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Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand woah bay window...............
#NOOOO DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE#pros other house has a nice floor plan i can focus all my autism on. cons it doesnt have a Bay Window#txt
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i thought this was a he/him lesbian poll and got excited for a second 😔🤙
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there are so many beautiful irish plaids it makes me wanna cryyy
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In honor of Valentine's//Galentine's Day, The Reading Today is:
What Makes You Sexy to Other People ?
about me + why i am a tarot reader
⚠️ Im using a rather explicit deck today, so PLEASE!! MDNI!! 18+ CONTENT!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!! ⚠️
** I AM NOT A MEDICAL OR HEALTH PROFESSIONAL; PLEASE USE YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT AND DISCERNMENT TO DETERMINE IF YOU NEED OR WANT TO SEEK PROPER HELP OR TREATMENTS FOR YOURSELF OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR OR SOCIAL MEDIA!!
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There are 4 piles and you will be picking through Tarot of Segg-xual Magic Cards in the picture right below this text!!!
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✨️🧚🏽♀️please choose your pile and may your intuition and inner knowing guide you to the pile with the energy most suited for you and most suited to help you along your path at this current point in time, no matter what that looks like🧚🏽♀️✨️
PILE 1- KNIGHT OF SWORDS
PILE 2- EIGHT OF WANDS
PILE 3- THE HIGH PRIESTESS
PILE 4- SIX OF PENTACLES
** sometimes ( most of the time ) i will pick up on multiple energies that need attention or want to be expressed during the reading so i ASK YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS DURING THOSE TYPES OF READINGS:
depending on how the reader(YOU) chooses to look at the situation or however the situation resonates for the reader(YOU) and because this is a general reading;
⚠️you HAVE to be able to use your better discernment + better judgement skills to fully absorb the message and be able to do the necessary work to keep you on track for the future you WANT for yourself⚠️
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OKAY PILE 1:
You dont play around pile 1 !!
If people are playing games with you, you immediately catch on and start playing a better one agaisn't them.
Some would even say, You're the one who invented the game ;P
Yeah, you're sexy because you stand up for yourself and dont take sh!!!t from nobody. You also let karma deal with nobodys, but sometimes when you want more satisfaction, and YOU might deal with the nobody's yourself!! Hehe
you know how and when to take control and there is L I T E R A L L Y nothing sexier than someone who knows what they want and knows how to get it. People love watching you take charge of situations or people.
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OKAY PILE 2:
People love how much movement you bring
You have people mesmerized by how your body knows exactly how to move in certain.....settings;)
You know how to relax and enjoy the moment without thinking too hard about it. You are free and people admire that about you alot. You dont let things keep you down!!! You fully absorb the situation and moment so you can enjoy it later too!!
you know how to ask people for what you want and need and you also LET people show YOU love and affection too! You're not afraid, which makes you fearless....which makes you so SEXY!
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OKAY PILE 3:
(( OKUURR pile 3 so people love your hips, thighs, the way YOUR BODY MOVES ))
You are the epitome of a soft, once in a lifetime, STERN love pile3.
You have everything and mooreee! You have things people HAVE TO WORK FOR!! And they just come naturally to you.
People love your idgaf attitude sometimes, but how you can turn around and be so soft spoken too. Depending on who or what situation is brought to your feet.
You are actually a noble person and really just want the best for people in the end, and that is precisely what makes you so sexy!
You may forgive but NEVER forget, you set up AMAZING boundaries, and you know and feel your worth!!
You take NO type of disrespect, and that is so commendable and COOL !!!
when people mess with you incorrectly, they have noooo idea the storm that is coming for them when its all over.
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OKAY PILE 4:
Wow. you're powerful pile 4
people love that you seem like you're okay alone. You have an intimidating energy but only for protection. You may feel you want more affection or like you arent sexy because you dont get affection but WOW do people who see or interact with you feel so fkn different!!!
people see you as sexy because you analyze before speaking, you methodically move about, and you can read people in a SNAP!!
You are sexy because you are working on yourself and your dreams!! You are virtually untouchable to people and that, in a really weird way, is sexy to people.
