably be sharing the hut with 1 of them. our best guess is itll be #this one dude who is like . nice and all but hes like 65 years old. and i dont want to share a house with anyone apart from my fiance #especially not a man!!!!! but this is the price to pay for no rent #no privacy no personal space no putting down roots no sense of home no sense of community. no decorating my fucking house #idfk what to do. #delete later

[dante-mightdie]

Ok so I neeeed to know (bc I want to break my own heart) your take on if Simon was laid off and his darling had to step up her own job? Like construction can be pretty seasonal work as it is, depending on where you live, and if there’s a recession it’d be tough to survive layoffs. Blue collar!simon wants to be a provider so bad and even tho he’s not rich, he’s always been able to at least put food on the table and deal with majority of the bills. I see him getting a lil distant and rough out of shame, trying to pick up extra small jobs to make up for it, and creating a dynamic where he and his wifey can’t spend as much time with each other (her bc she’s moved up to full time work and him bc he keeps doing odd jobs at odd hours).

fuck it we angst

I really believe this would be the cause of a rough patch in your relationship with him. he's a very proud man, prides himself on being independent and being able to take care of his woman

so when he was suddenly in a position where he couldn't take care of you, he got lost in his own head. was suddenly very insecure about his role in your relationship. there was a dynamic between the two of you that had been there since day one of your relationship and it worked. so, when that dynamic suddenly shifted and you were working full time and paying a majority of the bills, he felt lost. like he has no meaning

what's even worse is that simon was so used to having you there, waiting for him at home with a hot meal and open arms whenever he had a bad day but now he comes home/wakes up to an empty house

and when you come home stressed from all the extra hours that you're working, it causes quite a few arguments. mainly to do with the house being messy, or dinner not being made

I mentioned in a previous post that bluecollar!simon used to do shady shit to get money before he met you and it got me thinking that if he got desperate enough, he'd go back to those old ways. just until he got another stable, permanent job

but in the meantime, he'll do what he needs to do to get you both through this

the lack of personal time and intimacy between the two of you takes a toll to. leads to petty insults and low-blows during pointless arguments. which in turn leads to sleepless nights as he grabs a pillow and sleeps on the couch, leaving you to cry alone in your usually shared bed

and on the rare occasion that you both have time to fuck, its quick and messy and rough. hair pulling, bite marks and scratching to let out that frustration as you use each others bodies as a distraction from the underlying issues in your relationship

#mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost #cod mw2 #simon riley #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #bluecollar!simon

[tiyoin]

Taking a step back from twisted singer reader (I'll be back). I really want to expand/give origins ideas to the group chat(s?). Like how reader got the phone, how they got added and other things. Btw love who added that

With that said I'm starting a new agenda: ✨Grandfather Mozus Trein :D✨ Everyone knows that Crowley is *cough* neglectful & irresponsible *cough* always there for his students and never once put himself first 🤠. I feel like reader low-key reminds Trein of Anastasia (red hair) ya know? Maybe it's how reader plays with their hair when they start getting bored or the doodles on the written exams. All these little habits they share. Just an old man missing his family.

Someone has to be a responsible adult for reader and who else is better then a father with so much wisdom. He knows Yuu has a way of communicating and protecting himself so he isn't as concerned ,but poor reader can't do that to save their life :(

So I can see Trein giving them(mostly reader) a phone (B4 book 4). It's nothing new or special; it has an old blue case with a fading pattern and skuffs. The best part about it is Trein paying the bill. The wallpaper is changed to Grimm napping tho

It's kinda an unspoken rule that reader keeps it for the most part. With Yuu and all the things he tends to get into it would last a week if he was lucky.

More then likely the only numbers in the phone are Aduce/ maybe the other first years and Trein ,but I don't really see any of them be texters tbh. So not much coming in. Maybe a few homework questions??

As for apps a see maybe 2-ish games 👁️👄➖

Over all, it's just a classic antisocial person's phone. Until Cater finds out. Next time Yuu has the phone Carter tells him what should be added and how to #sign up for them. And Yuu being the person he is asks "Cater how do I help my introvert make friends?" Cater being the #helpful upperclassmen is he downloads the app and sends the invite.

The app they use is probably the twst discord. I think that's the only social idia has/honestly uses Some of them has like a cover for the icon. Like no one can know they use that app for whatever reason.

Everyone besides reader kinda knows what account belongs to which person. To add a bit of anonymous(ness?). Cuz no way would reader give her honest opinion about Rook or someone else if she knew that they themselves/close friends are in the chat.

Imagine if one of the guys that reader doesn't get along with ends up being one of reader's close/safe online friend. Like idk if you know who Aphmau is but she has a Minecraft roleplay PDH (don't judge me plss) where Aph and Aaron don't like each other irl but are really close online friends.

I'm sorry if my asks tend to be all over the place. I get sided tracked a lot and end up spacing out every 10 works. This was written between 3-5ish am. Also 👉👈 I think the reason we're on the same brain wave is cuz we're air signs.

