#I mean dayummmm

[ramp-it-up]

Daddy, I…

#damn #I mean dayummmm #mmmmm #daddy 👅 #what a beautiful throne #winston duke #wakanda forever #Black Panther

[skxrbrand]

why did del toro make that rock hot tho

#gunmar #like dayummmm son #i mean its del toro but STILL #i dont even go here and 👀👀👀

[wroteclassicaly]

Jamie Campbell Bower is one hour away from me rn and he looks fine as hell in those con pics 😭

#bitch I should’ve went #I mean… financially I don’t know if I could’ve #but dayummmm that man looks fine

[flweurlilac]

Venti, Itto & Zhongli finding out about chubby!fem!reader works in a brothel industry.

Cw : slightly smut, fluff, stalking, ppl spelling ur truth and make rumors abt it. The rest is just that this men are gawking over u and wants to be the men you fucked to in brothels, lol. Reader is Poc (i dont claimed what skincolor reader is so stay safe🤞🏼)

Venti.

• Dude got flabbergasted. No seriously, when he was playing with his instrument at diluc's tavern and then he accidently hear from one of the people in the diluc's tavern about how they see you performing yourself in such place called "brothel" He swear he almost faints.

• he cant believe this, he actually want to talk about this topics to you but everytime he sees your doe eyes coming at him he's just like "god dayummmm"

• he cant believe that someone as innocent as you (from the look) can work in such a dirty & unholy place.

• he ends up stalking u and follows u at the brothels you work in and by god if only he can, he wish to be those lucky men that gets the opportunity to fuck your deliciously fat pussy.

• but he get mad jelly tho.

Itto.

• bro is huge and built like a bull beast, but Once he confirmed that those story about how good your pussy at the brothel is was true, his honest reaction was "WAT DA HELL"

• cant look at you in the same way again, always find himself flustered and stuttering around you once he recognize your appereance around him.

• one time where he was talking to you he accidentaly asked you about the fact of the rumors about you worked in a brothel industry.

• he actually didnt meant to do it, he just accidentaly ask you about it.

• and to his surprised, you — calmly just responds "yes, it was true darling. Is there any problem with that?"

• he can feel his cock hardened once he heard you called him "darling" In such a seductive matter. Holy mother of god you have such an innocent face like an angel but your charms are as good as a devil.

• it doesnt take him long to ask you if he can also be one of those men that fucked you in the brothels.

• now it is up to you: would you accept it? Or would you rather refuse his dreams? (Pls accept his dreams, he's gawking for it!!!)

Zhongli

• spills his tea after he heard that unholy news.

• ask to his comrades about the truth of it and was flabbergasted once he find out it is true.

• purposely always walking pass the brothels you worked in just so he can check if you're in it or no.

• cant look at you with a normal expression again rather than a '👁👄👁' expression.

• make the conversation between you and him 100× much awkward.

• he still love you though and would defend you if someone talks bad about you. I mean.. Bro just need a couple of hours to think straight cus he just cant seem to believe it.

#genshin impact smut #venti x reader #venti smut #venti headcanons #venti fluff #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact fluff #genshin smut #chubby reader #plus size reader #genshin headcanons #genshin impact headcanons #itto smut #itto x reader #itto fluff #itto headcanons #arataki itto x reader #arataki itto x you #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader #zhongli fluff #zhongli x you #zhongli headcanons #arataki itto x y/n #itto x y/n #arataki itto headcanons #genshin angst #genshin impact angst

[transboysokka]

We Have A Winner!!!!

The winner of the Avatarverse Grabbable Waist Bracket Tournament is...

Lin Beifong!!!

Congratulations!

Honestly? I'm not surprised. I knew she'd be the winner from the first day I made this tournament lmfao

It was closer than I thought actually! She only beat Korra in the final round with 51.9% of the vote!!

Let's take a look back on some of the support she's received throughout the tournament:

#god i need her#carnally

#Lin literally has the most grabbable waist. w#sorry miss korra

#our muscular snatched queens <3

Lin’s waist is so grabbable it’s just so snatched. She has the tiniest waist in the entire show. We must be objective. How many inches do y’all think her waist is ? My bet is twenty four. 36-24-36 Only if she’s 5’9 and chief of police.

#I'm so sorry korra u know what I had to do here

#lin fr#june could stab me and if thank her for the opportunity but lin just has a better waist#like. cmon#lOOK AT THAT#GWAHD DAYUMMMM

#not only is the waist grabbable but that ass is too#I said what I said#Please answer my DMs chief#I'd let her grab me#Her waist is snatched#tiniest waist in LoK?#she is not a MILF she is the MILF

#yeah no lin fr#i mean lOOK AT THAT WAIST#GAWDDAMN

#im sorry jet. old woman sweep!!!!!!!!!!