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I sincerely hope you received what you needed and released what you don't !! See you again soon!! Take it easyyy and just breathe and fllooowwww!!! you got this! byyeee~🧚🏽♀️✨️
**please let me know how I'm doing in any way you can! that is the easiest way to support me and also a good way to signal to me that I should keep going + any helpful advice from the community would be welcomed and appreciated because i've been off tumblr for about 5years+ now and its all different n' shizz 🥺 🥹 🙏🏼
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**ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT A MEDICAL OR HEALTH PROFESSIONAL; PLEASE USE YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT AND DISCERNMENT TO DETERMINE IF YOU NEED OR WANT TO SEEK PROPER HELP OR TREATMENTS FOR YOURSELF OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR OR SOCIAL MEDIA!!
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#tarot blog#tarotcommunity#tarotonline#tarot journal#tarot reading#witch aesthetic#pick a card#pick a pile#spirituality#pac#18+ only#18+ content#18+ post#18+ readings#18+ readers only#happy valentines#galentinesday
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⌗ a night alone, c. sturniolo
chris x fem!reader
summary: you and chris have the house to yourselves and decide to do something other than… inappropriate things, and fail. (lmao)
disclaimers!: established relationship, oral sex (male receiving), mild smut, kissing, cursing, use of y/n,
a/n: yall. its short. all my shit is short unfortunately, I APOLOGIZE. I WILL MAKE LONGER FICS IN THE FUTURE. until then, HERES A CHRIS FIC FOR MY CHRIS GIRLS 😜 | also didn’t proofread <3
the boys were out for the night, so it was just chris and i. we often have nights to ourselves, but we usually choose to do more… inappropriate things. that’s why i wanted to have a simple date night tonight.
“okay come up!” i yell down toward his bedroom. chris jogs up the steps, and his eyes widen at the kitchen table.
“what’s this?” he smiles.
spread across the wooden table were all the ingredients to bake cookies, and a few candles. he looks over to me, and smirks. “oh, you shouldn’t have.” he says in a dramatic tone, walking toward me.
he puts his arms around my waist, and i place my hands around his neck, slightly looking up at him. “i thought it’d be a nice change for our night alone.” i grin back.
chris glances back over at the table, and then back at me with the sweetest smile ever. “and it is.”
i kiss him, impatiently, and he tilts my jaw upward with his index finger. a repetitive sound interrupts us, and i look over at my phone on the table. “sorry.” i sigh.
“i set a timer for the butter to thaw.” i chuckle, holding up the now soft, stick of butter. chris laughs and then stops abruptly, looking at all the ingredients again.
“wait,” he starts, “does this mean we’re not fucking?”
oh my god.
“chris—” he continues walking around the table until he gets to the assortment of cookies. “wait, babe.”
i scoff. “yeah?” he picks up the cookies, and turns it so i can read the title. “these are bake only, they’re pre-made. we dont need all these ingredients.” he laughs.
i snatch the cookies from his hands, and read the title again. “shut the fuck up.” i mumble. chris takes the cookies from my hands, and places them on the table.
“so, i guess we can fuck.” he smirks.
“chris, noooo. we need to do something different.” i gesture to the cookies he just put down. he places his hands on my waist, lifting me up like it’s nothing.
i automatically wrap my legs around his waist, and he places both hands on my hips, holding me up.
“please, baby.”
i gently bite my bottom lip. that’ll do it for me.
“fine. but only for a little.” chris smiles instantly, and smashes his lips against mine. the kiss is hungry, like he couldn’t get enough of me.
he sits me on the counter, and slowly lifts up my nightgown. i pull it over my head, and do the same to his shirt, then he throws it on the floor.
“pants.” i say through a kiss.
chris’s hands leave my hips, and begin shimmying his pants down. i hop off of the counter, and adjust him so he’s leaning against it. “what’re you—” i interrupt him by putting my hand over his mouth.
he nods, and i move my hand, using it to pull down his boxers. chris’s breathing becomes rapid, and i smile to myself.
i hold his shaft in my hands, and spit over his tip. chris watches while it slowly trickles down from my lips and onto him.
he trembles as it slides down his shaft, and i hold eye contact with him while i move my hand up and down, spreading it.
i had grown bored of touching him with my hands, so i move my mouth to his cock, and wrap my lips around his tip. i look up asking for his consent, and chris gives me a quick nod.
i took more and more of him, stopping halfway because i couldn't swallow any more. i started bobbing my head on his cock, collecting the precum.
