#Spoopy Fish

[spoopy-fish-writes]

WHY AM I NOT KISSING BLANC RITE NOW. HUH. SICK AND TWISTED

#falls to the ground wailing on my knees shaking my fist at the sky sobbing at the ground #Ikerev blanc #spoopy fish rambles

[lorei-writes]

Okay! Not sending this in the "I want you to write it way" unless you actually want to but more in the "I just have to share this because it's taking up too much brain space" kind of way.

Okay, so, Napoleon centred crack oneshot (extremely self indulgent so don't mind that) where mc takes all of the residents to Egypt for whatever reason because plot convenience and does not want Napoelon to come along because Egypt campaign and everything and, after a lot of bribery and a few tears and one mc because weak to puppy dog eyes, is convinced to let him come along under the condition that he needs to not fall out of a Tok tok (a three wheeled vehicle we have in Egypt that goes really fast because the drivers don't care about the speed limit) going as fast as possible around a roundabout (I do not recommend, I could not feel my legs for a solid few hours after doing this very same thing) and it's all just filled with a lot of screaming, a surprisingly proud mc because Napoleon isn't weak and would probably manage because he isn't an idiot (mostly) and ends with a weird kind of fluff where mc treats him to crepes and nice Egyptian desserts ✨

I promise that this makes sense in my head

Anyways, take care of yourself and remember to drink water and eat actual foods 💜✨

I hope you are aware that it's been almost TWO DAMN YEARS, but. But. I said I would. SO I FUCKING WILL.

Enter at your own risk.

Napoleon Gen Fic Crack

Content Warnings: none

Thoughts: also none

"No!" Mitsuki roars, quite unamused by the entire situation. Suitcases have been packed, Arthur has -- somewhat successfully -- managed to condition himself to deal better with sun (ah, those Englishmen and their sulky weather -- they do fry fast!), Sebastian has prepared a bathtub-worth of soothing lotion. Everything neatly in order, everything ready for them to depart. However, one obstacle remains. And he was not Bon a(bout) part(e)ing.

"No!" Mitsuki roars, quite unamused by the entire situation. Suitcases have been packed, Arthur has -- somewhat successfully -- managed to condition himself to deal better with sun (ah, those Englishmen and their sulky weather -- they do fry fast!), Sebastian has prepared a bathtub-worth of soothing lotion. Everything neatly in order, everything ready for them to depart.

However, one obstacle remains. And he was not Bon a(bout) part(e)ing.

"Mitsuki, I promise, I'll be good."

"EGYPT CAMPAIGN, 'LEON. EGYPT. CAMPAIGN."

"And Syria," Napoleon mutters, fiddling with his thumbs.

"Did you say anything?" she presses, positively ready to bite. (Reverse vampirism, if you will; or perhaps rabies -- that much is still unclear; vampire-transferred rabies?).

"I don't want to be --"

"You don't want to be?!"

"HOME ALONE!"

Oh, there it is again! And he is not even aware of all the risk of the potential thieves, and the seasonal-hallmark-movie-bestowed duty of having to meticulously set up ever-increasingly-ridiculous traps! What is there to complain about?!

Mitsuki groans.

Mitsuki gasps.

Mitsuki grabs her own head in her very own hands, and tears at her hair. At this rate, she'll either go white or bald. "FINE," she shouts. "COMTE. CREDIT CARD."

"... Ma cherie?"

"CASH."

"... Why?" Not that he is not ready to spoil her at any time, but now, this is a little abrupt.

"I need a toktok, a roundabout, an Egyptian driver, cushioned walls, and a glue trap. ON YESTERDAY."

Leonardo covers his mouth.

***

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [redacted] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [insert more "AAA"]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [some more "AAAAA", don't be shy]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[now in bold too]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[give Napoleon a wave!] AaaaAAAaaaaAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAA!," Napoleon shouts. Nevertheless, he bravely, heroically even clings to his seat. He can't feel his feet -- no, scratch that, his entire legs -- and his hands. For all he knows, his fingers may be bleeding. Or sweating. Both profusely. The experience is nothing like anything he has ever experienced before. Not even the attempted invasion on Russia.(Arguably because of the seasonal mismatch, but this poor narrator does not have enough credibility to judge that much).

And there he is. Victorious, at last.

Napoleon falls face-first into dust. Comte did not have enough time to introduce asphalt roads to XIX century France. (The construction crews were all booked until the end of July). He lifts his gaze, Mitsuki staring down at him with stern eyes.

"You pass," she sniffs, a singular crystal-clear and mountain-spring-cool tear rolling down from the corner of her eye. "Come now, we shall dine."

"Mitsuki?" Napoleon asks.

"Crepes first, 'Leon. The dessert comes last," Arthur shouts from below one hundred layers of sunscreen. Very well. If the ghost of the mansion says so, that must be the law.

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Tag List: @cilokgoang @violettduchess @pathogenic @fang-and-feather @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @tele86

I'd say I'm sorry, but I don't enjoy lying.

#answered #spoopy-fish-writes #napoleon bonaparte #ikevamp napoleon #ikevam napoleon #ikemen vampire napoleon #ikevamp #ikevam #ikemen vampire #ikemen series

[spoopy-nevermore-dump]

Summer Shark Au 🦈

(This first kiss happens at the end of year two)

#nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel nevermore #white raven #lennabel nevermore #annabel you gay bitch #summer shark au #spoopy's art corner #rip to the clipboard #annabel just threw that and her pencil down to kiss a fish #and then she left for the year #i made this like a month ago i forgot it was in my drafts-

[mrfisherot]

TRICK OR TREAT

#it is happening #happy halloweeeeeeen #halloween #fall #spoopy #spooptober #oct 31 #goofy #this is so silly #it is silly #fish man #themrfisherotexperience #pre made fish post #shitpost #shitposting #non tsp post #nonhuman

[jaedoesart]

hey uh... has anyone animated confrontation w/ the fisherman and the collector yet??

