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knightmareaceblue · 1 year
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So guess what I finally got around to watching?
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anzulvr · 6 months
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Karma with a perfectionist mom-like reader (good grades, sweet, used to be class A yada yada) that pretends to be aloof and innocent but secretly has similar humour to Rio and Karma?
Like imagine reader saying "the things I'd let them do to me." With the most stoic, nonchalant face ever 💀 or them watching Karma beat a bully till they're back with God with a small supportive smile going, "You're doing great, darling! Take your time. 👍"
what’s up ty for request sorry this took forever😭!! This is my first time posting in a while and I still haven’t done all request :,).
— You’re the walking embodiment of the “I could accept him as he is- the atrocities are apart of him” tiktok audio.
— Before you joined E class, no one really knew you personally(except for Karma) so the first few days were pretty formal.
— That was until you got comfortable and your more outgoing side showed through.
— You went from sweet and quiet to making the most out of pocket jokes.
(does anyone say that anymore? idk!!)
— Even then, you’re still really kind and helpful, just not in the ways they’d really expect.
Someone needs tissues? You’ve got it.
Someone feels sleepy? They can rest on your shoulder!
Karma needs 12 ounces of Wasabi and Sriracha to torture a grown man with? You’ve got it.
Your classmates think you’re a bit too helpful.
— Yk how they call Karma a sadist all the time? They coin you with the masochist name to match.
(Couple goals???)
— E class can never guess what you’re next line is going to be.
“That should be me.” And it’s Karma dragging Nagisa in a fight.
— You praise Karma a lot. Like alottt.
(He needs to get the Validation somewhere)
It gets to his head too. (Korosensei needs to humble him again)
Karma will finish beating someone up and all you say is
“Karma you’re so talented!” Or “Karma you’re so strong!!”
(No ones even surprised anymore😭. They’re come to terms with it.)
Course there’s still lots of ways you and Karma differ.
Even if you’re able to be a more real version of yourself after leaving A class you’re still responsible!
So a lot of the times you keep Karma in check.
“Let’s skip.”
“No we can’t..! It’s against the rules and Korosensei would be-”
“Alright, alright I get it.”
— Karma beat money out from some delinquent? You hand out bandaids, unless they were really reallly shitty- in that case no bandaids.
— You get along with Rio so well, like cheese and toast, strawberry & vanilla, and whatever two other things go together!!
She’s so psyched when she finds out you and Karma are together because she can (lovingly?) embarrass the hell out of both of you.
— don’t worry though Karmas already got a great plan to get back at her, and you’ve probably got everything he needs in that bag of yours.
<3 again sorry this took like forever, and sorry to everyone who I haven’t replied to yet :(!! Ik it’s been super long.
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Round 3, Match 14: Bobby Nash vs. Korosensei
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Submitted kids:
Bobby Nash: May Grant, Harry Grant, Evan "Buck" Buckley, and the rest of the 118
Korosensei: Nakamura Rio, Kimura Justice, Hara Sumire, Takebayashi Kotaro, Hayami Rinka, Chiba Ryunsuke, Ristu, Horibe Itona, Terasaka Ryoma, Hazama Kirara, Muramatsu Takuya, Yoshida Taisei, Okajima Taiga, Mimura Koki, Sugaya Sosuke, Fuwa Yuzuki, Okano Hinata, Kurahashi Hinano, Yada Toka, Kataoka Meg, Okuda Manami, Kanzaki Yukiko, Sugino Tomohito, Maehara Hiroto, Isogai Yuma, Akabane Karma, Shiota Nagisa, Kayano Kaede
Propaganda under the cut!
Bobby Nash:
1. “He's an amazing, fun, and responsible stepfather to May and Harry, and it has been said many times in canon that Buck is like a son to Bobby.
"My captain is not my dad, but he might as well be." -Buck
"Mom brought two kids into this marriage, you brought one." -May, talking to Bobby about Buck.”
2. “May says she has two dads and he's one of them. Buck says that Bobby might as well be his dad. He also makes the whole team have family dinners together whilst on call”
3. “Harry and May are his actual step-children who he loves and cares for so well.
Buck says in cannon Bobby might as well be his dad, and when Buck is in a coma Bobby's wife (Athena) tells Buck that Bobby cannot lose another child.
Bobby loses his family pre season 1 and it is because Buck and Hen help him the fully opens up and they become a family.
He cooks for them all every shift.
He has regular bbqs that everyone attends.
He has a constant look of tired dad with too many kids whenever he's with them.
He taught Buck how to cook.”
Korosensei:
“the anime is about how he helps an entire class of kids who do bad in school by actually listening to them and giving them each individual attention in helping them to improve their grades. he learns about their interests to connect with them, and never looks down on them or believes them to be lesser because of their academic status.”
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fumiko-matsubara · 2 years
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Can I ask for some random Bakamura headcanons :⁠0
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Thanks for giving me an excuse to draw them again lmao
Part 1 is HERE
I know I said that they fight over things a lot, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they always have different opinions. In fact, it's the opposite. They are always on the same page that in the times that they don't, they will make sure that everybody and their moms know that they disagree with each other.
But because of that, both of them, most especially Nakamura, can be really hypocritical when they fight (or pick fights)... like how she tried to diss his preference for baggy clothing when she wears baggy clothes herself 😭
After the 3rd period, Chiba and Nakamura would always be seen climbing down the mountain together to buy their classmates the drinks they want from the vending machines stationed near the gates. Nobody wants to know why, but they are less likely to be approached by the main building students especially when they're together.
Because they are friends with everyone in class, they would always find themselves in the same friend group at the end of the day after jumping from one group to another.
Despite their strong disagreement when it comes to each other's music tastes, they're... a designated duo when they go to karaoke. Chiba literally would never hold the mic unless Nakamura says she wants to do a duet with him.
And it's always the love classics that they'd belt out to. So loud and dramatic, it somehow became really unserious.
The other option is Bon Jovi's You give love a bad name.
Korosensei had put them in separate project groups for a reason, after all. Cause when they work on a project together, Nakamura could sing out a single verse and Chiba would immediately follow. It's like an automatic response or something.
They're too loud sometimes when they do that, that it can be quite distracting for their other classmates, so Korosensei had to keep them separated (aka keep Nakamura separated from Chiba because she brings out the uncontrollable side of him).
Long phone calls at night are normal for them. Most of the time it's just Nakamura chatting out whatever was going on in her mind while Chiba tries his best to keep up because she always changes topic every minute. These calls last about 2-3 hours on average.
Chiba was the one who Nakamura kept in touch the most when she went abroad, since he always managed to make enough time to be readily available for calls despite his busy schedule.
Nakamura had likely introduced him to Jessica, who she was rooming with, in one of their video calls.
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heyhellohihowareyou · 2 years
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3-E siblings reaction to the whole Korosensei thing?
Ooh okay okay
The Suginos
Akito: “I can’t believe my brother had to kill an alien octopus creature. COOL! I want to assassinate an alien octopus creature just like you when I’m older!”
Sugino: “Hehe, no you don’t.”
The Muramatsus
Tadamichi: “I can’t believe my brother had to kill an alien octopus creature.”
Muramatsu: “….And?”
Tadamichi: “That’s it. I just can’t believe it.”
The Okanos
Hayato+Toshiro: “You WHAT!?”
Okano: “Yup!”
Toshiro: “But-Wha-HUH!?”
Hayato: “Oh, so when I fell into class 3-E I had to spend the most of my days bored and miserable but when you fell into class 3-E you got to have an octopus as a teacher. So not fair!”
Toshiro: “Yeah, I don’t think that’s the important part here.”
The Kataokas
Seiichi: “Alright Seiichi you prepared yourself for this. Your sister had an alien for a teacher and you know exactly what to do about it.”
Seiichi: “No you don’t, what are you talking about? Why did the government allow a bunch of teens to kill an unkillable creature in the first place?”
Seiichi: “I don’t know but she’s safe at least so that’s something.”
Seiichi: “So you’re not a terrible brother after all, Seiichi.”
Seiichi: “Huh, I guess you’re right, thanks Seiichi.”
Seiichi: “Anytime, Seiichi.”
Kataoka: “…Dad, Seiichi’s officially lost it!”
The Kanzakis
Yuzuru: “So the same creature that allegedly blew up the moon was also your teacher?”
Kanzaki: “Correct.”
Yuzuru: “And the government assigned you and your classmates to kill him?”
Kanzaki: “Correct.”
Yuzuru: “And if you guys didn’t, the whole world would’ve been destroyed?”
Kanzaki: “Correct.”
Yuzuru: “…”
Kanzaki: “…”
Yuzuru: “……I’m gonna need to sit down for this, my god.”
