Future Hope Shenanigans: Incorrect Quotes that are true to their characters!
Queen: Griff, what are you holding in your hand?!
Griff: *Holding a demon by the neck violently in one hand and a Costco Wild Berry Smoothie in the other while in the Usagijira mode*… A smoothie…
Muffin Fairy: *was holding a ton of boxes as she slams it down on a table* Muffin time! >:3
Rai: *plays around with a ice crystal on her finger as she looked up at Usagijira*…. Why are your boobs so big?
Usagijira: *frustrated looking down at her*…They’re not boobs….
Rai: *smirks* Do you have to wear a bra? >;3
Usagijira: These are pectorals, Rai! Theres a fucking difference! >:T
Queen: Close your eyes and tell me what you see Ash.
Ash: *closes his eyes as he looked around* I-I see nothing…
Queen: Thats my life without you….
Ash: *blushes* Q-Queen! O///O
Queen: *was kinda depressed* Life isnt worth shit, theres nothing to live for,-
Griff: *hugs her in Wereform* Hush now, you’re worthy of good things!
Queen:…. Werebnuuy pecs…. *she smothers herself in them softly*
Muffin: *was hanging on the ceiling* M-Maybe its a freindly spider?
Griff: *gets a flame spell ready* Doesnt matter, Im burning the mother fucker.
Muffin: GRIFF NO! *sees it move* EEEP! IT MOVED!
*Five hours later, the place was somewhat in flames*
Queen:…..*was flabbergasted by the destruction and angered a bit*
Usagijira:…. In our defense, there was a spider….
Queen: Now then, wheres that easter bunny?! >:3
Usagijira:*came in with white dyed fur, blue eye contacts, and an easter basket*…. I fucking hate yall….
Queen: *laughs in a corner like a maniac*
Kip: *was eyeing the neighbor’s dog*…. I got my eyes on you mother fucker… >:T
Usagijira: Thats literally a chihuahua, Kip….
Kip: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEIR SIZE!… They are ferocious beings….
Griff: *was asleep with headphones*
Togekiss:… Wonder what he’s listening to…. *puts the headphones on*
Headphones:”🎵DON’T EAT ASS… IN THE HALLS!🎵”
Togekiss:…. Oh….
Griff:…. *was awake*… Tell no one of this….
Muffin: *was injured* Oooooow! <;T
Griff: *heals her* Next time, try to use your wings…. I dont want you hurt…
Muffin: *she hugs him while he healed her*… Thanks for caring for me…
Griff:….Anytime, White Racer. ^_^
If my mutuals have any others, let me know!
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