#dredge #fisherman dredge #collector dredge #that song just popped into my head and for some reason my brain immediately went to the spoopy fish game

[tundrakatiebean]

Apparently if you stay out too late in Dredge and get proper spooked it makes it easier to see the spooky stink lines coming from the mutant fish schools. Do with that what you will. I only traumatized my guy a little. On accident.

#Katie is rambling 2k23 #Katie does new media 2k23 #dredge #really like this game #having to set it down and tell myself to go to bed #but I got lost in the ocean one night #and a fuck off huge spoopy fish ran into my boat #and now I can see the fish auras super clearly in daylight

[7kyanitestars]

fun fact my power went out during my big run lunch break

everything's fine now but I didn't think it'd be that stormy today

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #smallfry #big run #lil buddy #little buddy #salmonid #salmon run #splatoon screenshots #it was a little spoopy ngl #fish👍 #fishposting #glad i wasn't on a shift when it happened #also yes i have lunch at home

[strixessabre]

It's almost Halloween! Go adopt a smol friend for the occasion!

( Strixes' Sabre )

#halloween #goldfish #taiyaki #candycorn #pumpkin #ghost #ghosts #fish cake #keychain #key chain #spooky season #spooky #spoopy #resin #fish #pumpkins #halloween candy

[theindescribable1]

Redrawn Peeper looking eye fish from 6 years ago, better or worse?

The old one, you'll have to scroll kind of far, lol.

#Still dont know what this is #Peeper???? #Eye fish :p #Fish #Eye #Horror...? #Spoopy fishy

[pocket-gems]

Boggtober - Day 22 Pattern

It's Boggster when he feels like it

#bogg #boggtober #it was supposed to be spoopy month and bogg and fish took over

[edensrose]

DEEDENAVEJsvdkagdksgrn don't mind the sketchiness but I just liked the thingie about the long train because yes he would

SPOOPS???? OMG OMGS ZKSMSMSKS NO THIS IS PERFECT, A PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF WHAT I MEANT

He just turns and looks at you, asleep on his robes, releases a hearty sigh and waits for you to poke your head out of your bundle 😭💕

#— ꒰🌺꒱ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐬 ៸៸ spoopy fish writes ❜‧₊ #thranduil #thranduil oropherion #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #spoopy art

[spoopy-fish-writes]

My hand game has been so strong recently, I wish everything else in my life was going this well

#spoopy fish rambles

[lorei-writes]

Pink! But also kind of green and black but in a good way yknow? Wise cryptid kind of vibes

Like... A woods witch sipping tea somewhere in the shadows, just sort of staring at you with a smirk? Oh, because I'd dig that aesthetic so bad, hahaha.

#answered #spoopy-fish-writes #ask game

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

You do not understand the look I had on my face when I read 10 E in your ask, I was doing my hair and looked back up in the mirror and the sheer obsessive intent ajfhaithw dhelp

SYHUHDGUGTWYIHUBHDYUGWIUJBHDYGIWED not the reaction i esxpected but a reaction i welcome😌😌😌

#*looks at mirror w obsessive intent* #asks #spoopy fish writes

[retelling-of-ragnarok]

I have,,, accidentally acquired Gwen as a comfort drawing character- I love them and their design and their lore and their interactions and the way they speak and- In summary they are a beloved and I adore them and I'm really happy that you made them <3

I hope you don't mind me randomly giving you drawings of them out of nowhere. Just tell me if you do n I'll stop if you want <3

However, I got hit randomly at like 3am by the need to see Gwen wearing bold makeup of which I am not sure of their attitude towards but,,, 🌌 spacy vibes 🌌 Wanted to add purple blush too but I felt like that would be too much. Also realised that I forgot the diamond on their forehead in the last drawing I sent you rip </3

❆ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON’T EVER FEEL LIKE YOURE BOTHERING ME FOR DOING ART OF MY CHARACTER I LOVE IT SMMM. YOURE SO TALENTED T-T. AND THEYRE YOURE COMFORT DRAWING CHARACTER? GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY NSNSND. DRAW THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE— YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SHARE THEM IF YOU DONT WANT; IF YOURE HAVING FUN DRAWING THEM I SAY GO FOR IT 😭♥️🤲 i’m so, so happy you like them.

ANYWAY ONTO THE ACTUAL DRAWING— THEYRE SO PRETTY??!!! I love how you associate Gwen with space bc space WAS A THEME for them at one point 😭 It isn’t so much anymore but i ADORE putting Gwen in space themed outfits and scenarios and the like. AND THEYRE SO FUCKING PRETTY TOO? GOD— LIKE LOOK AT THEM. ngl gwen would never do makeup on THEMSELVES, but if someone else did it FOR THEM 👀👀 WELL WHO KNOWS (and that def doesn’t stop me from making them look all pretty.)

NAH BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL I LOVE IT SM ;; AND ALSO IDK WHAT TIME IT IS FOR YOU RN BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SLEPT 🤨💪 PROPER REST IS IMPORTANT 🗣 ❆

#ask.stuff #spoopy-fish-writes #fan.stuff #gwen exicor #((crying real tears #((look at them :’) #((theyre so cute ><

[ohnoiro]

#something wicked something spoopy #eeroart #eero art #taehyung #from fish’s au uwu