The Isogais
Yuki: “Huh!?”
Yume: “WHAT!?”
Yuki: “Okay, so what was the octopus like? Was he friendly? Was killing him hard? Do you miss him? Di-
Yume: “DID YOU DIE!?”
Isogai: “Well Yuki, Koro-Sensei, what we liked to call him, although was a bit strange at first, we all came around to love him. He did everything in his power to keep us safe and encouraged us to always do our best. Of course killing him was hard, he was unkillable after all. When we actually got around to killing him, it was still the hardest thing in the world. I certainly miss him but he had to go or you guys, mom, or any of us wouldn’t be here anymore.”
Isogai: “And no, Yume, I didn’t die.”
Yume: “Oh thank god!”
The Maeharas
Haruko: “Let me get this straight, the government put a bunch of teens in charge of killing literally an unkillable creature…”
Maehara: “Uh-huh.”
Haruko: “if you guys failed the world as we know it would’ve been doomed…”
Maehara: “Uh-huh.”
Haruko: “and along the way, your new gym teacher kneed you in the stomach and slapped one of your other classmates then a couple of months later poisoned you and half of your other classmates, a student teamed up with one of your teacher’s enemies and almost made you and your classmates drown and fall over a waterfall, your English teacher almost left you and your classmates for dead for some other assassin, one of your other classmates apparently was lying about her identity the whole time and had the same tentacles as your teacher, your original teacher apparently died from protecting your alien teacher, and you and your peers had to choose between whether you guys wanted kill your teacher or find a way to save him and for some reason you chose save?”
Maehara: “…Uh-huh.”
Haruko: “…How?”
Maehara: “Hm?”
Haruko: “How are you so nonchalant about this? You’re fourteen Hiro, fourteen year olds shouldn’t be put in situations like that.”
Maehara: “…”
Haruko: *sigh* “Himeko, you got anything you want to say about this?”
Himeko: “Yup! Hiro, you planning to share some of that money with your fav sister?”
Haruko: “HIMEKO!”
Himeko: “Hey! I’m just asking the important question here!”
The Fuwas
Reiji: “I can’t believe it… my little sister has been living the shounen dream right under my nose!”
Fuwa: “I know right!?”
Reiji: “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!?”
Fuwa: “Even though I really wanted to tell you, I was supposed to keep it a secret.”
Reiji: “Ah okay, classic manga trope, got it! I’m definitely going to tell Mr. Tanaka about all this! You got anything else you’d like to tell me about your teacher?”
Fuwa: “I do but this post is getting too long and Hailey spent the last of her energy writing the last two scenarios.”
Reiji: “Ah, I see.*What the hell is she talking about*”
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luna-loner · 2 years
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What kind of important lessons/assassination skills could the five virtuosos themselves teach E Class?
Interesting question, never thought much about it.
When it comes to assassination skills, I don't think the B5 can offer much; they're inexperienced compared to their new classmates. Sure, Gakuhsuu can teach them something about martial arts, but they're already learning how to fight in P. E. Ren may give seduction tips and tricks, but they're nothing better than or different from Irina's lessons. The remaining three don't have anything to offer in this department, so all the B5 just stick to teaching their favorite subjects.
For life lessons, I can see them influencing some E Class students to be better versions of themselves.
Araki and Gakushuu for example, can make Isogai a better leader. He's already a good leader, but there are times he when he's not assertive enough. I mentioned the drone incident in the "B5 in E Class" post and how Gakushuu called him out on it. After that an embarrassed Isogai decides to set his foot down more often.
Isogai has a nasty habit of putting others' needs before his own and not asking for help. Gakushuu's also guilty of the latter, and Araki knows it, so after warming up to Isogai, he offers to help him out. I hc that Araki is also a leader-type, so he convinces to let Isogai put him in charge every now and then. Sure, Megu's there, but the more hands on the deck, the better, right? Araki can also offer his experience and views on what makes a good leader.
Now if only he could get through a certain stubborn strawberry blond
There's Ritsu and Seo. It's canon others use her for their own amusement, whether that be Takebayashi and Terasaka turning her into a maid, or Irina having her turn into some Karasuma dating sim game. Ritsu believes she's just helping out her friends as always, but after listening to Seo points out how stupid it is to use an AI meant for assassination to goof around, she starts to see his point.
While they're on the subject, she innocently asks Seo why it's difficult for Seo to just do as others say. Seo talks about how you shouldn't always do what others tell you, especially when it goes against your views/morals/etc... You gotta learn how to say no.
Ritsu starts to understand the concept of free will a bit better. She'll continue to indulge Irina and the Maid gang, but there's going to be a limit. She'll prioritize her studies and the assassination over every thing else.
Koyama may have a minor influnece in comparision. One day, Nagisa approaches him and asks about his hair length and if it's uncomfortable. Koyama doesn't think so and he likes how he looks. He doesn't know how relieving his words are to Nagisa, who was being forced to let his hair down at home and be reminded of how feminine he looks. Seeing Koyama willingly keep his hair long makes him feel a little less insecure about the length of his hair. In a way, it gives Nagisa some sense of control over his miserable situation if that makes sense. This is alos one of the many factors that push him towards accepting his looks during the school festival.
Now, imagine after the Hiromi disaster, Koyama recalls that seemingly unimportant conversation about hair and puts two and two together. He's not good at comforting people, so he doesn't really say anything to Nagisa. It's Seo who kinda does that since him and Nagisa are "Sonic Ninja buddies" It's awkward, but Seo asks if he's okay, then about his crazy mother, which leads to Seo pretty much trash talking her and telling Nagisa to ditch her. So now you have Korosensei and Seo urging Nagisa to tell his mom off, albeit in different styles. (Seo's just being a good friend, okay?)
Back to Koyama, when he sees Karma and Rio playfully dress Nagisa in a maid costume, he just goes off on them. Think back to how he yelled at Okuda at the library and multiple it by ten-- this guy's like a Seo 2.0 😰
As always, Nagisa tells him it's fine, but Koyama just yells at him to shut up and proceeds to drag him away from the other two. Koyama pauses after realizeing what he's doing and lets him go. He starts walking away, then suddenly turns around and tells Nagisa to "man up and stop letting those two clowns tease you!" He tried sounding tough, but it came out pretty awkward and unsure. Again, this guy sucks at comforting others.
(Meanwhile, the demon duo are being chewed out by Seo, who witnessed Koyama's spiel. Imagine Korosensei has a picture of that and it shows up right after the one where Karma and Rio are dressing Nagisa up.)
Still, that's not stopping Yada from pretending she and Gakushuu are siblings because of their freaking eye color!
Then, there's Fuwa. I hc Koyama loves fantasy, it wouldn't be hard for Fuwa to get him into manga. However, he starts to see how easily distracted she tends to get, or how she neglects her studies in favor of manga. So, it's up to him to keep her from falling behind, and what better way of doing so than writing fanfictions of her favorite manga that's littered with chemical formulas? Or studying biology to theorize about a non-human character's physiology?
Araki decides to help out, too....by comfiscating her manga and teaching her about time managment. And Koyama, her so-called friend, just sits there and laughs at her melancholy.
As for Gakushuu, I can see him teaching Yada self-defense to ward off unwanted attention. Now, Yada dislikes violence, hence why she focuses on negotiations. Gakushuu points out she can't always talk her way out of danger, whether she likes it or not. So, Yada begrudgingly lets him train her. This was a request from Ren by the way, even if he also dislikes violence.
Gakushuu: I taught you how to fight.
Yada: Doesn't mean I have to.
Gakushuu: *sigh*
Yada: Come on, baby brother, you don't want a bad guy bothering your sister on her way to bus stop, right?
Gakushuu: You are my worst student yet.
Gakushuu: And don't call me baby brother! If we're going to pretend to be siblings, why can't we pretend that I'm older?
Yada: Because you aren't?
Gakushuu: And you aren't my sister!
Yada: So?
Gakushuu:...
Don't worry, Yada does eventually put her training to use, and makes sure to tell Shuu about it later. The guy has this giant smug on his face, clearly proud of himself (oh, and Yada, too)
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tuulikannel · 27 days
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Anybody want to read more assclass tragedy? No? Yes? Well, it's happening anyway.
A little ago I played through this game called The Painscreek Killings. I think I mentioned it about a week and a half ago...? And since then, I got all but possessed by this plotbunny. (It was totally a rapid one.) During this time I've now written almost 30k of this fic... just finished it today. (I told you I was possessed) I'll probably start posting it later this week, but I still got to read it through and see if everything will hold together.
