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jessource · 10 days

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prompts:　ttpd, the anthology by taylor swift.

your location, you forgot to turn it off.

the only thing that's left is the manuscript, one last souvenir from my trip to your shores

could it be enough to just float in your orbit?

quick, quick, tell me something awful, like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy.

i just don't understand how you don't miss me.

now and then she rereads the manuscriptof the entire torrid affair.

if you wanna tear my world apart, just say you've always wondered.

if comfort is a construct, i don't believe in good luck.

i move through the world with a broken heart.

they killed cassandra first, 'cause she feared the worst.

don't want money, just someone who wants my company.

say it once again with feeling.

even statues crumble if they're made to wait.

we here-by conduct the post portem.

what doesn't kill you makes you awake.

they tried to warn you about me.

i'm not a doner, but i'd give you my heart if you wanted.

i got cursed like eve got bitten.

i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind.

i feel so high school every time i look at you.

I look in people's windows like i'm some deranged weirdo.

there wouldn't be this if there hadn't been you.

she wrotе headlines in the local paper, laughing at each baby step i'd take.

one bad seed kills the garden.

when the truth comes out, it's quiet.

you see, i was a debutante in another life.

you have a favorite spot on the swing set.

the empathetic hunger descends.

i'm addicted to the 'if only'.

he said that if the sex was half as good as the conversation was, soon they'd be pushin' strollers. soon it was over.

oh, we must stop meeting like this.

way to go, tiger.

i built a legacy that you can't undo.

you said some things that i can't unabsorb, you turned me into an idea of sorts.

i may never open up the way i did for you.

he was a cad, wanted her bad just like any good trophy hunter.

tell me about the first time you saw me.

they knew, they knew, they knew the whole time.

i don't think you've changed much.

you have no room in your dreams for regrets.

they set my life in flames.

i thought it was just goodbye for now.

i loved you the way that you were.

you're a just ruler covered in mud, you look ridiculous.

i'm there most of the year, 'cause i hate it here.

you saw my bones out with somebody new who seemed like he would've bullied you in school.

how did it end? i can't pretend like i understand.

this place made me feel worthless.

i wanna find you in a crowd, just to hide from you.

quick, quick. tell me something awful.

i won't confess that i waited, but i let the lamp burn.

i can't forgive the way you made me feel.

Buried down deep

out of your reach the secret we all vowed to keep it from you in sweetness.

splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless.

old habits die screaming.

i'm lonely, but i'm good.

in my fantasies, i rise about it.

forgive me, [name], please know that i tried.

if i sell my apartment and you have some kids with an internet starlet. will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon?

behind her back, her best mates laughed.

you needed me, but you needed drugs more, and i can't watch it happen.

she's the albatross, she is here to destroy you.

i'll tell you one thing, honey. i can tell when somebody still wants me.

were you makin' fun of me?

nostalgia is a mind's trick.

i read about it in a book when I was a precocious child.

does it feel alright to now know me?

excellent fun 'til you get to know her.

life was always easier on you.

tell me all your secrets, all you'll ever be.

it wasn't a fair fight.

if i die screaming, i hope you hear it.

i can confirm she made a curious child, ever reviled by everyone except her own father.

are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me?

i'm bitter, but i swear i'm fine.

all that time you were throwin' punches, i was buildin' somethin'.

one less temptress, one less dagger to sharpen.

i'm hearing voices like a madman.

you said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me.

but i can't forget the way you made me heal.

they nicknamed her 'the bolter'.

wise men once said 'wild winds are death to the candle'.

now i wanna sell my house and set fire to all my clothes.

i'm gonna get you back.

push the reset button, we're becomin' something new.

i'm watchin' american pie with you on a saturday night.

i'm an aston martin that you steered straight into the ditch.

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #rp prompts #rp sentences #rp starters #rp memes #rp lyrics #rp lyric starters #taylor swift lyrics #ttpd: the anthology #memes #prompts #lyric sentence starters #mymemes.#*

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yourtoradorasextendedwarranty · 9 months

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Fine I'll Bite

So I'm beyond the scope of normal anger here. Media has been on a crusade as of late to more or less make it out like child sex trafficking ISN'T happening and if it is, is only happening a TINY BIT. First of all. FUCK YOU. I'm not going to be calm here. The people CNN, MSNBC, ABC etc have had on to talk about this have been Prostasia supporters, and spokes people for fucking NAMBLA. Actual pedophiles are the people saying this movie is "over hyped" and " is fear mongering".

youtube

WHEN for all intents and purposes it's fully based on a true events, with very little changed for artistic posture. Which is why the movie was not a action adventure thriller with huge gun fights and explosions. Then we have THIS pos, and look, I don't know you but to you, fuck you.

And I'm not going to hide your name. You deserve to be looked into. "I always knew millions of people that were against child sex trafficking were fishy" Sure you did. Because it's impossible that there are not a few people donating to a movie being made that maybe aren't the best people.

Here's the kicker. Yahoo New, citing Newsweek both know what they were doing when they did this:

Yahoo News *Though the top header reads Jezebel so I'm a bit confused and concerned.

Newsweek

Now what do both of these have in common? Well when you first click on the Newsweek article it starts with the mug shot. Because regardless of the mans name, (and I don't personally know his nationality) He looks white. The media loves this. They want this. Because they know it stokes division. But what is the other thing they did? The headline. "Funder" is the word they used. And while Yahoo specifically goes out of their way to NOT mention the thousands of other crowd funders. News week at least had the decency to put it in the first paragraph. Though I am still pissed at the intentional slant here with the headline.

