#I just want Chaos

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #prompts #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #technically human batfam but doing their darndest to convince people they aren't #and it's working #Justice League #batfam #They are making LORE for themselves #batfamily #Hilariously there's gonna be some panic from a few of the rogues that B has been with lmao #Somehow they convinced several people that the stabby Robin was made by Batman alone #There was no mother and people are very confused and a little scared to ask #I just want Chaos

[sophfandoms53]

Anyway i think Cory should rat out to Cameron that the vote almost flipped several times and that makes him target either Cirie or Izzy bc i like chaos and those two will be scrambling all this week anyway

#literally anyone can go home but red #anyone can be cam’s target #which is crazy #again i love a power struggle #so its nice to see this flip #but it can only work if cory rats #but that can also hurt him too #idk LMAO #i just want chaos #bb25

[sacha-da-1]

I want older Ace McShane and Turlough to team up and go on adventures and defeat alien threats together. They’re both forces of absolute chaos, but Turlough still has to work hard to keep up with Ace. They try not to create larger disasters than the ones they came to stop. Ace is constantly blowing things up and Turlough uses his jackass behaviors to his advantage to mess with the villains. Maybe he even pretends to turn to their side sometimes to get closer to them and relays information to Ace. It’s a great time.

#I’m making this up as i go i have no idea how it’d actually go #also i think they’d be awesome as a purely platonic disaster duo #the doctor shows up and is like what the hell did you guys just do??? 😂😂 #ace mcshane #vislor turlough #i just want chaos #classic who #doctor who

[wildaboutmnhockey]

LET KIRILL FIGHT FOR A GORDIE HOWE HATTY

#i just want chaos #wild lb

[sethjarvy]

tbh the habs offer sheeting neči would be funny as fuck i hope they do it

#i just want CHAOS

[a-vacuole]

I AM JOY

#i just want chaos #now i die #is tired #i continues later

[rebekahgaveup]

London Boy for tonight's surprise song

#i just want chaos

[steviiababy]

honestly in the mood to fuck around and find out

#everyone’s getting likes on the dating apps why not let’s GO #i just want chaos #steviia.txt

[aalghul]

once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that’s puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.

and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots

#we are not of course keeping zero year itself. what a mess. #maybe smth very similar so it’s still the riddler causing mass chaos! #the titans so we actually keep the no robin physically present in the story part the same #look. if we want zero year convo we need to give bruce a robin at the time. it could be 17-18yr old who’s not even in gotham bc he’s with #by time tim shows up he’s already attached to jason #and then steph’s robin suddenly for a bit but only for a bit. and then tim comes back but he’s in bludhaven for a while #i do think duke would think steph is really cool tho. and they reasonably couldve met as civilians #and then duke’s busy bouncing around foster homes the streets and looking for his parents #i wanted to talk about how much i love it and the tags are just be working out a timeline for post crisis events & post flashpoint ones (an #some of duke’s important events are related to things which are no longer canon. such is life. let’s do our best based on ages) #duke thomas #jason todd

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

I can't wait for the day when trans women can finally get pregnant/give birth. We'll finally have the answer to if being kicked in the balls or giving birth is more painful.

#/JK #But in all seriousness #I love all trans women (/plat) #And I really do hope that someday trans women will be able to give birth (if they want to ofc) #Trans #Transgender #Trans Women #Trans Fem #Trans Femme #LGBT+ #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+ #Queer #Trans Joke #Trans Woman #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Just Chatting #Trans Chaos #Note to self!

[nerdpoe]

Jason Todd is stealing the tires off of the Batmobile, when a man walks up on him doing it.

The man stares at him, nods, and just says "I'll keep a look out, man, go go go!"

So Jason does, and he gets all four tires with the man's help.

The man introduces himself as Danny Foley, and asks Jason if he wants to go get some burgers.

Danny, meanwhile, has decided that yes. This is the child he will adopt. He just has to convince the kid of that.