Also thank you for liking/replying to my ask/yapping ☺️ it's means a lot to me

I've been waiting to get a Mac charger just to answer this ask🤭

GRANDFATHER TREIN IS SOMETHING I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED BUT GLAD I GOT

because we always see crewel v crowley for custody over yuu.

but I defiantly agree with you that trein would see one of his daughters; especially anastasia in reader. whether it's by a few habits they both share, or how they're sometimes second fiddle to their more out going companion. but trein can see reader's life falling into shambles the more they're in twisted wonderland, the more they're isolated, and it kills him as both a father and educator.

and believe it or not, he cares about his students. they may not think so and curse him in the hallways, but they'll be thanking him in years to come, they always do (he prides himself in that, and the line of students he has at reunions telling him they're the best teacher they ever had.)

so maybe he pulls reader aside after class, ofc he can tell how tense they are, how nervous they are... especially by how intense their eye contact is, a little creepy but trein understands. he tells them to sit down in a chair he magically spawned as he flicks his head at lucien. who is all too glad to use you as a chair. he can see reader visibly relax as they're testing the water's with the temperamental feline, but trein starts talking.

he wants to help them, as he wouldn't be doing his job as an educator if he just stood by and watched you struggle. how he would have failed the pledge he made to crowley and himself if he let one os his students fall under the radar in favor for his smarter ones.

yes that should sting but it's the truth, and to no fault of your own. you obviously had... less than stupor teaching before this, and you have to catch up on a decades worth of stuff due to your... situation. and he is willing to help you during both lunch hours and free period. he also recommends student tutors for this and is willing to work out some kind of deal between you and the tutors. he wants to see you succeed. not just to prove he can turn a pumpkin into a carriage, but because you deserve it.

maybe you're not so much like his biological daughter, but like his step daughter. the one with a soul of diamond but a heart of glass. and if reader ever needs someone trustworthy (and he emphasizes this) that isn't actively split-dying their hair in their thirties or prances around with a bird mask then he is always open.

no matter how burdenous they feel relying on him, or if they think the matters are silly. he will tell it to them straight. he also suggests talking to cater diamond of heartslabyul, that if anyone can help you make friends, its that chatterbox.

dont even try to refute it cause trein AND lucien will be sporting you an unimpressed look.

but I swear to everything cater has a fucking NOSE- a sniffer if you would for introverts. or he has mastered chenya's invisibility spell and over heard your conversation because- I AGREE WITH YOU- yuu would 100% ask cater to help his little ol' introvert make friends.

so he seeks them out, grabs their phone while chatting away, and downloads 'magi cord' dw yuu is there too. cater even goes a step further and adds his contact to their phone because 'tehe he has the elusive reader's number and no body else does! #1inamillion #hewon! #he'sgonnaextrovertsohardit'llmakeyourheadspin 😼

but later that night you're fighting to go on the app when cater sends you a link, the second message he sends you (with 'hey hey! it's your fav upper classmen cay-cay here!' with an obnoxious amount of emojis, being the first)

it's a link to a magi cord group chat called; raven of secrets. (or smthn idk, I pulled that out of my ass) and he explains that the whole point of that group chat is to remain anonymous. there's a handful of members from different dorms and that's all you're supposed to know.

they talk about gossip, homework, assignments etc. the more he talks about it the more it sounds like a secret society. but nonetheless, you join.

and all hell breaks loose 🤭

personally I think that only a few people know who is who in the chat group. like the organizer because they gotta make sure everyone who has the link is an nrc student. and obviously there's a few friends who gave other people the link or joined together. but there's also active polls where people debate who is who.

just so it gives them the extra comfort of anonymity.

IMAGINE SOME ADMITS TO STALKING POOR READER AND IT TURNS INTO A THRILLER AHHHH (everyone knows who rook is. not because of his French, but because of his detailed posts)

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NO CAUSE I WAS ALSO AN APHMAU FAN HAHAHAH I used to eat her role plays up. but watching them now... they're super cringe and I can barely watch an episode of phoenix drop high 😭

and dont even worry about it 'being all over the place because I am literally like that and it's so fun being able to bounce all over the place hehe

AND YAY ANOTHER AIR SIGN😽

#mel <3 #twisted anxiety 🌀 #tiyoin 🔎 #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #tiyoin’s cuties 。 ඞ 。 #twisted wonderland #twst

[mikalame]

heyy !! can you do headcannons of how it would be if you’ve been tom’s celeb crush since he was like 14 and then at an award show when u guys are 16 you meet?😋

My celebrity crush

Bill had been doing toms head in all day while they were at band practice, he had just wanted to come home, sit down mabey even take a nap but nooo bill just had to keep talking.

Tom walked down the stairs with a glare on his face, he just wanted bill to shut up for once, bill had started screeching again about something but before tom could tell him to shut up again his ears picked up a name.