Now if you read the Newsweek article they don't give us much of anything. More or less not even telling us what exactly he's being charged for specifically as no information about the case exists it seems. At least not that Newsweek can verify also saying that he had direct involvement in the film somehow but then they go on to say this

So some credit again to Newsweek though they frankly don't deserve it.

My issue with both of these headlines is that it leads you into this idea that the movie got it's primary funding from this one guy. And the intent with that is to implicate the entire film as being a catfish. Why? I can tell you why. Because most of the mainstream left have sided with actual pedophiles and can't renounce them because if they do, they think the LGBT will revolt against them. Which is honestly disgusting because, let's suppose for a second, I as a moderate on the left, would believe that the LGBT would be mad if you called out pedophiles. What is the implication in that? Is it that you are saying that the LGBT ARE or are complacent in pedophilia? Because that sounds pretty fucking homophobic to me. Or is it that you don't want to risk alienating a voter base who seems to more and more align with you? At least the outspoken ones anyways.

I can't even express, as a victim of CSA myself how angry this topic makes me. THERE ARE legit avowed pedophiles trashing this movie, and ONE DONER out of 1000's does something f'd up that we have ZERO context on, and all of a sudden it's a win to prove the movie or the people as a WHOLE that support it are a problem.

I don't know how to tell you this. Hell I don't know how to force this down your throat. The movie. WAS. BASED. ON. REAL. EVENTS! And the telling of that story as well as actual news footage, shows there is a HUGE issue with child abductions and child sex trafficking. And saying that it's fear mongering, or that we shouldn't put that much worry on it REALLY makes it feel like you have something to hide.

And again. I can not even BEGIN to express how pissed off this makes me. I really can't. No one has any real reason to shit on this movie unless they have something to hide. No one has any real reason to shit on the movies message unless they have something to hide. Because the movie was based again on REAL LIFE. So either one you want people to not focus on this as a problem because you are a part of that problem. Or because you are mad that a large swath of the political middle and right have come out in support of it, but the neo liberal left has been mostly silent about it. And more the media has been propping up NAMBLA types to talk about why this movie "is just qanon fear mongering". If I could have a heart attack from sheer rage, I'd have had one having read that.

I've done my best to not lose my utter shit when dealing with the a-holes in the media trying to make this movie seem bad, and not worth paying attention to. And little by little I'm losing my patience. And I can't not be emotion driven on this because I'VE BEEN assaulted as a kid. I do my best to bury it every single fucking day and you're going to tell ME it's not that big a deal? Your going to tell ME that people supporting a movie based heavily on a true story is "Fishy". I don't support violence at all in 98%-99% of cases. For you, I'd make an exception. For the people at Yahoo(and or Jezebel) that wrote this, I'd make an exception. For the people that decided on that headline at Newsweek, I'd make an exception.

And for context, the Yahoo one is GOD AWFUL. And intentionally inflammatory. I will not link that here because they don't deserve the traffic. However I'll link the Newsweek one here so people can look at what a non story this bullshit is.

Newsweek Article

#discourse #yahoo news #rage #Youtube

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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Honor bound post bt on the timeline Joseph practices hamon more, especially if things turn out for Acdc and Kars as in cannon, because now instead of just wanting to grow old with Suzie Q, he also has Wamuu to want to stay around as long as he possibly can for.

Yessssss

I’d image that at first it was a very difficult decision for him to make. It was essentially asking him to choose between his two partners, and he didn’t want that. He couldn’t even try the idea of teaching Suzie Hamon and get both, he had to make a decision or else the decision would be made for him

Eventually his distress might even get noticed by Suzie and Wammu, which after a small possible breakdown leads to them having a long talk about it, addressing all his concerns as well as the ones they have.

It’s probably Suzie who convinces the other two that she doesn’t mind. That she wants Joseph and Wammu to be able to live together even after she’s gone. She may not be able to live as long as they would, but she still wanted to spend as much time as she could with them, and they reciprocate that feeling.

And they do. While Suzie’s mortality constantly remains a fear in their peripheral, they live long, very happy lives together. While only Joseph and Suzie are married in the eyes of the law, the three of them had a much more private, quiet wedding for all three of them and their closest friends and family.

They take days one at a time, enjoying and cherishing every single one spent together. Eventually they even started a family together with the addition of their daughter Holly. They watched her grow up, go to school, fall in love, and even have a son of her own.

Life was good. They were happy.

And in the end, Joseph and Wammu were right by Suzie’s bedside, holding her hands as they bade her farewell.

They promise to meet her again. Just that it might take a while.

And she says she’ll wait an eternity if that’s what it takes

(also fuck canon Joseph didn’t cheat in this AU, I’m taking a page out of @goatpaste’s Pillarfam AU and saying it was a sperm doner thing)

#honor bound #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #battle tendency #jjba part 2 #jjba joseph #joseph joestar #jjba wamuu #wamuu #jjba suzie q #suzie q #jjba holly #holly kujo #wamuu x joseph x suzie q #sb answers #dragoninthelabratory

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spacetimewithstuartgary · 2 months

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NASA's New Horizons detects dusty hints of extended Kuiper Belt

New observations from NASA's New Horizons spacecraft hint that the Kuiper Belt—the vast, distant outer zone of our solar system populated by hundreds of thousands of icy, rocky planetary building blocks—might stretch much farther out than we thought.

Speeding through the outer edges of the Kuiper Belt, almost 60 times farther from the sun than Earth, the New Horizons Venetia Burney Student Dust Counter (SDC) instrument is detecting higher than expected levels of dust—the tiny frozen remnants of collisions between larger Kuiper Belt objects (KBOs) and particles kicked up from KBOs being peppered by microscopic dust impactors from outside of the solar system.

