#LIKE DAMN!!!! shut up 😭

[shopcat]

just thinking thoughts trying to articulate them but re: trans names and even "stereotypical" trans names i just think it's like. luckily it's died down for now at least on here or maybe i just follow people who aren't assholes but seriously what was with that whole era where people just made fun of people's names or tongue in cheek poked fun at each other with a little too much cruelty let alone done by CIS people... like that's so weird. like i do have what i'd call a Stereotypical Trans Name in that it's unusual and "weird" to other people and it's not even actually like, the most out there or individualistic thing ever it's just kind of an old timey name that isn't as popular anymore but i chose it specifically bc it was a "proper" name. and i STILL get shit for it like all the time. and it's just like. why do people CARE...

like. i know you can't make grand sweeping generalisations for a group of people as varied as every trans person on earth but for a lot of us i'd go ahead and say your name as a trans person and even just AS A PERSON... A HUMAN BEING is an important part of who you are and ties into your identity to a degree that differs from person to person. and for a trans person specifically can be one of the only things you have for... yourself, along with pronouns, especially in online spaces/if you're not out/if you are out but struggle for whatever reason to even be given the dignity of being called YOUR OWN NAME, etc. i'm not gonna harp on about that aspect forever bc i think we all know but it's just like, in the face of that annoying tiktok cunts making a list of "every transfem is called [blank] and every transmasc is called [blank]" and there being 6k comments talking about how stupid and unserious it all is is just NASTY. like man shut the fuck up 😭

i don't find it funny like 95% of the time i think it's just like mean ... i also know people could probably read this and be like shut up you're being annoying it's not that deep but like whatever man. i think it's basic decency to not make fun of people for something that's a part of who they are especially if that identity puts them at risk which to be real can affect pretty much everyone other than white cishet christians etc at FAR worse severity/cost and i think instilling the idea that "people's names are fair game" outside of actual tongue in cheek intercommunity good faith joking around is actually Bad. not that i'm actually comparing these things bc it's not 1:1 and has different levels but still i think it comes from the same like... source. the amount of times i've had people use my own name as if it's a gotcha in anon hate is actually astronomical and half of them don't even realise they're BEING literally transphobic is crazy. i mean i've joked about it and i don't take it that seriously but it's still like, transphobic and i hate these people it just also doesn't bother me because i'm a normal person who isn't actually insecure about it and who literally cares what someone's name is. and xfiles girls love me unintentional side effect.

#🐾 #like don't get me wrong i did pick the name bc i thought it WAS cute and a bit different and that made it like fun but like ?! how is that #a crime 😭😭 people naming themselves after nouns or angels or fictional characters has been happening forever first of all. and second it #just so seriously doesn't even matter #i also know that the notion of being like ''it's actually transphobic to make fun of a trans person who having a really typical western #english name'' could be weird bc like obviously they're not being targeted for THAT that's not what i'm saying it's just like. mean #to do to someone who chose their name (usually). esp if they're younger too like why are people bullying kids ... get a job ?! #i dunno... just thinkin... #also obv not comparable to you know. racism or antisemitism or antiblackbess etc and the way names being targeted there works #but it's also not like the asshole 16 year old boys on tiktok aren't also holding the same ideals #and i also don't really mean those things that are like Haha every transmasc is named [list of typical bames] though it is annoying #that's just like. well. like i said annoying. i just mean the amount of cunts who have been like is your name REALLY that #i can't believe that's your name i'd never take you seriously if that's true ... you mean that's your online name right like a pseudonym.. #you don't Really go by that it's not REAL it's something you CHOSE it's not Serious #LIKE DAMN!!!! shut up 😭 #also i actually have seen ppl make fun of a cultural name bc they thought it was a ''trans'' one and therefore fair game #''your name is literally [blank] 💀'' like ...?! #anywya this isn't super serious tldr it's just kinda weird hmmm...