"___ _____"

You have been toms favourite celebrity since he could put names to faces, he had posters on you stapled around his side of the room he shares with bill.

Tom bolted down stairs once he finished thinking pushing bill off of the couch and sitting in his spot, he grabbed the remote and turned to volume up not wanting to miss a moment of what ever you were saying

"Hey To-" "shut up bill" tom interrupted, waving his face in front of bill face eyes never parting from the screen, "Bu-" "BILL IS SAID SHUT UP" He yells, bill just had to talk when you were gosh. "MOMMMM" bill yells, tom cant even be bothered to make a face or say anything only causing a fit when the T.V gets unplugged.

Tom runs up to the shared room locking bill out, as the younger boy pounded on his door tom could only look at one of your posters, he whispers

"We will meet, i promise"

TIME SKIP

"AND THE BEST TEEN OF 2005 IS..... ___ ____!" the awards person yells into the speaker holding up the award, cheers and applause are echoing though the hall as they all turn to the girl as she walks down the aisle.

"Tom look" Georg says taking the headphone out of the boys ear, turning his head to the girl walking down to collect her award. Tokio hotel wasn't nominated for the award but they still went to get some publicity.

Tom immediately recognised the girl her h/c flowing nice down her back the dress she was wearing matched with the shoes she had on as she walked on the stage, shaking hands with the guy a she give a speech.

He wasn't paying attention to what you were saying all the words just seemed to be muddled together, the way you look so put togther made tom's feelings for you to rush up and paired with the teasing from the others made his face go bright red, causing him to hide his face in his hands.

When he get the courage to look up again, scared you will be gone if he doen't look back quick enough, you and him make complete eye contact, though you keep talking while looking at him a smirk and slight blush creeping over your face.

When you step down and walk back to your seat, you look at him again smiling oh-so sweetly before sitting down whisper talking to the people around you.

Before he can register what happend he was getting pulled up by bill and dragged out with the others.

"Whoa, were we going, what happened" he gasps as he trys to straighten his walk "Were rushing to the after party, try get some more publicity, you can go talk to ___ tho" he teases before walking off he he turns around "lets hope she forgets about you turning into a tomato" he laughs.

Tom rolls his eyes at his brother as he squishes past the bodys filing through the door, he gets to the bar and orders a coke and redbull, sitting on the stool he looks over the peopels heads

he sees Georg chatting up some bloak with a beer in his hand, laughing about something, Gustav playing poker with some broad shouldered guy, and bill having an interview with some lady.

"Hey, Tom Kaulitz right" he hears a familar voice next to him, turning his head he did not exspeact to see ___, right away his eyes went wide as he stutters out an answer

"Oh-uhm y-yeah" He thinks about what he just said critisizing everything about it "Oh its nice to meet you im pretty sure yk who i am so no need for that ahah" she jokes taking the seat next to the boy.

While she oreder a drink, tom just stares at her he cant belive that ___ is sitting, talking or even breathing the same air as him right now.

"So Tokio Hotel, right hows it in the music indrusty?" she asks sipping her drink through the straw they gave her "Oh yeah its okay pretty slow at the moment" he answer trying to be a tad bit more serous "oh yeah" she relipes

The two spent the rest of the evening talking ,laughing and making jokes about everything together she had even put her hand on his shoulder a couple of times, making toms face blushing causing her to start giggling.

She flips open her phone to check the time and gasps when she sees it 1:00am "Oh shit i got to go, i guess time does fly by when your having fun, Oh tom could i get your number" she asks casually as she rummages through her bag looking for some money to pay the tab.

Tom stutters out an answer and hands her back the phone after typing in the pin "Okay well thanks for a great night tom, hope to see you soon" she says before giving him a kiss on the cheek, blending into the crowd when he looks back.

"Wow, dreams come true huh tom" bill says standing next to him a smug expression on his face

"Oh shut up bill" He groans

Hope you likeee

taglist @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley @saumspam @adissonsss

#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz #georg listing #gustav schäfer #tom kaulitz imagines

[jazzsonly]

ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ

pairing(s): jenna ortega x stem!singer!reader

warning(s): none. (i mean ig you can count kehlani as a faceclaim?? nr i j didn’t feel like blurring the face.)

summary: ❝ Yeah, you know I tried to stop

Yeah, you know I tried

I tried to give you a little less of my time ❞

masterslist.

part two. part three. part four. coming soon!

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last night, y/n y/l/n made her appearance at the oscar’s. she walked the red carpet and was seen mingling with a few friends, it seemed to be a normal event for the star…but the after the event is where things took a turn. the star was filmed in the back of venue, seemingly sharing a heated discussion with a pap before swinging on the man.