The readings defy scientific models that the KBO population and density of dust should start to decline a billion miles inside that distance and contribute to a growing body of evidence that suggests the outer edge of the main Kuiper Belt could extend billions of miles farther than current estimates—or that there could even be a second belt beyond the one we already know.

The results appear in The Astrophysical Journal Letters.

"New Horizons is making the first direct measurements of interplanetary dust far beyond Neptune and Pluto so that every observation could lead to a discovery," said Alex Doner, lead author of the paper and a physics graduate student at the University of Colorado Boulder who serves as SDC lead.

"The idea that we might have detected an extended Kuiper Belt—with a whole new population of objects colliding and producing more dust—offers another clue in solving the mysteries of the solar system's most distant regions."

Designed and built by students at the Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics (LASP) at the University of Colorado Boulder under the guidance of professional engineers, SDC has detected microscopic dust grains produced by collisions among asteroids, comets and Kuiper Belt objects all along New Horizons' 5-billion-mile, 18-year journey across our solar system—which after launch in 2006 included historic flybys of Pluto in 2015 and the KBO Arrokoth in 2019.

The first science instrument on a NASA planetary mission to be designed, built, and "flown" by students, the SDC counts and measures the sizes of dust particles, producing information on the collision rates of such bodies in the outer solar system.

The latest, surprising results were compiled over three years as New Horizons traveled from 45 to 55 astronomical units (AU) from the sun—with one AU being the distance between Earth and the sun, about 93 million miles or 140 million kilometers.

These readings come as New Horizons scientists, using observatories like the Japanese Subaru Telescope in Hawaii, have also discovered a number of KBOs far beyond the traditional outer edge of the Kuiper Belt. This outer edge (where the density of objects starts to decline) was thought to be at about 50 AU, but new evidence suggests the belt may extend to 80 AU or farther.

As telescope observations continue, Doner said, scientists are looking at other possible reasons for the high SDC dust readings. One possibility, perhaps less likely, is radiation pressure and other factors pushing dust created in the inner Kuiper Belt out past 50 AU. New Horizons could also have encountered shorter-lived ice particles that cannot reach the inner parts of the solar system and were not yet accounted for in the current models of the Kuiper Belt.

"These new scientific results from New Horizons may be the first time that any spacecraft has discovered a new population of bodies in our solar system," said Alan Stern, New Horizons principal investigator from the Southwest Research Institute in Boulder. "I can't wait to see how much farther out these elevated Kuiper Belt dust levels go."

Now into its second extended mission, New Horizons is expected to have sufficient propellant and power to operate through the 2040s, at distances beyond 100 AU from the sun. That far out, mission scientists say, the SDC could potentially even record the spacecraft's transition into a region where interstellar particles dominate the dust environment.

With complementary telescopic observations of the Kuiper Belt from Earth, New Horizons, as the only spacecraft operating in and collecting new information about the Kuiper Belt, has a unique opportunity to learn more about KBOs, dust sources, and expanse of the belt, and interstellar dust and the dust disks around other stars.

#science #space #astronomy #physics #news #nasa #astrophysics

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tokyo-revengers-writings · 2 years

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Tenjiku with a Physically Disabled S/o

A/n: I just wanted to let y'all know that this is based on my own experiences. I have a condition (that is too hard to get into) but basically, it's a neurological condition that affects leg movement. (if anyone's interested in the condition it's called CMT) Not every physically disabled person uses a wheelchair or has these things happen, but I am just going off of what I know. This is written for people who can't use their legs or have limited mobility, and it's also written to spread awareness of social issues disabled folk endures. Anyway, enjoy!

(BTW: If you guys have any questions, feel free to ask!)

Warnings: ableism, terrible jokes about my disability, Rindou, cursing

Izana Kurokawa

He would automatically assume that you're weak

He'd get punched real quick

I don't think he'd ever be able to forgive himself for being a prick

Idc what Wakui says, this man is amazing

When you first started dating, he would be so overprotective

Literally asks if you need help every two seconds

"Are you good? Do I need to help you?"

"I'm literally taking a shit, Izana."

Anyway, I think about him

He may not show it, but he's very impressed

Probably said "You inspire me" at one point and got shut down

Literally dude, I'm not here to "inspire" you

If you told this dude a disability joke, he would shut down

Like, he doesn't wanna laugh, but at the same time-

"Damnit! These pliers are about as useful as my legs!"

"....The pliers are rusty."

"EXACTLY, IZANA!"

He insists on going everywhere with you

He's honestly just super scared of something happening to you

Would never push you without your consent

If someone touches you, give him names

If anyone says any shit, give him names

Went off on a barista one time because they pointed to you and asked "What would they like?"

We stan this man, 10/10

Kakucho Hitto

Marry me

He honestly didn't know what to expect when he started dating you

He didn't think you were weak, he was just kinda naive about it

Would be hovering over you constantly

"I can help you load your chair into the car!"

"Kakucho, I'm lifting it right now, get off my dick."

He would be so scared of someone attacking you

Won't go everywhere with you, but he tries to

Man would be kinda scared to push you

he accidentally leaned on the handles one time and it flipped the chair

If someone's being openly ableist, he won't lash out at them

He knows that if you handle it, they'll get the point

He will intervene if it escalates

Would be flabbergasted if you made a joke about your disability

"So I was walking-... Shit, no I wasn't, I haven't walked since I was two!"

Yes, these are actual comments I've made, yes, you can laugh

He wouldn't say anything, but he's very surprised about how you do things

Is absolutely stunned by the price of medical equipment

"Why is it so expensive? You need that in order to function!"

