#I do this? me? [elevator music]

[marc--chilton]

i think hoffstrahm is like. THE funniest saw ship. one is fucking insane and the other is a serial killer

#saw #they don't infest me like the bathroom boys do but i do think of them sometimes #also all the jokes about strahm just being on coke and shit all the time like #you know the fuckass saw editing when someone's in a trap and everything is spinning and going nuts #that's what i imagine strahm's brain is like #hoffman is just elevator music that is randomly intercut with gymbro hype type beast mode shit #fuck it i guess i'll go ahead and tag them too huh why not #hoffstrahm

[gooboogy]

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#goobarts #commissions #kofi #commission me so i can get a music program and make music again! #if anyone listens to my music PLEASE let me know!! #i made them a while ago in 2018/2019 and i still really like them #i call this genre “that one good 15 sec of a song but repeated forever and ever” #elevator to the 1000th floor #music to zone tf out to #i put the bassa nova one bere bc that seems the most accessible lol #other person favs: gluck (aka the water level) minty. wrong turn. i forgot my keyboard. +. a bunch really #theyre all so good (to Me) #some of them are Bad but they still have very interesting things going on in there #they all have a very special place in my heart #if you listen let me know. where do they take you. where do you go #please feel free to send asks about them lol #i could talk about my music all day tbh #gooboogie #thats my music tag hehe #music #Spotify #im too excited im posting this now!

[capelizabeth]

taylor’s worst sin MUSICALLY is putting the best songs on the deluxe edition because from the bottom of my heart what the FUCK was that???????

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #jack antonoff when i catch you jack antonoff #get AWAY from her #they’re not doing anything interesting together anymore #like i was listening to the regular version and it was like this is goddamn elevator music #like god this might be worse than midnights even #the only songs that stuck out to me were loml and the smallest man who ever lived #i can do it with a broken heart was pretty fun and i did like the florence feature #but daddy i love him is quite literally one of her worst songs ever i’m so serious #not just bc it’s about ratty healy it’s so bad #i was giving the album maybe a 6.5/10 then i got to the 2am tracks #with loml and tsmwel rating a lot higher but still #but god aaron CARRIED these 2am tracks #the theme is still there but it’s like a completely different album it’s so much better #why is it like this???? #who’s idea was this???? #bc the main album kinda sucks #jack antonoff ur dead to me #i need relisten and get some sleep before i have a ranking #bc rn i do think the 3am tracks did fall off a get a little dreary towards the end #anyway it’s 3am i need to go to bed #ellie chats

[mossflower]

did you guys know that iphones have a background noise function for when you’re wearing headphones. this is a fucking game changer

#it even works when you’re listening to music!! i can have rain sounds playing behind my playlists!! this fucking rules #i wonder if it works with youtube videos let me go check #it does!! literally this has made my day #am currently dying in bed so it’s elevated a pretty cool discovery to life changing information #cos like. all i’m doing is listening to stuff and watching stuff

[meatsouuuuup]

it is yearning for tap hours

#when i was in middle school my school did mary poppins for the musical and as an ensemble girlie i got to be a tap dancing chimney sweep #and it was so fun and the teacher said i picked it up really fast and was doing pretty good for someone with no prior experience #and there were like 5 of us who got to go up onto elevated surfaces and guess which tiny eleven year old got to do that #during one of the shows the stage crew forgot to lock the set piece i was on and i nearly fell but i somehow managed to avoid a crisis??? #to this day i’m not sure how #but anyways #after that the teacher in charge always put a tiny tap section in one song of each show #one year it was like 8 people and the next it was 4 #different people each year except for me #and after i graduated middle school she stopped doing that #i still haven’t ever had any tap lessons and i haven’t done it since then at all but it was so much fun and i really miss it #would love to get lessons one day #also that teacher was so cool she was my english teacher in eighth grade and we read romeo and juliet and she taught us to stage sword fight #i also did stage crew for the middle school musical when i was in high school and she let me have cameos

[witchblade]

i think you can have a non-singing type kpop group if you actually do something with the specific members and the group itself has character... i just think a non-singing type group with music and styling and presence that literally any other group could pick up and no one would notice is so boring and such a waste of everyones time

#like i do love a singer i think being able to carry a tune will immediately elevate any song #and having For Real singers as rare as it is will having me listening to some real dogshit music if im honest #but its not like pop (vague genre) was built on For Real singers it was at least partially built on Characters that can singtalk on the bea #t. the beat.

