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#She was nice
harpoonsnotspoons · 25 days
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unseentravler · 1 year
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One of my brothers bandmates said that I look like an elementary school art teacher in the best way possible. I take it as a compliment.
Today has been all sort of fun.
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tjerra14 · 1 year
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Me: [works for 9.5 hours, then does some pre-work on the new fish tank (washing and adding 20kg of substrate, hauling 150+ litres of water with a 10l bucket)]
Also me: why am I so tired
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writersmorgue · 2 years
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this white-ass dude just held up the line for 10 minutes asking this barista question after question, ended up getting two plain cappuccinos, and then didn't tip.
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fuckingartandshit · 2 years
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I had a patient today refer to her exploding elbow nightmare as "spicy dreams" and honestly I've never heard a patient say something so correct.
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bravenew-what · 2 years
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One of the trainers at my new gym just friended me on Facebook… and I haven’t even worked with her yet😂
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roetrolls · 2 years
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Shoutout to the girl who saw my dishes on the table while i was getting more food and assumed someone just. Didn’t clear their plates???? Im not salty that i ran away when you realized u stole my table and apologized, not at all :) enjoy the corner babe :’)
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vamprisms · 11 months
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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zagreus · 3 months
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cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert
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wormswhosaybruh · 28 days
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Something I didn't consider when getting a job at a store in a rich area: dealing with old rich white women. They're like my grandma but more annoying lol
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aintmyjewelry · 9 days
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.
@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance
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counting-stars-gayly · 4 months
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I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?
Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.
Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.
Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.
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wasyago · 3 months
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ooooohhhh who lives in a small tugboat out on the sea?
ge-mi-ni-tay
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hhhhunty · 26 days
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How funny that she never considered that.
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fixasiyeon · 6 months
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Thinking about that random old lady that sat and talked to me on the bus. She said she goes to see a movie every tuesday in the cinema. That's gonna be me when i'm old lol
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