“ah, ah…” chris moaned every time i put more of him into my mouth, and felt his tip hit the back of my throat.
“please, ma…” he spoke through whimpers, and grabbed a handful of my hair. chris thrusts into my mouth, bruising my throat.
i tap his thigh, and he comes to an abrupt stop.
i pull myself off of him, and his cock leaves mymouth with a pop sound. “too rough?” i wipe my mouth, and stand up, kissing him.
“it’s okay. i like it when you’re like that.” i smirk.
chris pulls up his boxers and his pajama pants together, and looks around for his shirt. i slide my nightgown back up my legs, and straighten the straps on my shoulders.
“so, we should probably make these cookies now, huh?”
#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo x reader#sturniolo smut
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Oooh ! I was currently wondering a bit but like you've mentioned that a few years later, Aster and Asha would likely have a daughter. I'd just ask the usual questions, I hope thats fine !
1. Who does she looks like the most
2. What relationship dynamic would Evangeline have with her parents
3. Daddy or mommy's girl ?
And a small prompt of just Evangeline running around the house taking after her father's speedy runs then cue Aster trying to catch her for her bath while Asha is like " She takes after you." JUST A WHOLE CUTE FAMILY AHWHAGQHGWHA
I just had the best ideas!
1- Evangeline (or Lin for short) would look similar to these concept arts of Asha
With the curly side fringe and the big braid. She’d have Aster’s skin tone and Asha’s dark hair, and of course freckles since they both have freckles.
She’d have Asha’s eyes and nose, and Aster’s smile and jawline.
So I’d say she looks like a perfect mix of both
2- I believe that they’d have a great relationship, with Asha being very caring and loving and Aster being the fun dad that lets her do anything. I imagine Asha would teach her how to draw and tell her a lot of stories, while Aster would be more active and just play and sing to her all day.
Basically this:
I’m conflicted if they’d tell her that Aster used to be a Star or not, because on one hand they could keep it a secret and we’d have a Melody from The Little Mermaid 2 situation where she eventually finds out and gets mad that her parents hidden that from her, but the more I think about the less I think they’d even keep it a secret, so yeah let’s say she knows Aster was a star once.
But wouldn’t it be interesting if she was different from her mom because she doesn’t want to take effort to get what she wants? And wishes she could have magic like her dad used to have and her mom still does with her drawing wand (that only Asha can use and no one else)? Wouldn’t be neat if she wished upon the brightest star on the sky for her to have magic? And then the star came down and Evangeline got to meet her SISTER??? I think that’d be neat… May or may not have started to think of a potential sequel to Kingdom of Wishes.
Anyway yeah their relationship is very cute, just two sweet parents, a spunky and headstrong daughter, and their other space daughter they didn’t know about.
3- DONT MAKE HER CHOOSE! SHE LOVES THEM BOTH EQUALLY!
… daddy’s girl
And finally, YES I can see that scenario, let’s see what I can come up with:
Evangeline (5 years old): HEH HEH HEH you can’t catch me papa!
She’s running all over the house, jumping from furniture to furniture
Aster: OH YES I CAN! HAhaha- Careful though! You might fall!
He tries to catch her while placing pillows on the floor so she doesn’t hurt herself.
Asha walks in the room and watches the chaos amused
Asha: I see bath time is taking a bit longer than expected hehe
Aster: I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP!
Asha: Alright Lin, that’s enough running around, time to-
Evangeline: NOOOO!
She jumps out the window, which is on the first floor so she’s fine, and she runs off laughing and doing cartwheels 🤸♀️
Aster: *sigh* Again?… You better grab your wand.
Asha: On it, she takes after you, ya know?
Asha says jokingly.
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TED LASSO INCORRECT QUOTES 3/????
Colin: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her
Colin: “oh noooo I’m too comfy!!!” Like shut up
Jamie, drunk standing on top of a table talking to a bar full of people: SOme of yOU sEcreTLy dOnT LikE mE. bUt I sEcreTLy kNoW aNd DonT giVe a ShiT.
Sam: A good romance always starts with a good friendship!!