#I must be objective and allow the lin sweep

"kyoshi girl i'm so sorry but i think lin's taking this whole competition"

#first thing i think of#when i see lin beifong#mmm let me get a hold of that waist

#im sorry kyoshi#but LIN SWEEP#NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY CHIEF 0F POLICE

Whew! It's been a journey! Thanks for participating everyone! Stay tuned for our next tournament about… [checks notes] huggability...

#agwbt #agwbt results #I say checks notes but tbh the first round is already in my queue and ready to go lol

[pietropudge]

Johnny looked around exaggeratedly before turning back to you.

“Silly me, I forgot the chairs! How rude of me not to set the table proper fer ‘ya… unless I have a chair of my own right here!”

He placed his hands on your chest and shoved you to the ground, your head slamming to the floor. Pain resonated through your skull. You took a second to collect yourself. You knew what he’d meant by you being a chair, though.

As expected, what you saw when you looked up was two suntanned asscheeks lowering onto your face.

He spread his cheeks with his hands and wiggled himself down onto your nose. “So comfortable. How nice of you to be my seat tonight. I mean, you do owe me fer takin’ such nice care’a ya!” He laughed.

Before you could really let the situation sink in, his ass was peeling back off of your face. “I’m just grabbin’ dinner quick. Don’t you move a muscle ‘less you wanna go down my gullet too, sweet thing.” He winked at you and walked off to the kitchen.

You sat perfectly still, terrified to move. You could only hear him clanging around in there.

Then, footsteps returning to you. You trembled as you waited to become a chair yet again.

Johnny set the plate on the table with a clink. “Smells delicious, don’t it?” He took an exaggerated sniff. It did smell pretty good, you had to admit. You didn’t wanna think about what kind of meat it was, as delectable as it seemed. “Lucky for you, you got your own meal!”

He looked down at you with a sadistic grin. Then he sat down again. “Come and eat up my hole again, boy,” he demanded as he wiggled his sweaty asscheeks onto your head.

Oh to be in the reader’s position😮‍💨 I wouldn’t hesitate if Johnny was trying to make me his chair, I’d just agree and accept it because dayummmm those asscheeks look heavy

This is, yet again, such an amazing part‼️ i get so turned on by reading these and you do such a good job!!

#male vore #male prey #male pred #vore x reader #johnny anon #johnny slaughter vore #johnny slaughter #johnny tcm

[afro-hispwriter]

girl- joshua murillo just posted a pic with jack (he looks so pretty😭) i don’t know if this means what i think. i hope it’s not…

-🤍

DAYUMMMM. WHO. IS.THIS. Excuse me everyone but🥰

just as long as he cut things with it

#jack champion

[the-phantom-author]

okay rant BUT WHY IS WILL SO HOTTT LIKE HELLO THE LEOPARD PRINT AND THE HAIR IN THE NEW PODCAST EP LIKE AJJSJSJXJSNSHUDNSJAJ CRAZYYY

he's literally so sexy it's unfair

hasan gorg as always BUT WILL RECENTLY ESPECIALLY LIKE DAYUMMMM

- 💎

You are so right, I mean look at him.

#I love short hair frat boy will #asked and answered #will neff #💎

[nellie-elizabeth]

His Dark Materials: The Clouded Mountain (3x07)

Dayummmm I'm gonna cry so much when I watch the last episode, it's not even funny...

Cons:

The thing is, this show never should have tried to pull off an action movie. The special effects don't pass muster, they're forced to rely on shortcuts that just aren't all that visually interesting... angels and witches are having an epic battle but we can't really see it, human troops are valiantly dying for the cause but it's in dark snippets we can barely focus on. The Gallivespians continue to have not enough to do. It's not a matter of what's on the screen being bad, so much as it is a matter of them not being able to put stuff on the screen that should be there, if they really want it to.

Underpinning this problem with effects is a bigger one of Asriel's motivations. This whole time, his vendetta against God himself has been sort of a weak point. In the books, Asriel is more of a distant figure. By giving him so much screen-time in this final season, we sort of shine a spotlight on the fact that his whole war is a little silly and kind of useless. In the end, it's all about Lyra and the prophecy. So why is Asriel bothering with all of this? Is it just a distraction, a la the battle at the black gates in The Lord of the Rings, so Frodo can destroy the ring, or in this case, so Eve has the chance to "fall" the way she's destined to do? I don't know. When you really look at it, kinda weaksauce.