It's pretty much just a retelling of the game with AC characters (and in the end, I have to say everyone fit their roles even better than I thought). There are some changes, additions and omissions, though, but the overall plot is the same.
Our cast, for anyone curious:
Charles Roberts – Gakuhou Trisha Roberts – Gakushuu (…Shuu will be a boy tho.) Scott Brooks – Karma Sofia – Aguri Father Matthew – (human) Korosensei Derrick – Ren A maid – Irina (I kinda combined different maids into one here) Andrew – Ono (Karma’s D class teacher, if you remember) Dr Johnson – Yanagisawa Bernard – Takaoka Steven Moss – Karasuma And of course, Nagisa is the journalist (the character you play as) trying to figure out the murder.
(As for Vivian, Gakuhou’s wife and Shuu’s mom, and the murder victim… she is the same character as in the game.)
I do like this story a lot, but it sure is a sad one. :/ A tragedy for pretty much everyone involved.
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AssClass in Canada Vibes
From someone who’s lived here for the past 3 years lmao, I thought this idea was funny
For the sake of simplicity, let’s say we’re talking about Toronto/GTA, so basically major city area
The kids grabbing Tim Hortons before or after class, and hanging out there all the time
Korosensei bringing them timbits as a class snack but ends up eating them all
Yada and the girls taking Irina to a Shoppers Drug Mart to pick out makeup and beauty products
Most of the kids in Kunugigaoka saying ‘pardon’ way too many times lol
Every kid at this school crowding up the TTC after school, and getting on there in the mornings for class
The class takes a trip to Wonderland!! It’s kind of a hot mess lmao, but still fun. Okajima gets dared to go on Leviathan and he’s traumatized
Karma actually gets inspired to become a bureaucrat because he’s annoyed by how expensive living in Canada is
Definitely way more hockey players. And fans/fanatics as well lolol. Kunugigaoka would probably have a renowned hockey team
Who would play hockey? Hmm I’m thinking Terasaka, Kimura…who else lol?
Korosensei invests in the best, fanciest, most expensive and pure maple syrup. Just kidding, he’s broke and got it as a teaching gift from Gakuhou
I can see Nagisa’s mom going on intense rants about Trudeau and the government, she just has that energy
Half the class loves ketchup chips, and the other half can’t stand it. No in between (I am someone who hates them)
Gakushuu is a gremlin and always cuts an incredibly microscopic hole in the bagged milk just to annoy his household
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superanimeidiot · 3 years
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what was supposed to be a teeny tiny drabble (it’s not)
Ok so I was writing Karma’s confrontation with his mother and then THIS scene popped into my head. It doesn’t fit at all in the chapter (it’s supposed to be about Karma and his mom duh) but I really really wanted to write it anyway so I figured I would write the little scene and post it here but THEN it turned into this 2k word monstrosity that was SUPPOSED to be a SMALL SCENE but it decided it was going to make me stay up until 2 AM WRITING IT and it just wouldn’t LEAVE ME ALONE. So yeah I’m kinda sleep deprived and this has only been very lightly proofread and hasn’t gone through nearly as much fine-tuning as I normally put my writing through but it is currently 2:37 AM and I am satisfied with it for now so HERE HAVE THIS SCRAP I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
(also this is set the night Korosensei died. If I’m remembering canon right they killed Korosensei then, like, hid up in their classroom until leaving for graduation? Which is so messed up on so many levels like why did they go straight from a very traumatic event to their graduation without even seeing their families or SLEEPING???? So I hereby declare that, with the whole crisis thing, Kunugigaoka postponed the graduation ceremony and after they killed Korosensei Class E was taken to that government station place I vaguely remember they were taken to in canon and their parents were called to pick them up.)
Karma is curled up in a stiff plastic chair, knees pulled up to his chest, a shock blanket wrapped around his shoulders, and his cellphone clutched between his fingers, when his father finds him. Gakuhou doesn’t say anything. He sits beside Karma in his own stiff plastic chair and watches him, not saying a word.
Karma swallows around the lump that’s been lodged in his throat since Korosensei died. “You don’t have to stay with me,” he says, his voice hoarse from the aforementioned lump. He hasn’t spoken since the mountaintop. That’s why the police wrapped him in the shock blanket. “Mom is on her way.”
“Okay,” his father says, but he doesn’t move. 
Karma is too tired to dredge up the familiar anger. He’s too tired for anything. He thinks he’ll be this tired forever - the kind of bone-deep exhaustion that reaches to the soul and weighs his whole body down. He traces a finger across the edge of his phone. 
“They’re going to get rid of you,” he says. He doesn’t sound happy, or vindictive, or smug - just very matter-of-fact. “The parents will be out for blood, and they can’t go after the government. You make a very nice scapegoat.”
His father gives a soft exhale that could, charitably, be called a laugh. “Yes,” he agrees. “My days at Kunugigaoka are over. Does that make you happy?” he asks, only mildly curious.
Karma taps a finger against his phone, considering. “If I was a nice person,” he says, slowly, “I would say no.”
Gakuhou does laugh at that. “You’re my son,” he says. “You were never going to be a nice person.”
Karma glares from the corner of his eye, but doesn’t contest it. “It serves you right,” he decides. “After all the crap you pulled in this school, you deserve to be kicked out on your ass.”
Gakuhou nods. “A fair assessment.”
They sit in silence, neither comfortable nor uncomfortable. Karma’s phone buzzes with a text from his mother, telling him they’re fifteen minutes away but traffic might delay them. Karma wonders what kind of traffic could possibly exist at this hour, then realizes the traffic that occurs after major, life-altering events. He sends back a thumbs up emoji. His hands, unoccupied once more, begin to tap a staccato beat against the back of his cell.
His father remains absolutely still in his chair, no signs of nervous movement or absentminded tics. Clearly, Karma’s restless nature was not inherited from him. He seems content to sit with Karma in silence, but Karma, suddenly, is not.
“Why are you here?” he blurts out, with zero forethought. 
Gakuhou tilts his head. “Do you want me to leave?”
“That’s not an answer.”
His father huffs a quiet laugh, nodding his acknowledgement. “I saw the news,” he says after a long stretch of silence. “The reporter was talking about some monster in Kunugigaoka, and the government wasn’t saying anything. Nobody knew what was going on, just that something was happening and it was bad.” He pauses, and Karma waits, wondering when his father would get to the point that led him to sitting in an uncomfortable chair, keeping his estranged son company in the small hours of the morning.
“And then your mother called me.”
Karma visibly startles in his chair as a bolt of surprise rips through him. He’d been staring at his shoes during his father’s story, but now he turns to openly gape at Gakuhou. Never in a million years would he guess his mother would ever willingly, of her own volition, speak to his father again.
“Was she mad?” He realizes how stupid the question is as soon as it leaves his mouth. 
A wry sort of smile twists Gakuhou’s lips. “I think furious is putting it lightly. I couldn’t understand some of what she said through the screaming, but I got the gist. You had run off to Kunugigaoka on some suicide mission for your class, and if anything happened to you she would string me up herself.”
“She didn’t really say that,” Karma denies, then hesitates. “Did she?”
“No,” Gakuhou says drily, rubbing a tired palm against his eyes. “She was much more graphic.”
Karma’s jaw drops again. He can picture it suddenly, playing clear in his mind like a movie: his mother red-faced and rumpled in her pajamas as she screams at his father through her cell phone, crying and issuing threats in the same breath; his father, sitting at his desk or on his couch, watching the news in blank shock and listening to his ex-wife’s promises to kill him if anything happened to Karma.
Karma swallows roughly. “You deserve that too.”
“Yes,” Gakuhou agrees. “I do.”
Karma nods once, sharply, waiting for Gakuhou to resume his explanation.
“Your mother ran out of steam eventually and hung up. I called Karasuma and asked him what was going on, and he told me what he could. I woke Gakushuu up, told him what was happening and not to answer the door or phone unless it was me, and then I drove here.”
Karma nods again, thoughtfully this time. “That’s still not an answer,” he points out. “Why are you here,” he stresses, “with me, sitting in this stupid chair when you could be literally anywhere else?”
Gakuhou frowns, slumping back in his chair in a casual show of exhaustion Karma has never seen on him. “You’re my son,” he says, a raw edge in his voice, as if that is all the explanation required. “My youngest child.”
“I’m not a little kid anymore.”
“No,” his father agrees, almost sadly. “You’re not. You don’t need me to protect you anymore. This is probably more for me than you, anyway. I needed to know you were safe.”
He scoffs. “I didn’t know you cared.”