[silkjade]

it’s 3am so please enjoy my favorite painting in the world while i reflect introspectively in the tags thank u ♡

day and the dawnstar by herbert james draper

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #/// #this is meant to be like elevator music for the dash while you scroll past #…………….. #i love selfshipping it's vry fun but sometimes when i think about it too much or rather when i think about any scenario at all #i'm always like i want so and so to do this and this and this but when asked what i'd do for them it's like hitting a blank ) : #and i can’t help but feel as if i’m being…. selfish…. #selfish in the sense that i can so easily accept the love i crave but i don’t know if i'd be able to give the same back? #and this bleeds into my real life becus i suppose i just don't know how to make someone feel loved like... #i’m not even half as affectionate irl as i may seem online & i don’t have a cute or particularly loving personality. #the words i say aren't warm ; ironically they make me sound disingenuous lmao no matter how much i practice my cadence #& idk why it’s so difficult for me to imagine myself doing like.. domestic things for anyone without cringing at the alien nature of it #not becus there's something wrong with that but i just can't see ME doing anything like that and i just think 'what is wrong with me' becus #it's one of the simplest and purest forms of love i think ; \ idk maybe i've just never loved anyone enough like that... #but then i feel so..bad...because the real me is so apathetic boring cold #& not to make things sound transactional but why would someone want to stay if what they invest produces lackluster results ? #like omg ! even i can tell that it's totally unfair i'd feel like a leech #even in the painting above draper the painter says: 'to faint in the light of the sun she loves / to faint in his light and to die' #iz so me yearning 'n then dying from yearning becus i don't know how to express it #like when mitski said '胸がはち切れそうで' 'my chest is about to burst' i felt that #anyways i suppose this was good to get out before chinese new year lolz #i hope u did not make it this far honestly anyways i m going to rb a bunch of random stuff to hide this

[cloudbattrolls]

On one hand, it’s good for me to write characters who aren’t as frigidly sexless as I am for various reasons.

On the other hand I only make it through due to the laughs, and I can’t write anything meant to be Actually Horny, I would die.

It’s also why I don’t make characters meant to be seen as hot, that and being wall-eyed at the idea. What do I even do to convey that without feeling ridiculous. You might as well tell me to build a seaworthy boat out of candle wax and string.

#it’s why I look at people like a startled falcon when they tell me my OCs are hot. #I do this? me? [elevator music] #bonus points for it almost always being the fucking monsters lmao

[pastacurls]

New challenge: take a shot every time catcf and catgge say something about Charlie having a feeling described as “queer”

#catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf 2005 #wwatcf #catcf musical #catcf broadway #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #Ik it was the 60’s #but still #roald dahl making it so easy for me to convince people his characters are queercoded #he was a terrible person so it’s okay that I’m doing that #Charlie and the great glass elevator #catgge #I have so many photos of this btw #it’s getting ridiculous

[machidielontheway]

listened to nimona's soundtrack after watching the movie yesterday and man. nimona's theme. it's so lonely and full of yearning from the first few notes it's so welld done

#3615 my life #nimona movie #i check christophe beck's page and wow he did some things uh #i never had a 'when i grow up' dream when i was young but. now that i haven't been a kid for a while #i'd have wanted to be a composer. #the power and magic of making people feel things with the right arrangements of notes #the power and magic to elevate a visual to a higher level with the right instruments and sounds #i love emotions and making emotions in others with something you created seems like such a cool fucking things to be able to do #honestly it's giving me kind of the same feeling as when i watch httyd for the first time #i kinda wanted to rewatch it as soon as possible #and the music / soundscape had a big part in it

[field-of-sungflowers]

Sometimes I think about the TWRP songs they've dropped from the set and how I had no idea that the last time I saw them was the last time, because it was always before they announced the new album, and just... man

#their new set's very good too #i like all their songs so i don't think they could let me down with a set #but strike a pose. i miss u #and life party.... #ik they've done that one for VIP but i dont count it. muzack ass life party #elevator music #and i dont blame them from dropping covers from their set but i do miss seeing the energy they brought to other songs too #the first time i saw icq was also the only time i saw it bc it was very much on its way out of the set #i dont miss pets tho. firstly because ow and secondly because every time they did that one i had a fuckin Incident w sung #dont need any of that energy #mf ran into me cause i was looking at the other guys and not watching what he was doing down in the crowd