Exactly, Kakucho, exactly

I love this man, 100/10

Ran Haitani

Not this man

I just know he's got no idea what he's doing half the time

he would ask so many questions when he started dating you

"So, like, can you eat normal food?"

"I'm literally sitting here eating popcorn..."

He would push you without your permission and think he's funny

then you backed up and hit him in the nuts with your handlebars

He's the person who constantly wants you to do tricks

"Pop a wheelie!"

"My leg may be useless, but I will not hesitate to shove it far up your ass."

He would be in awe at your tools & shit

"I can help you reach that shelf-"

"I have my grabber, Ran."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A GRABBER!?"

He would try not to hover over you, but he'd be hella anxious

He makes you carry something like pepper spray

I feel like he would step in at any slight bout of ableism

He wouldn't be violent, but he wouldn't be calm

If he heard a disabled joke, he'd lose his shit

"Will you be my leg doner?"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Come on man, you got all that leg, share some, bastard!"

He's not bad, 9/10

Rindou Haitani

He wouldn't know what to expect

I honestly don't think he was too worried

He would be so overprotective

This man gets scared at everything you do

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SITTING ON YOUR ARMREST!?"

"My ass hurts, Rin!"

He would be so worried about you accidentally hurting yourself

Wouldn't even push you if you ask for it

He doesn't want to look like he's overpowering you

My man may pass out if you joke about your disability

"I don't understand how people can't find my house. It's the only one on the street with a big-ass ramp!"

He wouldn't (stand) up for you if there was ableism

It's scarier if you do it

He will step in if it gets bad

We would either teach you self-defense or give you something

He's so scared that someone can hurt you

He's very impressed by what you can do

He definitely is a good motivator during breakdowns

"Just because you can't do something doesn't mean you're defective."

MARY ME RINDOU

Absolutely shocked by the prices of medical equipment

"How is it even legal for them to charge you this much?!"

Finally, someone who gets it!

This man is a keeper, 100/10

Hajime Kokonoi

Finally! A man who will pay for my crippling medical bills!

He wouldn't have any idea what to expect

He would freak out and make sure everything in the house was accessible

If you made a joke, he would be so unbelievably done

"Damn, I wish I could do stand-up comedy. Hell, I can't even stand up for myself!"

"..."

"Tough crowd, damn."

Will not hesitate to buy you a fully decked-out car

marry me Hajime

He would definitely help pay for tools, wheelchairs, et. Cetera.

He would get you self-defense tools

He knows he can't be around you 24/7

He would pull you out of any uncomfortable situation

Pushed you one time thinking it was okay

he soon learned it wasn't okay

He's not bad, 9/10

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spaghettificationandpretzels · 2 years

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A Taste of Heaven Part 7

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Part 6

Contains: Fluff, hurt/comfort, medical cannabis use, smut (oral sex M and F receiving, fingering, P in V)

2,340 words

Comment if you want to be tagged or follow #a taste of heaven.

After years of study and effort, you finally secure your dream job, as one of the head curators at the best museum in New York. After inheriting a huge brownstone you're looking for a roommate when your best friend Ubbe comes up with a suggestion, his younger brother Hvitserk. Better yet, you're a food historian and he's a three Michelin star chef.

"What did Harold say?" Hvitserk put the coffee down on the table in front of you, "even if the radio host won't pay, now that he's confessed, we can take it from the proceeds of his show. We've all decided that Bob should also get a pension if his hands don't improve, which will also come from the host and the actual participants, some of them are very wealthy."

Hvitserk nodded, "when do the court proceedings start?" You shrugged, "not for ages, they need to handle the criminal case first, but it looks like they're all going to plead out."

Things had been strange over the last few days, with each good update, he didn't seem even a little surprised. He would smile softly and press a kiss on your cheek. You knew something was going on, but there's was no point in worrying about it, Ubbe would have said something if there was a reason to be concerned.

"We've got to take the kitties in for their first shots tomorrow, then we need to help Ubbe set up his house for his little one." Hvitserk shook his head, "who knew a few days with our guys would turn him into a foster mother." You smiled, "your brother has always been a little too soft, all it takes is one sad story for him to be invested."

"I know, I'm taking a half-day in case they need extra cuddles. I know when dad got the dogs their rabies shots, they felt pretty shit for a couple of days." You nodded, "that's not uncommon with the rabies vaccine. I know we're not letting them outside but I think we should get the heartworm shot rather than back of the neck."

He nodded, "good idea, is there anything else we should ask the vet about?" You shook your head, "they're too small for spay and neuter, I'll ask the vet the soonest possible date and set up the appointment tomorrow."

"Great, I'll see you tonight. Love you."

"Love you too."

There was a buzz in the office when you arrived, it had been there since the day the host turned himself in. The cleaning was done with a purpose instead of just a sad drudge, whispers were passed back and forth about who would come out next. Mary had made a bet with Carl that the politicians who advertised on the show would here glad handing to save face.

Sure enough, the interim guard stood and waved his metal detector wand while a man in a crisp suit and red tie walked into the bearly clean space. He walked up to you with the stride of a man who had never had the smug punched off his face.

"Hello Dr l/n I'm sure you know who I am." You didn't take his extended hand, "yes I do, Mr Hicks is one of your biggest doners. Are you here to win votes? Because if so, you're in the wrong place and you can bet when your campaign comes around I will be bringing this up with everyone who will listen."

