#The call is coming from inside the house

[ver-slxt]

erm, the call is coming from inside the house. im not blurring this screenshot lmao this is dumb as fuck, they also said that they have ships that are ‘morally grey’ but it ‘doesnt count cuz theyre not a proshipper’ like erm! it does! thats comshipping!!!

+ they said proshipping is a cult so pls block them!! icky as hell >-<

->but please dont harass them, i dont advocate to harass people!!<-

#problematic #comship #comshipper safe #proship #proshippers please interact #comship positivity #comshippers are valid #comshippers please interact #proshipper #proshipper safe #wack ass people #the call is coming from inside the house

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

#Also I'm saying this as someone who actually watched quite a few of Somerton's videos #And noticed those patterns and stopped watching bc I recognised them from here #and had already learned to unlearn them after being so exposed to them here #And tbh I think anyone who hasn't had the luck or made the conscious choice to seek out ppl who pushed against those narratives #Would absolutely have fallen for this man's bullshit. Like let's not kid ourselves we see takes like this every day on this hellsite #2014 me would have. For sure. #This is next to the plagiarism issue which as Harris points out is an Internet wide issue and this includes tumblr #James Somerton #hbomberguy #todd in the shadows #This brought to you by a conversation with my wife yesterday #So many ppl on here don't deserve to meme or be this self absolvingly critical of this man #The call is coming from inside the house #The man has a tumblr it would legit not surprise me if some of the things he supposedly made up himself he did actually get from somewhere #And that somewhere was a tumblr post

[kaijuerotica]

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

#the call is coming from inside the house #adhd

[evankinard]

"you both like watching half-naked men pummel eachother" you're laughing. buck just called eddie a slur and your laughing.

#the call is coming from INSIDE the HOUSE #911 spoilers #evan buckley #weewoo brainrot #eddie diaz #buddie #911 abc

[atomicradiogirl]

house saying “we're in a relationship, but we're really unhappy. communication's never been easy for us, probably because we're so closeted” in the down low about him and wilson is so funny cause it’s like so true

#house md #hilson #house md season 6 #the call is coming from inside the house #haha

[eroticcannibal]

Honestly tho I think the most frustrating thing about leftist spaces is the refusal to tackle the hard questions, the refusal to say "I dont know", accusing anyone of asking a difficult question of not being genuine and also outright lying about how things currently work to justify their fantasy about how they want the world to work.

#yes this is mostly me complaining about prison abolition discourse again but it applies to other things too #obligatory 'i am a leftist' #the call is coming from inside the house #word of god

[maladaptivewriting]

being on marauders tumblr has made me realize that a lot of people would actually share anne rice's (terrible) opinion about fanfiction if they didn't write fanfic themselves.

#what do you mean people aren't allowed to make transformative works of YOUR transformative work? #people will literally come on this terrible website and say “no one can write fanfic of another person's fanfic” #the call is coming from inside the house #“ask before you make fanart” #sorry but maybe just take your fanfic down #how are you going to create fan works and then turn around and act like a dickhead when someone else does the same thing #btw this is not about selling bound fanfic #that is an outlier cause that's just copying someone's story and using it to make money for yourself #marauders #fanfic #ao3 #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #drarry #dramione

[strawbbfluff]

personally i think girls who get embarrassed easily should be tickled but that’s just me idk

#the call is coming from inside the house #jade rambles #tickling

[autumnhobbit]

nothing like hearing protestants say blatant historical untruths complaining about easter and how evil it is and how the catholics lied about saints and they’re all pagan gods actually while you sit there looking for mass times for easter

#the call is coming from inside the house #Satan’s so happy to have made the protestants spit at Easter i’m telling y’all

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Osamu ‘I have no such interests in men’ Dazai always being up in another man’s business

#sir? sir??? #the call is coming from inside the house #bsd #bungo stray dogs #skk #bsd dazai #sigzai #kunidazai #fyozai

[akiakianna]

i die a little each time I see a post simping for Anissa from Invincible. No, you don’t want to be Mark. You don’t want her. And guys wonder why sexual assault against men isn’t taken seriously. The call is coming from inside the house y’all.

#invincible #anissa #sexualassault #malesexualassault #the call is coming from inside the house #Stop Simping for rapists

[breastsandeggs]

every single filmbro that saw tyler durden in his red leather jacket and low rise pants and thought yup thats the one he is The Sigma Male before proceeding to call some guy gay for using moisturizer on the internet … i think u need to work on ur self reflection skills buddy

#the call is coming from inside the house #u are as homosexual as they come #sorry not sorry #fight club #tyler durden

[satorena]

how you a mdni blog but you write smut abt minors….? 👴🏾

#𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒🎙️ #the call is coming from inside the house #!!! immediate unfollow

[xray-vex]

#the call is coming from inside the house #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd twitter #this is why we can't have nice things #the best people are driven out and the absolute worst most toxic people won't just fucking leave

[gerrysherry]

sorry to break this to you but youre not a punk if youre a zionist. it's like calling yourself a rwandan punk during the tutsi genocide

I'm not a punk?!

Also nice genocide appropriation, making the rwandan genocide about you

But thanks for being literally mask off.

It's not very punk to make random assumptions and call people posers or sellouts because you don't like their politics/ethnicity

#the call is coming from inside the house #every accusation is a confession #antisemitism #hate asks

[pantspantsrevolution]

If you crush on characters like Blackbeard and Crowley and wonder why people crush on Stede and Aziraphale like idk a flower can’t see it’s own petals bestie, it’s you, you’re the Stede/Az coded one here

#bestie #the call is coming from inside the house #ofmd s2 #ofmd #blackbeard #ed teach #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #ed x stede #gomens #good omens