The wry smile makes a reappearance. “Neither did I. I had convinced myself I didn’t care what happened to you or your mother. At least, until you popped up in the last place I expected to find you.” He sighs softly, head tilting back to watch the ceiling. “I have many things to apologize for, Karma. I messed up with you in so many ways. But I don’t think you want to hear them right now, so I thought I could sit with you until your mother got here and…” he pauses, searching for the right words. He must give up on finding them, though, because he sighs gustily and sinks lower into his chair. “I don’t know what I’m doing here,” he admits. “I doubt I offer much in the way of comfort. Do you want me to leave?”
Karma considers. “Any other night, I would probably say yes. But tonight…” 
Tonight, they killed Korosensei. Tonight, he scraped his nerves raw during his confrontation with his mother. Tonight, he’d been sitting by himself in a stiff chair, wrapped in a shock blanket, replaying the night in his head and feeling more and more adrift until his father sat down beside him and made him feel less alone. 
“Tonight, you can stay,” he says. It’s still not forgiveness. His father hasn’t apologized yet, and Karma still hasn’t decided whether he’ll grant it. If anything, it’s a white flag - a temporary cease-fire. For now, it’s enough.
Gakuhou nods, and they settle back into silence. 
A while later, his phone buzzes again. It’s another text from his mother. They’re five minutes away now. His time with his father is ticking away. He wonders how he should spend it. Silence is probably safest. Karma is too numb right now to work up enough anger for a fight, but if he opens his mouth and says the wrong thing he might mess up the fragile truce they’ve landed on. He realizes, to his slight consternation, he doesn’t want to mess it up. 
What he does want, he realizes, is the answer to one simple question. If he’s lucky, Gakuhou will answer. If he’s really lucky, he’ll be too numb with shock for the answer to hurt too badly. 
He fiddles with his phone some more, twisting it in his fingers as he considers whether to ask his next question.  “If I ask you something,” he says, haltingly, “will you give me an honest answer?”
“Yes,” is the immediate reply.
“You’ll tell me the truth?” he presses. “Even if it hurts me? Even if it makes me hate you?”
“I thought you already hated me,” Gakuhou says, amused. Then, more serious, “I won’t lie to you, Karma. Even if it hurts. Ask your question.”
Karma nods, still considering. He checks his phone and sees he only has a few minutes before his parents arrive. Whatever, he thinks, metaphorically tossing up his hands. I’ve been torturing myself with this for years. At least now I’ll know. 
“Were you sad when mom took me?”
He’d like to say the room grew quiet after he spoke, but that would be a lie. People are still bustling around them, fielding phone calls and doing whatever government people do after a major crisis. The world moves on, even when you’re falling apart. 
Still, in their corner of the room, Karma feels like a bubble has separated him and Gakuhou from the rest of the world. The noise of other people doesn’t exist anymore. For him, there is only silence and the sound of his heartbeat as he waits for Gakuhou to answer.
It takes a long time. Or maybe it just feels long because he’s holding his breath.
“When I watched her drive away,” his father says, measuring the words out bit by bit, “and realized that was it - when I realized she was taking you and you weren’t coming back…” He sighs, a heavy sound. “Yes. It didn’t feel real until that moment. I watched the car disappear and thought I was having a heart attack. I locked myself in my office and drank an entire bottle of sake until it stopped hurting. I didn’t cry,” he muses aloud. “I think I was too sad to cry. Too sad, and I didn’t think I deserved to. It was my fault, after all. I drove you both away. I didn’t have the right to cry about it.”
Karma rests his chin on top of his knees as he processes. If he was in his right mind, he would probably be angry. That’s his typical response to anything his father says or does. The anger still feels far away right now, but he knows he’ll feel it eventually. Maybe not tomorrow (today?) or even the next day - not with grief for Korosensei still so fresh in his heart. Eventually, though, he’ll replay his father’s confession and feel a blood boiling rage he won’t know what to do with. It’s what he’s been waiting for all these years: his father admitting he loved him, maybe even that he still loves him. It’s every wish he’s ever made since he was a little kid. He’ll feel angry and heartbroken all over again, and he won’t even have Korosensei to help him deal with it (and oh, that thought sends a fresh wave of grief over him, so powerful he almost drowns in it. He latches onto the numbness and sinks further into it. It’s safer there).
He isn’t angry now, though, just numb and a little sad. He lifts his chin from his knees and presses his face against them, wrapping the blanket even tighter around himself. He’s hiding - either from his father or the world in general. He doesn’t know for sure, and he doesn’t feel like analyzing it. 
“If you had told me that six years ago,” he says into his knees, muffled but still audible, “I would’ve forgiven you for anything.”
It’s the truth. Eight year old Karma would have done anything to hear that his father was sad he left, that he loved him enough to be sad. He would have let go of every bitter feeling in his heart and forgiven Gakuhou wholeheartedly for every misdeed. Eight year old Karma, he thinks, was an idiot. 
Not an idiot, a voice that sounds suspiciously like Nagisa chides. Just a child. Just a kid who wanted to hear that his father loved him. That’s not stupid. That’s just how kids are.
His father doesn’t say anything, but Karma didn’t really want him to anyway. They’ve both said their piece. It’s too late to change the past, and neither are even sure if they have a future. Sometimes it’s best to let sleeping dogs lie. 
His phone buzzes, but this time it keeps buzzing. Twisting his head to the side so his cheek is pressed against his legs, he checks it. It’s his mother. She’s here, presumably, and looking for him. Time to go. He sighs, letting his feet fall to the floor as he stands, the blanket sliding from his shoulders and landing in a heap on his empty chair. He answers the call.
“Hi, mom,” he murmurs as he walks away. “I’m on my way out now.”
He doesn’t say goodbye.
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mono-dot-jpeg · 4 years
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mother knows best - k. akabane
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Summary: Now if you thought Karma was sadistic, boy, you haven’t met his mom.
Genre: Bullet Fic, Comedy, Wholesome in the end though
a/n: this is not incest shit, okay? just clarifying that now. anyways, thank you for requesting! hope you enjoy and sorry that i haven’t set this up like a one shot, i thought that this was better in a bullet fic form!
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okay here we go
so it’s parent/teacher conference day
karma is not really worried abt it because usually you’re busy with work and you never attend parent/teacher conferences 
at least that’s what he thought until he hears your voice
“akabane, im sorry i missed out on a lot of things. you have a lot to tell me now!” he was unfazed as you started to dote on him
also unfortunately, you had come during school hours though (but maybe that was on purpose, he didn’t know)
“karma, who is this?” one of his classmates asked him
“oh! my bad, i haven’t introduced myself, im akabane’s mother.” you smiled
there was something about that smile that nagisa felt uneasy about
if this is karma’s mom, who knows what she’ll act like nagisa thought 
“mom, please go meet our teacher, isn’t that what you’re here for?” karma told you
“yeah, yeah, i will. have fun with your friends, honey!” you hugged karma before quickly kissing him on the forehead before leaving to find korosensei
since you had left, the class was blurting out questions at the red head about you
“don’t ask any questions about my mom, this is getting uncomfortable.” he said after hearing a comment from okajima about your,,,, figure
I don’t really see where karma gets his sadist tendencies from... looks wise, his mom and him do look similar. nagisa thought to himself but where else would the similarities end?
so here you are with korosensei, you look almost bored as you talk with him. you can see how nervous korosensei was
see you were the only parent that knew of korosensei’s true indenity, but that was only because you had connections, and a lot of them
one hour later and all the students could hear was korosensei screaming.
i guess that’s where karma’s violent tendencies come from, nagisa can hear some laughter from you, and his sadistic tendencies.
you exit the teacher’s lounge, looking the same way you did before you entered it. korosensei seemed very traumatized
“akabane sweetie, please don’t hide anything for me again.” you tell your son. “let’s go.” karma follows you as he casually waves his classmates goodbye
“wanna get some dessert?” you asked
“of course i do.” after that response, you wrapped an arm around his shoulders, kissing his forehead.
“love ya kid. but do as i say not as i do.”
“of course mom..” 
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lofitowns · 4 years
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I would like to request an one-shot where Female Reader is Nagisa’s mother and also a former assassin. As Nagisa’s mother, she’s sweet, she’s beautiful, she’s doting towards Nagisa her son but during a parent/teacher day, she will reveal her past as an assassin to Korosensei but she’s glad to hear that her son is also one of the best students of the school.
mother’s intuition
❝ THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS YOU DON’T TELL ME. BUT, THAT’S OKAY. ❞
pairing: nagisa shiota x mother! reader
word count: 1655
summary: in which you have a parent-teacher conference with your son’s e-class teacher and reveal your past (fem! reader)
warnings: mention of death
a/n: i’m so sorry for how long this took me to get out. i started school and i’ve been drowning in work and have had no motivation to do anything. thank you for your patience. i haven’t watched assassination classroom in a while, but i did my best!
also i try to stay away from specifying gender, but since they asked for a mother, i ended up using feminine pronouns.
