#RIP my ovaries

[blueicequeen19]

Started The Crusades. I hope my ovaries make it through this. 😩🙏🏻

#the crusades #Rudy pankow #rip my ovaries

[lemongrablothbrok]

Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck I forgot how to breathe

I didn't think it was possible. I didn't think it was fucking possible. But I found a version of "Whole Lotta Love" that gets me even more hot 'n' bothered than the original (and the original is...well, I use it for the fuzzy tingle times sometimes). Dear God, help me. Help me, my panties are on fire. Damn it, Tori. This is not okay. You gotta warn me about these things.

#Tori Amos #Led Zeppelin #awesome covers #holy jeebus #the “thank you” bit is also fucking beautiful #awesome music #i forgot how to everything #help me #sexy stuff #make happy pants time music #RIP my ovaries #RIP my entire ladybits they've all gone kablooey in the best way #I mean if anyone could out-sexy the original it's be tori amos #by the way i mean none of this as any shade towards led zeppelin #just holy jeez #i'm going to fucking die #this is it. this is how i leave this mortal coil. not a bad way to go honestly. not a bad way at all.

[shinnakafan384]

Well, I'm dead.

#shinsuke nakamura #king of strong style #yeaoh #yeahoh #中邑 真輔 #イヤァオ #shinstagram #rip my ovaries

[heroinejinx]

my period is killing me today

*gathers blorbos around me like plushies for my brain*

#rip my ovaries #actually just rip them out of my body

[mylennonsblog]

John Lennon and The Beatles live at Nippon Budokan, Tokyo, Japan

Day two

July 1st 1966

Him💚🌹

He's so cute 😍

#john lennon #my love #the Beatles #the beatles #my baby #he’s so cute #love of my life #he’s fucking hot #he’s adorable #he’s perfect #he’s so handsome #live #1966 #japan #my boy #rip my ovaries #🔥🥵🌚 #my man #i love him #my everything #mine #video #john lennon vid #the beatles vid

[post1490]

The people who made this show knew what they were doing

#hot damn #rip my ovaries #the witcher #geralt of rivera #henry cavill #tasty snack #hope you enjoy #not my gif

[moonchild-in-blue]

Everything hurts and I want to cease to exist.

#whish i could rip my ovaries put and feed them to the dogs #this barbie is one mild inconvenience away from having a total meltdown 🙂✌️ #ibuprofen save me beautiful powdered queen #darya talks to herself

[elephart-hi]

“Why are you smiling”

Oh no reason… just thinking about Cardan talking to Jude in these QON parallels again🥰

“You probably guessed as much… but just in case you didn’t”

When he learns from his mistakes

Never not my favorite line from the book. Easily.

🫠🫠🫠

#no one is doing it like they are #Cardan communicating openly with Jude #sheeshhh rip my ovaries #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jude cardan #jurdan #tfota #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing

[churchydragon]

I fucking hate pre-menstrual and present-menstrual rage. I want to explode into a million crickets

#it hasn't even started yet and I'm already getting angry. I hate fucking being afab #were it not for the lack of proper medication on hand and lack of knowledge I'd rip out my ovaries and uterus myself #and then. idk. cook them. at least then they'd have some actual use #churchy talks #vent #tw period mention #cw period mention

[atomic--peach]

Literally been awake for 15 minutes and I want to cry over stupid shit

#i am going to rip out my ovaries and also my heart #fuck #pmdd

[rackartyg]

my brain and body for the past week: Bad

me: ok what do you need. a vegetable? a walk?

brain and body: Bad!!

me: a treat? let's play some bg3, that's always a nice time

brain and body: no. everything is bad and we refuse to be distracted

me: okay fuck you too, let's be productive then

brain and body: not that either. Badness Is Pervasive And Eternal

cycle tracker app: hi! if it helps at all, we're in the fortnight between ovulation and menstruation 😇

me: ohhh

cycle tracker app: just be glad there's no suicidal ideation this time buddy

#haha remember how i probably have pmdd (which was why i went on the pill and subsequently almost died of a blood clot) #i want to. rip out my uterus and ovaries. i do not want them #i want to get them out of me and then stomp on them #pregnancy is body horror and my genes are garbage. if i ever have kids someone else is carrying them AND supplying ova #she speaks #bad brains blogging #anhedonia socked me in the jaw and i went down like a sack of potatoes #terrified i'm going to lose interest in bg3. please it's been so nice having a fixation like that again after all these years #probably tmi #<- tagline of this blog

[feral-and-or-horny]

Ayyyy! Guess who didn't realize they were out of pads and is now on the heaviest flow day of their period!!!!

#if i cpuld just rip out my uterus and ovaries i would #that shit is nothing but trouble #my post

[bobtheacorn]

finished bing reading amevello’s tmnt fic Ghost in the Shell last night and I’m just supposed to live with myself now huh I’m just supposed to Function

#fanfiction #my shit: personal #stayed up til 2am last night bawling my face off and now I have to be a person #WACK #I knew it’d ruin my life bc I love 03 Donnie rip #my ovaries are killing me anyway so I have essentially been rendered more or less comatose today omfg #when is Friday #😭😭😭 #a comfort fic and a heart breaker all in one #16 hrs later and I’m still thinking abt it

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Can I just get my period so my hormones will calm down?

#how i'd love to rip out my ovaries with my hands #emma and her stupid vent