His face changed, "Mr Hicks…" You cut him off, "Mr Hicks and his lies are the reason one of my good friends will have to go through months of painful medical care. I'm not some rich socialite, sir, you can't bullshit me. I don't want your cash or your promises of doing better. Leave, before I get you thrown out."

He shook his head, "I leave my check with your bosses and come back when you're less hysterical, I'm sure you'll be more reasonable once this mess is gone." You wanted to punch him but you refrained, "I'd be careful sir, Mr Hicks is singing like a canary, if I was you, I'd be worried about what skeletons he's going to let out of the closet to save his own skin."

He went red, "Mr Hicks is a smart man, he's knows when to stay quiet." You nodded, "let's hope, I imagine there are a lot of powerful people who want him to keep his mouth shut."

You raced off the called the brothers, the group call took a little while to connect but everyone was there listening, "you won't believe what just happened. You know that hardline Republican senator who's always going on cutting public spending?" There was a rush of yeses, "he just came here hoping to smooth things over with us. That's not the best part, he basically threatened Hicks when I said that he was ratting on people."

You could hear Ivar laughing, "are you starting a pool for how long this guy lasts before his powerful friends take him out?" The burst of giggles was cut off by Lagertha, chastising him, "Ivar, you know that's not appropriate. At least over the phone when other people can hear."

"Sorry mum." You shook your head, "you guys are terrible. I need to get back to work." The warm goodbyes were met with being invited to dinner that weekend and you hung up.

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The rest of the day went by quickly, most of the cleaning had been done by now and the department was almost ready for tours. By the time you were ready to head home, things looked practically normal.

Hvitserk was still at work when you got home, Ubbe had come by to drop the kittens off, having asked to look after them again today. You were in the laundry brushing Lady Soot when Ivar showed up.

"Hello sweetie. What brings you here today?" You pulled him into a hug and invited him inside, "hey y/n." He sat down and took his braces off, moaning and rubbing his legs, "I was at work, my legs won't stop aching. I figured you understand." You nodded, "I can give you some of my weed if you like? I take it for the migraines so I don't know if it will help but it's worth a try."

He nodded, "anything." You ran off and returned with a cookie, "we like our lungs in this house." He laughed and scoffed it down, "it should take about an hour and a half to work. I'll get you a heat pack in the meantime." He smiled softly when you came back and laid it over his legs.

"How's work been?" He shrugged, "busy, Bjorn's still trying to get the big security contract but they're playing hard to get. They want us armed to the teeth but they're not willing to pay for us the train their old guys or hire our guys." You shook your head, "why is he wasting his time? The security contracting part of the business is super high-end, why waste time and money on someone who wants a cheap job?"

He shifted again, trying to get comfortable, "I'll rub your legs, you explain why your brother wants to torture himself." You gently rubbed the ache away while he continued, "he hired us first to help with trading. He wanted to move fresh produce from the east to west coast without the carbon footprint but it took off and now he wants protection for his warehouse."

"Fuck that, he's made millions off of you guys, he needs to be grateful and listen to you and your brother or he needs to fuck off." Ivar laughed, "that's what mother said but you know Bjorn, he gets his mind set on something and he won't let it go."

Ivar kept venting to you as the medication kicked in, after a while he started to get sleepy so you covered him up and closed the blinds in the lounge room before calling Hvitserk to tell him to come in the backway.

"Hello my love." Hvitserk pulled you into a kiss, his hand coming to stroke your cheek, "how long's he been out?" You rested your head on his chest, "an hour, I think we should let him spend the night here so I can look after him if his legs act up again. We can wake him up for dinner at seven." Hivtserk nodded, "good idea, I'll make his favourite."

An hour later, you were walking up to Ivar's sleeping form and patting his cheek, "hey, it's time for dinner." He opened his eyes slowly, "I'm not hungry." You shook your head and helped him sit up, "Hvitserk make your favourite, you need to eat something even if it's just a bite."

You helped him put his braces back on and walked him to the dining table, "how are you feeling?" He shrugged, "much better just foggy." Hvitserk was smiling, "what are you smiling about?" He shook his head, "nothing, I just got lucky when you chose me."

Ivar chuckled, "you guys are really cute." You threw a bread roll at him, "you're one to talk, bringing flowers to Miss Hanah on your way to work." He blushed, Miss Hanah worked at the preschool next to one of Ragnar's buildings that Ivar did IT in and Ivar was utterly smitten.

"She's nice to me." Hvitserk laughed, "she's more than nice to you Ivar, you know mother saw you and her kissing in the cafe." Ivar put his spoon down, "we all know dude, Hvitserk couldn't want to tell me." Ivar started to laugh, "you guys are killing me."

"I've set up the spare room for you, I don't want you driving home in this weather while you're in pain." Ivar tilted his head, "what weather?" You raised your eyebrows, "it's going to pour in like half an hour, don't you pay attention to the sky."

Sure enough, forty minutes later the heavens opened and it was bucketing down. You all sat and watched some TV for a while before Ivar headed to sleep in the spare room and you and Hvitserk went to yours.

You were laying in bed with your back to Hvitserk's chest while he told you about his day, his hands rubbing the stiffness out of your shoulders. He leaned in to pressed kisses on your neck, his hands moving to stroke your skin.

"Can I suck your dick?" His breath caught in his throat, "fucking hell yes." You spun around and sat on his lap, holding his chin in your hand while you kissed his lips. He pulled his T-shirt over his head and you ran a hand down his chest, your lips following the path of your fingers while you moved down his body.

When you got down to the waistband of his pants, he practically pulled them off, you took his half-hard cock out of his pants and stroked it until it swelled against his stomach before placing kitten licks on the head.