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     You had never told your son about your previous occupation. Being an assassin never really came up in normal conversation. 
     That was something you kept in your past. It seemed like a lifetime ago, you had changed a lot since then.
     For one, you gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. Nagisa Shiota. 
     You had been twenty-eight at the time and you were in love. He seemed to be the man of your dreams. He understood you, for he was from the same profession. You assumed you’d be together forever. 
     But forever doesn’t always last. 
     After he was killed, you refused to continue your work as an assassin. It just wasn’t for you anymore, you even took your fallen lover’s name, Shiota, to distance yourself from it. You were skilled, one of the best, and they were sad to see you go.
     Some days you missed it. You’d be sitting in your office chair, a stark contrast to how free you used to be, and think back. How the cool metal of a gun felt in your hands, how your fingers locked around the trigger. 
     Ever since being moved down to Class E, Nagisa had been busier than before. He was probably just studying more, you assumed, and maybe he had even made some friends! At least, that’s what you hoped. You had no real idea of what was happening in the classroom on the hill.
     When Nagisa told you they were holding parent-teacher meetings, you were excited! While he didn’t go into detail, he would tell you over dinner how much he liked his teachers. How they were supporting him and making his confidence grow. As his mother, you couldn’t think of anything better. 
     As the night grew nearer, Nagisa seemed to become more... Hesitant about you going. You could tell he was hiding something, a quirk you developed after your many years in the field. Now that you thought about it, it seemed like he had been hiding something for a while. You just never thought anything of it because you trusted him to talk to you.
     You could tell something was off as soon as his school building came into view. Your shoulders were stiff and your brow furrowed.
     “You coming, mom?” Your blue-haired boy questioned, a few feet in front of you. You hadn’t realized your feet had stopped moving. 
     A gentle smile pulled at your lips in reassurance, “Of course, sweetheart.”
     The building was longer than it was tall and looked to be made of flimsy wood. It didn’t look as put together as the main school building did. Of course, you were a bit disappointed that your son had been pushed down, but you would always support him. It also didn’t seem fair to you that the lowest students were moved to a different building.
     Disregarding that fact, you walked through the open double doors. Your eyes scanned around the walls, your ears tuning themselves into the hushed voices. Another trick you picked up on the job.
     There was a small laugh and then a door creaked open, a tall, dark-haired teenager and an older woman walking out. 
     “Nagisa!” The boy’s voice boomed in the quiet hallway. 
     The corner of your son’s lip quirked up as he gave him a small wave, “Hey, Okajima.”
     The boy’s attention was dragged to you. You could practically see his eyes bulging out of their sockets and his tongue roll out of his mouth. You pretended not to notice, bowing your head in greeting.
     “You must be Nagisa’s classmate. I’m his mother,” You greeted, sending who you assumed to be his mother a smile. 
     “Good evening. Yes, I’m Okajima’s mother. It’s very nice to meet you.”
     After exchanging pleasantries, you took a few more steps towards the office door.
     “That’s your mom? Whoa.” You heard a voice behind you say. His mom whispered scolding words before dragging him out the door.
     You shook your head, laughing under your breath. “Come on, your teacher’s waiting for us, right?”
     A flustered Nagisa nodded quickly, walking in front of you to open the door. When he did, that sense of uneasy from earlier returned. 
     Your eyes narrowed as you stared down at his apparent teacher. His head was far too circular and he didn’t seem to have very many human features. The teacher, turning his head to you, flashed you a grin. What exactly was going on at this school?
     “Ah, you must be Nagisa’s mother! What a pleasure to meet you!”
     Choosing your words with caution, you turned to your son. “You can wait outside if you want.”
     You didn’t fail to notice the way Nagisa’s eyes flickered from you to his teacher or the slight nod his teacher gave him.
     Settling yourself in the wooden chair, you turned your attention back to the teacher in front of you. 
     “It’s a long trek up the mountain,” he started, arms waving around like noodles, “Would you like a drink?”
     Without wasting any time, you began questioning him. 
     “What are you?”
     His posture stiffened and his eyes darted around the room. He cleared his throat, acting like nothing happened, “I’m not sure what you mean, ma’am. I’m your son’s teacher, Mr. Karasuma.”
     You were about to retort when the door slammed open. There stood a beautiful blonde woman, hands settling on her hips. 
     “I just saw Nagisa walkout. Is his mom not coming?” She had failed to notice your presence. 
     The thing, you knew he couldn’t be a teacher, in front of you cleared his throat once more, nodding in your direction. Her blue eyes snapped to you, widening a bit. Her face contorted in confusion before turning to recognition.
     “Are you...?” Her voice almost seemed hesitant as she stepped farther in the room to take in your face.
     “Are you (y/n) (l/n)?” 
     Now that was a name you hadn’t heard in a while. Your mouth opened and closed a few times, trying to figure out the best way to answer. Alarm bells were ringing in your head. How did this stranger know your given name?
     “No! This is Nagisa’s mother. (y/n) Shiota!” 
     “I’ve seen your picture before. You knew Lovro.” She seemed to disregard his comment.
     That was another name you hadn’t heard in a while. You pursed your lips, a battle going on in your mind about what to say next.
     “And you are?” You questioned, eyebrow raising in suspicion.
     “Irina Jelavić. He trained me.”
     Your mouth all but fell open. The figure behind the desk started flailing his arms around, whisper yelling at the woman. He questioned why she had even mentioned that and that she would blow their cover.
     Your eyes turned back to the “teacher” in front of you. You knew something was going on up here. “Who are you and why are you teaching my son? Why are there assassins in the same building the children are learning?”
     A strained laugh fell from his lips, glancing between you and Irina. “Well... You see...” 
     The blonde stepped forward, setting her hands on the desk and leaning towards him, “She used to be an assassin. I looked up to her for years. If Nagisa is her son, she’d be happy to know of his progress.”
     The alarm bells in your head were louder now to the point you could barely hear. Question after question kept popping into your mind. 
     After a few more attempts at coaxing, the figure behind the desk finally shoots up. A few papers flew off the desk before he was standing in front of you in a completely different form. 
     They explained it to you, not in as much detail as you would have liked, but you understood the gist. This creature had blown up the moon and now they were training a group of kids to kill him. To top that off, if they didn't, he would destroy the Earth.  
     You scoffed a few times, thinking to yourself that this couldn’t be real. This was all a big joke. Your son couldn’t be training to be an assassin under your very nose. But you took a look at the creature in front of you and decided to believe them. What did they have to gain from lying?
     “How... How is he doing?” You asked, settling back into the stiff chair you had been sitting in since your arrival. 
     “He’s one of the best in the class. It seems, from what Mrs. Jelavić says, that he takes after his mother.” The creature answered. A small smile tugged at your lips as you listened to him, Korosensei, speak.
     “He even came to me the other day, thinking maybe he should be an assassin after he finishes school. He’s very smart, very resourceful.” He continued to explain.
     Even though you had left it in the past, hearing all the things he said about your son made your heart swell. You could tell just from how he spoke how much Korosensei cared for your son.
     “Should I tell him? About what I used to be.” You finally questioned, furrowing your eyebrows in thought. The large creature across from you chuckled and reached out to place a tentacle on your shoulder.
     “Do what you think is right.”
     You gazed at him before standing up, bowing your head at the two in farewell. 
     “Thank you, both of you, for telling me. Nagisa has been a lot happier since he came here. He thinks very highly of all his teachers. He’s becoming more confident every day.”
     The cool night air greeted you after you walked through the main doors. Nagisa was leaning against the exterior, watching the tops of the trees sway in the wind. The moment your foot stepped on the grass, his eyes averted themselves to look at you.
     You sent him a warm smile, “Come on, let’s go home. I think there’s a lot we need to talk about.”
thank you for reading :) have a good day!