Isaac: and a bad romance always starts with rah rah rah ah ah ah roma roma ma gaga ooh la la
Ted: Rebecca, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Rebecca: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Ted: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Keeley.
Rebecca:
Baby Jamie: Dad am i adopted?
His dad: of course not.
His dad: why would i ever choose you?
Roy: how do I tell Jamie I want to hit him with a chair?
Beard: don’t tell him. Just do it
Roy: Keeley, have you seen my shaving cream? I thought I left it on the sink counter-
*walks into Keeley’s room*
*Sees Keeley and Phoebe mixing it into a bowl *
Roy: What are you two…?
Phoebe: we’re making slime.
Michelle: are you drunk?
Ted: only on the spirit of christmas.
Michelle:
Ted: and the spirit of whiskey.
#ted lasso#incorrect ted lasso#rebecca welton#keeley jones#roy kent#coach beard#jamie tartt#sam obisanya#isaac mcadoo#colin hughes
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Hey bestie 👀 I'm curious to know #2 #36 #45
hey love!! 💗 how are you??? thank you very much for asking 😗
2. who was your first bias?
red haired minghao from hot era was life-changing for meeeee 😫 for a while, he was the only member i really knew. before i was even a carat i was a hao girly hardcore 💀
36. what's the favorite hairstyle of your bias?
NOOOO dont make me choose 😭😭
i have four...
platinum blonde wonwoo was so babygirl...bring him back ✊
2. fml era wonwoo was just 😫 like this is HUSBAND. not boyfriend, not pookie, but HUSBAND. (keep in mind i became a carat in this era soooooo)
3. bittersweet wonwoo could have me any day of the fucking week 😌 i am such a sucker for two-toned hair ESPECIALLY a dark under cuttttt 😫
4. just kidding im a fucking liar...i 100% have a favorite i just wanted to show him off 😚 GOOD GOD curly hair wonwoo just....i become a whole new person every time i see these photos.
45. what's your favorite gose episode?
episodes 23 & 24 for sure! they always make me laugh so much no matter how many times i watch them. if you ever catch me in bed with a pint of ice cream in the middle of the night watching those episodes....that's when you know i had a horrible day 💀 my go to pick-me-up fr
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li ling (or maybe a character you think it would be into that or who suits it better) with a s/o with flat chest, pretty please? :')
i horrendously envy big breasts because they look more attractive (to me, at least), but i would love for someone to appreciate my flatness 🥲
As a member of the big tiddy club; our backs are crying. It's not worth it 🥲 but, i will say, you usually envy what you don't have. Always. Everyone ik who has big tibbies want smoll tibbies, everyone i know with smoll tibbies want big tibbies. We're just always unfair to ourselves 😞
Male espers w a flatchested s/o (afab,?)
Li ling
It's ok babe he has enough to share
How is it fair that he would need a bra as a man
Doesn't really understand why you'd be self conscious??? You're??? Perfect???
I'll say this til i die Li ling is everyone's biggest supporter and cheerleader.
If you want to get surgery for breast augmentation or something he'l make zero rude comments about it "if that's what ya wanna do babe!! 💕💕"
Not like he wouldn't go "awww noooo ur perfect the way u areeee", but, if you wanna do something, do it? It's YOUR body, not his, yknow?!
But like yeah he thinks you're perfect either way!!
Narmer
Will make you feel worshipped anyway
So so so so loving regardless of your chest size
Will treat you no different.
Will hush you and shower you with loving words in that soothing loving voice of his 🙄💕
Leon
He likes smaller tibbies anyway.
Larger breasts he just zones out like "damn. I envy to be as strong as this woman's back."
He also finds super large ones to look kinda fake. Even when they are real.
Rolls his eyes at Alexa probably
Thinks smaller chests are cute. Thinks you're very cute. Would hold you gently.
David
He knows plenty countries in which the beauty standard is smaller breasts
He knows how to dress to compliment smaller breasts
He just KNOWS how to get your confidence up regardless
Will rip your phone outta your hands sometimes with a "quit lookin at all those photoshopped-24-hours-in-makeup girls it's rottin your brain!"
