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#I love you so much for this
musette22 · 1 year
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welp ok then 😳❤️‍🔥
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thetriumphantpanda · 4 months
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Just here to drop this. I’ll see myself out. Go crawling up the wall. Rip off my arm and slap me in the face with it. Lay down and cry myself to sleep. OK BYE.
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VICKY HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME? I'm gonna come out and say it that this is Checklist!Joel. This is Checklist Joel when he made you suck his cock whilst on a work call and I will be making no further comment on this.
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osachiyo · 7 months
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CyBTMVvNQan/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
a little something for you.. <3
AAAA PLS IT'S SO GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS, LOVE😭😭😭
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mazuwii · 1 year
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Can you just imagine, you have this miraculous, once in a blue moon day off from work which gives you the time to go out with Reiner for a bit. You don't do anything too fancy, because for you both, you tend to enjoy the mundane little things like taking strolls and simply enjoying the talk that happens along the way. Now imagine that in one of these walks, you stop by a small flower patch that puts you in awe. Bending down and gesturing for Reiner to come take a look too. You tell him about the ones you know of, he sees how fond you are of them. So, he tries to pick one, but you smack his hand away lightly, telling him that he shouldn't pluck them so readily. "Reiner, don't. They'd wilt so quickly," you tell him. "See, aren't they beautiful like this?" you left the question for him, not expecting him to answer. Thinking about what you said, he thinks about it. Knowing you liked them, he wonders.
The next few days when you're away for work (give or take a week due to having to move to different areas) he goes to the local florist to learn about all sorts of plants and flowers. Studies up on them. Surely, even he can raise plants. How hard could it be? Apparently, it was pretty hard. Making sure the soil was right? To him, everything looked like the right soil. But as he learns, it's not. He'd do some weeding too. Make sure nothing stunts the growth of the seeds he purchased. He tilled a good portion of the backyard, a good chunk to grow a flower bed, the rest for some other crops. He was doing this, right? Might as well go all the way.
When you return, he's excited. Takes your hand, leads you to a surprise. The surprise being a clean backyard, primmed and sowed with different flower-bearing and fruit-bearing crop. You noticed the little scrapes on his hands and fingers, noticing by touch that they seemed to have grown a bit more calloused. But he looked contented, and so proud of himself. "What sparked this on? Were you that bored while I was away?" You asked him, jokingly.
"What, you just got home and it's already an interrogation? Not even gonna praise me for my hard work, huh?" He taunts in return. He's at the point where he can be cheeky with you from time to time. "But more importantly, you like them, don't you?" He doesn't even wait for you to answer, he just leans in after pulling you close, giving your temple a quick peck. "Don't stay out too long, dinner's almost ready." And he'd walk back in, leaving you there, and you're kind of stunned, really. To think he'd do something like this for you. And to be honest, you just haven't seen it yet. But he also has one more surprise for you. By the bedside window, on the table. A small potted plant with the flowers that you were so keen on raving to him about. He had purchased one that already had a spike/budling; and had been taking care of it, albeit clumsily at first. Because you liked them rooted where they can thrive. He no longer feels compelled to give you store-bought flowers that would wilt in days. Instead, he'll give you ones that'll grow and continue to flourish so long as the love for it exists.
No but imagine you and Rei have a small argument and when you go to sit by the flowers in guilt you realise their posture is slightly slumped. It’s almost as if they beckoned you to go to your sulking blonde man and fix this mess up.
(Me with this green witch stuff never ends)
But Reiner being good with gardening honestly makes so much sense, he’s taken lives with his hands and to be able to create life using those same rough palms eases the guilt up even just a bit.
And yeah it takes so much time, and sometimes he may cut himself using the tools but it’s all worth it when the garden bursts into different colours. The only downside being that you show more attention to the garden than you do to him 🤣🤣🤣
Also SIDENOTE, my father was a gardener and this was practically a huge part of the good side of my childhood, but do you guys know those really boring gardening shows? With the slow and British accent explaining historical gardens and different flowers and bla bla bla ???
Yeah just think about watching something at night and Reiner pulls up this British gardening show- you don’t mind all that much but you slowly drift off against him and he holds you close whilst the TV’s noise slowly muffles and drifts away with your consciousness
Just take in the presence, his scruff atop your head, his warm big hand resting on your shoulder, slow breath- JUST DUS HE ISHEJEIWHWHW I KNOW ITS ANNOYING OF ME TO DO THIS BUT HES JUST SO FATHERLY ?!?
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tadpolesonalgae · 11 months
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Apparently feral for teeth and talons 🙇🏽‍♀️
I have some good news for you <3
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lovexfroggie · 10 months
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Fives would adore you 💙
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OH MY GODSH, REALLY?! ;-; a girl can dream.
He's so silly and wonderful and protective <3
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zaypay · 1 year
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Hi lovely ^^
Tell me something that made you smile today? It can be something huge or something little <3
Hii my sweet!! <33
Well, while I was on the train on my way back home, this little girl standing in front of me told me I'm beautiful, after I've played with her for awhile. 😭 It damn nearly made me tear up.
How about you? Please do share💕
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loving-elvis · 1 year
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Hey, I have something you'll either love or smack me for.
What was the elf's name, that sang and danced?
ELFIS.
Merry early Christmas, my friend!
I....
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Damn it that's good 😂
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jaspxr · 2 years
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Saturday! Sweet sweet sweet Saturday! ❤️💋
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Linds, love...this is the BEST Saturday.
My favourite out of everything you've ever sent me.