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arms crossed, you moved your body lightly side to side, swaying the rolly chair you were seated that was placed across your manager, publicist, and agent who were all on the opposite side of the meeting room table.

through your dark shades you could see mia, your agent, nervously chewing on her lip, for someone in the business she was never really good in under pressure situations. then there was your publicist, julia, who had the bitchy face and attitude to match with it. she always liked to make a point she was not happy.

no wonder all three of your husbands left you. you thought but you knew better than to say it.

lastly, there was you manager, robert, who dramatically had his head in his hands, while exhaling and inhaling extra loudly to let you know he was not happy.

“i don’t see why i have to apologize.”

with squinted eyes, rob looks up at you with a death glare. “because this is a bad image.”

“the public isn’t dumb tho’ they’ll know i don’t mean it. so why waste the time i could be spending in the studio or better yet, living my life.”

“it doesn’t matter if they believe it or not, and it damn sure doesn’t matter if you mean—it’s about the image.” this time, julia had something to bite.

behind your shades, your eyes rolled. “i have a perfectly fine image.”

“you? perfect image?” rob sarcastically laughs in your face.

“need i remind you, you’re the same person, who just last month got so drunk that you publicly urinated in a mop bucket and yelled ‘fuck bill clintion.’ you’ve never even met that man.”

mia nods in agreement, “you need to apologize, y/n. and you need to control your anger, it’s getting out of hand.”

“i don’t need to do shit! i’m the one who pays your bills! i make the money around here!”

“you sound like a brat!”

“yeah? julia, you’re fired! fuck you.”

rob, stands up, throwing his hands up in a stop motion. “ok, enough! julia and mia please give us the room for a minute.”

they all share a look, julia looking back at you with a devilish glare. (you giving her the same stare.)

once the two ladies exit the room, rob paces for a minute, giving himself time to collect him emotions.

“y/n, i’ve been managing you since you were fifteen years old….you’re twenty-three now, i’m gonna need you to act like it.”

this time you stand up, “rob, that pap had it coming!”

“don’t give me that, you deal with paparazzi everyday. i know this about jenna and seeing her with that guy last night.”

clenching you jaw, you look away silently.

“i’m sorry that happened, kid. i know it hurts and—“

“you don’t know shit, rob. that pap just annoyed me, that’s all. meeting dismissed.”

you harshly grab your phone from the table and move around it to exit the door, despite rob’s protest and julia asking where you were going you kept marching down the halls of your label.

“have a nice—“

“yeah, you too.” you cut off the receptionist as you continue out the front, glass doors where a black car awaited for you, with your usual driver standing outside of it.

“hey sean.” you utter to the smiling man as he shuts the door behind you, and making his way to the driver’s side.

“so where to, kid?” the man adjusts the rearview mirror to get better look at you.

licking your lips, you think for a second before pulling out your phone and going to the messages app.

can i come over?

don’t let the paps see you.

“drop me at jenna’s.”

“you got it.”

you utter a bland ‘thanks’ while laying your head against the tinted window.

━━━👩🏽‍💻i guess you can call this a ‘prequel’

#sam carpenter #tara carpenter #ethan landry #ghostface #mindy meeks martin #scream six #sam carpenter x you #sam loomis #scream #jenna ortega #writingofn #jenna ortega x y/n #jenna ortega x you #scream 6 #amber freeman #jenna ortega x reader #tara carpenter x female reader #sam carpenter x female reader #tara carpenter x reader #sam carpenter x reader

[munsonology]

Sugar Daddy! Eddie who just happens to meet you. You're a waitress at some restaurant and he gives you a hard time. Eddie is joking but he has a bit of a bite to his tone. He's expecting you to blubber and apologize like everyone else does when he snaps (he isn't typically a dick, but sometimes his social cues are off and he can come across as dickish). You immediately give him sass back. He's immediately intrigued, you've got a backbone and you're pretty? Score. Plus, he is 85% certain you were checking him out as he was lead to your table.

Unfortunately, another customer does not appreciate your sass (honestly tho, that customer was an asshole who kept making classist comments and called you trailer trash, which you aren't even sure what that means fully)(Eddie overhears that on his way to the bathroom and immediately knows what that means). Customer complains which is enough for the boss to fire you on the spot. Completely unfairly. You show up early, work your ass off, plus you don't even get to keep all the tips cause Mr Bossman keeps part of them because "you should be lucky you have a job".

You storm out snd Eddie is hot on your heels. He gives you an offer you can't refuse, you do have college to pay for and an apartment. At first, it isnt even anything sexual. He just wants to chat. To talk. To have a companion. Which led to cuddling. Which led to a kiss here and a kiss there. Which led to one heavy make-out session which you realized maybe college wasn't for you cause you could get used to this (this is also the time Eddie cums in his pants and he berates himself for acting like a horny teen, and he thanks every God he knows that you didnt notice).

Of course which leads to Eddie buying you lingerie *he already bought you many things and part of you wanted to refuse because you don't want his pity money you want to earn your money...on the other hand you want to be spoiled*. Which of course you model. Which of course ends in a photo session of you modeling the lingerie. And when Eddie has to go away to check in on one of his record stores, you're a little sad. But you're also a minx and just text him to open his camera roll to the hidden folder (the one where you have to put a pass code in). Eddie is confused cause he had 0 clue that was a thing.