Yeah yeah, 'you know', everyone does but it still affects wether you want it to or no 😞
Odo
Just gives me excuses to write for him
He's familiar with the subject. What with having 6 sisters all with varying breast sizes, all of them envying the others at some point and obviously complaining to him about it. (Being the only parent figure left in this darn house)
He won't try to dress you in ways to compliment you, he'l work extra hard to make sure you know you're still extremely sexy and amazing with no need for clothes enhancing your figure.
Odo's entire life has been dedicated to making people live happier with themselves, you are not leaving his domain until you are so confident in your body ok-
So so so so so so so so SO loving and gentle and 🙄🙄
It's like, he'l gaslight you.. into loving yourself. Like it's definitely brainwashing-looking but he is literally just doing nothing wrong-
He looks shady doing anything he didn't choose to be this way tho ok lol
Tang xuan
BRUHV WDYM HE LOVES YOU SM
HE THINKS YOU'RE SO HOT
TANG XUAN LIKES SMOLL TIBBIES WOMEN NAH IMM SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES I ENFORCE THEM.
HE THINKS SMOLL TIDDIES ARE PRETTIER.
Like he still enjoys mommy milkers but that's just his preference he likes small to average booba
Loves to go shopping with you and get like matching stuff or to dress you up he KNOWS what complimente your body shape
Nah if you lack confidence in your chest this. This. HE is your ride or die!!!
Tang yun
Mfo how is your ass thiccer than your FEMALE BODIED S/O
I don't think he just pays any attention to that. He'l use your chest as a pillow regardless. Okay you might have no tiddies but like those are still HIS tiddies???! 🤨🤨
Probably least likely to even care about how curvy his s/o is. He barely pays attention to his own curves you think he's gonna notice others's????
He doesn't really understand your insecurities if you have them. He's pretty bad at cheering people up too so erm... yeah
#tang yun x reader#tang xuan x reader#odo inari x reader#david jason x reader#leon vali x reader#narmer ra x reader#li ling x reader
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18 44 for pjsk ask game and uhh. what’s your least favorite chart to play
18. the kohane awake now card i believe? where shes in that gray outfit and the angle is sideways ykwim i hope
44. evil question i cant choose fuckkk. tie between tgirl tsukasa (dragon) darkfes rui and fes honami you cannot make me choose
least fav song to play. good lord there are so many first of all machine gun poem doll it is the only expert i cannot full combo (on the english server so far) ive done a two hour session of trying to fc and my best was One Good. i also hate ego rock specifically because of those ascending ladder trills during the instrumental and the jacks at the end. im pretty sure my sum of best is an ap - 3 but noooo im too skill issue to fc the chart. fc -1. dappou rock also sucks but i mean i fced it recently while trying to show how i cannot fc it so idk how valid that statement is now but good LORD those directional flicks and trills are hell on earth. oh hcm also sucks my best combo was like. 1300??? i think it was a fc with 3 goods and 2 misses i dont remember but its not the spam in the center or any of that im just extremely inconsistent and really suck at that single line spam towards the end. if i was more consistent im pretty sure i could have fced it by now and honestly fced most 30s and 31s :/
honestly any song with swing notes or wide bars are the bane of my existence. im a lot better at songs whos challenges are trills and sandwiches (see: bitter choco deco master fc) but am overall a SUPER inconsistent player and honestly i suck at the game but everyone tells me i cant really tell myself that since i compare myself to my friends who are on the ranked top 20 but whatever i think im bad dont let my 200+ master fcs fool you
OH ALSO FUCK MORE JUMP MORE I HATE THE WIDE NOTE SPAM THATS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHART TO PLAY
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For the ask game.. Saiki K or Ulquiorra ??
agghh noooo dont make me choose ...this one is so hard i just. like i love saiki but ulquiorra is like MY GUY ya know so im going w ulquiorra . hes everything to me
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Day -04
!Buying halloween decorations with mina and denki!
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scenario:- halloween decor shopping with mina and denki!!
characters:- denki,mina and a mention of shoto
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first stop,the nearest Party store(obvs!)
you grab a basket cos u figured more decor=more to clean up
but these bitches go and grab A WHOLE ASS CART????
you decide that youll just let em put shit in and then at check out you'd sort everything out.
yall go through the store at a snails pace because they insist on making sure you dont miss any 'hidden gems'
Thank God youd remembered to bring a few snacks
Before long the first disagreement arose.
denki had found a simple yet very much halloween-y streamer/garland thing and mina had found one with light up pumpkins.
they argued for a while before you stepped in and just snatch the two out of their hands.
you compare the prices and since mina's choice wasnt more expensive than denkis by much,you choose it.Much to denkis dismay :'(
"come on denks,its value for money!itll last us at least two years.Yours might be ripped up by the end of the season.."