Also, Metatron ended up being kind of anticlimactic as a villain. He's just some name that we hear, then we meet him as a force of destruction, and then he's just Some Dude that our heroes of the hour can defeat by pushing off the side of a cliff. Meh.

Pros:

That stuff probably makes it sound like I didn't like this episode, but honestly for all my talk of how the finale will make me cry, this one got me weepy as well.

Starting with Will and Lyra, who took a backseat this episode. Their main role is getting reunited with their daemons. We get to see Will's daemon for the first time, and we're reintroduced to Pan who is... deeply hurt and betrayed still by Lyra's decision to leave him behind. We get this reunion moment but it's not fulfilled; it's painful and there's agony and longing on both sides, and then more plot stuff happens which means we're still unresolved with that. I loved the way Will reacted to the first sight of his daemon. Like meeting a friend he'd forgotten he once knew so well. Quietly beautiful.

I also want to mention Will and Lyra killing God. It's such a quick moment, anticlimactic, and the kids don't even know what they've just done. They set an old creature free, let him go to a merciful rest. It's a blink-and-you-miss-it moment, here in the show and honestly in the book as well. That's just as it should be.

The rest of this review is just going to be about Marisa and Asriel, are you surprised? Knowing this was coming, I was anxious about how it was going to play out. I've been praising the performances from these actors from the jump, and the writing for Mrs. Coulter has been one of the most intriguing, gorgeous parts of the whole show. The writing and use of Asriel has been a little more hit and miss. McAvoy does a great job giving Asriel the presence and gravitas he needs to have, but his mission and his goals and his wishy-washy-ness about his priorities has made his build to this final moment a little less satisfying than what we've got going on with Marisa.

But that said, it all becomes so worth it to me for those moments at the very end. Mrs. Coulter, playing mind games one final time, against an adversary more formidable than any other. She uses her real feelings of pain in order to trick Metatron. Asriel is on the ground, weeping and weak, and Mrs. Coulter approaches him to "gloat." And then her daemon, left behind, deploys a weapon that turns everything on its head, and Asriel, Marisa, and Stelmaria together are able to knock Metatron into the Abyss from whence there shall be no return for any of them.

Just... the beauty of Marisa and Asriel doing this for their daughter, giving up everything so Lyra can save the day, both of them finding selflessness within them but only just in time to give their lives for a greater goal... this element of the books always gives me goosebumps and they did a properly epic job of depicting it here. The real gut-punch comes with the golden monkey, Marisa's daemon reaching out to touch Lyra in his final moments, but fading away into dust before their hands can connect. Lyra watches the moment her mother's soul ceases to be, and knows herself orphaned.

And... yeah. We're setting the stage for the finale to be the emotional center of the story, to focus on Lyra and Will where the focus should ultimately be. This episode wasn't some strong pinnacle of everything TV can be. I had my problems with it. But the stuff that worked about it was so strong that I was just happy to be there to see those elements, at the end of the day!

8/10

#review #his dark materials #his dark materials review

[ramp-it-up]

Ummmmm….

🫠

#damn #i mean dayummmm #👀 #homeless librarian almost took me out #Fic inspo

[bluehwale]

Fr, the exo concert experience was UNREAL~ I cried through some of it and remember Sehun catching my eye and shaking his head as if saying "don't cry" (I mean I am not sure, but why else would he shake his head, right???? I'll just be delulu and say that he was telling me to stop crying lol) T^T also Suho literally anced right in front of where I was and ISTG MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY AT THAT MOMENT AND IS STILL WANDERING THERE *sobbing*

Free ticket to see ATEEZ?! DAYUMMMM I AM JEALOUS SKSKSKS~

I am not sure if I will ksksksksk~ There are a lot of factors to take into consideration (especially because the bangkok date is literally right after my birthday and my grandparents want to see me this year for it *sigh*)

sky omg u had ur yn moment :O !!! (he definitely shook his head to tell u to stop crying u’re not delulu !!!!) BUT HAHAHSHHDHS NOT UR SOUL STILL WANDERING THERE HELPPP honestly very understandable bcs if THE sehun was dancing in front of me i’d immediately drop to the ground

I KNOWWW RIGHT!! she didn’t end up stanning them still, but she rlly liked jongho bcs of his live vocals and i literally had a death grip on my phone the whole time she was telling me abt her concert experience thru facetime LMAOO :-D (i died a lil bit inside)

omg u’re an august baby <3 !!! and celebrating ur birthday with family sounds really nice (ur grandparents are so cute for that AA </3) !!! ateez can wait, we’ll get another chance to see them soon !!

