The Boss after being betrayed by Julius, blown up on a boat, waking up from a coma to find their friends and city totally wrecked by other gangs and corporations, watching Lin and Carlos die, and having to kill their original mentor in an act of revenge:
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Fuckers should’ve just remastered the older Saints Row games and made a mad epic time travel sequel where you have mini take overs for different periods
to ensure shit will happen as it is because a rogue Zin (maybe like Zinyak’s child or successor or some shit) is trying to fuck up earth’s history to ensure the Saints / The Boss don’t happen (also makes it a funny way to insert a bunch of different Bosses lmao)
until you get to earth before the Zin invasion and it’s the Saints Empire (Player-controlled) vs Zin Empire 2.0
And it’s a wild card whether the current Saints / Boss in that timeline are going to be on your side OR rightfully going to try and bring the the Saints Empire down because they’re trying to usurp their existence (ends with the main dudes from SRIV and the alternate timeline Saints merging through some simulation shit and one set of bodies disintegrating because they can’t exist at the same time) and they defeat the Zin again
OR it’s twice as many of SRIV’s cast of Saints for double the fucking chaos
Either way it ends with the next big bad being a god that wants to destroy the galaxy because you keep having to raise the fucking stakes to some bigger shit
AND THEN after that game you open with the Saints Row Reboot where the events of the OG Saints Row is some sort of series / comics / fanfiction / SOMETHING (cause honestly the ridiculous higher and higher stakes going into the next season sounds very Supernatural to me) but it’s also a * wink wink nudge nudge * actual alternate universe
GODDAMN WHY DIDNT THESE FUCKERS LEAN INTO HOW UNHINGED AND RIDICULOUS SAINTS ROW BECAME I WAS ROBBED MAN I WAS ROBBED
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Def needa do Burning Man once, or twice or 5 times in my life 😻
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⚜️ Saints Row 1 questions for your OCs ⚜️
1. Does your Playa have a name? What is it?
2. What were they doing before getting caught in the middle of a shootout and recruited by Julius?
3. How do they feel about joining the Saints? Are they excited, scared, ready to kick ass?
4. Be honest. Do they kick ass at canonisation, or do they get their ass kicked?
5. Which leiutenant is your Playa closest to?
6. Is there a leiutenant your Playa actually dislikes?
7. Which antagonist would you recruit into the Saints, regardless of who it is or what they've done? Why?
8. If they hadn't joined the Saints, would your Playa have ended up in the Carnales, Rollerz, or Vice Kings? What would they be doing if not?
9. Which character do you think got done dirty?
10. What's your Playa's favorite radio station?
11. Is your Playa really mute, to you? If no, what lines would you have added to the game, and if yes, how do they deal with that around other Saints?
12. Are there any mistakes your Playa made that they're never going to forget?
13. What's your Playa's relationship like with the top Saints? Think, Johnny, Dex, Lin, Troy, Julius?
14. Freckle Bitch's or Apollo's?
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Happy Mushroom Monday! 🍄
At a recent Deep Playa Campout event, I was fortunate enough to try a variety of mushrooms from PNW Mushrooms, and OH MY GOODNESS!!! Have you ever seen such pretty mushies!?
A huge thank you to William for gifting a bunch of us with these fantastical fungi. It was one of my highlights from that weekend, and such a nice treat. 😊
I highly recommend checking them out on their IG page HERE.
The pink oysters when fried taste like bacon. So good!
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