#I'm so sorry this is a terrible joke

[lunas-musical-theatre-stuff]

Connor: *dies*

Zoe: this is so sad alexa play requiem

#I'm so sorry this is a terrible joke #however I still made it #deh #deh musical #dear evan hansen #dear evan hansen musical #zoe murphy #zoe deh #zoe dear evan hansen

[essektheylyss]

Ashton: [scoffing at miracles and fate]

me, showing up with a "Your Fate, Your Faith, and You" pamphlet embossed with a beacon: Hey, you know who else is a cool punk rock?

#critical role #cr spoilers #this is a TERRIBLE joke I'm so sorry #ashton greymoore #luxon blogging

[kirider]

[21/02/2023]

An Ura to go with yesterday's Momo

...Ura uesday

#kamen rider den-o #urataros #my art #haven't picked a tail for him yet so it might change in the future #also I'm terribly sorry for the bad joke there will be more

[new-world-mutation]

Walton Goggins interview for Den of Geek, Fallout press junket at SWSX 2024

#walton goggings #jonathan nolan #todd howard #jfc why journalist are like this #I'm sorry if something is being adapted have the decency to search about it #it feels stupid some questions like this #walton made a joke and the vibe was so awkward for the terrible joke that people weren't vibin emmidiatelly that broke my heart #he took like champion #also TODD HOWARD FACE #A FACE OF THE MAN WHO DEV THE FUCKING GAME AND KNOWS EVERYTHING WHY THE NOSE IT IS HOW IT IS #I would do it the same face if some stupid ass question like this would come up #maybe I am being too harsh #but with this opportunity to see these artist to waist time in such lame joke question #urgh #also not seeing videos with aaron being worried about it

[vino---delectable]

What do guns n roses fangirls say about izzy?

I be Stradlin that

#i'm so sorry #bad jokes #not bones related #guns n roses #Gnr #izzy gnr #izzy stradlin #terrible jokes #terrible puns

[mchiti]

As a white woman I don't find Hakim Ziyech attractive, but it's not because he's moroccan, I just don't find his face pretty. But I think Brahim Diaz is hot

anon jfdhgsfa like I saw this this morning on my way to work and I laughed because I genuinely don't understand if this is meant to be serious or loooool - anon it's fine you don't have to find anyone attractive at all. beside me joking about it that was just a a reflection on beauty standards in the west, that's all really! I'm just not sure if the brahim diaz comparison is supposed to be serious or hfgdfs I will never play down is moroccan side because he's part moroccan and always will be not matter what he chooses or whatever; I just hope it's not a problem to say that when you're half white perhaps your chances to be found "more conventionally attractive" in european/western standards (whatever those are) are higher - which again, I don't have any intention to minimise his moroccan features. But yeah it's fine you do youuu!!! it's okay, he looks good for sure!!

#idk what to say lmaoo I'm sorry like #i just took this as a joke at first i;m so sorry but #like if this is serious that's fine and i hope what i said is not problematic or anything #i don't want to sound like some of my people who moan about him not even looking like us #bc that's super terrible and offensive to say #just talking about white ppl general perception but honestly IT'S COOL n FINE etc etc that you like him

[piedoesnotequalpi]

Cute gender neutral things to call your partner:

King of New York

#yes i know king is gendered #but #I'm still hilarious and also in the stage version they call Katherine the king of new york #so I'm right #anyway this has probably been done before #newsies #livesies #my posts #this is a terrible joke I'm sorry

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

adam: wakes up from his coma

kelly:

#lorien legacies #adamus sutekh #kelly sutekh #shitposting #LL tag #i'm so sorry #i need to redraw this. i Have To #tfw you accept; but not regret; the fact that you have done something terrible #to draw tag #i don't know if anyone's made this joke already. if so you are my comrade in cognitohazardry and i salute you #dyn: so you can pretty much stop trying to make up with me

[saysplstochatgpt]

i'm an embarrassingly slow knitter for someone who considers herself a taylor swift fan :/

#taylor swift #knitting #swiftie #i'm so sorry about this joke #absolutely terrible #there's really no excuse

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

#the strange reddish man #i'm so sorry #this is an extremely terrible joke #computer generated image #guidance scale 1

[fluffypichu876]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

i'm so sorry froggy, why did you camouflage that well :(

#rip tireless frog #i guess it's not that tireless anymore (i'm so sorry for the terrible joke) #old botw clips #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild

[undercat-overdog]

Here’s a random stupid question for you: If Annatar tasted ice cream and liked it, what would his favorite flavour eventually be?

