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#Nasty candy
wildeschilde · 2 years
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Want to know what hate tastes like? I'm not being cute (though I'm always cute), I've just tasted some of the most awful nonsense that has ever been in my mouth.
These are Brach's new "Tailgate Candy Corn", which are supposed to taste like things you'd have at a pre-game party ahead of an American football match.
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Clockwise, starting at the pale yellow stuff top left, we have Popcorn, Hamburger, Vanilla Ice Cream, Fruit Punch, and Hot Dog there in the centre.
Vanilla Ice Cream tastes pretty much like regular candy corn. Fruit Punch has a very fruity flavour that gets stronger as you chew. Popcorn is sweet and corny; if you've ever had popcorn Jelly Bellys you know what this tastes like.
I did not eat Hamburger. Why? Because I ate Hot Dog and could not carry on. Hot Dog, as @psychicmayhem observed, tastes like a war crime. It is hate processed into confection. It tastes like hot dogs, you know, for some value thereof, but these aren't hotdogs safe for human consumption. I nearly got sick, I had to spit it out, and an hour on I still feel queasy. I cannot stress how bad this was. I don't think I missed out on Hamburger, as M'Colleague said it was only marginally better than Hot Dog. I prefer burgers over dogs, so it's probably for the best.
Never again.
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blackbeautiesglobal · 8 months
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Miss B. Nasty
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lord-westley · 3 months
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Whenever there are no customers and no tasks to complete, i leave behind drawings everywhere at work
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peachirambles · 5 months
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I'm doing these two together because of their similarities and figured it would just be best to answer both of them at once.
As a preface: Qiu and the MC do have a crush on each other but neither of them have acted on it. So right now they are Very close friends but Tamarack and the MC are best friends. I went with a more fem leaning MC but they are still using they/them pronouns and are still nonbinary. Just because of who will be showing up in this drabble 😭
With that out of the way, here's the drabble! Hope yall enjoy Qiu being a certified #asshole
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Qiu wasn't a jealous person. In fact, they were quite the opposite, growing up as the residental young boyish heart-throb of the young population had other people jealous of them for many reasons. Popularity, good looks, funny, and with a perchant for being kind to everyone they meet; they had heard the rumors of how some of the "friends" Qiu had were secretly trying to push others away from them just to horde their affection. Of course, Ren and Baxter always snuffed out those particular people's issues. Though that didn't stop Qiu from finding out that they unknowingly made people jealous of them. For a while, they had grown accustomed to it.
But then they moved in.
With their sincerity, kindness, and love; they ruined Qiu so thoroughly, down to their very being. Yet, Qiu couldn’t even complain. They would absolutely let the MC do it again and again to them. They were everything to them, and all they had to do was look pretty and bat their eyelashes at them to get them to do anything. They were completely head over heels screwed for them.
And it's what led them here now, sitting at the lunch table, silently fuming on the uncomfortable bench.
Fuming because they were the reason they were completely and madly green with envy at the sight of the MC being so close with Tamarack.
"Tamarack, your hair is so silky and has such gorgeous curls!" The MC preened as they started to make a small braid with some strands of Tamarack's hair.
"Ah, are they really?" Was Tamarack's reply, soft and questioning. For a second, it would have sounded truly genuine, and it might have been, but Qiu knew better.
Tamarack had lost all of her boisterous energy and know-it-all attitude that she wielded back in 2010, replaced with insecurities about everything and anything about herself. It was like watching a turtle shrink back into its shell, and a part of Qiu understood why.
But as they watched the MC comb and weave their beautiful fingers through Tamarack's sparkling hair; a much louder, nastier part of them yelled and screeched.
She's obviously fishing for compliments, she knows her hair is her best quality!
Her hair isn't even that pretty to begin with!
Why is the MC braiding her hair? She doesn't deserve it.
Is my hair not good enough to be braided?
Why her and not me!
"Anddd done!" The MC squeaked, snapping Qiu out of their momentary spiral as the group cooed and awed at the small braid, dangling next to Tamarack's ear. Much to Qiu's utter displeasure, Tamarack had the nerve to be bashful.
"It's so cute!" Serenity, one of Tamarack and the MC's friend, piped up. "Now you have two braids!"
"It does look very nice." Vianca hummed in approval, which made Tamarack fidget in place.
"You did a good job MC." Renee or Ren for short, the only ally Qiu supposedly had at this godforesaken table and the only reason why they were even sitting there, smiled at the both of them.
Why the hell was she on Tamarack's side?Almost everyone here don't even know she's a girl! Why are we even here?!
Qiu couldn’t help but grit their teeth in pure frustration. They couldn't even lie, it was a perfect braid and it suited Tamarack perfectly. But, if they were being honest, they had rather Tamarack have no-
"Qiu."
Qiu, once again, snapped out of their thoughts and turned to the source of the voice. It was Vianca of all people, with a smirk on her face. Usually, they didn’t a single shit about her, but for some reason, that shit eating smirk made Qiu's stomach drop.
"Aren't you going to... you know? Join in on the conversation or compliment the braid? You havs been staring at Tamarack for a hot minute now." She sneered at them, and Qiu's eyes widened as they realized she was completely right.
Tamarack had noticed Qiu's stare on her. Otherwise, she wouldn't be fidgeting with the hem of her sweater, her smile dropping into an uneasy line, and her plucked eyebrows furrowed. God, she made them truly sick sometimes.
"Qiu probably thinks it's fine." Ren chuckled, though it was obvious that there was nervous energy coating each sound. They felt a small jab on their foot, and they looked up to see Ren's hazelnut eyes staring back at them.