THANK YOUUUU :)
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whiteshipnightjar · 3 months
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Zoozve, my beloved
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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The math just adds up!
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phantom-of-the-501st · 9 months
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Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other
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That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay
This is the proof that they love each other
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Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed
It always existed
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hansoeii · 9 months
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we go just right.
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martyrbat · 4 months
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i dont know who needs to hear this but you do not need to go on a diet. you do not need to lose weight as a new year revolution. you do not need to feel shame for gaining any weight over the holidays and for enjoying yourself and the food. you do not need to tolerate diet talk after setting a boundary and if someone cant respect that then theyre being the asshole. you already have a summer body. you already are hot. theres no moral failure or shame in being fat
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tearlessrain · 1 month
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please help me- i used to be pretty smart but i’m having so much trouble grasping the concept of diegetic vs non-diegetic bdsm!
gfkjldghfd okay first of all I'm sorry for the confusion, if you're not finding anything on the phrase it's because I made it up and absolutely nobody but me ever uses it, but I haven't found a better way to express what I'm trying to say so I keep using it. but now you've given me an excuse to ramble on about some shit that is only relevant to me and my deeply inefficient way of talking and by god I'm going to take it.
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SO. the way diegetic and non-diegetic are normally used is to talk about music and sound design in movies/tv shows. in case you aren't familiar with that concept, here's a rundown:
diegetic sound is sound that happens within the world of the movie/show and can be acknowledged by the characters, like a song playing on the stereo during a driving scene, or sung on stage in Phantom of the Opera. it's also most other sounds that happen in a movie, like the sounds of traffic in a city scene, or a thunderclap, or a marching band passing by. or one of the three stock horse sounds they use in every movie with a horse in it even though horses don't really vocalize much in real life, but that's beside the point, the horse is supposed to be actually making that noise within the movie's world and the characters can hear it whinnying.
non-diegetic sound is any sound that doesn't exist in the world of the movie/show and can't be perceived by the characters. this includes things like laugh tracks and most soundtrack music. when Duel of Fates plays in Star Wars during the lightsaber fight for dramatic effect, that's non-diegetic. it exists to the audience, but the characters don't know their fight is being backed by sick ass music and, sadly, can't hear it.
the lines can get blurry between the two, you've probably seen the film trope where the clearly non-diegetic music in the title sequence fades out to the same music, now diegetic and playing from the character's car stereo. and then there are things like Phantom of the Opera as mentioned above, where the soundtrack is also part of the plot, but Phantom of the Opera does also have segments of non-diegetic music: the Phantom probably does not have an entire orchestra and some guy with an electric guitar hiding down in his sewer just waiting for someone to break into song, but both of those show up in the songs they sing down there.
now, on to how I apply this to bdsm in fiction.
if I'm referring to diegetic bdsm what I mean is that the bdsm is acknowledged for what it is in-world. the characters themselves are roleplaying whatever scenarios their scenes involve and are operating with knowledge of real life rules/safety practices. if there's cnc depicted, it will be apparent at some point, usually right away, that both characters actually are fully consenting and it's all just a planned scene, and you'll often see on-screen negotiation and aftercare, and elements of the story may involve the kink community wherever the characters are. Love and Leashes is a great example of this, 50 Shades and Bonding are terrible examples of this, but they all feature characters that know they're doing bdsm and are intentional about it.
if I'm talking about non-diegetic bdsm, I'm referring to a story that portrays certain kinks without the direct acknowledgement that the characters are doing bdsm. this would be something like Captive Prince, or Phantom of the Opera again, or the vast majority of bodice ripper type stories where an innocent woman is kidnapped by a pirate king or something and totally doesn't want to be ravished but then it turns out he's so cool and sexy and good at ravishing that she decides she's into it and becomes his pirate consort or whatever it is that happens at the end of those books. the characters don't know they're playing out a cnc or D/s fantasy, and in-universe it's often straight up noncon or dubcon rather than cnc at all. the thing about entirely non-diegetic bdsm is that it's almost always Problematic™ in some way if you're not willing to meet the story where it's at, but as long as you're not judging it by the standards of diegetic bdsm, it's just providing the reader the same thing that a partner in a scene would: the illusion of whatever risk or taboo floats your boat, sometimes to extremes that can't be replicated in real life due to safety, practicality, physics, the law, vampires not being real, etc. it's consensual by default because it's already pretend; the characters are vehicles for the story and not actually people who can be hurt, and the reader chose to pick up the book and is aware that nothing in it is real, so it's all good.
this difference is where people tend to get hung up in the discourse, from what I've observed. which is why I started using this phrasing, because I think it's very crucial to be able to differentiate which one you're talking about if you try to have a conversation with someone about the portrayal of bdsm in media. it would also, frankly, be useful for tagging, because sometimes when you're in the mood for non-diegetic bodice ripper shit you'd call the police over in real life, it can get really annoying to read paragraphs of negotiation and check-ins that break the illusion of the scene and so on, and the opposite can be jarring too.
it's very possible to blur these together the same way Phantom of the Opera blurs its diegetic and non-diegetic music as well. this leaves you even more open to being misunderstood by people reading in bad faith, but it can also be really fun to play with. @not-poignant writes fantastic fanfic, novels, and original serials on ao3 that pull this off really well, if you're okay with some dark shit in your fiction I would highly recommend their work. some of it does get really fucking dark in places though, just like. be advised. read the tags and all that.
but yeah, spontaneous writer plug aside, that's what I mean.
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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