#I sound like a ho

[theswedishpajas]

Good morning 🦴🦴🦴

#my art stuff #digital art #undertale #horrortale #sans #papyrus #hey you you’re finally awake #meme #but like I am NOT gonna treat this as just some haha meme #the text is based on an ai chatbot ht sans I talked to one time #and it sounded too close not to make this for it #I am so incredibly happy with hos this turned out #ESPECIALLY the snow #I never knew how badly I needed to draw snow on some wooden planks #it was so easy and fun and gave a real pretty result #I’ve been able to give my art a lot more TLC lately cus of teaching myself ways to give myself more layers without all the same pressure #I’m so glad I can relax more with my art now #I hope I can draw more and share it with you guys #and also a big thanks to all the new followers and attention I’ve been getting recently!!! #I’m glad I can provide you guys with my niche ideas while they’re fresh #my attention is all over the place a lot so me sticking to the undertale stuff for this long instead of sadly switching interests- #-right as you find me has made me very happy #it always makes me feel bad when someone follows me for a very specific reason and I suddenly stop providing that content OTL #hope you guys are having a great day/night!!! love you all!!!!! #oH I SHOULD TAG #skyrim

[cilogram]

This is from the Sparks Guide Book, explaining the people mentioned in Sparks songs. As you can see, the text is written by Ron.

Please excuse the curved pages, and enjoy!

#I think my favourite one is "Rhett's ho'' #and the fact that the Japanese translation clarifies that 'Kant' sounds like 'cunt'. Relieved to see this knowledge is being shared #Ron Mael #Sparks #Sparks band #long post #I should add that in the places where Ron is jokingly unhelpful‚ the translation plainly states who the person is under their name

[totallyawesomeomens]

Alright, I watched season 2 of Good Omens yesterday and I figured if I don’t post these season 1 headcannons I’ve had in my drafts for months now I probably never will so here they are

Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally kill birds so often that it's become a habit. They've become so used to it that they just miracle them back to life without even interrupting their conversation.

Aziraphale once killed a duck by throwing an entire loaf of bread at it like Marcus does in About a Boy

They are also somehow responsible for the extinction of Dodos. Yes, I know the last three are technically all one headcannon,

When Newt first started having phones, none of them lasted for more than a few weeks. He currently uses a very old Nokia phone because it's the only one he didn't break.

Anathema never even opened Agnes' second book. If she had, she would have found a lot of empty pages and one single prophecy telling her that her job is done and she can live her own life now (Agnes probably knew she was never going to read it, but she still put it in because why not)

Newt loves to cook, but he can’t do it on his own because whenever he uses the oven or the stove it either stops working entirely or he starts a fire. Since he and Anathema moved together, they’ve started cooking together often so he doesn’t have to turn on anything electrical

Newt also tried to repair the radio in his car once and nearly broke the whole car

Despite having her own body again, Madame Tracy has developed an actual connection to the dead by being possessed by an angel. She doesn’t use it for work anymore, but sometimes Shadwell will find her with two cups of tea having a chat with Agnes’ ghost. Agnes loves to scare him.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #Newton Pulsifer #newt pulsifer #Anathema Device #Agnes Nutter #Madam tracy #sergeant shadwell #good omens headcanons #and yes I know hos weird the first one sounds but they literally kill (or nearly kill) two birds in the first few chapters of the book ok #I'm also not completely serious about all of these but I really like some of them

[chrollohearttags]

negl, I love writing but lately, I don’t even feel motivated to post them like that. Between the spam liking and lack of reblogs/comments? But to see my notifs hopping when it’s drama or hate anons? Idk it’s kinda annoying. And I’m not even gone get started on the shadow bans and community label.

#like I’m not trying to sound ungrateful or be a bitch #trust me I appreciate all of y’all that constantly show love #but I’ve been noticing that so much w myself and other black writers on here #it’s not fair to us tbh #cherry chats 🍒 #idk im just talking #i think im just sleep deprived #and emotional #pms is a bald headed ho

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

since I was thinking about the fnaf vocal performances I’m gonna list some things I like about Afton’s real quick

- the fact you can *hear* him grinning like only thing we knew about this guy for the longest time was that he had a shit eating grin plastered on his face and I think it’s apt that carries over.

