#THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE LMAO

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!! #baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december? #once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts? #but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!! #wow thats a long set of tags

[roxiusagi]

Sangcheng week Day 1 - Occasions

🪷 While a cultivation conference was being held in Yunmeng Jiang, the Jiang-zongzhu and Nie-zongzhu rested together. In the morning, Jiang-zhonghzu would cut off the sleeve of his robes, so as not to rouse his resting lover, not knowing that said man would flaunt the piece later for all to see. 🪷

lol this was supposed to a proper two-parter to tie in the point together more clearly and all but...... i just didn't feel like finishing this part ngl so all you get is a sketch hjdsh

also dont think too hard about why would JC go to the conference in the ruined robes or why didn't he take them off in the first place when going to sleep or how did NHS manage to get it together so quickly just. don't worry about that ok. plot convenience jfhkd

close-ups of the girlies. yes lines only cuz im lines lover and colours hater (more like failure lol dfhkjh)

OH YEA BTW for those who dont know ye this is obvs a reference to the emperor Ai of Han and the whole cutsleeve thing lol

#my art #sangcheng #sangcheng week 23 #sangcheng week 2023 #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #btw this is meant to be when theyre not rly being public and the others at the conference arent rly catching on #except for jin ling lmao hes like hold on a minute aint that yours- hfdjk #so its meant as more like. an inside joke between them more than public spectacle #but you can interpret it however you like :)

[genericpuff]

what people assume i'm thinking while i'm working on rekindled: "GRRR I HATE LO AND RACHEL!!! I HATE HER SO MUCH!!! THIS WILL SHOW HER AND HER FANS! THIS WILL SHOW ALL OF THEM! I HOPE RACHEL SEES THIS AND CRIES!!!"

what i'm actually thinking while i work on rekindled: "man i'm having a great time working on this but i can't wait to be done with this panel that's driving me nuts. i wonder how i can get that cool splatter effect rachel did in S1. bright colors make brain go brrrr. i can't wait to get to the part where hades clowns on himself. oof i'm hungry, i need to figure out what to have for dinner tonight. oh look, an 11 hour retrospective on the simpsons-"

#fr i'm vibin' y'all i'm having a great time #ppl see me joke about rekindled being a spite project and just automatically assume i'm SEETHING the whole time i'm working on it #i wouldn't waste time working on something purely out of hate y'all lmao #it's easy to cling to the idea that i hate lore olympus with a blind seething passion due to what i get up to here #and it undoubtedly makes for the easiest explanation that doesn't require any nuance #but i promise you that i still have a lot of love for how LO used to make me feel and what it meant to me once upon a time #i wouldn't be trying so hard to make it emulate the style of S1 to begin with if i didn't love it deep down lol #you're just on an LO critical blog so ofc a lot of what you're gonna see is LO critical stuff LMAO #don't miss the forest for the trees pls <3 #i didn't even include all the times i'm sitting there drawing thinking 'i wanna play video games i wanna play video games i wanna play vid- #lore rekindled #self post

[skipper-the-selkie]

ace attorney or something idk i never played that game

#ace attorney #idk what tf this is #this joke has most certainly been made before #im meant to be doing physics hw right now #i hope this doesnt upset anyone lmao

[keekeenuggets]

We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--

We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.

He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"

Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)

Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.

"Take care of the piss baby!"

I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.

Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.

Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.

But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.

#the vees #valentino #vox #velvette #hazbin hotel #like seriously if Velvette's goal was only to get Val to stop wrecking shit she would have brushed Vox off when he got there #Val wasn't fucking anything up anymore #BUT she knew he wasn't feeling better so she told Vox to go up there #(more like she ordered him around lmao) #and obviously Vox canceled his appointments to go take care of Val instead #which Velvette couldn't easily do with a show because if you're putting on a show in about 15 minutes or however close it was #that meant people paid and were waiting for it and canceling would make them lose money #Vox didn't seem to have urgent appointments though #and like Velvette KNEW Vox would go help Val #they're all so perfect for each other please #also this is why Velvette as the 'daughter' of the other Vees makes no fucking sense because #why would you tell a parental figure 'fuck you' and refer to the other parental figure as a 'piss baby' #be serious 😭 #Val is the child actually #(half joking) #posts by 📲

[decaydanceredacted]

Remember that submission that said "I have four holes there are four fall out boys" I still think about it. What was the fourth hole anon!?!???

well, there's this thing called sounding,

#THIS IS A JOKE i have no idea what the anon actually meant lmao #not a redacted

[lucky-fydraws]

Listened again to I Can't Decide by The Scissor Sisters some months ago, and it felt like prime audio for a shitpost Laios + Kabru animatic (lyrics being sung through Kabru’d perspective). Back then, I had some doodles put on paper before I could forget, and today, I dropped some colors on them.

The thing is, nowadays, the “Kabru wants to kill Laios” joke has been overdone, so I don’t find it amusing anymore. So… No idea if I'll actually make the animatic, aha. Guess it'll depend on how much interest there is :p

#dungeon meshi #mixed media #laios touden #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint? Not wholly intended as such. But listen. The people who ship it more than I do are welcome to see it as such. I enjoy it too #winged lion x laios touden #this on the other hand is my silly “I just think they're hot together and I'm a furry” ship LMAO sorry not sorry #though it's obviously meant as a joke within the animatic #(song being sung through Kabru's perspective where he's like... “yeah that would be heaven to Laios” *holds head in hand*) #the anatomy is absolutely terrible

[sonknuxadow]

on one hand i think it should be mostly games with Actual intentional lgbt rep and themes being tagged as lgbt because tagging a bunch of random games as that makes it harder for people wanting representation to find what they're looking for. and ive also seen a lot of people who dont know how steam tags work spreading misinformation or getting their hopes up for nothing because of people tagging random games as lgbt . but on the other hand i think every new sonic game that comes out being tagged as lgbt on steam is hilarious . sonic lgbt icon forever

