#I will forever believe that peter is a smol bean with a ton of sass

[bisexual-chupacabra]

*Peter is cooking*

Y/N: Any chance that’s for me?

Peter: It’s for Mr. Stark. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Y/N: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Peter, looking up at Y/N: Really? seems like it would be you area of expertise.

Y/N: Wait-

Y/N, in shock: Spiderboy you know how to be mean???

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