"That feels really nice." His tone was breathy as you pulled him into you mouth. His hips started moving slowly, pausing each time to let you adjust as you went deeper, "just like that, oh fuck." You sucked him deeper, using your hand for the parts your mouth couldn't take in while the other rolled his balls.

"Can I cum in your mouth?" You pulled off and took over with your hand, "sure." You put your mouth back on his dick and went back to work, Hvitserk tapping your cheek soon after to let you know he was ready. You squeezed his hand in consent and seconds later, he was cumming down your throat.

He pulled you up, pressing an opened mouth kiss to you before flipping you over and kissing down your body, "your turn." Hvitserk pulled your top off then sucked a nipple into his mouth while his hand rubbed the other one softly, swapping over when you gasped and grabbed his head.

You pushed your panties off as he made his way down your body and lifted your legs onto his shoulder when he kissed over your mound, settling down comfortably into the pillows. He used one hand to hold you open and sucked your clit into his mouth, moaning as your taste filled his mouth, "you taste like sour candy." You giggle was cut off by a moan as he slid two of his long fingers inside you.

"Hvitserk, please." He lifted his head for a moment, "I know, I'm here. Just let me make you feel good." He didn't stop until your legs were quivering around his head and you were pushing him away from the overstimulation. He kissed up your body and rested his weight on you, his hard cock laying against your stomach.

"Do you want to keep going?" You nodded, "yes please." He shifted onto his elbows and used one hand to line up with your entrance, with one last nod for you, he slid inside your body. "Oh God."

He chuckled, "Hvitserk is fine." You huffed a laugh through a moan and he sped up slowly, ending in his hips slamming into yours while you bucked to match his speed. He felt you contract around him, his hand coming to rub your clit while he kissed you like you had the last breath of air in your lungs.

"Give me one more." You were powerless to resist, clenching around him. His pace faltered and he half fell on top of you. He grunted and you felt him pulse inside you, "holy shit, that was something."

You giggled, "I know right." Hvitserk smiled and rubbed his nose with yours, "you stay there, I'll clean us up." He got up and came back a few seconds later with a warm cloth and wiped you down.

"You good, not sore or anything?" You shook your head and opened your arms, "I'm great." He smiled and climbed on top of you, resting his head on your chest. "You good?" He nodded through a yawn.

"Ok then, good night my love."

"Good night y/n."

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maochira · 11 months

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also, can you please explain the krapfen/berliner debate? i had no idea krapfen was incorrect lol

Okay so basically, their name is Berliner Pfannkuchen (Pfannkuchen meaning pancakes) and I think the name comes from the fact that they're fried in a pan and not baked in the oven.

Germany has TONS of dialects. Sometimes multiple ones per Bundesland. Berliner isn't the only thing we have different words for! But it's a common "debate" about what Berliner should be called. I grew up calling it Berliner!!

But in other parts of Germany, because of dialects, they're also called names like Küchli (Swabia), Kreppel (Hesse), Krapfen (Bavaria but also Austria), Pfannkuchen (Berlin) and more.

There isn't actually a "correct" or "incorrect" way because dialects have just developed this way. BUT I can deal with every version for it EXCEPT Pfannkuchen because if you say pancake you think of a PANCAKE AS IN. You know. Actual pancakes. Either call them Berliner Pfannkuchen or don't use the word Pfannkuchen for them at all😭😭

There are also joke words for it, my favourite one is Marmeladen-Döner (jam-doner) idk it sounds funny

Speaking of Döner. Don't get me started on the Döner Box / Pom-Döner / Yum Yum Döner debate LMFAO (Döner box is correct people who say Pom Döner or Yum Yum Döner scare me /hj)

#💟 maochira talks

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BLACKCLAW IS A BASTARD!

The dude fucking betrayed Mistyfoot after she lost most of her kits, only one surviving, she is taken by Tigerclan and Blackclaw supports Tigerstar! THAT DOUSHBAG DOESNT DESERVE REEDWHISKER! THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN DIEEEE IN HELLLL!

(Sorry for all the cussing but god damn I hate him)

Omg lesbian Misty shalt be the solution! I love the idea of lesbian Misty!!! She deserves a gf who will treat her far better than Blackclaw!!

The question is: who is her female mate ??

annnd is Blackclaw Reedwhisker's doner? or is someone else?? Reed's sire could be a loner instead....

#cryptid answers #cryptidclaw's warriors au #rise of change #mistystar

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lilbittymonster · 2 years

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For the Fic Writer's Ask: 7, 10 and 43. Plz and thank. 😘

(Not me forgetting to answer this for uhhhh Time bc it vanished into my notes lmao)

7. Do you prefer to read short fics or long fics?

It depends. If I'm looking for just a quick smut before bed then obviously, shorter fics are going to be better than another 140k masterpiece lol. I do also like reading little slice of life fics, but I have to already be invested in whatever characters are present.

I do on occasion like to tag crawl for longer stuff if I'm getting the "I need to sink my teeth into something" itch. But again, like with Fallout and XIV, it's difficult to find other people's OCs to get invested in.

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Uuuhhhhsjdlhdfalhfalef (fuck why can't I hold all these blorbos) well, current fandom I'm both reading and writing for is FFXIV so that's where my brain's at most of the time. Unfortunately I am sick to death of the way most of fandom writes my faves (mostly Estinien, but also Aymeric gets flattened a lot too) so reading for them is a bit of a crapshoot. I have some very few precious and trusted authors that I will read from and that's about it.

I am also always rotating my friends' writing like doner kebab in my head and devour it for breakfast every morning! They've given me so much brainrot and I have multiple wrinkles in my frontal lobes devoted to these clowns, they give me acid reflux(affectionate).

