#ILL PAY YOU

[peachiesnake]

blamy

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #blaze the cat #blazamy #does any one wanna teach me how to render/color i dont know how i think #ill pay you #so much to learn

[mayakimayahai]

Kya bigada hai maine tera bass bache nahi chaheye toh aase dushmani nikalega? Dekh li teri dosti beta (uterus se baat kar rahi hu shhh)

Upar se bhenchod exams bhi hain padhna hai par bed se utha bhi nahi jaa raha

Neend bhi nahi aa rahi chai pe thi abhi

Nahi kya batameezo wale kaam hain yeh main ne

Agar main cramps se mar gyi toh exam nahi dene padenge...just saying I mean

#someone kill me #ill pay you #please just kill me #im gonna go cry now #bhenchod isse acha toh koi chaku ghop de na sidha kaam he khatam #periods #period cramps #fuck my life #desi

[sour-ggrapess]

if kay flock is out of jail by 2025 I WANT A BTS COLLAB OR EVEN JUST JOON OR HOBI

THEY BOTH RICH ASF, LOVE LOUI AND THEY ENERGY COULD MAKE ME HAVE A SEIZURE!!!! KAY IS THE MAIN INSPO BEHIND OPP THOT

#jhope #kook-net #kay flock #nyc #bronx #drill music #ill pay you #for it #🦢 kook net ｡･:*˚:✧｡ #lawddd #free kayflock

[genderfluidsuperhero]

I JUST WANT REAL TITS.

MY FUCKING HEART.

MY FUCKING SOUL.

Ok. What about this? If you have a set of good breast forms or a nice breast plate, I will pay you. Not as much as a new set on Amazon or anything, but I will pay you. I have venmo. I can pay you half now and half when I receive them. We can put it all out publicly so others will help keep me to my word. Whatever is necessary. I am just dying for a decently large and shaped set. Help a queer out plese??? If you have something laying around? Reblog to help save me from this dysphoric shit

#gender disphoria #genderfluid #trans #trans fem #fem #breast forms #breast plate #ill pay you #for reals #help #please help #its christmas #queer #venmo

[bellathepoet]

i dont need therapy i need matthew murdock to comfort me through a panic attack

#someone write this fanfic please #ill pay you #i need it #matthew murdock #matt murdock #daredevil #slutty men #fanfics #angst comfort

[amenokage]

Pls someone write a liushen fic where Shen Yuan replaces Shen Jiu really early on, like when he gets beat up rlly badly as a as a slave or smth, escapes, joins the sect, grows up & makes friends with all the future Qing generation, then RESCUES Luo Binghe as a baby!! Bc why if he knew the plot, would he let him get abandoned as a baby?? I don't think he would tbh, I think he'd try and rescue him long before then imo. Let's get Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu raising Luo Binghe as their son pls & thanks!! I need liushen dads in my life. Let's not traumatize Binghe if we dont need to, he's had enough of that. Also it'd be kinda cute if Shen Yuan made friends with Binghe's parents before they died :')

#svsss #liushen #scum villain #svsss fic #svsss fic idea #pls let me know if this exists already #or if someone decides to write it #im begging #ill pay you #although im broke so like #keep that in mind #untraumatize binghe hours #let binghe live pls

[upirs]

eddie munson piece based off mary on a cross by ghost im begging like please

“your beauty never ever scared me” PLEASE

pLEASE

#PLEASE #ILL PAY YOU #eddie freddie 🫶 #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson

[robotvsheroinbattleofvietnam]

can someone break my heart rq so i can lose my appetite for a week or two

#ill pay you

[tdalejandro]

Anyone wanna draw bonsar ballroom dancing

#ill pay you

[tsuunytsuun]

IDEA.

OKAY, you guys know that show Old Enough? With the little kids running errands for their parents?

OKAY OKAY OKAY, LITTLE BABY MATCHABLOSSOM RUNNING THEIR FIRST ERRAND TOGETHOOOOOOOOOR!

#matchablossom #sk8 the infinity #kojiro nanjo #kaoru sakurayashiki #fic ideas #please somebody write this #ill pay you

[satoriberry]

tanaka x reader but its tarzan au. yes, it's because of the running gag of him being monkey-like.

#berry.rambles <3 #thats so cute wtf??? #someone write this #ill pay you #tanaka x reader #haikyuu x reader

[cathedraldecay]

someone please tell them to play desert song. whoever they asked, did you say desert song

#ill pay you #but also i never told you what i do for a living ??? ohmygor #ohmygod #mcr

[spaghettiwoman46]

Bumper sticker that says "I lost my virginity at the red bull batalla" and it has cool fucking dragons and spikes on it

#shitposting #please make this a thing #ill pay you #in exposure

[softshuji]

Was out getting something just now and I saw a t shirt and it said "this is what an amazing husband looks like" and I'm overcome with a need to buy this.

#anyone wanna model this for me.pls #i have a dream that needs coming true #ill pay you #im gonna put this in a fic watch me

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[loomworld]

im sorry but im w the boomers for scanning qr codes for menus bcs tdy i went to my fav restaurant and i couldnt order bcs they went full on paperless and my mobile data is shit in that area....... wtffff tht ws like the longest 45 mins of my life bcs i was so hungry and they would not take my order even if it depended on their life, they didnt have any sort of wifi in the resto but they solely depended on the people who pay for mobile data each month to be generous enough to open up their hotspot for the people who didnt want to pay for the mobile data...... ive never been more grateful for spotify premium, please have some form of menu in ur restaurant or else i will throw hands

#qr codes #menus #restaurant #do not go paperless PLEASE #im begging you actually #ill pay you #boomers #they were actually right #wow boomers were right????