#I'm sorry that i look like shit girl

[paoluuuu]

god I still think about the girl at group therapy that told me that "My nails are so colorful and noticable while my clothes are very depressive"

#i hate 13year olds #she also told me that my hair looks BLURRED #I'm sorry that i look like shit girl #i still don't know what she meant by blurred hair #she said it was bc my curls and hair color looks like a drawing #but i don't think that's why she said that

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

#tomgreg #so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin #TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH?? #empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection. #even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit. #oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room? #greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut. #anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1 #are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK #how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet #sick to bastard death of them god #so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to #greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like #girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks #and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk #and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg #doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo #sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed

[navree]

there has GOT to be a way to explain anne boleyn's proto-feminism and importance to history without absolutely shitting on katherine of aragon and acting as if she was basically set dressing for her entire marriage rather than a person in her own right and an important one at that, but i think a lot of stanne's are just virulently misogynistic so they're physically incapable of doing so

#personal #'anne was not catherine content to sit around and be paraded and sew her husband's shirts she hired a shirtmaker' dear god in heaven shut U #stanne's are incapable of viewing feminism through any other lens than 'not like the other girls' #like you do not need to constantly tear down all these other women from the era #and their importance to history - especially katherine #just to make anne look like some miracle #(i think a lot about that person who said anne was the most significant queen in english history) #(when she was a consort for only three years while england has had like six actual queen regnants including her own fucking daughter) #like there's this tendency people have to try and highlight anne's importance by just shitting on any other woman tangentially close to her #especially katherine cuz you know rivalry and all #like it's just deeply misogynistic i'm sorry #the inability to recognize the importance of the role katherine had as a consort and also as a person and a queen herself #it's just misogyny because she wasn't doing it in some fucking katniss everdeen way #anyway that's my contribution to anne's death day sorry girl but your fans are a fucking nightmare

[localravenclaw]

My take on the handsome Gaunt ♡

#i rarely ever touch on any other HL characters because I'm a Seb girl monogamously #but i still can't stop thinking about this image #lowkey proud of how well this turned out tbh #this is my version of ominis gaunt y'all! #please appreciate my edit #it took me forever to get him exactly the way i wanted #and he's so bloody handsome like shut up #i'm sorry seb for looking disrespectfully #ominis gaunt ai #ai generated #ari edits #do not bloody repost my shit outside of tumblr or i will hunt you down

[uhgood-girl]

do you ever go back to the like crazy mv just to take a moment to appreciate how purposeful the casting of jimin's female foil was? i wonder how many photos they looked through before they found a bone structure similar enough you might mistake it at first glance. the small, delicate nose, puffy lips, soft cheeks over a sharp jaw. she is so intentionally another version of him, this reflection of opposite and self, even if we only ever get quick, dreamy glimpses of her actual face.

everything about this music video is such a good example of show, don't tell in storytelling and it's a perfect accompaniment to the song itself. gosh, i love it. (and by it, i mean park jimin) 🩵

#park jimin #jimin #bts jimin #like crazy #if i were the girl who got casted for looking similar enough to pjm to play his opposite in a mv you wouldn't ever be able to tell me shit #from that point on #like i'm sorry what was that? #i couldn't hear you over the cha ching of this face card #it would be at the top of my resume #good for her

[mrhowells]

what is your favourite clois scene?

I honestly love all their interactions so much that I couldn't even decide on my top five, so I'll just talk about their opening scene in booster because I keep thinking about it and it really captures one of the main reasons I love them so much.

So they're both in transitional periods of their lives, with Clark trying to create a new persona for himself and Lois working towards a promotion, and they're just so... invested and supportive about it?? Lois is helping Clark with his body language and reassures him because he's feeling insecure but then he's like "forget about ME Lois you're up for that promotion!!!" and you can see on his face how proud and excited about it he is like, he's really her biggest cheerleader and I'm😭😭😭

They're best friends and they're in love and above all else they just genuinely want to see each other thrive and be happy and grow into the best versions of themselves and it makes me want to collapse on the floor in tears.

#i'm so sorry i took so long to answer this💀 #i originally wanted to do it after i finished my rewatch but since it's taking me forever... #there's so much more i can say about this scene too like #the banter is just so on point #or clark starting to brood and lois immediately snapping him out of it and being like GIRL STOP. STOP IT IMMEDIATELY #without making him feel like she's invalidating his concerns #she tells him to get over it and he just... nods while looking amused like??? #he's so aware of his drama queen tendencies and can even laugh about them LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME😭 #everyone say thank you lois for bringing that out in him #ALSO LOIS TELLING CLARK TO TRY AND KEEP UP WHILE SHE'S POWER WALKING TO WORK ON HER WAY TO GET THAT PROMOTION SHE'S THE CUTEST PLEASE #THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME SHIT I LIVE AND BREATHE FOR #✉️ #anonymous #smallville #clois #clark kent #lois lane #ellie's smallville thoughts

[jaytalking]

Trying to force myself to finish this so it can stop haunting my dreams.