" :'("
"plus now we wont have to worry about lights!"
at this mina put down the plastic pumpkin she was inspecting and stared.eyes wide.
"actually y/nn ya know what?? denki's rightt his is better and even though itll last only a little bit itll still be cuteee"
she tried to pick out the streamer out of the cart but you just slapped her hand away
"Nah uh. nice try mins but i already ticked the list.you were Very convincing! ;)"
she knew you wouldnt budge so she gave up much to denkis dismay (again)
from then on they chose some simple-ass stuff so that they could buy moree stuff.
you caught on halfway through and mentally did the math to figure out the total.
you lost the sum at somepoint and just gave up
the time to check out came and you were nervous as hell
but had decided on your method of payment the moment you lost count of the total.
the total was read and both mina and denki turned white...
HOW THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS GONNA PAY THAT.
And without even batting an eye you hand over a credit card.
they are SHOOKK
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD????????
"Thank You Ma'am have a good day." says the cashier.
"you too" you say as you picked up three bags and motioned for mina and denki to take the other 4
when you get back to the car their faces are still shook
so you hold up the piece of plastic one more time and they look closer
the name "Enji Todoroki" was written in little letters
it all made sense then.
"Dudeeeee." began denki, "We coulda bought moreeeeee"
"noooo" you say as you drive out of the parking lot and head back home.
your car boot full of decor and endevour's credit card very much used.!
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please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the mha characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but this story? mine.
feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!
#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#denki kaminari x reader#denki x reader#denki headcanons#kaminari denki#denki x you#denki kaminari#denki hcs#denki drabble#denki x y/n#bnha denki#mha denki#mina ashido#mina x you#mina x reader#mina ashido x y/n#mina ashido x reader#mina ashido x you#mha mina#bnha mina#jaya writes 0_o#jaya writes for mha 0_o#jaya writes for bnha 0_o#🎃Jaya’s-Plus-Ultra-Halloween-Event🎃
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Invincible season 2 episode 2
"oh it's for school"
He shapes like mr potato head
SHE QUIT?!?!?!
I like how the granite is the problem not the slave labour of most historical structures
He better not miss it I swear to god
What are the subscriptions??? They're not matching for some reason
"omg he falcon punched him"
Good for them
Freedom for them I'm so glad
Those aren't that terrible of middle names
XDDDDD the hat joke was funny
Oh that's fun for the title card to be breaking
Her first xDDD
I'm the gay best friend so can't talk shit
Oh that's so cool
"just imagine being able to make cocktails at will and choosing to make beer like goddamn"
XDDDD "Red is Sus" lol he's just a Martian hiding
Wht the fuck is he doinf
What the fuck is happening
Me too bae the autism be like that sometimes
Awwwwwweeee cool lady
Awwweeee this is going to go terribly wrong I can just feel it
"oh her dad died, how sad :]"
You need a rest dude
Awwweee dude
Damn even he's (robot) getting fucked up
"balls" -> you have more than one ball?
Oh nooooooooo
What the fuck is happening
OH SHIT
WAS NOT EXPECTING THST
Damn how sad
I got confused and forgot that he was the Martian, and it was actually him and was like "this is not my stretchy dude ))):"
Damn
If it wasn't for the voices and deaths and stuff it'd be interesting to see a city that's darkness
Oh noooo not the punk rocker ))):
Nightwing has lost it poor ddue
Oh he's robin
It's the spot!!!! I love across the spiderverse
Awwweee his voice ))): he sounded so sad
Oooooowwwwwwwwwww
Has he always had finger gloves???
Oh shit
That was mean
Did Donald die??? I can't remember
-gasp- ohhh nooo
Oh fuck you
Uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhh, he's really that upset about not being the man of the house
XDdd they thought she sound paw patrol
THEYRE ON THE EIFFAL TOWER
XXDDDD
They're in las vegas
"where's her food"
Get her home first please
DONT JUST LEAVE HER THERE
GOOD THANK GOD
Watch out Vilgax is coming
What the fuck??? He has to marry a fish????
