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fisheito · 3 months
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i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong
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#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position#makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers#what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary#so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!!#zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1#like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down*#i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh#ah forget it i'll just draw it out#<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆#THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction)#when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead#legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible#wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark)#ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it*#while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating#[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)]#surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him#also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double!#uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2)#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})#wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze???#i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better#but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........#*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM#sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground#dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope#now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are...#i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard!#yakuei#nu carnival eiden
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satuguro · 1 year
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send me sub ethan requests i’m literally begging for filthy shit thank you sm (i’ll even take spiderman!ethan requests!)
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kaevch · 7 months
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so 😇😇 how is everyone doinggg??
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hella1975 · 1 year
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prussianmemes · 11 months
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the next 32 hours will determine whether the next year will be characterized by "it's so joever'" or "we're so fucking back." both outcomes result in a reduced lifespan and incredible levels of stress but one would let me have a cool title.
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comradejoanmir · 2 months
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That was the worst experience of my life. Can't believe I have to wait two more weeks to feel it again.
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Weekend update:
° Laundry done
° Studying research methodology for upcoming PhD exam
° Current book I'm reading
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2001honda-civic · 7 months
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fuck taking the path of least resistance. if u need me ill be down trhe path of MOST resistance
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education-panel1 · 11 months
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digisurvive · 11 months
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Digimon adventure 02's wise, grown 14-yo adv cast mentors vs Survive's 14yos... (and how being a year or two older doesn't make that much of a difference, actually those kids are worse lol)
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ugc-net-exam-696 · 4 months
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UGC NET Exam Eligibility Criteria 2024:Check Age
The basic UGC NET Exam Eligibility for the applicants is to have a Master’s degree in the relevant subject from a recognised university. The upper age limit for JRF is 30 years. The applicant must have at least 55% marks in their Master’s Degree.
Candidates should have a Master’s degree or its equivalent with at least 55% marks (50% for reserved categories) from recognized universities or institutions.
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elevenc · 2 years
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約束してくれ:誰が生き残っても、探偵社再建に命を懸けると
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do u ever speak too soon & immediately regret it.
#yes this is about the trade that just happened three minutes ago#clown shoes of prophecy in the tumblr tags#no i am not Doing Well#I THOUGHT I WAS GODDAMN SAFE FROM THE BRUINS#to be deleted but i am literally resisting the urge to screech like a feral animal in the gym right now i am being soooooo normal#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME PERSONALLY SPECIFICALLY I’M GOING TO CRY INTO A HOLE I CAN’T DO THIS NARRATIVE IT’S ONLY DYLAN LEFT YOU TOOK HIM#i have to pretend to be normal :) i have to take an exam :) and function as a human being :) instead of crouching like a bug on the floor#and then i will come home and open up the notes app i made two (?) years ago that says ‘if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded it’s-’#& everyone will be suffering with me. sorry not sorry for the influx of sad bertuzzi posts that are coming like i have Such a relationship#with him as a player &i know he’s the worst but also it really sucks to watch every guy you thought was the core of ur team get traded away#purely narratively speaking in all bemoaning etc etc etc except for the part where we don’t have a gritty net front presence now &#who’s gonna be larks & lucas’ winger & i just cried about tyler in a fight the other day because mickey said ‘i’m sure he wants to protect#those hands but sometimes you can’t you gotta do it for the boys’ & i think mickey said ‘they’ as in the team wants him to not hurt his hand#again but he has to fight & if that isn’t also v much a part of the old gods detroit it was always tyler champion of blood & guts & giving#& regardless of hockey (EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT WAS FOR DRAFT PICKS I HATE DRAFT PICKS WHAT ARE U GONNA DO WITH THOSE like at least if#it’s for a guy i could maybe learn to love him but you never remember who you traded to get those draft picks unless it’s narratively r#relevant later but right now it feels like it’s for nothing & i don’t want to learn to love some new guy in five years i miss tyler already)#anyway. ik full well this won’t cause me to actually finish tyler borzoituzzi bc i haven’t even properly started it but i can dream of spite
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thinkpink212 · 1 year
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The universe really came thru today. I wrote my to-do list last night for the rest of the weekend, and as one does, I changed my mind about one of the tasks… I get a call at 14 (2pm) and guess who it is? The deleted task, and even if I tried to take a minute to think about it, I was hit with blessing after blessing, and finally just stopped being hesitant and jumped out head first. Universe said no procrastination or doubt, and it’s been dealt with and I am happy to say I’m satisfied with the outcome. ☀️
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hella1975 · 1 year
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just spent two whole minutes trying to get my tesco clubcard to scan which isnt a long time but when ur a student hanging on by a thread with a queue behind you waiting for the self-checkout those two minutes stretch out into lifetimes i was on the verge of tears hand trembling trying to hold my clubcard up to the scanner a thousand eyes watching my failure the snicker of distant roadmen haunting me
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nicxxx5 · 2 years
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about to take an exam and i've been sitting in the same seat everyday but TODAY on the DAY OF THE EXAM this bitch decides to take my seat and now i'm more stressed
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