He texts you asking for the code. You respond "its what I want to do with you." Before he can respond you say "it starts with a f". He types in the numbers that would correspond with the word fuck and he's immediately hard. Not only is there more pics of you modeling the lingerie, but one with you fingering yourself, and a video of said fingering where you are moaning his name and when you come you squirt. He's booking the next flight to you

Oh my word!!!!!!! Anon you’ve read my mind!!! I’m writing this in the grocery store 😭😭 thank you for sharing this!!! Inspirational!!

Cw: daddy kink, sugar daddy, cum eating, dom/soft dom eddie

Before you get fired there’s a couple weeks where he comes in everyday at the same time and sits in your section just to banter with you. He leaves a great tip which is always welcome.

So when he offers to take care of you in return for companionship. You’re hesitant at first but when the bills start piling up you call him. He immediately deposits your first payment for just coming over. $10,000, he kinda feels at fault for getting you fired. He has a contract drawn up by his personal attorney just to make sure that everything done is on your terms.

And he’s starting to really like you, beyond the 4 walls of the contract. You’re starting to fall for him too. He’s kind and gentle with you, more what any man your own age has ever done. He’s compassionate and sweet. He takes you out to dinner to tell you he doesn’t want the contract anymore. He wants to really be with you and it’s what you want too.

You’re wearing the fancy lingerie he bought for you. When he drives through garage of his penthouse in the city, he stands behind you as you admire the view of the city. He peels the straps of your dress from your shoulder, exposing your tits to the skyline. He grabs them in his hands and you keen into him 😭 his hands are so big and his rings are pinching your nipples!!!

And he lifts your dress up to see you aren’t wearing any fuckin panties!!! You’re so wet he can see the stain on the silk dress. He’s like “I’ll fill your skirt with as many dresses as you want baby” and he rips the dress down the middle and hiked it up to your tummy!!!

He gently lays you down on the floor and eats your like a grocery store in the apocalypse!!!! He guides you through orgasm after orgasm until his clothes are soaked and so is the floor 😦

And then he fucks the shit outta you!!!! Because even though he’d like to make love to you he just can’t wait! His cock thrusts in you while he has a hand on your neck and his other hand on your clit “you’re gonna cum when I tell you to princess”

“Yes daddy” you moan

“Who’s pussy is this”

“Yours daddy”

“Who’s ass is this?”

“Mine” you tease and he grips your cheeks, because you’re being bratty and you know he hasn’t fucked your sweet ass yet 😭

“It’ll be mine by morning baby. I know how much you want my cock in your ass. You’ve been hinting at it for weeks. Texting me those little peaches. Don’t worry I’ll split you open real good.”

You mewl and drab his wrist. “Please I want your cock so bad daddy”

“My baby gets what she wants. Open,” he commands and you open your mouth and happily accept the his spit!!!

And he fucks you like that until tears fall from your eyes in pleasure and you’re screaming his name. He pulls out and cums all over your tits and tummy, some landing on your face. You dip and finger in and taste with a little smirk and offer him some!! 🤤😦😦😭

Yeah he’ll make love to you tomorrow night 😭😭😭

Bestie what if Janice is his housekeeper/personal assistant because she practically helped Wayne raise him and she comes in the next morning to see you and Eddie butt naked in the living room 😭😭😭😭 Eddie is a heavy sleeper so you woke up with her standing there and she’s like “I guess you’re a keeper then titmouse” 😭😭😭😭

#eddie munson/reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x female reader #fem reader #eddie munson x black!reader #eddie munson fem!reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x black female reader #sav’s anons #eddie munson/female reader #older!eddie #older!eddie munson #sugar daddy!eddie #sugar daddy!eddie munson #Janice #munsonology #dom!eddie #soft dom!eddie

[fluffypotatey]

Imagine your what? OTP? Also funny that you mention the smell, we need more corpse!Macaque fic, I should write one of those too. I'll go write up a tite and summary for it rn, maybe an outline since my other series needs a bit more effort. But anyways, didn't Macky say SWK was stinky? "Like Wukong doesn't smell enough already." + "I can recognize him by scent." Bud, I love how you haven't forgotten this scent after reviving. No factory reset on that sniffer of yours, lmao? I don't think I hallucinated it, but did the LMK twitter say Macky had an apartment but he didn't pay the bills and got kicked out? hence, homeless wet rat. does he transform into a cat for scraps outside Pigsy's Noodle Shop.

we DO need more corpse!macky 😤 i forget everything that was said but there was a post by @shadowpeachyuri that talks about how we need more corpse!Macky

also: DO PLEASE SHARE THE FIC WHEN YOU’RE DONE!!!