[myrtaceaae]

literally everytime I talk to centrelink these days I have Smoko by The Chats blaring in my head

#about me #far better than the shithouse hold music that keeps cutting out #like ''it's tuesday morning and my centrelink isn't through. so i get on the phone cos i've got some abusing to do. #but i get elevator music waiting on the line. on hold all the time'' #truly i love being on the dole (sarcastic)

[arthur-r]

heads up it turns out a lot of the new jukebox the ghost is actually really great!!!! i was out here thinking their music had just gotten worse but it turns out just a couple songs happen to be terrible and the rest is good

#like i hate wasted. but i got a girl and brass band are both so rad #i had made my judgements on their new stuff based on getting older. for the record. but that was just a random low point in the middle of #good stuff. and it wasn’t even that bad of a song i just decided it meant i should keep only listening to the older album i like #anyway i’m seeing them in concert. tomorrow. as a christmas present from my sister she gave me aldi-brand oreos and concert tickets for us #and it’s tomorrow so i’m listening to their new stuff cause loving let live and let ghosts won’t carry me through blending in at a concert #anyway some of their new stuff is annoyingly overproduced and sanitized like it sounds like radio music. but that is not all the new music #and it’s really exciting to have made that revelation!!!! and in other news i have a doctor appointment a week from tomorrow #where i try to get a medical diagnosis to go along with my problems so that i have standing to apply for an elevator pass and stuff #and speaking of which i’m a little nervous about going to a standing room concert when i’ve been extra unwell lately?? but i should be okay #but yeah anyway i’m doing the closest thing to seeing tally hall that i can in this day and age. so wish me luck shdhdf #i’m scared but also excited. and i’m really enjoying the piano stuff on their newest EP #now starting their album from slightly earlier and not sure i feel about it yet but generally optimistic!!!! #in final news i have a socratic seminar next hour for a book that i hardly managed to read 20 pages of. so hopefully i can fake it/make it #i would read it right now but something about the font literally won’t translate into actual words in my brain. and the content is weird too #(the kingdom of this world by alejo carpentier i know it would be cool if i could process and pay attention but instead i’m just confused) #but so in conclusion. the new jukebox the ghost is actually pretty rad and i recommend at least giving it a chance #if you happen to be like me and had not gave it a chance shdhdf. anyway i should probably look at a spark notes #but yeah. life updates of: doctor appointment and concert and jukebox listening. i keep drafting and not posting #so here’s some words from me. hope everyone is well. maybe a call again sometime would be good #i guess in a few weeks when everybody is in the places where they live. anyway hi the rest of tumblr i’m secretly talking to wext shdhdf #hope the rest of tumblr is doing okay as well. okay i gotta go study now and stuff #but i got a girl and brass band are highlights of their new stuff so far #again hope everybody is doing okay!!!! #also ask to tag for whatever #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[snoozefm]

all of y’all: kageyama is mean and evil and A BULLY

kageyama:

#elevator music behind those eyes and nothing else #kageyama no thoughts behind those eyes tobio #head empty just a volleyball knocking off the contests of his skull periodically #i love him #anyways #i have a gun right stay with me guys #i have a gun #and if you keep mischaracterising him i am going to do unspeakable things with that gun #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu kageyama #kageyama tobio #hq #hq kageyama

[posts-from-employee-427]

Today is a nice day to go to the boss' office and sit in the elevator that doesn't work and listen to elevator music until I get sick of it.

#its very nice elevator music #sigh #im losing my touch arent i #my schemes are far apart and not nearly as big anymore #i cant even think to do anything but listen to elevator music #whats become of me

[electron-bitch-boy]

I swear I'll be going around campus looking like someone is standing on a cold and rocky beach, you can't hear anything other than the wind, no birds no insects, that was a lie there is a flag pole and the ropes bang against the metal with each gust, A dead fish washes ashore by your feet, you look forward, there are only more between you and the figure that waits,

And I wonder why no one talks to me in public.

#this is totally real and my vibe #its called #fashion #and autism #literally one time i was just waiting infronof the elevator in my dorm #i wasnt doing qnything abnormal literally just standing and queuing my music on spotify #someon else rounds the corner sees me minding my own business #they jump scream and the applogize #... #how #they were also definitely sober