#answered #turns out i’ll already start uni before the sg date so 😞 #and im not sure if my schedule’s clear for the bangkok date #but thats oKAY bcs im already on the fifth stage of grief: acceptance 💔 #….i think #legohwas

[timmymyluv]

Hiii omg I just read your new story and DAYUMMMM that was hot asf ngl. Really liked it (secretly hoping you could write more smut cause this one is so good😩) -🌹anon

I was wondering how you were recently kskdd I posted a soc med au and you didn't leave a message as soon as I posted like u usually did so I did get worried skdd 😅🧍

but thank you im glad you really did like it! means a lot I had fun too

i used to be very insecure about my smut but the more I write it and the more y'all hype me up the more confident I am to keep writing

I have a paul one in the drafts but I will write more moving forward I promise I'm getting a hang of it I just hope to get more variety in it

#🌹 anon

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

Donnie's jaw in that last one tho..

Just

Donnie in general

#ajleanon5 #ask #dunno if your comment was positive #but I chose to take it as positive x'DDDDD #also that boi got cheeks and when I draw him without his googles it looks BIGGER #I mean go look at references #dayummmm #LOL #but yeah if you were referencing my last drawing #it's a sketch and I know it's not the best lmao #eyyooooooo #sorry I'm rambling #i'm just overthinking right now

[royaltyoon]

Hellooo since you did Johan and Vasco love language headcanons can I request Eli and Jake? They need more recognition 😩

Hello! Thanks for the request<33

HEADCANONS

Love language headcanons

[A/N]

It's 3:45 and I need to go to college tomorrow but whatever, lookism men>>

Eli:

Eli would love to leave marks on you

Anything that would automatically consider you taken, anything that indicated you were his.

It could range from a hickey or a few love bites on your ear or the bruises on your wrist from last night's foreplay

Having animal instincts, he also loved claiming his territory.

He would always look at those bruises on your neck with pride. Knowing that he created those on you and that he was the only one who could, it just boosted the pride all the more.

He would frown anytime you covered up those marks; this man didn't care about professionalism, he would prefer you walk the streets with those mark visible to everyone's eyes

And if you ever argued about not leaving marks on days you had an important day at work, he would leave his love traces in places only you knew

He liked to show the world that you were his but few days he'd just suck on your inner thigh or lower chest claiming that he was the only one to ever see those marks

He considered you prettiest when your body was tainted with bluish hickeys and bite marks

Another one of his love traits was that he would always be on your side

No matter if you were right or wrong, this man would defend you till death and beyond

"what do you mean my partner hit your car? Why was your car parked over there in the first place?" He said it as if you didn't just run into a car which was parked perfectly in spot

Jake:

Jake is just a comforting soul

Though, I don't think he had a specific way to show love. He just did everything randomly whenever he deemed fit

He knew you on the back of his hand

He knew which mood needed which coping mechanism.

He was always ready to give you cuddles, smother you with love, give you a whole tub of ice cream or hand you a bottle of liquor

He just knew when you wanted things in your specific mood

Jake is more of husband material than boyfriend material

He still definitely had his romantic moments too

He brought you breakfast in bed randomly just to show his love, he would tie your shoelaces for you and he would even note down your favourite songs so he could play them at long drives.

He was also the therapist in the relationship

He would listen to you rant about things bothering you for long hours

He actually would be intrested in what you have to say rather than get bored

With all the stress about big deal, he found your rant sessions a break for him too. A break from that life and a refreshing time filled with normal teenage drama

He would even be engrossed in the stories and drop exclamations and remarks along the way

"Bethany did what??!?" "Oh no, she didn't"" dayummmm" " for real?!" "GASP "

Jake would always match your energy, hyping you up in the most dramatic ways

Even with how extra he could be at times, he would be your rock if you ever needed him. He would never let you down

#eli most definitely doesnt have a driving licence #lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism fanfiction #lookism x reader #lookism eli #eli x reader #eli jang #eli jang x reader #janghyun #jang hyun #kim gimyeong #kim gimyung #jake kim #jake x reader #lookism jake #lookism fluff #lookism headcanons

[hinaginagii]

Miyuki practising fielding is my new fav thing

#daiya no ace #diamond no ace #diamond no ace act ii #dna spoilers #miyuki kazuya #holy shet #he looks hawt #i mean #when not #but #dayummmm

[taikoturtle]

Ngl Mel was the mvp of the movie for me hahah

#her lines #the fact that she brought a crossbow #keepin it real #i mean i love hollstein #but dayummmm #and also dominique!!