43. Talk about a positive experience with fanfiction or the fanfiction community that you will always remember.

I think the first big bang I did was for Critical Role back in.....2018? 2019? And the whole build up of getting my partner assigned and coming up with an idea and then having a whole community also working on their pieces and just mutually hyping each other up was so welcoming and a new experience for me, as someone who had never really done forums or AOL roleplay or any of that Other Netizen Communal Stuff.

I was also in an rp group for a bit where we were doing a Mighty Nein meets Vox Machina, Mollymauk was a lost son of the de Rolos cinematic universe which I still think back on fondly and kinda miss, even though I've stepped out of CR fandom for the most part.

The current serotonin factory has been the GAP channel in the discord. I've finally found a group of friends I feel comfortable making OCs with and going "yeah, they bone down nasty" and now it has blossomed into the most beautiful on-fire circus tent I have ever seen. There's a spreadsheet. And a fuck matrix. It's great.

Thank you for the asks @crackinglamb (pls give Catbab a smorch for me and say hi to LL for me)

Fic Writer Asks

#replies #crackinglamb #this got a lil rambley but hey it happens

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Elvis (Baz Luhrmann, 2022)

Cast: Austin Butler, Tom Hanks, Olivia DeJonge, Helen Thompson, Richard Roxburgh, Kelvin Harrison Jr., David Wenham, Kodi Smit-McPhee. Screenplay: Baz Luhrmann, Sam Bromell, Craig Pearce, Jeremy Doner. Cinematography: Mandy Walker. Production design: Catherine Martin, Karen Murphy. Film editing: Jonathan Redmond, Matt Villa. Music: Elliott Wheeler.

In 2001, the two movie critics at the San Jose Mercury News both put Baz Luhrmann's Moulin Rouge! on their end-of-the-year lists: One put it on his list of the year's best movies, the other on his list of the worst. Something like that may happen to Luhrmann's Elvis, which similarly divided critics into love it or hate it cohorts. But how can anyone object to the movie as "loud” or “garish,” as some do? This is Elvis Presley, for god's sake, not the most subtle or cerebral of celebrities. And no one expected subtlety from Luhrmann, one of our most operatic directors. Elvis has its roots in Luhrmann's love of opera, and it has to be described as Wagnerian, with Elvis as a kind of Siegfried, a naïf and demigod, and ultimately a tragic figure, undone by his trust in others. The villain of the piece, though he's determined in his voiceover narration not to bear that label, is Col. Tom Parker, played by Tom Hanks in a performance almost smothered in prosthetics. It's this old carny who turns Elvis's life into a perpetual carnival. The real triumph in the film is Austin Butler's: He manages to keep Elvis real despite all the gaudy trappings with which the self-commissioned colonel (not to mention Luhrmann) is determined to adorn him. This is not my idea of a great film, being one in which substance is fitfully allowed to co-exist with the style that threatens to overwhelm it, but it's pretty damn good entertainment.

#Elvis #Baz Luhrmann #Austin Butler #Tom Hanks

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⭐.

send ⭐ for muses I'd be interested in exploring <3

hayley & belle, of course, this chick loves her daughter sm !!! every verse, every interaction, give me them all for these two !!

klaus & belle, the step-father-not-stepfather that i adore. like that's not his little girl but it's his little girl. especially in the verses where he and hayley get together. i think we plotted a verse in which they ran away from new orleans with the two girls and raised them together ??? i can't remember if i just made that up, lol. but yes, we need to write these two.

scott & belle, because i think that would be so interesting if we go post-tw where scott is looking for other supernaturals to help the war with monroe. but also in the mikaelson school verse we were talking about, if scott ended up attending the mikaelson school ...

the winchester brothers & belle, supernatural hunters meeting belle would be !!!!

clary & belle, interestingly enough. like i kind of like the idea of clary meeting belle and being like, oh, cool, my dad ( stepdad luke, i don't know how familiar you are with shadowhunters ) is a werewolf. oh, you were hidden as a child ?? so was i. difference is my sperm doner was a dick who was trying to take over the world and corrupted my older brother with demon blood and mom didn't want him to do the same to me. i'm also a rare kind of my own kind.

there are others that i could put into a tvd verse if there's any that you're particularly interested in, just let me know <3

