Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?
MC: Yeah.
Levi: Wait, what? How…?
MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.
Lucifer: I-
MC: Shh, let me explain!
Lucifer: …
Belphie: Pff…
Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?
MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!
Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go upstairs.
Lucifer: MC-
MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…
Asmo: 🤭
Lucifer: 👿
Asmo: 😦🤐
MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."
All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*
MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."
Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳
Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*
Lucifer: *glares at them*
MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-
Lucifer: I couldn't tell you the truth.
MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."
Beel: Pff...
MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...
All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*
Lucifer: …
Belphie: Wow...
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!! spoilers for current event under cut !!
What a rollercoaster lmao. I feel the disagreement creeping up on me but--I enjoyed reading about Clavis inserting drama into his own relationship only for it bite him in the ass. I will not lie, he did almost push my 'ick' button in this event, which is why I'm surprised I ended up likening it.
Watching Clavis realize his mistake and try his best to learn form it and fix things was so so so cute and swoon worthy i love him so much. I do love the running theme that Cybrid has going on with post-route Clavis stories, where he screws up and learns form it. It's refreshing to see romantic media portray a man who isn't 'fixed' after getting into a relationship.
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i just got the DoC artem card in the rerun (at fULL PITY THANKS TO LUKE PEARCE WHO KEPT COMING IN) and the story is so sweet but it got me thinking
artem wing being shit at pictures is so endearing to me. like, him being told to look at something beyond the camera is advice that i also follow bc surprise, somehow that man is incredibly relatable to me LMAO
anyway it makes the bobble head pictures (the ones where they have the big head, future MR cards) so much funnier to me bc those are obviously ones that they had to have a photo shoot for. and that means that in order to get that shot of artem, he essentially had to be pss pss pss–ed to look into the camera.
it's also incredibly funny bc what does his picture on the themis law firm website look like? does it also look slightly off? what about his passport? i Must Know.
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