[panevanbuckley]

soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought

#like out of all the soulmate aus i always found the 'thoughts on skin' one most unrealistic #because my damn brain never shuts up! there's no way my soulmate would just be getting one random thought appear on them 😭 #imagine your otp #soulmate au #writing prompt #drarry #wolfstar #jegulus #buddie #lestappen #maxiel #landoscar #sebchal #martian #sambucky #sterek #IF ANYBODY WRITES OR FINDS A FIC LIKE THIS FOR ANY OF <<THESE SHIPS PLS PLS SEND MY WAY 🙏

[lokiusly]

lmfaoaoa why did they have to word it like that

#collider really said ‘shut up lokius nation they will never be together ever never ever never ever’ like damn 😭 yall betting against them?? #why yall going off like that ? 😭 #me thinks it’s an anti there’s no way a regular fan would write it that way #lokius #not using all the tags I usually use leaving this post to fate

[jeysuso]

#oooooh they wanna kiss so bad it makes them look fucking stupid

#jey uso #sami zayn #wweedit #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #I MEAN AM I WRONG? NO. #at this point they're just embarrassing themselves. like bro. DADDY??? did they have to #jimmy saying sami shut up sent me to mars though #sick burn bro it's not like sami just decimated you both 😭😭😭😭 #the way he's laughing too i can't with him bro. Sick of his goofy self lookin so happy all the damn time kgdlhdlkj #i love how this is the most offended jey has looked though #doesn't BLINK when sami says he wants to beat roman up #loses his MIND when sami calls roman his daddy #jeysuso #mygifs*

[midorikawawas]

No because the moment Yokozawa understands his natural sex appeal it's all over for Kirishima and us

#we kind of get moments where he manages to leave kirishima speechless #but my God Yokozawa is so damn fine and he doesnt know.... #like with a simple look he makes Kirishima shut the fuck up 😭 he doesn't know yet his power!!! #trifecta #sekakoi #sekaiichi hatsukoi #sih #kirishima zen #yokozawa takafumi #yokozawa no baai

[svtskneecaps]

i'm mourning the loss of purgatory's Government Assigned Team Dynamics (because i'm a sucker for shaking up dynamics and the forced interactions of people who may not otherwise have spoken) so please indulge me with your dream egg parenting group i'll start, bagi tina and rivers [i'm right]

#qsmp #i have REASONS okay it's more than vibes #first of all any good egg polycule needs its touchstone its Daily Logger someone who can be relied on to KEEP THE DAMN THING FROM DYING #(of neglect specifically) #bagi logs in every weekday she's extremely consistent and she's already proven to be smitten with these eggs. bagi's the touchstone #tina's a 'wobbler'; she's consistent but not a daily logger so she can be relied on if bagi's out for a week #between the two of them i have full faith they can keep the kid from neglect and spoil the kid to pieces #but vic you might say what about rivers wouldn't she just be third wheeling on bagina WRONG #well maybe right but WRONG because eggs have personalities of their own!!!! they're little people!!!! #if rivers is third wheeling then SO IS THE EGG THEY'RE IN THIS TOGETHER #anyway rivers at least at the moment is what i like to call a Wildcard #when she does or doesn't log in is pretty random and sporadic and inconsistent #that might change if she had an egg idk i don't know enough about her because she's a WILDCARD 😭 #but anyway having bagi and tina as reliably keeping their kid from dying of neglect means she's free to keep her stream schedule #considering bagi interacting with egg trump at dia de muertos i think we can safely say she's not going to let rivers be erased as parent #probably would function like a roier-jaiden situation; bobby wasn't any less jaiden's son even though she didn't log as consistently as roi #AND IT WOULD FORCE RIVERS TO INTERACT WITH THE SERVER. I MISS HER DAMNIT. MY SPANISH ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND I MISS HER. #shut up vic #block game brainrot #but yeah rivers can keep her streaming schedule and still come to hang out with her egg kid when she's able #i lost the plot there bc tumblr's glitching on my phone bc it updated ios last night and everything's bugged to hell #i can't see tags after i write them it's wack as fuck #my secret secondary take is tubbo and pol have to be in the same government assigned parent group #tubbo seems to function better as weird uncle / fun godparent so having pol there is him as TUBBO'S touchstone in terms of the mature one #then tubbo and pol as consistent loggers can be the rest of the group's touchstone in terms of the kid not dying to neglect #long tags

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

do yall ever have 2 mutuals you somehow get confusrd with each other

#if you think this is about you theres like.. a 30% chance it is abt you #i dont wanna tag them but dear lord😭 #shut up eris damn

[jrueships]

fangirl gg !!!!

