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#Skyrim Shenanigans
mareenavee · 10 months
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Oh so I have a sticker on my laptop that says "College of Winterhold" and my mom just goes "Good morning! Getting your master's degree at the College of Winterhold?"
I have never felt more seen and more called out in my entire life.
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feykrorovaan · 7 months
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She was arrested for public acts of horseplay,horsing around, and three acts of lollygaggin'.
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rosette-dragonborn · 10 months
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Some of my favorite moments of my goofy adventures.
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Sorry
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lordlapiis · 6 months
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Stealing cheese, wip
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dontforgetoctober3rd · 3 months
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I married Belethor in Skyrim and the fucker STILL locks me out of the (OUR) store?! smh
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thedisc0panda · 11 months
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The feeling is mutual
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Even though you're a prisoner, the Imperials cut a hole out of your prisoner clothes for your tail if you're an Argonian or Khajit
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nuumenor · 1 year
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i wish just riding through the wilderness, hunting for treasures and occasionally killing someone was a more socially acceptable lifestyle
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Why does this exist who thought they needed to fart the shouts
…..do we have a fallout equivalent? Also, this is necessary
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Finding Skyrim voiced female follower mods that aren’t sexualized challenge
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mareenavee · 11 months
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So I play Skyrim on Switch sometimes because my mom appreciates the game and likes to make comments about it.
My favorite follower, unsurprisingly, is Teldryn Sero.
Mom thinks he's a stupid fool.
WHY?
Well I always steal his helmet before I hire him so I can switch out his armor to something less bug-like.
She goes:
"That dummy didn't see you steal his own helmet? And you want him to fight with you?"
And I'm like
Mom. That's Teldryn Sero. He's the best swordsman in all of Morrowind. Give the man a break. He was probably sleeping.
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aliveafterdark · 1 year
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Day 17 disguised as a Solitude Guard
They don't suspect a thing.
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rosette-dragonborn · 11 months
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New hobby: collecting as many brooms from across Skyrim as I can, and slowing filling the Thieves Guild with them.
To be continued...
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It's hilarious looking back on but in that moment I was SO confused
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pitiable-arisen · 2 months
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I made Liselle, my immortal vestige from 2nd Era, in Skyrim for shits and giggles. So far we’ve
run from Solitude to Whiterun. Took a small detour through Labyrinthian
Ran through Bleakfalls barrow. It takes about 5-6 in games hours to run through the barrow. I did not time the walk from the riverwood to the barrow, but it takes 3 hours from the back exit to riverwood (with distractions).
Walked from riverwood to winterhold
Went to the College. Punched Ancano, no one cared. Ancano didn’t care. So I kept doing it.
Attended my first class at college. Got angey for everyone being treated like we were in Kindergarten and going on a field trip to Saarthal.
Did the quest in Saarthal, forgot about the Psijic Order. Liselle wanted to nope her way out of there.
Tried to convince Tolfdir that she can totally fit the the eye of magnus in her mage bag, no one believed her.
Instead of going to the college, Liselle decided to take a tour of winterhold and decided that the city can and should be rebuilt. (Is there a mod? I’m sure there is).
Then Liselle decided to go visit the shrine of Azura. Just visit. Took pictures. And then left.
Decided to run to Riften. Originally planned on walking from winterhold.
Made it windhelm. Took a detour to Yngol Barrow (my absolute fave delve in Skyrim ).
Took a carriage to Riften.
Went into the back gate. Promptly attacked by thief.
Started the stupid gray cowl quest . Finished that
Promptly equipped the cowl, without reading that guards become hostile .
Entire Riften guard force is attacking Liselle.
Try to flee. Try to stop them from attacking. Instead I gather like 30 guards and go to the mistveil keep. When I equipped and the then unequipped my spells all the guards stopped. Guess they had enough fun and training.
I swear this game just works. You know??!
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