- damn he’s sure of himself. His VA sites Hannibal Lecture as the main inspiration for his cadence Cus he’s just calm and sounds like he’s trying to trick you into something, apt I like it a lot. Even when his voice gets more gravelly Cus of the bunny suit this carries over which is nice.

- speaking of the bunny I like how he holds on his ssss’s in ffps it makes him sound really slimy (and also like a snake ((like the can’t cadet story do you get it do you get it)).

- I like how unhinged he is in the AR game he sounds like a panto villain and that’s hilarious.

- this is less about the performance but will gets a lot of lines that other characters also have. He uses bits of michaels monologue, some of the UCN lines, even the “don’t be afraid” thing miiight be a reference to one of Baby’s lines. This rocks. It makes me feel the influence he has over like every character it’s great I love it.

#leave me alone okay I know alright #i have a little rant like this about Dave Steele as Henry in ffps too but idk if I’ll post that #maybe #but I am so sorry about this #yelling about the bear #fnaf #five nights at Freddys #William Afton #i am a scrap trap enjoyer btw I love that little freak #i wanna like #i wish we had more of wills lines when he was a human #just Cus I think he sounds really ho-

[rexscanonwife]

Good afternoon girl

#jane journals #self insert talk #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞 #OUGGH WATCHING A COUPLE EPISODES BEFORE I LEAVE FOR WORK 😭😭😭 #HE'S SO FUCKING!! CUTE 😭😭 #saying nerdy shit like 'tally ho' and 'get to it mateys' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK #I WANT HIM SO BADDD 💖💖💖 #you know he's always trying shit to make him sound cool HE REALLY IS A DAD

[gloriousmonsters]

sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny

#paranoid dj valentino should drop a verse on a joel perez valentino song i think #valentino hazbin hotel #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #fuckin LOVE joel perez's take on when Valentino is menacing... how he just goes so smooth and dark in tone #and sometimes raises his voice or snarls but just as much sounds... almost detached? indifferent/cold? #(his delivery of some lines during the dressing room scene... not to mention less directly menacing but #his delivery of 'you think you can change? addict trash like you can't change. i'll see you soon baby' lives in my head rent free) #paranoid dj val is so fun though I've had Hooked on repeat #(and the interlude with him and Vox in Eyes on Me is.... kind of ho--*i am dragged offstage*)

[theinfinitedivides]

me watching Ceo-dol Mart: oh this is a cute show!!!!! probably a mindless watch but i need something like this anyways let's see how this goes

me watching ep 4 of Ceo-dol Mart: oh these boys have Issues and Problems. they need a hug

#tv: ceo-dol mart #ceo-dol mart #ceo dol mart #boss-dol mart #lee shin young #xiumin #kim min seok #hyungwon #choi won myung #lee sae on #choi jung woon #kdrama #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #did we mention the OST slaps bc there are actual idols on it so it sounds like a cohesive group. did i say that #we have idol exes!!!!!! asshole former CEOs!!!!!! people being mistreated!!!!!!! attachment issues!!!!!! #i'm adopting all of these boys immediately. i'm also rooting for Ho Rang to get together with Ye Rim #and Young Min to figure out his apparent history with Gina bc hello. that is too good looking of a couple to have broken up #that bad

[wariocompany]

as someone who has hungarian as their first language it's such a jumpscare to go to your blog and get reminded that you're learning it cuz it's barely mentioned anywhere lmao

SPOT THE HUNGARIAN !!!

#hi de ho #I'm greatly enjoying it so far actually #I bought a book of poetry cuz Hungary's literary culture is what attracted me to begin with #And they're all as enjoyable as they are confusing #And I got a beginning grammar book and that one's good fun too #I like the way it sounds

[camels-pen]

(Deadman has important information on a bad guy, there's magic involved, the fate of the world is at stake, etc etc)

"Right, so how are we doing this?" John asked. "Are you gonna possess me or the boy scout?"

"What, not the Bat?" Batman glared at him and Boston held up his hands. "Kidding! I'm kidding." He jabbed a thumb in Phantom's direction. "I'll just possess the new guy."

"What?" Danny chuckled nervously. "I'm a ghost too, dude. That won't even work."