"Right, Qiu?"
Qiu knew what was happening. They made Tamarack feel bad, and now they had to sit there and pretend that they thought her and her stupid mini braid that the MC made was cute to save face. Their hands balled up into fists on the table for just a second before they took a simple breath in and exhaled, and their hands relaxed once more.
The MC is in front of them for fuck's sake, they can pretend to be fine.
"Sure. It's cute." Was Qiu's stiff reply.
There was a collective breath of relief from most of the table's patrons, and Tamarack glanced up at them for just a second, her eyes searching for something before-
"I'm so glad!" The MC nearly squealed before pulling Tamarack into a close hug, giddy from all the praise, and all poor Tamarack was able to muster out was a solid squeak.
"I been practicing and practicing with Tamarack's hair the past few days after school. I love messing with hair, and once I get better, I want to do-"
There was a solid slam that reverberated on the table that not only silenced them but silenced most of the chatter in the cafeteria. Qiu's palms stinged and burned from the impact of the force, but they didn't care.
Why should they when all they been hearing was just bragging and idolizing someone that wasn't quite frankly worth the MC's time?
"I am sooo happy that you love to do Tamarack's hair and that you just loveee to do everything with her." Qiu laughed but it wasn't remotely happy or earnest, but instead filled with a deep malice.
"Qiu-" Ren snapped but Qiu pressed on.
"But I quite frankly don't give a fuck enough to be caring about her damn braid to be complimenting it."
There was audible gasps and even some giggles from the other students who were listening in. Vianca, Renee and Serenity's faces were twisted in a state of shock and disgust. The nasty pit in them were reveling in it.
At least that was the case until their eyes wandered on Tamarack's face, flushed hot with embarrassment and shame. Her head was ducked down but they could hear her eyelashes furiously batting away the tears that were starting to form beyond the drumming of Qiu's heart in their ears.
And if that didn't make Qiu falter, then the look on their face certainly did. It wasn't shock, it wasn't anger; it was pure and unfiltered hurt and disappointment. That was easily enough for Qiu to stop, but as if feeling like they were controlled on strings, they spoke again.
"Now if all of you excuse me, I'm going to do something better with my time."
The poison in their words even shocked them, but before they could even process that, they felt their limbs run on auto pilot.
They snatched their bag and stormed out of the cafeteria much to the confused shouts of the group, but Qiu didn't care.
They had to get out of there! They had to!
Qiu felt the blood rush to their face in so many emotions, eyes stinging as tears filled their vision. As they side-stepped both faculty and students as they ran up the stairs, thoughts were running at them a mile an hour.
Why did I do that?!
Why didn't I do it sooner?!
Did you see the look on their faces!?
I made Tamarack cry!
It was so funny!
What is wrong with me?
It was great!
As Qiu barreled past the door and onto the rooftop, stopping to take a breath of fresh air, one single though ruminated in their head.
I hurt them. I hurt my best friend.
Qiu wasn't a jealous person. That's what they thought. But as they sat down on a bench, holding their head in their hands, that thought just wasn't true anymore.
They realized that maybe, just maybe something nasty had taken residence within them underneath their watch. Whatever that nasty thing was, Qiu thought, it had rotten them to their core.
Or worse, that nasty pit was there the entire time and Qiu was too tired to fight back anymore.
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wetsweatgym · 13 days
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Would you eat those jelly’s? 🤤🪼
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midnight-moth · 7 months
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It makes me really happy that people seemed to enjoy my semi conscious ramblings. I don’t know. That’s what’s hot to me right now. Holding hands, that’s hot. Slipping your fingers inside someone’s sleeve to touch the inside of their wrist, sexy. Hugging someone and just like standing there smelling their clothes and listening to their heart beat. Yeah. Filthy. Don’t even get me started on resting your head in someone’s lap while they pet your hair and let you fall asleep a little. Maybe run their fingers across your eye lashes once or twice cause they look fluffy. That’s hot. Everyone’s fully dressed and fucking shy and awkward. and they keep thinking they’re dehydrated or something because their mouth is so dry because they’re nervous. Forgetting to eat because you don’t want to move or say or do anything to break that silly little spell. And when you finally walk in the front door you’re all light headed and it’s cause you’re starving or you’re just love sick. All of that super hot. Walking somewhere and holding hands inside of the pocket of their winter jacket? God damn.
Raindrop this is about raindrop them acting like this is the hottest thing I can think of right now
Ok also. Anytime Dew sees one of those communal candy bowls that seem to be everywhere esp cause it’s Halloween, he stuffs some in his pocket. Rain never seems to notice that they’re everywhere, let alone why. Feet on the ground, head in the clouds. He saves them just to give them to Rain cause he’s always so surprised and delighted and he thinks the small sizes of all the things are super cute. Dew sized if you will.
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egberts · 1 year
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went to a cotton candy machine 😱
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disease · 3 months
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how did i never realize the Lords of Acid sample/ref…
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blackbeautiesglobal · 2 months
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Miss B Nasty
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oshisanbignaturals · 1 year
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*furries your bees*
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amygdalae · 1 year
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the way vampires die on true blood is so fun, honestly one of the highlights of the show for me (they loudly rupture and explode into a viscous unrecognizable pile of bloody slime and chunks that gets all over any1 within splash radius)
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the-casbah-way · 8 months
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they are going to kiss with tongue
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haunted-headset · 6 months
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IT BETTER NOT BE TOO LATE HAUNTY
trick or treat
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE POOKIE
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riconastyfan · 10 months
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ashiyn · 5 months
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the girlies be hanging out with santa
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