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narwalbby · 4 years
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assassination classroom babies dealing with quarantine headcanons ✨
Lizzie You’re literally my favorite person on this Platform, Thank you so much for all your support, I don’t deserve this 🤧💕
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AssClass Quarantine Headcanons:
Class E:
This is the worst that could possibly happen to Nagisa. Poor boy has to stay with his damn Psycho Mom and she won’t let him go out ever. Korosensei secretly Checks on him every two days tho, just to make sure she doesn’t do anything too bad
Kirara secretly misses her Classmates (mostly the Terasaka Squad), but she uses her free time to learn new spells and to explore her hobbies a little deeper
since Itona only owns that Garage of his dad Terasaka has offered him to stay at his house
The Terasaka Squad does Videochats per Zoom every now and then, but it‘s so chaotic Kirara sometimes just leaves shhshs
Karma uses his time to either study, play Videogames or think of new ways to kill Korosensei
He never sleeps. Karma doesn’t know sleep
Now that his parents also have to stay home, he finally talks about them and how he feels neglected by them. It was a heartwarming Conversation and everything‘s a little better now
The Girls have an own Groupchat and have weekly Zoom Meetings, where they talk about how they’ve been doing and stuff
Sumire opened up a YouTube channel, where she shows people how she cooks all kinds of food! She‘s semi popular! (All thanks to Mimura and his Filming Skills)
Sugaya tries out new stuff with art. He made a sculpture, he drew with oil paint, tried out many cartoon styles and also pointed with Acrylic paint
His mom thinks about selling some of his pictures but he refuses (Never steal my mans art 😤)
Kayano feels very lonely without her Classmates and her Sister. She eats tons of Ice Cream and eventually gets over Nagisa!
She also watches a lot of Netflix in that Time, she stays up till 4AM Binge watching her favorite Series all over again
Takebayashi and Fuwa accidentally called each other but ended up talking for over two hours about Anime and Manga
They eventually bonded over this and now recommend each other the newest Manga and Animes (I love these two sm shshsh✨)
Okuda gets much more confident
She stopped braiding her hair and eventually even dyed it in a different color
When Karma and her had a Videochat with Nagisa both of them almost choked to death
Yoshida is so bored that he just rides on their private ground with his motorcycle, but after some time he just looses the fun in it
Muramatsu is tired of cooking Ramen and tries out some of Sumire‘s recipes! He‘s not a perfect cook, but he improves day to day! (Underrated Characters are superior, change my mind🍜💞)
Megu and Isogai Check on the others daily, like the responsible Class Preps they are! They make sure no one is sick and everyone is comfortable at home
Well, you see, Okajima would just watch Porn. I wish I could go deeper, but everytime I think about him it’s just... Porn.
Oh, but he misses his Classmates a lot. He looks at some photographs he made, and probably cries about it later
Maehara is bored to death since he can’t date any girls, but he and Isogai chat almost every day and he plays some video games with the others
Sugino practices a little Baseball in his Garden and accidentally breaks his Neighbours Window
Yup. They ain’t happy about it!
Hinano excercises a lot, just like Kimura does
Kimura has some days where he takes a walk or just runs a little while listening to music, it really relaxes him a lot and helps him to deal with the whole situation
Chiba and Hayami also Videochat very often, just like everyone else
Chiba once pinned his hair back, because he was doing some of Korosensei‘s Tasks, and Hayami just stared at him and almost started to cry
(I mean can you blame her, his eyes are beautiful 🥺)
Hinano reads a lot about bugs and Animals, and she also watches a lot of documentaries!
She also saved a little squirrel that almost starved to death in her garden, and she named him Squirrel-sensei, in honor of Korosensei
Rio doesn’t known what to do, so she just Chops her hair off
But it’s fine, short hair really suits her, and she loves it either way, she was just bored
For Kanzaki... she would probably sit in her room and play videogames with the boys
She once rage quitted and yelled
Maehara was so traumatized that he didn’t play games for 3 solid days
Big 5:
Gakushu hates being Quarantined with his father, but well, what can he do?
He does a lot of unnecessary extra work, but other than that he just thinks
About Class E, about his father, about his friends and about himself
He secretly loves watching Theories and Myths, so that’s probably what he does on weekends
Ren has no idea what to do, so he just calls his friends and they talk about basically everything
He also tried out nail polish, but it just wasn’t for him, so he immediately rubbed it off
Okay this one is canon and you can’t change my mind: Natsuhiko remembers every. Single. Word. From the Shrek Series.
He was done with all of his school work and he ended up watching it all over again until he memorized everything
Teppei doesn’t do much except homework, but he mumbled to himself a lot
It was a habit before the pandemic, but it has gotten worse
He also watches Documentaries and ends up watching some about the dumbest topics, for example Otters or something
Seo is depressed, because he and his family can’t travel to LA anymore (rich kid problems 🙄)
Teachers:
Like I already said, Korosensei checks up on each one of his student, and he gives them a lot of extra work to do
Only because he cares about them and their education of course
He‘ll try to find a way to still somehow teach them, but he hasn’t found one yet
Korosensei also could travel the world, but he doesn’t do it because he says it’s a bad example for his students
None of them really care tho
Irina basically begs Karasuma to let her be quarantined with him, but he just refuses like the stern type of guy he is
Karasuma does a lot of paperwork and avoids texts or calls from Irina
Irina gets mad at Karasuma a lot and shoves chocolate up her mouth and cries over him
Other than that, she orders many new clothes and tries out different styles and aesthetics
Her favorite so far is Cottagecore
Gakuho isn’t to fond of him and his son being quarantined together
They only eat breakfast, lunch and dinner together, and that’s it. Nothing else happening here
He tries his best to care for his school of course, but he somehow also wishes to make things right with Gakushu
He knows that it’s probably too late, so he just doesn’t say anything and remains going school work and correcting exams
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Ahhhh I Hope this is Fine, it’s very Long but I‘m sure you don’t mind 👀
@kaidasen
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anzulvr · 10 months
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What do you think Karma would be like with a calm/chill reader who's easygoing and effortlessly charming personality sometimes turns completely 180 when they feel strong emotions? Like they can go from sweetly comforting Nagisa to yelling oddly detailed threats at Terasaka while chasing him with a metal bottle for eating her food. (Maybe mix in some passive aggressive sarcastic sass when Korosensei's being annoying?)
Karma x Chill(..but actually really passive aggressive) reader 🤗🤗 Ty for the request!! (Sorry took long)
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— You don’t argue often and you are also very good at listening to everyones perspective and ideas even if they’re different from you. People view you as very understanding so seeing you actually getting into a heated fight it’s surprising at first.
— Karma is so surprised when he sees you angry for the first time like he didn’t know you had it in you to say the things you did.
— He TRIES to get you pissed off just to see you react, since you know he’s kidding and dating him gives you a soft spot for him it’s basically just him failing to annoy you.
— This one time Karma scribbled over your paper to bother you and all you did was frown for a second and erase / re do anything he messed up. (He felt bad and helped you when he realized you weren’t going to fight 😭)
— then in a group project with Yoshida (also Isogai and Rinka) Yoshida scribbled a little bit on your notes (not nearly as much damage as Karma made) but it pissed you off so badly you grabbed a marker and started scribbling on his face
“I’ve been working on those notes for days you actual dumbass”
“Hey- I’m sorry!! I’ll rewrite them— get off me your using permanent marker it’ll be hard to take off!!”
“GOOD.”
— “Damn [name] that mad?” When you hear Karma mention how you reacted you stop so fast
“I wasn’t actually mad. We we’re just playing right Yoshida?”
Only out of fear he agrees “Right..”
— You’re tolerance for everything is way higher for Karma because you like him too much to get mad, that doesn’t mean you never get mad at him it just takes a little more to.
— Some of the things you respond with are shady in the way people expect Karma and it’s just so confusing cause it feels so out of character for you.
— but it’s definitely one of the things Karma likes the most about you because 1. It’s funny 2. Hes glad to see you stand up for yourself once in a while because he’s usually the one telling people off for you.
— passive aggressiveness would come whenever Korosensei or really E class is too pushy about certain topics.
For example before Karma confessed to you theyd push you to do it first and come up with crazy plans to make things happen.
— they full on locked you in a room together and instead of waiting it out you found a way to break the doorknob (together #romanceisreal)
Angry you and happy Karma is a mix end class fears because he’ll be constantly hyping it up😭
Like you’ll be be hitting Terasaka with a notebook because he said something stupid and Karma will go:
“[Name] wait— Use this one it’s way thicker!!”
(took inspo for ur original request lollol)
Karma will support anything you try and honestly rile you up more to see what you do
Angry you and Angry Karma is definitely the worst mix of all
hell on earth
! but it hardly happens since you usually reel each other in
Just tell him to chill tf out😭
Having strong emotions isn’t all bad, you’re empathetic, kind and care for everyone in class— even Terasaka no matter how much of a pain he can be.
mom friend-ish?? (Awe yeah Mom friend definitely)
They don’t actually mind it and are grateful for the times you stand up for them bc they know you love them
Especially Karma even though you’re prone to getting into arguments like all couples do it’ll work out fine because you both care to much about eachother.