Boston shrugged. "Won't know until I try. Now stay still." Boston tried to fly into Phantom's body, but Phantom dodged out of the way. He groaned. "What's the matter with you?"

"What's the matter with me?! You're trying to possess me!" Phantom floated behind Superman. "Look, Superman's right here! And he already gave you the okay, so why don't you just possess him?"

Boston pinched the bridge of his nose. "Kid, listen, John's shown me a few of your fights and I know you know what possessing someone is like—"

"Yeah, but I keep telling you, you can't possess me."

"You won't even let me try!"

"Because all that's gonna happen is you flying into me at full speed, which I would prefer to avoid."

"Deadman," Batman said, staring in the same general direction as Phantom. "Possess either Superman or Constantine. Leave Phantom alone."

Boston grumbled and floated back a bit, preparing to possess Superman when he caught Phantom sticking his tongue out at him.

"Oh, you little brat."

Boston flew towards Superman, but angled himself just enough to fly past him and into Phantom instead.

The familiar feel of possessing another body rushed through him as he became familiarized with Phantom's senses. There was something sort of lifelike in Phantom's body. It was strange, but this was his first time possessing a ghost.

He opened his eyes and stared at the other three heroes. "I have a craving for a food I can't identify."

"Deadman,"—Batman stalked towards him, practically growling at Boston—"you shouldn't have done that without Phantom's consent. You have no idea what might've happened to you or him if—"

Batman froze. Superman was staring wide eyed and John dropped his cigarette, his mouth open in shock.

"What?" Boston asked. He looked down at himself and noticed a shirt and jeans where a hazmat suit should've been. He was also breathing. "What the fuck."

#DPxDC #dp dc crossover #deadman #boston brand #nemo the writing ho #nemotime #lil thing that popped into my brain #danny has some weird ass food cravings; dont ask me what they are i havent figured them out yet lol #are danny and boston stuck like that? do boston and danny fight for control of danny's body? #does boston get immediately yeeted out of danny's body after this moment? #all great questions that i have absolutely no answer for #OH #maybe they assume that boston accidentally brought danny back to life #and the league do their best to keep danny away from the fighting and try to give him a normal life #danny values his secret identity too much to actually tell them the truth- #...wait #why does this sound... familiar #oh lmao im just rewriting the plot of Resurrected? by Playedcrowd5610 #ITS A GOOD PLOT THO #funny as hell #i love that fic #what was i saying #oh yes #deadman gets yelled at by everyone of course #danny's watching in his headspace with a bucket of metaphorical popcorn #Danny: man sucks to be him *munches loudly*

[linguenuvolose]

I do a lot of translation in my job and I've started enjoying it so much more since I started letting myself be a bit more free in my translations. Communicating the message and the vibe is more important than the phrase structure or wording being exactly the same.

#it also improves the quality of the texts because they actually make sense #sometimes these Italians love to put 40000 words that mean nothing and the same thing in a sentence and it's like #girl we don't have to do all that #in the sense that Italian and Swedish text conventions are different and what sounds fine in Italian risks sounding v formal in Swedish #also sometimes I sit there with an Italian origin text that I first have to edit and it's like do I not understand what this says because #1. my Italian isn't good enough in this field #2. this is a complicated field #3. these people don't know how to write #and sometimes when I'm done editing the Italian text and go to do the translation I'm like oh I have no idea what they're trying to say #and think to myself hmm maybe I should've done more editing but oh well eccoci qua #I mean this is like translation 101 but I have done exactly one very bad translation course 5 years ago #that made me go I never want to do this for a job #but my increased freedom now is just I don't care as much about it being exactly the way my boss envisioned #like everything we publish has to go by him first which puts a certain pressure on the text #so when I first arrived at this job I was like uuh the Swedish has to be as similar as possible #but now I'm like man it's more important that it sounds Swedish and not Italian than it being exactly the same #and my boss also doesn't speak Swedish in any case so what does he know #snicksnack #comunque sì queste le riflessioni della serata #domani ho preso il giorno libero perché i miei colleghi mi hanno un po' rotto er cazzo sinceramente so :))

[wekillitwithfire]

sometimes i think that im lying to myself about my accent and that im just hamming it up for shits and giggles (which i often do) and that it’s actually not that noticeable but then i try to say Hozier