i honestly love fics that explore Macky’s death and how he’s technically not supposed to be here. like in s3, they say that his whole reason for being back is because of a deal he makes with LBD (but that just implies that what was happening to him in the Diyu wasn’t fun. like he was a restless spirit or still being punished 👀👀👀 because why else would a dead spirit agree for revenge centuries/millennia later) also side note: y’all gotta read @cloud-somersault’s fic The Constellations Within Us bc it does a really good job handling the questions behind Macky’s death and resurrection (tho the epilogue focuses on Macky more bc it’s in his POV but the epilogue won’t make any sense without reading the first one)

as for the lmk twt, they may have mentioned that but i’m not on twt much so i can’t confirm that 😔 it does sound like him tho lol

#asks #lmk six eared macaque #yeah i was referencing ‘imagine your otp’ but shadowpeach is already one for me lmao #‘no factory reset on that sniffer of yours?’ ANON I CACKLED 💀 he really said: #i would know him alive. i would know him in death and if brought back. my organs and bones may be suffering but i cannot forget #also macky mooching off of Pigsy is super funny #careful Tang someone else might cake your title #lmk #edit: i’m so sorry. i’m so sorry gumy that when i tried to remember the post all i could remember was yuri & yurious-george

[ltleflrt]

Same same anon,

Thank you for explaining!! I don't always understand the posts, and you're good at explaining things.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled spn/da, lol

You're welcome, and I'm sorry if I'm snippy about it. I'm soooo annoyed.

From the day the first ad turned up on the site, we begged and pleaded for Yahoo and Verizon to give us the option for paid accounts and badges and a merch store. And when Verizon decided to turn off the porn because it made it hard to sell to advertisers, we got louder about it. And Automattic comes along, rescues the site, and implements paid accounts, badges, and a merch store and post blazing, and suddenly they're villains. The exact same people who were begging for paid features are suddenly telling staff to fuck off.

The site HAS improved over the years. Sure, there have been some missteps. The post tipping really set people off, even though it's still around, and as far as I know, no one uses it even tho some blogs have it turned on. The tag search is a fucking joke unless you're on desktop and know how to adjust the search url to only get stuff tagged with what you're looking for. Pretty much nobody likes the Live feature.

But there used to be a time when we had to use complicated html in order to reply to replies! We used to need a browser extension to see tags people left on our posts. We have an instant message system now, instead of replying to each other through the old fanmail function. I hardly ever see people complaining about their asks getting eaten anymore. And Automattic seems open to finding ways for this site to make money other than selling our data, which I think is a MAJOR deal. So I pay for my ad-free, and I buy merch, and I'm going to buy a couple people some crabs on June 29th.

I love Tumblr, and I'm going to support it the same way I do AO3. By opening my wallet when it comes time to pay my share of the bills.

#ltleramblings #reply #anonymous

[melanieph321]

Antony x Reader - Live Without Me (Part 2)

Request 1:   could you do an anthony with a friends with benefits situation? and it's actually him that falls for reader.  

Request 2:   hey, please could you write an antony where he's got a kid with the reader but they've broken up, and he keeps trying to win her back??  

I recived these two request at about the same time. I was so excited. I'm making this into a four part story. I hope you'll like it! ⭐️

Enjoy!

Your life was good.

Four years later and your son was able to walk, talk and think on his own. He was like an atomic bomb in the small apartment that you lived in. He was always running around chasing his own tail. And you, you were good too. The job interview you went to went well. Now you awaited a call from them to tell you that they wanted you. It was a full time job that would allow more security in your life than the way you and your son Lorenzo lived now, relaying on Antony to pay half of your fees.

"Pãi!"

To your son Antony was his hero. And although you admired Antony's consistent weekly visits to see him, his influence on Lorenzo had to stop.

"Zozo!"

He rung the door bell and Lorenzo had rushed past you to open it. How many times had you told him not to do that. What if a stranger would've been at the door? Not many people came to visit you though. Your parents left you to drown after you had Lorenzo, not even bothering to send their grandchild a birthday card every year. And your friends were gone too, gone to university, living a life you never would.

"Y/N, how are you?" Antony entered the apartment with Lorenzo in his arms, the two of them were inseprable.

"Antony." You sighed. "I've told you to call before coming over."

"Sorry." He put down Lorenzo, noticing the slight irritation in your voice. He was set free to roam the apartment again, leaving you and Antony alone in the kitchen.

"I got you this." He said and started digging through his back pocket.

You knew it would be a bundle of money before he even pulled it out. It was Friday and if he had done his job Friday would be pay day for Antony.

"Here, take it." He said, stretching you the bundle of dollar bills.

"I won't be needing it  soon." You said. "I've got a job...or I think they'll call me back. The interview went well."

"That's great." Antony said, placing the bundle of money on the kitchen counter. "I still want to pay my share tho." He said.

Somewhere in the background Lorenzo was heard crashing his toy car into somthing.

You nodded understandingly. "Then maybe you should get a job too."

Antony frowned. "I have a job "

You snorted. "Street fighting is not a job Antony, it's easy money."