That's fucked up
Themmm!!!!! Lizard!!! League!!!!
Ooooohhhh it's the Martian man hunter
XDDDDDDDDD the shape smith xDDD
He's so queer /pos
Why do the fish have tits
Why does she have tits
Good for her, I'm happy for her
"they're not misogynists" ugh trial by combat seems dumb tho
Oh noooo dummy
XD is she selling the house
Ugghhhhh
Fuck him
Fuck him so hard
Get rid of him
Don't unleash a creature onto the sea that's such a mean thung
Oh yeah sysmic would fuck up those dudes thats smart
Damn OH NOOOOOOOOO
The hair physics for under water is cool af
This was totally done so he would realise he's not his father
HE KILLED IT ONE OUNCH???
Oh no he didn't
Ooohhhhhhhhh brooooooooooooooooo
Thats so snart
XDDDDDDD the sound effect xxDdd
Whys he vomitting???
Whys they clone Donald????
Dumb ass motheruckers
Oh he looks normal again
:OOOOO THATS SO FUCKING SAD
Oh fuck you big head
The ducks??? Why???
Awwweee girl
You need therapy
Seeing your mum like that hurts, it hurts so bad, it hurts knowing you can't do anything
It fucking hurts man
Bitch fuck off
He sounds so autistic
Oh no that Martian stuff
Oh no
Oh noiiooooo
Oohhhhh nooooooooooooooo
Where's lizard queen and her son????
"no matter what social media says"
Oh shit
Who the fuck is that????
Is that lizard prince?????
The fuck si thsi
Oh noooooooooooooo
Why is he naked?????
Oh he's not najed
Ooooooh genderverse
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im back again! just read your post with the code in it and spent 20 minutes decoding it, only to realize that you had reblogged the answer and i could have just looked at that 😭you live and you learn ig! i am now consumed with a desire to make a code within one of my drabbles (even though i am already behind on my requests in my blog) and i choose to blame this all on you /lh
anyway have a nice day <3
*bats eyelashes
Aw little ol me? Ive done nothing wrong in my life, ever,
Also behind?? On requests?? Couldnt be me 🥰✨️
I FUCKING AM SO HAPPY AND OVERJOYED P EVEN SENT ASKS IN-
but yeah i quickly learned to accept that I will
✨️never✨️
Get thru them all bc i have adhd, bc im busy in life rn so why not keep em open? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Plus I love hearing ppls rando ideas they get struck with outta nowhere so i dont want them to be like
"Aw wish aqua's mailbox was open rn, id ask this"
LIKE- NOOOO!! SEND ME IT!! RIGHT NEOWWW!!
So, the mailbox prob gonna stay open for awhile at least for me
I hope u get thru ur pile soon tho, and have fun doing it!
Im glad u liked suffered over lol the encoding bit!
:D tysm for the ask!! I'm rambley u guys feel free to always send smth in even just to chat I love it :)
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
#my replies#haha love that u arent even the first person thats happened to#i actually REALLYY wanna include more ARG stuff in my writing#i love interactive things both as a reader and as an author#plus it seemed perfectly on brand for genshin impact self aware au#sagau fits great with meta stuff like that 👍#genshin impact#genshin sagau#ask box open#sagau
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Art students make me sick
(is an art student)
Worst thing about this is that ok context two friends of mine hate/don't really care about eachother one of them said she want me to take class A with her I go okii and the other told me the same n I said okii bc i like both of them n I would like to hang out after even if not at the same time bc again the hate/tolerate the other
Anyway the school site didn't let me CHOOSE class A so I was like aw man but whatever I'm gonna be with other friends (more chill ones ) so like it's whatever but then both of these girls r like noooo u got the other oneeee but the difference here is that only one of then changed to class B to be w me and the other stayed so now I'm gonna be in the same class with the one that's a bit more chill so I went n said to the one that hates her like hey we r all in class B idk who even is in A and she was like WELL GOOD I DONT LIKE THEM so I go :O well alright I guess??