#yugioh #yami yugi #ygh #i love pain *thumbs up* #WIP #I'm sorry if these colors are in-accurate I've literally just been having fun #manga is like a coloring book 2 me #dark magician girl #dark magician #btw I'm not even joking about the haunting part #Atem (all pharaho'd up) dueled me in a supermarket aisle #he obvs kicked my shit to the curb in like 3 turns #i looked him in the eyes and said “no bitches” to which he nodded(???) #he then high fived me #went for the fistbump #down low but i was too slow #missed his hand and woke up in a cold sweat #so yeah you can understand the kind of stress I'm under

[daz4i]

ik it's not good to latch onto a mental illness as your defining trait but also. babe i don't have much else going on or any other sense of identity beyond it

#''you don't want to heal from depression bc you don't know who you are without it'' yeah no shit. if there's no depression there's no me #also i got the no sense of identity disorder!!!! so!!!! said disorder is just my only identity ig!!!!!! #ik this is why ppl look for labels and i am no different but all my labels hinge on being vague so like . not very helpful #others i know latch onto their nationality/religion/heritage etc. but i definitely don't feel pride in any of those #dare i even say i feel disgust. i am more defined by my disdain for being jewish than my actual judaism #ppl say to let what you love define you. but. i don't love. i mean i love my cat but i don't think that can define me #also maybe I'm just autistic but i don't really get how one can even be defined by what they love 🤔 #and this whole thing is so weird. bc in so many people's head there is this very firm image #and people tell me i seem confident and like i know how i am and that I'm being myself in an honest way #girl i don't even know what myself is!!!! i am more defined by my lack of definition than anything 😭😭😭 #or my worse traits like stubbornness and hypocrisy and obsession #wouldja look at that we just circled back to my bpd. see what I'm saying? #vent #ask to tag #sorry for all the vents today 🫡 i am at my worst actually and i fear i may lose it at any moment ✨️

[byanyan]

byan wearing cute lil pink ribbons in their hair

byan wearing cute lil pink ribbons in their hair while they shout the nastiest string of profanity and just fuckin deck some guy square in the face

#byan looking like some kind of magical girl anime protagonist while doing the most violent shit imaginable #and ruining their cute pink skirt w blood stains #been thinking again about finally giving them some magical girl sort of verse but they're basically an antihero #and this is basically the vibe. I mean... this is kind of just byan's vibe in general but shhh #no actual writing again tonight boys I'm sorry... I want to but I. it's dumb but I physically can't pull my laptop out and sit at it rn #been uh. been kind of a weird uncomfortable headspace day and things - even things I want to do - are hard 🙃 #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.

[mccoyquialisms]

"huh, idk if I'm really 💖💜💙 I don't remember having any crushes on gir--" [abruptly remembers that time I was walking in the quad on campus and saw a girl I found so captivating I nearly full on stopped walking and couldn't stop staring to the point where she NOTICED and I had to hurry away] "--oh my god I'm an idiot."

#girl in the quad if you're out there i'm SO sorry if I made you uncomfortable #please just know I found you so beautiful I was literally struck dumb #to this day i still remember this moment and the way the sun looked on her hair and oh my god i thought it was just artistic appreciation #now would I have wanted to sleep with her back then? debatable. that part I'm still not certain about #still not certain if I would irl at this point in my life #I feel like 'queer' as a label fits me best atm because I don't fit into a neat category #but I know I DEFINITELY don't view love/sex the same as a typical heterosexual person #jesus christ now that I have a fully formed frontal lobe I can look back and be like Holy Shit It Was Attraction the Whole Time #shut up keri #queer

[statementlou]

If there are major age differences, that's treading a lot closer to it and I am sure things have happened that I wouldn't like (*cough Andrew Cushin*, and if older security/ Matt Vines etc are hooking up with very young fans rather than just locals)

What’s the andrew thing 👀👀👀

well I will be honest with you I NEVER liked Andrew Cushin his vibes are just BAD so have I at any point given him the benefit of the doubt? I have not. But... listen when you can tell you can tell, and that guy is a condescending little misogynist who definitely thinks he's too cool for us (louies) and probably the same about Louis tbh or I'll eat my fucking hat. So getting public reports of behavior that wasn't actually like ACTIONABLE, sure, was even so, to me, simply confirmation of what I already felt certain of: that if that's what he's willing to do in front of the cameras, the behind the scenes is worse, you know? But what did he actually do (that I know of), he jokingly asked fans to show ID to prove they weren't underage to come backstage (first of all the coming backstage part was real, he really was trolling the crowds for girls to give the uh special tour or whatever, and second bro if there is question, and third if it really was a joke that's not actually funny to tell you the truth) and he kissed a girl on barricade (at her request). That's it. So I might just be a hater! But I'm telling you: rancid fucking vibes from that guy. Mark my words.

