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nikoforgot · 2 months
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umm..... airy hfjone with a Dumpy. i will be taking my leave now
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??? WHAT??
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integrityvictim · 3 months
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Arr you a part of the LGBTQ+ community
.. !???!!!
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( what a closeted little shit //JJJJJJJJOKE )
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livemedown · 7 months
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what do you call a person who works great with cloth dresses and plates on their back?
What even is this ask? What do you want my answer to be? Because that sounds like slave labor, you're describing a slave to me. Or like, a really talented housewife that deserves much more love than shes getting.
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enemasofthestate · 9 months
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do you have an armpit fetish and a fat people fetish
HUHHH i don’t really think so i think i just am so into tom i have no limits at all…
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caoimhe-from-hoenn · 1 year
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△ have you ever accidentally mistaken a small poop for a chocolate and put it in your mouth?
5/10
NO???? IM NOT A MORON
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silenthilllz · 1 year
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why do you like the asshole characters? like is that your type or something else
like, i was not expecting this in my inbox, and it caught me off guard, but im laughing now.
Ok OKAY, i might??? But its half and half of asshole with a heart of gold and like a general asshole with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
I mean i do like,, normal characters, i just think some fictional character from way back then sparked that weird "asshole" type and it went downhill from there, I do like nice characters!!
tbh my type varies, but like i tend to like characters who are mysterious and kinda cold at first, but are really nice. its just buried deep down. Also, i like robots so anything with that is cool.
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disableddyke · 3 months
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feluka · 2 months
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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i23kazu · 5 months
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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phantomrose96 · 9 months
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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daisywords · 6 months
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
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urfavcalli · 1 month
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Tell us about you'reself
@mystk first of all, it's "yourself".
Also why u ask this u already know abt me😭
but ok I guess
🗣Name: Calliope
👶Age: 19
🧍Height: 5'5
🎵Favourite song: My love mine all mine
📖Favourite book: This is where it ends
💫5 fun facts abt myself (pls shoot me)😜😜😜
I play hockey
I'm a switch
I'm bisexual
I might get a frog for my birthday
I have the best co author ever (@mystk)
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rooniearts · 25 days
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POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024
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samble-moved · 8 months
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
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