#him calling cam to ask what playing like lebron was like 😭😭 #THEYRE LITTLE FRIENDS!!!!!!! #SO CUTE #gg being the only person brave enough to tell lebron yo 😭 #hes so silly !!! and sweet! #i wanna hear more abt cam and his friendship!!!! #they both were drafted lower than they expected #i wanna hear their hype hijinks !! #gg: DUDE!!!!!!!! u just played.. LEBRON JAMES #cam: i FUCKING KNoW R iGHT????? #gg: THATS SO COOL #cam: DAMN RIGHT IT IS #gg: eeeEEEEEKK!!!!!!!!! *SQUEALS* #cam: *BELLOWS* #jabari: WHITMORE. CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. ALPEY AND I ARE TRYING TO DO yOGA TOGETHER . #IT'S CALLED TRAINING. QUIETLY. YOU SHOULD TR Y IT . #*slams the door like an angry dad whose wife just got woken from her sleep at 2am from the kids playing videogames* #gg: .... 😦 #cam: #cam: .... my dad is so gay dude #gg: dude your dads going to Hell dude :( #cam: pls soon ❤️ #gg

[softiedingo]

#chills, literal chills

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #just a quick reminder #i'll never shut up about this #im still honestly SO happy about it #i can finally talk about pedro with the people i know because now more than ever THEY KNOW WHO PEDRO PASCAL IS 😭😭😭😭😭 #like finally bitches he deserves all the damn recognition in the world because he IS a great actor #my cousin told me a while ago that pedro wasn't a good actor and yesterday i rubbed my phone in his stupid face #so he could see pedro holding the fucking award #it was an extremely pleasurable feeling 😌😌 #softiedingo

[kaladinkholins]

me coming on here and blocking anyone who slightly annoys me

#no because why are people putting ship hate into the main tags of the ship? #loudly proclaiming themselves haters of a ship and then tagging said ship? #i know it's not that serious that's why i instantly hit that block button babeyy #also i guess it's fine cuz this only gives me more fuel (read:spite) for me to keep writing my fic ig lmaooo #like at this point the thesis of this fic is just: yes they CAN learn to be gentle with each other actually and here's how #damn i truly am taigen's PR manager 😭 #no hate to the person btw i just wish people would just tag their shit appropriately. like bring back fandom etiquette frrr #anyway..... #wank.mp3 #shut up haydar

[munsuneddie]

eddie’s an outright gentlemen, we all know it. which is why he uses the bandana in his back pocket to softly stuff your mouth, quieting the noises you’re making while he fucks you. his thrusts are slow and deep, wanting to make sure he keeps up the agonizing pace for your pleasure, no matter how hard he wants to slam into you. “gotta keep quiet, baby. whole neighborhood can hear you” he’d mumble, leaning down to tuck a sweaty piece of hair behind your ear that clung to your cheek. you would bite down on his bandana to muffle the scream that tried to escape your throat when eddie hits just the right spot, tucked away inside you. “shh, s’okay baby, cum for me” he’d coo, spreading wet kisses along your cheek until he swiped his tongue along your bottom lip while he fucked you open. a muffled eddie! would tear through your throat as you cum around him, release dripping down your thighs and walls clenching his dick so good baby, that’s it, he follows close behind with his own orgasm. he’d stay inside you as he coats your walls white, stilling his stuttered hips to fill you up to the brim. “always too good for me, my sweet girl” pressing a soft kiss to your temple as he pulls out, also removing his soaked bandana from your mouth “didn’t think i’d last when i saw this in between your pretty lips” he’d chuckle, tossing the fabric to the floor to wash later. “it was s’hot, eddie. you’re so fucking hot” your fucked out words would ring through his ears like a symphony, a small feeling of triumph blooming in his stomach as well as something like electricity. “oh stop. makin me blush” he would playfully flick his wrist at you as if to mock the thing you used to do whenever he’d first given you compliments. reaching out for his hands, you’d pull his body to yours until he’d give in and collapsed his weight onto you, his face burrowing into your neck to press a delicate kiss to your skin.