#andrew cushin... no sorry but he's poundshop matty healy to me forever now after that stunt #when I say thats not a funny joke I want you to know that I am speaking as someone who as a teenager #was very enthused about older boys who had just been onstage and thought it was just great and they were doing nothing wrong #and is now an adult and you know what I WAS WRONG my friends and I were CHILDREN and that shit was not actually cool #to be clear idk what went on with michael. Maybe he is also picking girls out of the crowd to invite backstage #in which case honestly... ew. but my impression is we were talking more like meeting people out clubbing post show/ day off kind of thing #which feels very different to me. but I guess I don't actually know... #feel free to send us the gossip kids! #I looked back at what I said about andrew back before and yeah I'm being totally inconsistent... but like I say with him #it was just confirmation of what I already felt sure of #I will say however that I don't actually think michael seems that amazing either like not horrible like andrew but. eh. #wouldn't be blown away if something I found annoying or shitty came out about him

[passwordispassword]

this will never see the light of day on any real account. Tumblr does not count.

#had to scribble out the other people in my girl's frame because I'm not trying to see them #save me manu bennett.....save me.... #good L;ORDDDDDDDD #sorry just looked at him again #That is such a handsome man. #I feel so complicated. I get so offended when people don't find him attractive but I get so offended when people find him attractive #Like yes call my wife beautiful. but also watch yourself. #anywho #WHAT THE FUCK DO I TAG THIS #all about me #artist #artists on tumblr #digital artist #artwork #meet the artist #shitpost #shit post #i can neber tell whayt i look like. am i pale or not. so I always go with pale just in case #manu bennett #mwah

[cassmouse]

Working on my new main original project atm and-

'I'm not gonna go overboard on the poetic romance'

'I'm NOT going to make this too much of a romance'

And then

Oh my god I am going overboard with the romance

#I have such a clear idea of her in my head and she's pretty as shit #so I have to describe that in the most poetic way physically possible obviously lmao #that's how pretty girls work #you can't not do them justice like that #anyway this has been going surprisingly well will update y'all #no name so I can't make a tag for it like tsos 😭 #damn jesus it's been a hot minute since I even looked at tsos #well #this is my life now #but I do feel bad about abandoning colbie and arica like I'm obviously gonna come back to it but I do feel bad 😭😭 #I'm so sorry you two I promise I'll work on y'alls story at some point #ANYWAY this story is still cool as shit #my surrealist horrorrrrr #yeah you can't tell yet lmao #writeblr #writing wip #story extract #still untitled... Might have a title and then a tag for it later down the line?? #surrealist horror wip

[running-in-the-dark]

oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)

I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).

but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.

anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).

#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls #sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising #anything except YOU #that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's #too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem #(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.) #he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :) #got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your #fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head #I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so #it'll be fine). #oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word #of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know #it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever #can't fucking stand him #and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty #opinions.) #(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)

[gcldfanged]

I think it says a lot about men in this fucked up society that grown ass men can look at Natalie Portman's character in The Professional and feel 'uncomfortable'- like this is a traumatized little girl who's been surviving in an abusive family but okay, the film is bad because you feel 'uncomfortable'- Maybe you should feel uncomfortable because you're gross and looking at a child like she's an adult.

#I know that Luc Besson said some gross shit about the movie and the director's cut is AWFUL #but like what I watched which is the original theatrical version i don't see anything wrong #I see a little girl who looks and acts like I did at that age because I had to the adult in situations with grown ass people #i'm sorry this is not rp related but since I reblogged the movie gifs I am mad #◈ ooc

[silverselfshippingchaos]

I forgot to mention but

I GOT THE WIFE FUNKO POP THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!

#ash rambles 💚 #a heaven full of stars 💙❤️ #sorry i forgot to mention #ive been forgetting a lot as of late LMAAOOO ive also been so fixated in a.dam j.ensen that admittedly i havent thought of much else #anyways #WIFE FUNKO!!!! I literally did a happy dance the moment i left the store!! #i didnt expect to find her actuallt #and the guy was like 'tbh i doubt we have her but- OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT SHELF' #and me and a crowd of the workers were like OH SHIT OH SHIT #epic ass moment #im just #ajshajdhenrhwndha #I'm just so happy!!!!! #my wife!!!!! thats my wife!!!!! isnt she perfect? #i also included some pictures of her with my wife plushie! and my red wayfinder too ofc! #excuse how messy my desk is haha #i love how she looks kinda angry and serious ajshajsjs it's cute lmao #muah muah muah ily wifey!!! girl of my dreams!! #I'm so happy shes in my collection now #shes perfect