Batman has to call in Alfred to bring around his backup vehicle with spare tires, and little Timmy gets some wonderful shots of Batman having to replace his own tires.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #i prefer the eternal trio #sam and tucker are already waiting at Batburger when Danny comes in with a tiny Jason #they take it in stride #all adult minds went to the same result #“we must adopt this chaos child” #the conversation goes like #“stole the tires off the batmobile you say? nice.” #“are u sure that you'll get the proper price amount for them? do you want me to come along to make sure you do?” #“I can teach you how to evade authorities really well. Like REALLY well. wanna learn?” #Also fuckin batman finding out about tim way sooner #because he heard tim giggling #but he decided to let it slide cuz that's just a kid having some fun #he can always get more tires

[absolutewifey]

I clock out at 10pm so I'm gonna smoke a Delta8 joint in public while I wait for my bus and see what happens

#i just want chaos #i want to be unhindged again

[sophfandoms53]

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

#when the man losing his mind is actually the most sane #it’s hysterical #like striker’s the most normal person in this show i s2g #he just wants a regular kill but they will not allow him #the poor man LMAOO #striker i am so sorry #you are surrounded by chaos #helluva boss #hb spoilers #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss striker

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 284

“Oh little storm,” the being cooed, hands that are both large enough to crush the world yet small enough to hold his face gently running through his hair. He was being held by lightning, by stars and space and everything in between, cradling his form like he was something oh-so precious. “A surprise to be sure,” the being crooned, purred, rumbled, cracked, some noise of the depths of space mixed with something indescribable. “A surprise, but a welcome one.” 

Billy had never felt so small, yet so loved, like the world itself was holding him against its heart as the whispers of the gods bled away in something akin to awe. The being smiled, distant storms letting loose and ending droughts, even more distant stars bursting into being. “A little marvel of existence,” they hummed, hissed, cooed, whistled, hair- or strands of galaxies- melding into the abyss around them. 

“A surprise son. A child of the Cosmos. Yes.” He was held so gently, space itself dancing and flickering around him, suns pressing hundreds of freckled kisses against his head. “Welcome home, little storm. Welcome home, my son.”  

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Cosmos #Primordial Triplets Cosmos Clockwork & Chaos #Primordial Triplets #What is a galaxy but a giant storm of space and stars? #Yes this means Marvel is now cousins with Phantom & Klarion #Billy is now the child of the Cosmos Itself #Billy just wanted to see if he could fly out of the atmosphere #Fuck it Billy deserves a Byakku tiger #Give him a celestial star tiger buddy #Danny is Not Ghost King he’s baby Space boi adopted by Clockwork #Klarion: Why am I the middle child of this generation #billy batson #dc captain marvel

[silvers-starrway]

Better start running!

Inspired by @sonlc's art, go check it out it's amazing Voiced by me with the use of Audacidy!

#chaos sonic #sonic prime #animation #sth #sonic fanart #starrway art #there is a small chance I'll color this but for now I just want this posted lol #I'm so so so proud of how this turned out I'm having a BLAST animating #y'all better be nicey about my voice I will not hesitate to block anyone who's weird about it!!!!

[blue-avis]

Dc X DP prompt/story idea

So Danny has teamed up with different Captain Marvels over the years (either via clockwork shenanigans, or the Dp universe is simply older then DC) and Billy has memorys of this badass Ghost coming to help his predecessors out of tight spots.

Billy brings him up offhandedly in a JL meeting and jokingly calls Danny his dad. (Oh that reminds me of when Phantom went all dad mode and stopped this powerful mage from killing me a few hundred years ago)

The JL finds some ancient pots or writings describing Phantom as a benevolent god. They connect the dots.

A demigod calling a being described as a god their father? Checks out.

The league really needs help with something or someone world ending (probably darkseid) and they are out of all options so they tell Marvel to call his dad. Even Bruce and Constantine are onboard because a being described as benevolent that is apparently one of the most powerful leaders dad is certainly the safest option then whatever else they have at the moment.

Billy internally freaks out and tells them he needs to go to the Rock of Eternity to call him because he lives in a another dimension/universe and it’s just safer contact him there. Billy books it to the rock sifting through memorys, spell books, and desperately asking Shazam for help because none of his predecessors ever contacted Danny he just showed up.

Billy eventually finds something to summon Danny and does so, not before getting some food as offering of course. Danny shows up either and a adult or a Elterich being because it’s just easier to have adults respect you when you look like that rather then a 14 year old.

When Danny sees Billy he’s instantly like ‘is that a 12 year old!?’ Because his powers as the ghost king and or being considered an ancient let’s him see through the magic that is Caption Marvels form. Billy tells Danny about the situation and Danny is concerned.

Depending on how the writer wants the fic to go Danny’s reaction would probably be either ‘I must help him at all costs because he’s like I was after the accident’ or ‘he’s way to young to be fighting such powerful beings, who do I give a piece of my mind to!’

It could easily be either Danny adopting Billy, or Danny and Billy becoming close friends that pretend to be father and son to mess with the JL and JLD

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #captain marvel #Danny just goes with it #they are both chaos gremlins #Danny Fenton is immortal and has nothing better to do #fanfic #dp x dc prompt #fanfic promt #how do i tag help #ghost king danny #maybe #if you want