#I unironically love it

[lightasthesun]

wouldn't it be hilarious if arthur returned during a arthurian themed renfaire being held around the lake (aka Glastonbury tower)

#i unironically love it #skkfjdjsjsk #bbc merlin

[eileenleahy]

thank god siobhan finneran insisted on o'brien having a fucked up hairstyle. o'brien was up every morning carefully styling that goofy shit in the mirror. you know her ass was the first one up to have enough time to sleek it just right

#i unironically love it #downton abbey

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

came across a show called cruise ship killers which is just Peak Daytime TV Crime Documentary, and somehow i think im marathoning it and notes so far:

cruise ships continue to be the ugliest boats ever

people have to come up with real unique excuses when they killed someone on a cruise ship which led to a guy changing his story from "my wife was blown overboard" to "the ukranian government is framing me for murder".

he was found guilty. the jury did not believe all of ukraine was guilty as he claimed (this case was in the 90s btw)

several times its noted that other passengers are annoyed that their holiday has been so rudely interrupted by a murder and can everyone just hurry up please so they can continue?

on some cruises, you can go to the staff and be like "hi, my room was broken into and all they stole was my underwear, please can i move cabins?" and theyll be like "sorry, were all booked up but you can disembark at the next port we stop at on your own cost :)". this is not a surprise

theres one case where theyre like "based on the victims diary, it has to be this guy" which is a fascinating approach to solving crime that does not lead to a conviction thankfully.

the show notes "an all male jury found him not guilty" in the diary episode as if its like a bomb theyve dropped, but when your entire case is based on the victims diary, its kinda hard prove murder beyond all reasonable doubt?

as ugly as cruise ships are, they do get some real pretty shots of the ocean and coasts

they really love to just repeat the same information over and over and over again. we get it, the guy was seasick.

remember the guy who stole someones underwear? yeah, he did that and then a few hours later, the victim was dead and it wasnt him. his wife was his alibi though so im sure that was fun for him.

there was another guy who didnt kill the victim but was being creepy and after establishing it wasnt him, the captain ordered him not to talk to any other women and to stay in his cabin for the rest of the trip.

also, they found him because someone came forward and was like "i dont know his name, but hes so suntanned, hes basically a tomato, youll recognise him" and they did

i think they say a variation of "little do they know, theyll be the last person to see X alive" every episode

its always nice to know that if you do go missing/overboard on a cruise ship, theres a decent chance your death will be ruled a suicide for convenience's sake <3

#kai rambles #im stuck watching daytime tv right now and i just need to word vomit about this show #i unironically love it #and also hate it #cruise ship killers #also like when you know maritime law its kinda funny when the shows like ''the victims brother is all alone investigating'' #and im like no the victim was an american citizen which means the fbi have to investigate #thats just the law #i cant believe im enjoying this #shipposting

[never-ending-fanfic]

Alright folks, so I was writing an interaction scene between Kallus and Draven for this fic's next chapter, where Draven is trying to keep Kallus from overworking himself and well, I was writing Kallus' reply, but instead of writing "I'm sorry?" as I intedned to, I clicked the suggested words on my keyboard (on accident) and it turned the dialogue into, well this:

...

Ok mate.

OK MATE.

#I just think this is hilarious #congratulations my keyboard #i unironically love it #star wars #star wars rebels #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #kallus #davits draven #star wars fanfiction #sw rebels #swr

[thedeanguy-exe]

#smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #howls moving castle #merry go round of life #submisive and breedable #music #new music #i unironically love it #like why is it so good???? #the duality of man

[blood-orange-juice]

I love how instructions on food here are mostly written in Dutch, German and French (Germany and Belgium are nearby and we should be nice to neighbours).

Almost never English. Who cares about English.

Immigrants often only know Dutch well, English tends to degrade without use, so going to a hairdresser usually ends up in a game "which Slavic language is your first and can we please use that". Polish? Ukrainian? Croatian? Great, I'll take that over their awful English and my even worse Dutch.

#I unironically love it #it's fun #the world loses so much when there's just one language for everything #this post brought to you by me trying to understand what kind of oats I bought

[dakhau-nguyen]

I am so invested in the My Little Pony horror stories.

I love laying in bed late at night and just binge-watching all those videos.

Consuming horror media late at night while I can’t sleep is probably not the best idea. ^^’

!!not mine!!

#rambling #late night thoughts #mlp art #mlp #mlp show #mlp infection au #mlp infected au #i unironically love it #i think mlp is pretty good #I actually get my love for it from my siblings haha #horror #horror media

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

hi! what’s the 5th song in the video you posted? :)

hmm that’s the song no. 5 if I counted correctly –>

#I unironically love it #suomitumppu #suomitumblr

[the-tenth-arcanum]

I'm subscribed to the "Under 35" English National Opera newsletter and I think this is the most unintentionally funny meme I've ever received in an email

#how do you do fellow kids #“the youths. they like memes yeah?” #it's almost endearing #i unironically love it #please ENO keep them coming #ENO #english national opera #opera #* #btw are they moving to manchester or not #I haven't heard anything about it after the first announcement #disgusting move from the government. clearly just an excuse to cut funding #suppose I shouldn't be shocked by anything after brexit. smh.

[lookingforasia]

guys at this point i think im going to read "catcher in the rye" for the third time in a row what do yall think

#im not ok #incel vibes #the catcher in the rye #i unironically love it #hes so important to me

[tzimtzvm]

Got a tattoo yesterday while listening to this song the vibe was so fucken unreal

#i goth a dark fairy to so #it's my first tattoo #i unironically love it #it was like a back scratch for my soul #blah blah text post #HIM #venus doom #Spotify

[heedmywarnings]

I don't usually post stuff like this, but I wanna share one of my fave songs

Never Enough

I'm trying to hold my breath

Let it stay this way

Can't let this moment end

You set off a dream in me

Getting louder now

Can you hear it echoing?

Take my hand

Will you share this with me?

'Cause darling, without you

All the shine of a thousand spotlights

All the stars we steal from the night sky

Will never be enough

Never be enough

Towers of gold are still too little

These hands could hold the world but it'll

Never be enough

Never be enough

For me

Never, never

Never, never

Never, for me

For me

Never enough

Never enough

Never enough

For me

For me

For me

All the shine of a thousand spotlights

All the stars we steal from the night sky

Will never be enough

Never be enough

Towers of gold are still too little

These hands could hold the world but it'll

Never be enough

Never be enough

For me

Never, never

Never, never

Never, for me

For me

Never enough

Never, never

Never enough

Never, never

Never enough

For me

For me

For me

For me

#i unironically love it #i listen to disney songs 24/7 ngl #help #live laugh greatest showman

[bluhahae]

Respect !

#my post #beavis and butthead #i unironically love it

[nursc]

ch.ris pi.ke 🤝 ch.ris cha.pel

Canonical cheaters

#snw spoilers #THIS IS NOT RHE PARALLEL I WAS HOPING FOR #BUT JDISISISISI #I UNIRONICALLY LOVE IT

[avocadosockz]

currently on the team bus listening to a banger

#i unironically love it #it’s so good #also i lost my old airpods that’s why these are new #hehe

[rustytablecatbug]

aT tHe RAT TA TOINGGG

#ratatoing #i unironically love it #ratatoing is my favorite movie #it’s almost as good as ratatouille SCREEEE