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saltpepperbeard · 7 months
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going fucking bonkers going bananas going INSANE [x]
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ltbunny · 3 months
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Blind date with ex-husband price. It was like 4 peoples doing. It was your coworkers' yoga instructors, then the yoga instructors' supermarket bag boy and then his girlfriends who set up the date. How did we even get there?
Anyway, your dressed up, all pretty, excited to meet someone new. It's been a while since you've been on a date, a blind one at that, alot of guys take one look and either get too 'excited' or extremely deflated, both of them are horrible, but it's been a while since you've been on the scene after you finally got over your husband...
Annnndd, it's your ex. Fuck he looks good, fresh trim and his shoulders look so broad, he's wearing his 'going out, need to impress shirt'.. damn, he really wanted to appeal whoever his blind date was... maybe it's not to late to leave, he hasnt even no- oh.. his hand is on your lower back
"Sweetheart!" He smiles in a way that doesn't reach his eyes,
"John..." you acknowledge, looking up at him, "dont call me sweetheart."
"Sorry, love, bad habit."
You roll your eyes, but don't correct him. Is he doing it on purpose?
"Well, red bag," He smiles.
"Red tie," you respond
"So we're with each others company for the night then," He grins and looks at you, sheepishly, "well, that's if you want to continue the blind date?" He sounds hopeful...
He leads you to the table. Obviously, he pulls the chair out for you and gives you a bouquet of flowers, its only the gentlemanly thing to do, he says.
It starts off strained but you find yourself picking up the little things he does that you used to love, pointing out your favourite foods in the menu, listening intently to everything you say, stupidly lovey-dovey puppy eyes as he nods along, his hand on yours, stroking his thumb on the back of your hand, he even said some stupid line about 'me n u' and says soap put him up to it, fuck, you missed his laugh. You find yourself asking about the boys, work, it feels like you and price are just on a date night, like you two used to do before the divorce.
He walks you home at the end of the night, he started with hand holding, and now his arm is somehow around your waist, and he's closer than any ex-husband should be, really. When you get up to your apartment, he looks a little nervous,
"I'm not inviting you over for a nightcap, John."
"I know, love," he says smoothly, "just wondering... if it would be appropriate to end the night with a kiss,"
You feel a faint heat in your cheeks, unsure of what to do... after a few seconds, you nod, looking up at him. You feel his hand tentatively reach out for the back of your head, cradling it while he kisses you, you missed this, the tickle of his beard, his big hands on you, soft lips, soft kisses.
You can feel him actively try to hold back tongue, but the way you open your mouth slightly in the kiss makes him go for it immediately. You feel yourself melt. It's so desperate and carnal, but still so soft, like he doesn't want to push it, but it goes on longer than expected, neither of you really wanting to pull away, eventually you pull back, lips sore, heated faces, you wonder if you should withdraw the nightcap thing and just let him in.
"I had a lovely night, sweetheart, I... would really love to see you again." He says with a flushed face, his hand on your lower back again, going in circles.
"Me too, John."
"Text me, okay? We can go to that tex-mex place you really like, or somewhere fancier," he smiles softly, "I wanna see my woman happy."
"Not your woman, John."
"Yet." He says with a grin, leaning down and kissing you softly again, "thank you for giving this a chance, love, ill see you tomorrow, hopefully?"
You nod, and he walks home with a smile. Can't believe you had such a nice date with your ex-husband, thanks coworkers, yoga intructors, bag boys girlfriend...
(You probably wouldn't think it's so sweet if earlier you saw gaz in the back alley with bloody knuckles, after beating up the guy that was meant to be your date, texting price
'all done, sir.'
'Knew I could count on you, garrick.')
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elalalune · 5 months
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*shakes him*
(Wonderland au)
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qierxing · 6 months
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(shaking violently) haha, so that new trey card art......
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cadetral · 7 months
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ETHEREAL, CELESTIAL, DIVINE, UNWORLDLY, SUBLIMEE, PULCHRITUDINOUS
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eyesonmywall · 2 months
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“i’m actually joined by a date tonight— my pookie! get out here!”
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cupofmilkyway · 3 months
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I promised old man yaoi and I HAD to deliver
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richtkin · 2 months
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everyone wants to be will graham until you’re knee deep in sweat, wake up so soaked that you get sick again from wearing a wet shirt in the cold morning and are popping tylenol like an addict with a week long horse kicking migraine.
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acekindaneat · 1 year
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so that new episode huh
bonus:
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live takenaka reaction
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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WAKE UP!
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edens-vicess · 4 months
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you don't understand what this picture is to me.
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i wanted to put Wally in my Barbie movie fit <3 he's gonna go watch it with his bestie
it backfired <3 poor thing's in a crisis
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chalkrub · 7 months
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made a little linocut for pixie <:^) miss her so much
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chandlelures · 6 months
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So uh...ghosts amirite
All characters here belong to @venomous-qwille :>
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televangelizt · 4 months
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another "maybe im pointing out the obvious" but the fleshy mass keeping the earthmover in place like. has to be hell right? i assume hells keeping it still for v1 and any other robots trying to get through but God. ultrakill has just been littered with imagery of being trapped.
on the topic of the earthmover- the fact that the liquid at the bottom of its fleshy insides is corpses (and just the fact it has to run on blood alone) makes me just think about all of those atrocities. like- we're all talking about the inherent horror of the guttermen being powered by prisoners of war being fnaf'd but like this is that on a MASSIVE scale. the fact it leveled cities too, so the bodies had to be from that. it destroyed homes and the people who lived there we just fed to the giant war machine, the metaphors so in your face its insane.
i dont know just. smthn smthn the leviathan being the writhing bodies from within the river styx and the mannequins filled with the tortured bodies of sinners and the guttermen and the blood being fuel and just. the fact that hell mass creates demons. and hell mass looks like flesh.
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macksartblock · 6 months
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you believe me like a god, i betray you like a man
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