Anon, I read this ask as my dog was attempting to lick lotion off my legs which is arguably tmi but it got me thinking that our evil werewolf warg... ok he's doggo... would enjoy lotion-flavored ice cream. The texture can be similar? I also watched a video once about parmesan ice cream, and cheese is appreciated by both cats and dogs.

For his least favorite flavor, since pets are occasionally tricked into eating medicine by hiding the medicine in vanilla ice cream, I'm going with vanilla.

(Actually he might find analyzing the complex taste of vanilla interesting? Idk it can be very good; vanilla ice cream is underrated.)

#were i really really terrible i could point out that i have more than once read semen described as ice cream #but that's up there with calling semen 'milt' in utter terribleness #so i am pointing it out but only in the tags #(and speaking of milt - which is phonotactically INCORRECT for lotr-era quenya - sacs of fish seminial fluid does sound...) #(ok i would eat it since it probably tastes good) #(but i would not want it as an ice cream flavor) #(but insert joke about man-flesh) #(which is honestly probably in the nutritionally-complete kibble he feeds various captives and orcs and puppies) #ask #anonymous #anon i'm so sorry for this reply i know it's awful

[alexa-crowe]

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#actually sometimes i think about the time someone left a tag on a gifset of mine saying they didn't like it #and when i made a post tagging them about it #they had the audacity to get mad that i put it in public #like ?????? the tags were already public. #i didn't send them an ask bc i didn't want them to look at it and then just not respond #i was the victim. i wanted control of the situation #if they'd just been like ''i'm sorry it came off wrong i was just making a joke'' i would've been like ''oh okay :)'' #problem solved. literally so simple #and idk. i really don't think about it at all i just randomly remembered it #and no. i really don't think i was in the wrong. #i didn't make the post to be like ''hey everybody go send hate to this person'' #and the worst of it is that the one little hater that stalks this fandom kept bothering a friend abt it #as if they were gonna go ''yeah i agree anna is a terrible person'' #like anon hater went into the inbox of one of the nicest ppl i've had the pleasure of meeting expecting negativity. wake up?? #but next time someone is an ass in my tags i'm just gonna block and move on with my day #because they're not worth my time #rambling

[voidartisan]

So... in Darth Vader and Obi-Wan's interactions...could we say...that Obi-Wan has... the moral high ground????????

#this was a terrible prequel meme joke #i'm so sorry #sw #star wars

[emmafaeru]

me going into a seemingly chill queer discord server, ready to chat with people: "Haha, people must be joking about how toxic the peeps in discord servers are!! I'm sure I'll find some cool people to talk to and get over my fear of social interation slightly!!"

me, leaving the same discord server two hours later, blood on my face and clothes in tatters, ribs broken and breathing hard: "I'm never fucking going back in there again"

#someone started having an anxiety attack about their friend and logged on to try to get help(<- bad idea but understandable) #the entire fucking server started clowning on them and making jokes at their expense because. they had the audacity to ask for help??? #actually fucking vile cess pit of people. I found 2 cool peeps who had also just joined but I am never using discord again #I thought the statements about like isolated communites on discord and other places turning rancid were overexaggerated #but god no. they are not. take it first hand from me that place was fucking awful #new rant in the notes sorry. I can understand not engaging with someone who's struggling if like youre not in the right headspace or smthng #but how fucking awful. how fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to start making fun of the guy going through the anxiety attack #jesus fucking christ. that was fucking terrible #genuinely marred my day as well and I'm so so so upset about it.

[chrisbangs]

anyway 🫶 if i didn't have a job ik id kms so thanks to both of my bosses for hiring me and paying me mwah

#it's not a joke 🫶 #ik i'd be this close to doing it lol #between money and my cardboard men... 🫶 ! nothing else matters to me anymore mmmm #anyway... #just wanted to use my blog as my lil diary... sorry u all have to see this but #whew .. getting it all out so i don't feel terrible for work tmmr 🫶 #plus i'm so busy today i have to be mentally stable and not crying 🫡 #li.txt #dl #neg