#[ ooc / delphi ]#[ answered ]#kennheir

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4 min readPreparations for Next Moonwalk Simulations Underway (and Underwater) New observations from NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft hint that the Kuiper Belt – the vast, distant outer zone of our solar system populated by hundreds of thousands of icy, rocky planetary building blocks – might stretch much farther out than we thought. Artist’s concept of a collision between two objects in the distant Kuiper Belt. Such collisions are a major source of dust in the belt, along with particles kicked up from Kuiper Belt objects being peppered by microscopic dust impactors from outside of the solar system.Credit: Dan Durda, FIAAA Speeding through the outer edges of the Kuiper Belt, almost 60 times farther from the Sun than Earth, the New Horizons Venetia Burney Student Dust Counter (SDC) instrument is detecting higher than expected levels of dust – the tiny frozen remnants of collisions between larger Kuiper Belt objects (KBOs) and particles kicked up from KBOs being peppered by microscopic dust impactors from outside of the solar system. The readings defy scientific models that the KBO population and density of dust should start to decline a billion miles inside that distance and contribute to a growing body of evidence that suggests the outer edge of the main Kuiper Belt could extend billions of miles farther than current estimates – or that there could even be a second belt beyond the one we already know. The results appear in the Feb. 1 issue of the Astrophysical Journal Letters. “New Horizons is making the first direct measurements of interplanetary dust far beyond Neptune and Pluto, so every observation could lead to a discovery,” said Alex Doner, lead author of the paper and a physics graduate student at the University of Colorado Boulder who serves as SDC lead. “The idea that we might have detected an extended Kuiper Belt — with a whole new population of objects colliding and producing more dust – offers another clue in solving the mysteries of the solar system’s most distant regions.” Designed and built by students at the Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics (LASP) at the University of Colorado Boulder under the guidance of professional engineers, SDC has detected microscopic dust grains produced by collisions among asteroids, comets and Kuiper Belt objects all along New Horizons’ 5-billion-mile, 18-year journey across our solar system – which after launch in 2006 included historic flybys of Pluto in 2015 and the KBO Arrokoth in 2019. The first science instrument on a NASA planetary mission to be designed, built and “flown” by students, the SDC counts and measures the sizes of dust particles, producing information on the collision rates of such bodies in the outer solar system. The latest, surprising results were compiled over three years as New Horizons traveled from 45 to 55 astronomical units (AU) from the Sun – with one AU being the distance between Earth and Sun, about 93 million miles or 140 million kilometers. These readings come as New Horizons scientists, using observatories like the Japanese Subaru Telescope in Hawaii, have also discovered a number KBOs far beyond the traditional outer edge of the Kuiper Belt. This outer edge (where the density of objects starts to decline) was thought to be at about 50 AU, but new evidence suggests the belt may extend to 80 AU, or farther. As telescope observations continue, Doner said, scientists are looking at other possible reasons for the high SDC dust readings. One possibility, perhaps less likely, is radiation pressure and other factors pushing dust created in the inner Kuiper Belt out past 50 AU. New Horizons could also have encountered shorter-lived ice particles that cannot reach the inner parts of the solar system and were not yet accounted for in the current models of the Kuiper Belt. “These new scientific results from New Horizons may be the first time that any spacecraft has discovered a new population of bodies in our solar system,” said Alan Stern, New Horizons principal investigator from the Southwest Research Institute in Boulder. “I can’t wait to see how much farther out these elevated Kuiper Belt dust levels go.” Now into its second extended mission, New Horizons is expected to have sufficient propellant and power to operate through the 2040s, at distances beyond 100 AU from the Sun. That far out, mission scientists say, the SDC could potentially even record the spacecraft’s transition into a region where interstellar particles dominate the dust environment. With complementary telescopic observations of the Kuiper Belt from Earth, New Horizons, as the only spacecraft operating in and collecting new information about the Kuiper Belt, has a unique opportunity to learn more about KBOs, dust sources and expanse of the belt, and interstellar dust and the dust disks around other stars. The Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory (APL) in Laurel, Maryland, built and operates the New Horizons spacecraft and manages the mission for NASA’s Science Mission Directorate. Southwest Research Institute, based in San Antonio and Boulder, Colorado, directs the mission via Principal Investigator Alan Stern and leads the science team, payload operations and encounter science planning. New Horizons is part of NASA’s New Frontiers program, managed by NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama. Share Details Last Updated Feb 20, 2024 EditorBill Keeter Related TermsNew HorizonsThe Kuiper Belt

#space #astronomy #news #science

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lorecatchup · 6 months

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Idk man, I'm starting to think Stardust doesn't actually fuck, not yet anyway?? but I'm pretty future Stardust definitely fucks, I wonder what the turning point is

He's like, very Cute and very Flirty (when he's not being feral and violent) but like, the only person he's ever really like that with is Goldust lmao and like, he's still got this kind of like, innocence about him??? Kind of like any horniness is accidental?? We haven't seen any like, Peak Stardust Horniness yet, like the "sexual" part of his whole "sexual and violent" thing hasn't /really/ come into play at all?? Like he's hinted at it some but like I said, it almost feels innocent idk idk I'm /very/ interested in what kicks off that side of him though 👀👀 who's out here bringing out the sluttiness in Stardust 👀👀 or it could literally just be Cody's influence lol idk

Like he was so shocked and like, almost offended when Goldust made that dudes love his ass joke and like, seemed kind of taken aback by Mark Henry grinding on him like, idk I don't think he fucks lmao I think he might just be a silly little guy who's slowly learning about human sexuality before our eyes

He is starting to get a little fruitier though lol

Which is a shame because I don't think Seth is seeing anyone rn and he's super fuckable atm and like, what a waste, he's got a hate thing going with Randy that's pretty horny but, I don't think he's getting any from anyone 😔

Literally lol like, I can see Seth calling/texting Cody in a moment of weakness (because he fully just thinks Stardust is just Cody in face paint) and getting Stardust instead and like, thinking 'idk maybe I'm desperate enough that I can work with this' but after a little bit of trying and getting literally nothing in return except for space facts and silliness, goofiness even and just being like, actually nvm

A Barbie moment of like "u up? come over" and getting a genuine "to do what? :)" in response

I do know Stardust learns what a handjob is at some point tho lmao

This Seth maybe 👀

Omfg, okay wait, the finger touch thing he does which can "impregnate people on Nebulon" he does it with Goldust and kids in the audience so it's not a sexual thing but in that one interview he did a few months ago where he does it with the guy interviewing him and because of the guy's response is like "you might be pregnat, I don't know, I don't know!" is it because he literally doesn't know lmao, like how human sexuality works lol because that's very cute

Creating life together being seperated from romance or sexuality on Nebulon is such an interesting idea

Like I know humans do that with doners and stuff but it's still intersting as like, the norm

#stardust #important #lore catch up: year eight #fic notes

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