If you’re the type to remind people you love them after arguing it’s another thing he loves about you, since he himself has trouble saying he’s wrong first it’s helped him swallow his pride and apologize faster.
(Literally so cute my fave relationship dynamic)
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sparklyicecube · 3 years
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Drabbles of a group of not-normal girls
Merry Christmas everyone! This is my secret santa gift for @emmamemea and I must admit when I first saw the favourite characters list none of them overlapped with mine but I had fun researching and writing them! Disclaimer: I didn’t have that good of a grasp on their characters so I thought it’d be safer writing a bunch of short drabbles rather than long fic, enjoy!
Valentines day:
“P-Please accept my chocolates at least!” Megu didn’t know what to do, here was yet another underclassmen who was trying to give her chocolates. She sighed, the difficulty of rejecting so many was painful at best.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t accept these, please respect that.” The young girl looked up at her with heartbroken eyes.
“At-at least take them then I promise you don’t need to talk to me ever again! We might not be allowed to date but taking some chocolates won’t be too bad right?” The girl held out the chocolates with her face parallel to the ground, Megu knew she should say no but took it anyway.
The girl lit up and thanked her, running away in glee.
“Megu!” The girl in question jumped slightly and turned to face the group of eavesdroppers, they were really obvious about eavesdropping but somehow the underclassmen student didn’t notice.
Yada sighed, “Megu, I thought you said you were going to to not accept this one. You know it gives them the wrong idea.” Yada took the box of chocolates out of Megu’s hands, putting it into the large bag that they already accumulated.
“I tried, but she seemed so pitiful…”
“We should go out!” Everyone looked at Okuda, her little outburst having taken a bit of courage. “Everyone always said that it’s the best way to get over a bad experience so we should try it!” Looking at Okuda’s determined face they couldn’t help but chuckle, agreeing with her.
“It settled then! Girl’s day out!”
The first place they went to was the mall, deciding that good food and shopping would be fun.
...that didn’t go as planned.
None of the girls were really that into shopping, though they did manage to find some cute outfits for some of them.
“Yada, this would look so good on you!” Of course, Yada’s body fit the most clothing, her features accentuating the clothes and making some people feel a bit more insecure about their own body types. They managed to all get at least one article with mild interest but the real kicker came when they were eating.
“Do you think Korosensei is actually that bad at spying or is he making it obvious so we are aware of it?” 
“Well-”
“EVERYBODY!” The entire restaurant turned to look at some table, with a girl standing on top of it and a boy sitting what would have been across from her. “WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR OVER FIVE YEARS, I HAVE NOT MANAGED TO GET INTO THE SAME CLASS AS HIM, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I REALLY LIKE KYOU-CHII.” The girl turned to the shocked boy and whipping out a bouquet and chocolates, said: “Will you be my boyfriend?”
The boy looked up at her with starry eyes. “Y-yes!”
The entire restaurant was clapping and cheering with the girls politely clapping along and decided that maybe they should retire from the mall after all.
The park was where they decided to hit next, with Kurahashi saying that nature was the best way to distract oneself from the human world.
Though the park was nice, the amount of happy couples around was unpleasant to say the least, and seemed to occupy every bit of the park.
“I saw some really nice green dragonflies here last week-” Kurahashi rambled as she pulled open some shrubbery to reveal a cove that had two people making out.
“Bitch-sensei couldn’t get more hits than that.” Commented Fuwa, as they walked towards the edges of the park.
“What about we all go to my house? A good sleepover where there can literally be no one else! Except my brother.” Suggested Yada. 
They all agreed, and a sleepover it was!
Valentines Day aside, the girls had a heartfelt day spending time with one another, hanging out, and an entire night of fun! (Minus the pillow fight because that wasn’t fun, that was brutal war training). 
Megu might still be learning how to say no but at least she had a group of friends that would help her along the way.
The trials of a flight attendant who trained to be an assassin:
“Welcome! Hope you have a pleasant flight! Can I check your boarding pass? Okay, your seat is on the left in the back.” Megu had gone through the rigorous training and application process to become a flight attendant, with relatively no issue. Her training from the E-Class got her to the top of the batch and she was able to handle emergency situations, heavy lifting, service training and all in heels, she passed with flying colours.
This flight was particularly special because several of her fellow E-Class classmates were on it too, mostly by coincidence of course. 
Okuda and Kurahashi were headed to some science conference in the US, Fuwa was over there to negotiate discuss with a publishing house over there and Yada said she had wanted to relax for a holiday. They all agreed to meet up with each other at some point but for now Megu was pretty happy just knowing they were all on the same plane, it was like a a little reunion!
“Excuse me miss it seems like there’s something we need to discuss with you about your layover.” Yada looked up at Megu, currently sporting a tight bun and a very cute flight attendant outfit.
“Sure, no problem.” Yada replied, getting up from her seat and following Megu to one of the areas where there was no other flight attendants.
“Yada.”
“Megu! I haven’t seen you in person for awhile!” 
“What are you doing.”
“Ehhh? I thought you’d be happy to see me, this isn’t a very proper way to greet a passenger.”
As quick as a flash, Megu had grabbed Yada’s wrist, spun her around and slid the pin out of her hair, clicking it open to reveal a small vial.
Megu pulled Yada close to her, to prevent others from hearing, though they were alone, pressing her mouth close to Yada’s ear.
“You can’t kill him on board, are you crazy?”
Yada easily twisted out of Megu’s grip and smiled putting a finger on Megu’s lips.
Megu glared at Yada, “I thought you said you wanted to use your skills for negotiation?”
“This is called a negotiation breakdown.”
“Why do it on a plane? Do it on a cruise!” Megu hissed, “People die there all the time!”
“Do they really?” Asked Fuwa, popping out from behind Megu’s shoulder with a notepad in hand.
“Fuwa!” The two exclaimed, with very different emotions.
“Why are you here?” Asked Megu, feeling a very specific headache coming on.
“I’m on this flight too, plus a good manga editor always looks for good inspiration.” Fuwa winked at her then turned to Yada, “Mind telling me what made negotiations breakdown this badly?”
Yada smiled, “That, is unfortunately confidential.”
“That substance is too obvious, if you try this one it’ll look like he just had a heart attack.”
“Okuda! Don’t help her!”
“Ooh do I also inject under the tongue to have it heal quickly?” Asked Yada, intrigued.
“Mhm!”
Megu sighed, they did make a pact to help each other no matter what but this wasn’t exactly what she had expected when they made that pact.
“It’s like a nice reunion before we even land!” Exclaimed Kurahashi.
“Why are you even here?” Asked Megu, tired.
“I’m going to the science conference too remember? The same that Okuda and Yada’s target is going to! I also sensed drama and this guy wanted to see.” A small, (venomous by the looks of it) snake wormed out of Kurahashi’s sleeve.
“How did you get that through security?” Asked Megu, concerned.
“Him and his mom lay very still and they looked like ropes, they’re cold blooded and very well behaved.”
“Flight attendant, flight attendant, you don’t need to revamp the entire airport security system.” Muttered Megu to herself.
While the few bickered and chatted as if talking about shopping, the seatbelt sign came on, the plane having encountered turbulence. Megu used that as an opportunity to usher them off, a fond smile on her face appearing as she saw them waving at her as they innocently went to their seats.
Yada walked back to her seat with a bright smile on her face, Okuda’s vial now in the syringe in her pin. There were plenty of ways to kill the guy she was after without tipping off that it was her, but this way meant that the airline wouldn’t get in trouble either.
Megu discreetly checked on their body bags, there wasn’t anyone in first class so they could move the person there when needed, hopefully Yada would do it naturally and the man would seem dead by accident.
When they touched down on American soil Megu sighed in relief, a few more checks and she could be going out with the girls and catching up without the stress of being on a plane.
Then afterwards she needed to work on changing the airport security system.
Author’s note that I couldn’t slip in but thought was a fun fact when researching for this drabble: Flight attendants cannot declare a person legally dead, the country they land in has to do that instead. Also, I now know even more ways to get away with murder :)
The powers of deduction:
“What else do you think will happen?” 
Fuwa smirked, her powers of deduction heightened from reading intense plot-based mangas.
“Well, from what I can tell, those two,” she said pointing her pencil towards a pair of students sitting on a cafe table a bit further away, “have the typical, ‘I hate you but we’re being forced to do a group project together’, they will probably end up in love or at least a love triangle. That group,” she pointed her pencil towards a group of people, “are all fighting for that one girl’s attention but she doesn’t know it because she’s dense. 10 chapters in when the readers are all on the edge of their seats in anticipation she will find out and intense love drama ensues where she is intensely confused but gets together with that green-haired one. Then she gets a scholarship overseas.”
