Love that Star Trek accurately portrays humans in the future as being DTF practically anything. Works wonders for diplomacy.
"Sure I don't find you attractive, but give me ten minutes, your Excellency, and I'll find someone on this ship who's into tentacles and slime."
We may not be super intelligent or super strong, but give humans a chance. We're annoyingly likeable, tenacious, stubborn, and attracted to the weirdest things.
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one thing about Jim is he is gonna have the time of his LIFE doing a little skit during a mission. He is going to do undercover espionage and put his WHOLE ASS into the costume alone (facial reconstruction surgery). He is going to commit to the bit so hard and loop so many people into his little improv theater production that it breaks down a functioning society of androids
And he’s gonna sit there while it happens like this
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liking star trek is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking star trek is gay. YOU are GAY.
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I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used the Vulcan death boop.
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people who don’t think nimoys spock is hot obviously haven’t seen the still of him in the slutty black t shirt that’s at least a size too small for him . y’all know the one
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You heard of white noise.
You heard of brown noise.
But did you consider...
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I’m literally Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the starship enterprise
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imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship
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Kirk's subtle hints of flirtation and Spock's clueless responses are a few of what makes this romance so worthwhile.
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Jim’s oblivious, Spock’s suffering.
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