#for anyone who doenst know tags on steam are chosen by players #and tags on games that arent out yet are often put there as a joke and dont reflect the actual content of the game #so no sonadow isnt going to become canon because sonic x shadow generations is tagged as lgbtq #because sega didnt put that there. its just fans putting it there based on the title #which. the title isnt inherently a ship thing either lmao whenever sega puts 'x' between two names its meant to mean and or crossover #and doesnt inherently have romantic connotation. theyve done this sort of thing before #like yeah sonadow moment the title is funny people can joke about it i dont care #but i see so many people talk like theres no non-sonadow explanation for this and like. there is..? #you just cant turn your shipping brain off so youre ignoring it #Anyway. yeah of course its an lgbt game. it has sonic the hedgehog in it #yeah of course sonic frontiers is a gay game. look at every cutscene with sonic and knuckles in it

[periwinklefemur]

#This meant to be a joke but I actually got passionate and dedicated two whole days lmao #also I got lazy w/ Herbert's glasses as studio ghibli glasses are hard to draw #herbert west #re animator #reanimator #dan cain #danbert #fanart #reanimator 1985 #howls moving castle #studio ghibli

[forestgreenlesbian]

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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad #we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic #was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though #it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything #also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't #tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer #both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first #time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been #making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said #i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly #implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me #bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication #we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked #& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol #which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't #even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around #a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins #literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww #am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely #concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know

[mostlyonthefloor]

GET READY FOR ............ HAL EXPERIENCES LIFE. AND THE MOST CONFUSING WOMAN HE'S EVER MET. COMING SOMETIME IN 2024. PROBABLY

#shoutout to howls who recieves the snippets i bounce off their head with the grace of one who meant that to happen all along #brotherband #hal mikkelson #this was meant to be a joke about how much hal is confused in my latest piece but it has teaser trailer energy lmao

[enden-k]

when the stranger i let into my world just now joked abt stealing my haitham when they asked me to showcase his dmg on a boss

#was v proud and all tehhehe inside until i internally went 🗿 when i asked myself if they mean it srs/lit LMAO #me on one side: haha theyre just joking bc hes so strong- #me on the other side: oh i just remember to change my passwords again huh ! totally not bc im paranoid or smth - #NO MATTER IF THEY MEANT LITERALLY OR NOT thats my haitham he stays right there or else ill have to tie him up fr #babbles #tbd #i am no longer sweating in fear #maybe

[flowerbloom-arts]

Some low-effort doodles because I've been thinking about Mymble Jr alot and just how much they watered her down in the 90s series. So I tried 'fixing' some scenes to make her atleast more expressive.

She and the Inspector would've been such a fun relationship if they just let them be themselves like in the comics (and books in Mymble's case), just, I dunno, they made her distinctly boring while they made the Inspector just a little extra silly and I think that's deeply unfair to Mymble. This is especially upsetting when they never shared the same panel in the comics besides 2 of them, and in one Mymble Jr is just standing there while Moomintroll does the talking.

#moomins #moominvalley #art #mymble jr #the mymbles daughter #mymble #the mymble #inspector #moomin inspector #the inspector #mymble x inspector #Mymspector #< ship tags just in case anyone is actually looking for them #ofc this is all in an alternate usniverse where Inspector is not gay lmao #also just another one of my fandom observations. I see people very often try to gay ship Mymjay and it just.. never felt *right* tbh #like yeah ok they're cute (Mymticky) for the most part but what are we getting here? where's Mymjay's personality gone to? #I barely see anyone do anything with her personality and then go ahead and completely wipe off her interest in men as if that'll fix her #like I would like the idea of her realizing that maybe she isn't meant to be with a man but there's so DEPTH to what I've seen #there's no silliness in the dynamics. there's so jokes between them or quirks or getting on eachother's nerves or w/e #it's all just very plain wlw shipping and it kind of annoys me. maybe it would annoy me far less if there was variety but there isn't #I've started getting reaaally into the idea of qpr Mymspector. I've had thoughts about them for a while but it's v intense lately #I don't like people chalking her attractions and girliness up to 'heteronormativity' bc that's just... idk. it's really not much? #it's not fixing a problem with her 90s boringness. it's only replacing it if you don't do anything with her original self #she NEEDS to be silly. she NEEDS to get intense. it's a general problem the 90s has with writing women but it hits esp hard for Mymjay #tanoshii muumin ikka #doodles #little my #moominmamma #snufkin #moomin sniff

[c00kietin]

oml sometimes our conversations at the dinner table can be crazy-

as quoted from my dad-

"Don't put yourself down, that's what other people are for! :D"

#he meant this as a joke so do not fret I found this funny lmao #we also spoke in haikus for like half the time just because- #talking

[visions--of--collisions]

Miles' unstoppable urge to slap tag Hobie's guitar at every opportunity vs. Hobie's immovable protectiveness over it (and his stupidly wide range of motion)

#spiderverse #punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #joke's on him this is actually hobie's favorite thing in the world (when i say 'protective' i mean in the sense of like. structural damage) #smashcut to miles mainlining tubeyou vids to level up his vocals & get back in the band just to improve his chances #meanwhile hobie just had him voted out to see what his next move would be lmao #this is probably not what they meant by intricate rituals you guys

[bigothteddies]

“tumblr is not a dating site” TO YOUUUUUU!!!!!

#unimportant thoughts #joke! #but also not #djdjdhdjdjs #its where i met all of my partners #including koala #and at work last week i mentioned i met my partner through tumblr #and my coworker was like mmm i cant do dating apps like that #(she thought i meant tinder lmao) #posted from drafts #cleaning