“Wow! That’s so cool!” Exclaimed Kurahashi, Fuwa basking in the praise.
“That’s fun but that only really happens in mangas and stuff, those guys might just be normal friends.” Megu pointed out.
Fuwa glanced at Megu, then towards Yada and smirked.
“Okay, well then, I predict there’s another story right in our very class.”
“I know! That there’s a supermonster that is going to kill the earth but has a dramatic and tragic backstory that for some reason this group of junior-high students have to kill?” Kurahashi offered.
“Everyone knows that, something more interesting.” Fuwa smirked. “I predict that these two” pointing to Yada and Megu, “Aren’t going to realise their love for one another, ignore it all of their schooling lives and one day… Okuda play along with me.”
“O-ok?”
“Oh! I’m so sorry for bumping into you.”
“Uh, no problem! I was the one at fault…”
“Omg, I haven’t seen you for such a long time, we should really,” Fuwa brushed a lock of hair behind her ear, “catch up.” She said, waggling her eyebrows exaggeratedly. 
“Yes! We should um, meet at a cafe?”
“Then they’re at the cafe like, ‘Oh it’s so nice to see you again, it really was so fun.’”
“You’re going?”
“Unfortunately yes, you see… I’m engaged.”
Okuda gasped, unsure what to do next.
Fuwa decided to then play her role for her, “‘No! Please! Don’t go!,’ ‘I’m sorry, but I must.’ ‘But you don’t understand! I- I love you!’ ‘What?’ “Ever since junior-high in the E-Class whe-”
“Okay that’s enough.” Megu declared, tips of her ears having turned pink and an annoyed but embarrassed face. Yada had turned away slightly with her hand covering her face.
“Okuda! Your acting was so good!” Yada exclaimed, the others still noting with amusement the slight tint of pink brushed onto her cheeks.
“Was it? It was hard to think on the spot…”
“Definitely! I might even cast you as the student who helps them get in touch way later.” Fuwa joked.
The group laughed, after all, Fuwa’s scenarios don’t always come true.
Sometimes.
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Everyone's Gone Crazy!
Everyone's Gone Crazy! by YvyTee
"Okay," Kayano slams her hands on her desk. "Anyone notice Class A acting weird?" "YES!" Maehara yells. "Thank God it's not just me. They're acting so weird." "Yeeeees," Okano groans. "Like what." The class agrees with nods and bewildered looks because Class A has been acting..... Odd. Unusual. "Heh," Karma scoffs. "It's not just the A Class." 3-E freezes. "Wha...?" Isogai starts, eyes wide. "Haven't you noticed? It's not just the A Class. It's the whole main campus," Karma says. "Class A, B, C, D, the senpais, even the senseis. They're all acting the same." "No," Nakamura whispers, horrified. "Yep," Karma pops his lips to the sound of the last letter. Okajima thumps his head on his desk. ~~~~~~~ Nobody expects to see Asano standing in front of them. His face is troubled. "Shit," Yoshida breathes. "You too?" Asano's eyebrows raise up. "They're acting similar regarding you, also?" "Fuck," Itona deadpans. ~~~~~~~ Or, the fic where everyone can't stop loving and doting on 3-E and Asano, and they suffer in embarrassment and shock.
Words: 2311, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Class 3-E, Class 3-A, Class 3-E Teachers, Akabane Karma, Asano Gakushuu, Korosensei, Kayano Kaede, Nakamura Rio, Karasuma Tadaomi, Okuda Manami, Terasaka Ryouma, Kanzaki Yukiko, Chiba Ryuunosuke, Hayami Rinka, Sakakibara Ren, Kataoka Megu, Okano Hinata, Hazama Kirara, Kurahashi Hinano, Okajima Taiga, Muramatsu Takuya, Sugaya Sousuke, Yada Touka, Fuwa Yuzuki, Mimura Kouki, Kimura Masayoshi, Takebayashi Koutarou, Koyama Natsuhiko, Araki Teppei, Shindou Kazutaka, Ono Kensaku, Tsuchiya Kaho, Tanaka, Shiota Nagisa, Irina Jelavić, Horibe Itona, Sugino Tomohito, Ritsu, Grip, Gastro, Smog, Lovro Brovski, Isogai Yuuma, Yoshida Taisei, Seo Tomoya, Maehara Hiroto, Hara Sumire, Yukimura Akari, Asano Gakuhou
Relationships: Class 3-E & Class 3-E, Class 3-E & Class 3-E Teachers, Class 3-E & Irina Jelavić & Karasuma Tadaomi & Korosensei, Asano Gakushuu & Class 3-E, Class 3-E & Main Campus, Class 3-E & Assassins, Asano Gakushuu & Main Campus, Asano Gakuhou & Asano Gakushuu
Additional Tags: Everyone Loves 3-E, And Asano, Class 3-E as Family, Parental Karasuma Tadaomi, Korosensei is a Dad™, or a mom™, Karma: Evil. Mischief. Devil., Asano: Manipulation. Glares. Fake Smiles., Isogai: Dirt Poor, Main Campus: Loving and Doting, Class E and Asano: wtf
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26983192
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Ok, I didn't take an interest in Maehara till recently, so here's some Isogai hcs:
He's an avid reader and reads bedtime stories to his siblings every night, no matter how tired he is. Even if he had a bad day, seeing his siblings happy makes him feel better.
His mom likes playing with his hair partly because they don't spend as much time as they used to (with him being busy and her being sick) and partly because it's sort of a stress relief for her. Isogai likes brushing her hair and giving her the lady treatment. It's the least he can do for her, and his mom couldn't ask for a better gift.
Karasuma practically adopted Isogai. Whenever he notices how tired Isogai is, he tells (read: orders) him to go nap in the teacher's room.
Karasuma would also drop by his house to check on Isogai.
Once Isogai brought his siblings with him to school. No one was able to get anything done that day because they were too busy gushing over a pair of mini-Isogais. Pretty much everyone wanted to adopt them.
Korosensei took photos of Karasuma working with his usual stoic face with the two Isogai kids on his lap. There's one where he was teaching P. E as usual, but while carrying one of the kids (who was imitating his every move)
Since then, various classmates have been dropping by the Isogai household just to play with the little cuties. They're also offering free-babysitting.
That's how they met Mrs. Isogai and practically adopted her as their mom/aunt. Hara likes having tea with her, Yukiko tends to her because she reminds her of her grandmother, and Fuwa's always bring her family-friendly manga they can all enjoy.
Sugino's alwaya bringing his little brother to play with the Isogai siblings. Yada has taken them to vist (or video call) her brother.
She would also give Isogai's little sister scunchies every time she visited. The younger Isogai boy was jealous ao she started giving him some as well.
Maehara likes to brag that he was the original babysitter and rubs it in by showing the class all the photos they've taken over the years. He thought of selling copies to his classmates to make a quick buck, only for Isogai to pull his ear.
Isogai doesn't realize it, but even the simolest things make his classmates love him. When he announced Hazama would be the script writer for their play, she felt touched since no one appreciated her writing. Not that she'd show it, of course.
Another time is when he complimented Sugaya for his carving skills. Boy was so happy he carved something for Isogai as thanks.
Maehara ia in charge of various "Operation: Make Isogai feel better" they're the one time everyone listens to him.
Maehara has this habit where he purposely buys clothes not his size and hands them to Isogai because "it'd be a waste to throw them"
That's the only way he can offer to help Isogai without it looking like it's out of pity. If they don't fit Isogai, he'll use the fabric to sew old clothes or make something new like furniture coverings.
He also buys stuff he claims were for one of his girlfriends "but she didn't like it ane it'd be a waste of money to just throw it"
There are times Isogai is suspicious. What girlfriend would want a train set? Maehara claims she has a younger sibling but it turns out they already have a train set. Isogai shrugs and gives the toy to his siblings.
Hope these make you feel better, Hailey!
Wow this is a lot thank so much 😊💜 (Sorry for the late response 😓)
First of all, let me say, DADSUMA DADSUMA DADSUMA!!!!! Karasuma being a father figure in any sort of way brings me so much serotonin and him being a father figure to Isogai brings me even more serotonin!
And obviously no one in 3-E can resist the little Isogai’s charms! Yuki, my name for Isogai’s little brother, getting jealous from not getting scrunchie a from Yada at first is adorable and funny 😆
Also, imagine Akito and Yume (Sugino’s brother and Isogai’s sister) getting into a debate on who has the cooler brother and just Yuki standing in the background like 🧍‍♂️
Also also, Maehara just finding ways to gift Isogai things without making it seem like it’s out of pity is just so wholesome 🥹💜
Thank you for taking time out to right all of these 😊
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