I don't like when ppl do t get along but I can deal w that but whyyyyy must u be so proud of hate.idk man it just upsets me
Ok I got that out rrraawrrr I'm fine now I'm chill
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Dumb Ways to Die... BG3 edition! PART: 1
Long post EXTREMELY LONG POST...okay maybe, probably not that long?? DEFINITELY LONG and Possible spoilers?!? I'm not sure read at your own peril! IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH🤣
I've been playing BG3 for a collective of well over 250 hours now. I CAN'T express how much I absolutely LOVE this game! I adore my OG character she is perfect (as Astarion loves to tell me)! I will ALWAYS choose ASTARION to romance and too fall in love with repeatedly! ⬇️⬇️❤️❤️⬇️⬇️
That has not changed in the other 2 characters I have made so far alongside my OG campaign. I have save scummed SO hard. (Listen...I want to watch THOSE scenes with my OG character over and over again whenever I want lmao😂 I also love watching the wholesome fluff scenes too) ❤️That being said this is not that kind of post.. this post is my, lets call it....DUMB WAYS TO DIE .....To the story.....
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THE STORY: The Goblin Horde
I would like to stress the importance of what I'm going to say next!
☠️☠️ALWAYS GROUP YOUR PARTY MEMBERS!!!!☠️☠️
So there I was playing on an ALT campaign that I made because I wanted to see what Dark Urge was all about. (I should clarify that I have NOT finished the story yet...no, not even on my OG campaign, im enjoying the game at my own pace and I have a lot of IRL responsibilities too.) So.. there I was, Astarion is madly in love with me ❤️ I just saved Halsin from the Goblins 🐻 everything is going so well, and he wants me to kill the BIG THREE leaders of the Goblin Camp. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
I got this....or so I thought...*(rolls a NAT 1 on Confidence)*
In my party I have Astarion, Shadowheart and Wyll. I also have a summoned wolf but for the sake of this story we're gonna leave them out of it. On my OG character I have already gone through the Goblin camp so on my Dark Urge alt I was feeling pretty good about my survival chances this time around...I start by picking off small groups of Goblins, the ones that are secluded, around corners, away from the big packs so it doesnt alert all of them. I close doors to keep them hidden...you know...
⬆️⬆️YEA THAT⬆️⬆️
I destroy EVERY SINGLE war drum cause obvious reasons⬆️ I DONT want to alert everybody! I even saved Volo because...I have a soft spot for his annoying humor, and quite litterally I'm pretty sure he is the NPC equivalent of the games damsel in distress but *spoilers* lol. When I've picked off the stragglers all that is left is the BIG THREE and their packs of mobs around them. I figure my best bet is kill off Grannie Gut first so I remember that there are some spiders in the makeshift cages below and if you're like me well...🕷️☠️
☠️🕷️Same Ron, Same🕷️☠️
But I ➡️ UNGROUP Wyll⬅️..remember this.. I ungroup only Wyll, because he is the only one in my party who can speak too animals and I was determined to Dr. Dolittle Bullshit my way through a convo with these spiders to make them do my biding! Even if it killed me, and if the RNG/DICE gods were displeased with me it could, would and probably should have. (Also this would be a good time to mention that yes I know there are potions, and scrolls for speak to animals...but I am a complete and utter MONEY GREMLIN sooo it all gets sold). So, I sweet talk my way through that convo while also trying not to stare directly at my screen cause. 🕷️=☠️.
The spiders tell me you need to open the door for us and im like that is simple enough. I walk over, I try to unlock the doors and the guards on the other side (nice chaps, great convo) say noooo the gates must stay closed spiders are dangerous, they are not trained. (I KNOW, kinda the point here). So if I couldnt open the doors I was just going to do what I've done best so far and KILL THEM.
As wyll is shooting at these two "innocent" guards they are trying to spam unlock the door and all I'm seeing is:
.....Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked,Locked......
At this point I have Astarion jump down and help me kill these goblins, but not before another "innocent bystanding" goblin joins the fight. At this point Shadowheart, and my ALT are trying to kill this extra goblin. Astarion is trying to unlock the door, the spiders are saying FREE us. And Wyll is just standing there living his best life, When Grannie Gut gets involved...
Stay tuned PART: 2 will be up shortly!
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