In Homestuck, Caliborn claims that Derse’s prison system is so brutal that he was only able to survive due to his own masochism
This is why he tells Jane that her father is dead because he was captured by Dersites
We know Dad Egbert got away by burning Slick’s hat which gained him his favor, but Dad Crocker didn’t do that
The only reason Dad Crocker survived the Derse prison system
Is because Droog had a big crush on him
Which is hilarious
Edit: This post unexpectedly blew up so I’m back to tell everyone that the ship name is “daddroog” and I wanna see as much fanart for this as possible
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oh my god, i am. actually so pleased and relieved about the way good omens season two handles an adult wlw relationship. just... idk, there's something nice that, even though the whole point of aziraphale and crowley's meddling was a weird, magical, happily ever after for nina and maggie--it wasn't meant to be. not yet.
lesbian rambling under the cut . no editing we typo like. lesbians
i feel like it would have felt really hollow and cheap if aziraphale's and crowley's interference paid off and went off without a hitch. it'd feel like... i don't know, the process, the journey, would have been dismissed, and it'd end with nina in particular not understanding why maggie feels the way towards her as she does and maggie missing out on a lot of important milestones while seeing someone. she's known nina for a week. if the Plan worked, the End Result is all that matters, right? which would contradict the show's core message about how wonderful the time and grace to know someone is, (especially as long as crowley and aziraphale have known each other, cough) and how it's necessary to really understand what 'us' means without forsaking 'you.'
that plan was fated (i know, loaded word) to fail. they weren't in love with each other. maggie is in love with nina, sure! but again, she's known her for a week, and nina isn't ready for a relationship and had broken up with a seriously horrible partner not 12 hours before the time the last episode takes place. there is no 'love' to see! aziraphale didn't Make Up love ("miracles don't work like that") and i don't think he would have particularly wanted to even if he could. no wonder they were so baffled and bemused at the strange 'feel happy and lovely and wholesome to your fellows' air he soaked the place in at his ball.
the scene of maggie fetching the milk and other supplies nina needs and being with her at the counter shows that nina can trust her with helping out with the coffee shop (which, yknow, also parallels neatly with aziraphale trusting crowley with his shop), which is obviously something deeply important to her. again and again, she worries about opening, about getting the night-workers their coffee, and refusing to let it go even due to a partner that constantly degraded her and blamed her for their failing relationship. that's a huge opening-up. nina says it herself, she's closed off, but nonetheless, that's a branch she's extending out for maggie! she's willing to do that much, and maggie handles it wonderfully. they both know a relationship would just be too much. nina is still willing to try, despite her hurt, because she can trust maggie to put in the work.
these last thoughts ramble even more than the rest, but i'm glad the last ep left the off where it did. no time skip to go, 'oh they talked and they waited, and it all worked out!' or something, but it ends like... realistically. relationships don't just, happen, without a good deal of talking. look how that worked out for az and crow. acknowledging the need for space (and a good chiding to meddling forces of heaven and hell) but not pushing each other away completely and isolating themselves one another, i think, is a sign that they can do well together. even though maggie knows she is completely head over heels for this women, she doesn't even make a move towards her while they're sitting down with crowley in episode 6. and then they end in their own shops with the space they requested. its respect and trust, and that's the foundation you really need to build before a relationship can start anyway!!
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Oh god twitter is taking Olivers comment as confirmation for b*ddie🤦♀️
Anyways please go leave some love on the insta post. The comment section is a war zone. I genuinely cant take much more of this. The constant comments, harassment of actors and others, just horrible shit. Thanks to b*ddie extremist im losing the last bit of love i have for the ship. People are fucking deranged. We cant have jack shit can we.
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im gonna ship J and Tessa and theres nothing anyone could do to stop me-
i already got my heart broke from not getting Jenny x Brad from my life as a teenage robot so im making my human x robot ships a reality everyone jump off-
and its gonna have so much angst cuz bro.
BRO.
fucking sncjskfjJDNGKE //RUNS
honestly Karen and Plankton from spongebob are the only ones doing the whole living being x sentiant machine thing right smh..... well.... maybe..... idk.... never mind.
actually wait, this is all mostly experimental at best- i thought of it as a crackship- but like-
i wanna know yalls opinions-
like if J and Tessa used to be "younger" or "teens" in the flashbacks, and then both of them are now "adults" in the current timeline-
would this ship be problematic? 🤔
the only factors going on here would be that Tessa still sees them and servants and J is obsessed with following orders lmao- and i could see how some people would see them as friends or even sibling dynamics but like genuinely tho-
aside from it being a little unlikely as a crackship or something im not sure if it has any... problems? 🤔
what do yall think?
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