so um, yea. eddie munson’s a real gentleman

#good morning 🫶🏻 #had a dream about eddie last night <3 #wish my thots would turn off bc god damn #glad u all liked the lil mirror bit tho…almost deleted it when i posted it 😭 #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson x you #eddie munson headcannon #eddie munson smut #joseph quinn #shut the hell up kate

[yioh]

thai drama industry was doing so damn well ALL these years creating interesting original content but boom all of a sudden we need to be making all these remakes 😐

#like cherry magic and kieta hatsukoi are the LAST dramas id ever want a remake of 😭 #what happened to making shows like 2gether and bad buddy and sotus and dark blue kiss man #i want more thai novel adaptations :((((((((( #drama to drama adaptation is so fucking shit like why watch the same thing in different fonts where’s the EXCITEMENT #especially when they’re already popular dramas .. like who tf wanna tune into something they’ve already seen and enjoyed #cherry magic was so damn perfect man #now they got kieta toooo :(((( #this is like disney live action remakes all over again #i’m so sick of it #where’s the creativity #i hate remakes with a passion lol #SHUT UP THEY GOT OSSANS LOVE TOO???? #NAHHHH EARTHMIX U DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER #my favourite actors and they still don’t have a drama i can stomach looooool

[thee-problem-child]

“if you still like this show you’re brain dead” “this episode was bad and if you think otherwise, you’re dumb”

me being brain dead and dumb:

#interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #so negative damn #like my god we get it y’all didn’t like the episode but are the insults really necessary 😭😭💀 #LETS HAVE SOME DECORUM #blah blah blah blah blah shut up ugh

[nukkibunni]

ANYWAYS MY DAD SAID THIS AND IM DEAD THANKS FOR SOLIDIFYING MY LITERAL CURRENT MINDMELT BRAINROT PROCESS LMFAOAIOAOAO

#nukki.txt #love this guy #personal??? #anyhoo yeah between that happy tree friends or highrashi #or bestgore or online access at 9 #between my mom and him. the trauma and media i liked it was like destined i was gonna be dubious and questionable #the clip isnt even that bad either 😭😭 hes so funny #it was just bender yelling at the two hussiebots in court #'SHUT UP BABY IKNOWIT' #but he is right .3. #hahahhh.. yeah. #corruption is a good word. #damn you Z i shouldnt relate this much to you AND you warned me #blah. ;p

[running-in-the-dark]

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#nooo youtube is so evil #I've been so damn good about not watching any interviews with [name redacted cuz I still don't want to mention it] #and this goddamn stupid evil website autoplays an interview. that has nothing to do with what I was watching before!!! #fuck I don't want to keep watching but his stupid face is right there! I can't stop 😒 #he's so unbelievably irritating and I want to punch him so so bad but also he is so stupidly hot #I'm so glad he doesn't always wear his glasses because fuck I just. can't. why so cute. why. stupid stupid idiot man #literally he makes me so angry but I just. 🥵 #he should be forced to wear a paper bag over his head at all times so I don't have to listen to him #screaming crying kicking punching because I'm being forced to watch this against my will (by my own brain) #yeah yeah it's christian kane obviously we all know this #truly the most irritating person on earth. but fuck I want him. #fuuuuck no he's already said like two things that made me go aww... that's so sweet and sad though 🥺 no no no he can't pull this shit on #me I know that he sucks I don't want to like him!! I'm not going to! #but he said a sad thing about his childhood though 🥺🥺 I'm weak I want to hug him now oh NO #I hope he says something gross again soon so I can remember that he sucks 😭 #stupid idiot idiot idiot #(he really won't shut up will he. sure talks a lot. shut your mouth boy.) #(pretty mouth though. pretty pretty pretty.) #ck

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

how tf do you be cringe but free

#i wanna finish these fics but i keep cringing 😭😭😭😭 like ive never experienced this in my 6 YEARS of writing #shut up eris damn