The bruises on his face had yet to heal. Antony tried to cover them up for Lorenzo not to see, but sometimes they would be so bad that he could barely hold your son without groaning in pain.

"Well easy money pays the bills doesn't it?"

"You could get hurt." You muttered. "Or worse."

His face, there was a cut in his eyebrow.

"Sit." You said.

Antony did what he was told, taking a seat in a kitchen chair.

You poured some ointment to a cloth and step up to where he sat. He tilted his head allowing you to dab the cloth against his wound.

"Easy." He hissed. The ointment stinged.

"I don't need you to be out there fighting people for money Antony." You cleaned his wound. "I need you to be here for Lorenzo."

"And you?"

You paused.

Antony's gaze was narrow. "I'm not just here for him. I'm also here for you."

"Antony." You sighed. Deep down you would always feel somthing for him but you doubted that it was love. You had been young and dumb during the time the two of you started seeing each other. Antony had been an unexpected thrill in your boring life. But he helped change the course of your future forever and a part of you still resented him for it.

"I think you should go." You said, folding the cloth in your hands.

Antony shook his head but stood. "I'll tell him goodnight and then I'll go."

You nodded. "Okay."

He turned back to you, stopping in the the doorframe. "Y/N?"

"Yes?"

"You're gonna get that job, don't worry."

You smiled "I won't, thank you Antony. "

He left after kissing Lorenzo goodnight.

#fanfiction #manchester utd #manchester united #antony #antony santos #footballer imagine #football imagine #footballer x reader #football angst #football x reader

[torque-witch]

Okay once again it is crunch time! Taxes are due on the 18th and I desperately need some help.

I only had 14k worth of taxable income from last year, so you can imagine why I don’t have any savings - but self employment tax is still very high regardless of your income threshold.

I currently will owe about $1050 in total for taxes + fees.

My husband pays for the bulk of our bills right now and even tho his income was triple mine, it didn’t make that big of a dent into reducing our tax payment overall. Neither of us have savings. I do also have a part time job now, but it only barely if at all covers the bills. Etsy and art sales in general have been very down because we are all struggling with inflation, but I would still appreciate any orders in the meantime.

The sale is 30% off finished statues (this may reduce some by $100), and 15% everything else above $20 excluding custom crochet work. The shop may be closed on the 15th bc that is when the Akron Punk Rock Flea Market is. Klarna is available for $50+. I don’t really want to process orders through Venmo unless it’s a pre-made item as those are harder to keep track of.

Because of this and other reasons, I cannot do custom requests except for what is listed in the shop. I cannot process orders this week so that I can market prep either, so please expect delays. I already have a few custom orders on backlogs, so I can’t accept more.

I do also have a handful of Squishmallows in storage that I’d like to sell, so dm me for info.

Other than that if you don’t want to purchase anything but do want to contribute in some way -

Venmo - @ torquewitch (last four of my phone is 3759)

CashApp - $TorqueWitch

PayPal ONLY if you choose friends and family because they WILL hold sales money for 1-3 months. [email protected]

Please share if you can! I know that everyone has been struggling, but anything helps. Hopefully since I do have a part time job this year, things will stay relatively even after this last hurdle.

And thank you so much for your continued support, however you are able to! This is such an awkward year trying to rebuild and stay afloat and juggle new situations and opportunities. I appreciate just being heard.

If you have any questions please feel free to dm me or message me on Etsy!

Death’s Head Divination

#torquetalks #deaths head divination #witchy shop #witchy shopping #altar decor #witchy altar #altar space #pagan altar #goddess art #Hel goddess #Hel Mary

[disgruntleddemon]

I got my business to help me through the day People I must write to, bills I must pay But everything's so different when night's on its way It's bad, oh, so bad Somehow I'd be doing alright if it wasn't for the nights (If it wasn't for the nights I think that I could make it)

2nd wrapped request challenge drawing! for this one i got Nightpelt/star and 25 (req was from instagram). the song i got for that was If It Wasn't For the Nights by ABBA lmao.

i know the song is about missing someone you're broken up with, but to make it work for Nightstar, i'm thinking have it be after he was exiled w the elders, his anxieties catching up at night. i suppose if you wanted to lean into missing a partner, have somthing with Runningnose X Nightstar. i always think that's a rly endearing ship tbh. mostly tho, it's just supposed to be him outside of the den he shares with the elders, worried about something happening and all his responsibilities

anyways, wrapped requests are still open if anyone's interested!

#warrior cats #my art #Nightstar #Nightpelt #Spotify

[homosapiennns]

LET’S TALK ABOUT MR. SADIK ADNAN AKA UNCLE DILF OF HETALIA

Sadık is an unique name. I never met a Sadık in my life. It means loyal. Adnan is usually a name, not a surname. It’s an old name, people don’t name their sons Adnan anymore. Both names are pretty masculine sounding. “Sadık” is pronounced S, A in dark, Dı is read the same as the word “the”, K is normal. Adnan is pretty easy, all As in our language are the same.