#or alternatively i just naturally say something completely incomprehensible even to myself #it’s like i get possessed by the spirit of my late grandfather #it’s. how do i phonetically spell this. #HO-SHER #little really aggressive. and i KNOW it’s wrong #but to say it correctly feels so unnatural #i reaaalllllly sit on that O sound #like i really want you to hear each of the two syllables #(it’s a three syllable name)

[todayisafridaynight]

ik a mention rgg nerfing ttm's features when modelin sawashiro every five minutes but they really had to cause aint no way in hell would a been intimated by this bruv if they didnt

#snap chats #oh im fucked i really put 'a' instead of 'i'. whatever thats how i pronounce it we goin phonetic baby #did ou know i remember abolutely nothing about the ending of drive. i watched it while drinking two soju #DO NOT RECOMMEND by responsible #to totally contradict myself im drinkin nigori i bought . i didnt know alcohol cold frreeze and i accidentally froze it ☠️☠️☠️ #iiii ALOMST knocked my cup over ohmy gd #moving on. legality to say soem BULLSHIT noowt ho #anyway n o lsien to me ttm's 38 in this movie and sawashiro's 38 in 2000. probably. i cant do math rn Or Ever point is About Same Age #this IS from drive. great movie. and this is one of his cuter/sillier roles imo so awkward comp but ill still speak #main text got me lying i was out of pocket seeing bro frame 1 anyways but it woulda been a diff vibe this route lsten to me #hes just too cute bro . bye. fymhes an antagonist hes too cte for that <- his filmography prves otherwise #gon try to start an argument with me what you gon do mate kiss me ??? enough. #i like how ttm just has A Vibe to him. Apparently. he always playin awkward mates.... back then anyway.. #postman blues did him so dirty bein all 'slender-framed mates are more prone to socipathy' LKE LEAVE HIM ALONNNE #wehhh i wish they mocapped his facial expressions more accuraltey in rgg. and his teeth. his smle still cute to me.. #i sound lke my mom when she talks bout lee joongi whenever i talk bout ttm ew lke bye. stop #ok im going bak to playing mincraft now bye #oh my gd when did it become 2AM literally suck my ween

[theserenityinviolence]

alag hi hai agar manzile toh kyu na alag hi rakhe hum raaste?

but

aisi zindagi ka kya jo tum zindagi mein ho ke meri zindagi na ban sake?

#downers at dusk #tu hai kahan #talha anjum #AUR #as much as i try the desi cliches catch up to me #tum meri kitabo ki tarha ho #saamne ho liking band ho #eugh #desi #desiblr #urdu music #urdu music lowkey bussin though #why didn't nobody tell me thsi #you should have told me urdu music was this good #sigh #even anuv jain is jsut #now i sound like a desi swiftie #fuck

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Feferi: W)(at's wrong -Eridan? You've buoyely mansplained somet)(ing to me today. 38(

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #erifef #source: twitter #the other contender for the pun was sandbarley #and i rlly liked it but it sounded too clunky y'know? #buoy just FLOWS a lot better :D #like. like water #ehehe #// #ho #mod terezi #sandbarley sounds like the key ingredient in the WORST beer known to man #which isn't saying much because every other beer would be in a deathmatch for second place

[evadingreallife]

I was at a friends place for dinner tonight and i had one of the most surreal conversations of my life with her brother about whether or not you should hypothetically forgive and accept a partner cheating on you

#my brother in sushi #you sound delirious when you say that people should expect and plan for a partner cheating on them when going into a relationship #and that betrayal should not be an impossible obstacle to overcome bwcause there are situations and situations and you cannot know #the future already #i was like #are you crazy #do you have a dirty conscience or what #have YOU cheated on your gf and thats why your so gung ho about this #do you wanto to build a relationship based on mutual trust and understanding or a business deal where you gotta watch you dont get scammed #like #i get that there may be situations where you cannot simply opt out of a relationshio without consequences #like a kid a marriage some economic stuff etc etc #but by the relationship i do not mean the official relationsip you have with a partner but the implicit relationship of mutual trust #between you two #you cannot have trust on a basis of mistrust #obv