Sadiq is not a real name, we don’t have q in our alphabet. But I understand that people don’t know this so I forgive u guys 😙

Do I like his name? Tbh the first time I’ve seen it I didn’t, but I like it now. I can’t imagine him having a different name.

I have a few headcanons of him!!!

First of all, this man is LOUD. Like he is not shouting obv, but he talks loudly, energetically, and a little fast paced. He is extroverted, he can carry a conversation easily, and I can see him being “the dominant one” in a convo if it makes sense. Like u don’t have to worry about finding a topic bc Sadık naturally finds it.

His voice is deep.

He is friendly, but he doesn’t share his romantic life if it’s not a close friend. I can see him being close w Balkan countries, Bulgaria especially. A lot of Turks came to Turkey from Bulgaria in 50s and 90s (bc yk Ottoman Empire was there) But I think his personal relationship with Balkans doesn’t get affected by foreign policies. Bc fuck governments and politics. Anyways LOL. He is friends with Russia too. I read some RusTur fanfics? I don’t even know the name of the ship but it was fucking hot. He likes Europeans, Germany is his fave, but he isn’t close with them. Greece will have his own section 😉

He lives in Istanbul, in Anatolia side. He just can’t escape this city he loves it so much even tho it’s overpopulated.

He likes fishing like every uncle ever. He falls asleep in front of his TV like every dad. He loves drinking rakı and eating the fish he caught w it. He loves to eat, he has a dad bod. When he’s drinking he prepares the table like this n people go insane for it, also he always pays the meal’s bills. His hospitality has no limits like this man can die of hypothermia if it means his guests are warm and tucked in bed.

He has ZERO drip 😔 he has a beard n a hairy body. Idk why but I can’t rlly imagine him with abs. Maybe Osmanlı (Im gonna use Turkish bc Ottoman Empire is so long bro) had an athletic body, but Mr. Turkey just doesn’t care.

He loveeees cooking. Ok so Turks hate takeouts unless u live alone. If u go to a Turkish household and suggest that u want to order a pizza they will act like u just cursed their entire family. Sadık is the same unless he eats kebap outside bc mmm kebap is yummy.

He is a Muslim, not a hardcore tho, he only practices it in Fridays the same way Christians go to church in Sundays.

LETS TALK ABOUT OSMANLI OMG. So yk Mr. Adnan is friendly softie etc etc. But Osmanlı was different! I think his personality changed after the Turkish War of Independence and the Republic has founded. He had to change himself, we the people had to change ourselves to fit the modern Western world.

But at it’s prime Sadık was crueler, focused on wars and fighting and conquering, making his Empire bigger. He has seen many things. Had to betray, manipulate. He was impatient, cunning, cynical. He was never cold though. I think he was always sincere, like yeah his words hurt but he was telling the truth. I don’t like portraying him evil, like a villain. He doesn’t have a bad heart. He knows how to have a good time if u are his friend.

I think he got THE drip bro. Like his clothes were the most expensive fabrics, sewn by the best tailors.

His sexuality hmmm well 🤔 I think he likes woman but Osmanlı was really gay at that time. Lots of gossips about bisexual Sultans. So I hc him as bi leaning to woman. He loves woman but he bedded many manyyyyy men yk. Especially when he was younger and sexier and he fucked some Sultans with their wives. Like casual not-so-secret threesomes in Has Oda, yeniçeri’s blushing listening outside of their door (Sultan’s main bedroom 😉) he probably wanted to sleep w women in harem too but he couldn’t 😔 no men were allowed inside.

I don’t ship TurGre. I’ve read fics, some I really like, but when I think about it I feel weird and uncomfortable. I like their dynamic as complicated frenemies. Sadık was never a parent to Hera. I think their dynamic was like Romano-Spain. Boss and ??? Child??? I think Hera never did housework though. Humans already did that. When Hera was little, he hated Sadık. But as he spent time w him, he liked him a little bit. Sadık taught him many things, but he never saw him as his “son” or “student” it’s just. It was a land under Osmanlı, and Sadık wanted to know him. He looked after him of course, and he enjoyed his company. Telling him stories, traveling Istanbul, talking philosophy. We all know Hera loves philosophy. I also think they didn’t spend a lot of time anyway, Sadık was too busy.

Today, they pretend to hate each other but they don’t actually hate each other?? Wowneifnifj. It’s like Turkey vs Greece memes. Like they make fun of each other but it’s teasing, it’s not mean, both went through so many things. They both suffered n they understand each other.

AND TURKEY TOUCHES PEOPLE. A LOT. He hugs n slaps n pokes. Hera is used to it. Turks are touchy in general, including men. No boundaries at all. I’m glad Hima put this in the comic :D

That’s all about the Istanbul gentleman 😙✨

#hws turkey #aph turkey #hws greece #too a lil bit c: #hetalia headcanons