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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THERE WERE FNF MODS ON DUSTTALE AND THE X EVENT
I DIDN’T WANT TO GO ONTO ROBLOX FNF AND SEE THE MODS
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HUH??????
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ON TOP OF THAT THESE AREN’T NEAR RECENT 😭😭
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THIS BUT IT’S THEM. (NOTE: i do not support am0raltra’s choice’s or himself AT ALL, I JUST LIKE HIS CHARACTER’S.)
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thebruhb0i · 1 year
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Made this back in school :3 (Date picture was made: 11\10/22)
X!Chara belongs to Jakei95
don’t mind the sans reference sheet- it doesn’t belong to me as well
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pi3tros · 10 months
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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT 🪩
summary: Jungkook hosted an yearly summer pool party, a event that everyone looked forward to. It was the same every year, hundreds of people, insane amount of alcohol, and sex. Jungkook never participated in all that tho, he just monitored and played beer pong with his friends. Well, that was until he got a girlfriend of course who wouldn’t stop getting hit on.
pairing: frat boy ! jungkook x f sorority girl y/n (reader is black coded if u don’t like that tap out) established relationship
genre: strangers to friends, smut, a lil bit of fluff
rating: 18+
warnings: marijuana, vaping, alcohol, mentions of fighting, mentions of blood, p in v sex, hair pulling, choking, titty worship, they have sex in the private jacuzzi lolol, big! d jungkook, reader is lowk a city girl Ifykyk ,jungkook owns a gym, freaky asf, he dominant, brat taming, baby it’s hot girl summer you already know wsp
the swimsuit — 👙
the hair — 💁🏾‍♀️
wet n wavy bundles bbyyyy 😝😝😝
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You were getting on Jungkook’s nerves, badly.
One, you kept shaking your ass on tables with your ratchet ass friends for everyone to see. Two, men where coming up to you. Three, your tit accidentally came out rapping FNF. Jungkook knew that was gonna happen to because he warned you about getting a size smaller in swimsuits. And four, he got into a damn fist fight because a dude wouldn’t take no for a answer. Now his knuckles where all bruised, and blood got on his marble floors!
His party was turning into a monitor over ___ day so she doesn’t slip up and bust her head, rather than, play pool and smoke. In general, your boyfriend was getting stressed the hell out.
Currently you and your girlfriends lingered by the edge of the pool, singing Versace on the floor. Sipping your martini, fixing your bikini top from revealing your nipples once again. “___, jungkook said come here.” Your friend Mariah pointed towards him, his eyes focused on you.
He did a come here motion with his two fingers, your tip twitched upward giving him a mean mug mouthing ‘what?’.
Smoke coming out of his notrils, rolling his eyes at you. Doing the same motion but more aggressive. ‘Get over here.’ He mouthed, passing the blunt to Taehyung. Who was talking to one of your homegirls, seeming to like to conversation. In all honesty, a whole lot of stuff you were doing was on purpose. He was funny when he was mad, and you wanted the dick so.
“Be right back,” you alerted your friends, getting out of the pool getting a little bit dry from the harsh heat on the island. Even tho it was dark out. Walking towards the outdoor couches as he manspreaded, tapping his lap.
You say next to him tho.
“Stop playing.” He grabbed you by your throat sitting you down on his lap, his arm wrapping around your waist tightly. Thumb going up and down slowly against your tummy leaving goosebumps. Giving the side of your neck a small kiss.
“You having fun?” He whispered in your ear, softly biting your earlobe. Pushing his head away since it tickled.
“Yeah.” You responded back dryly, wrapping your arm around his broad shoulder. He looked at you weirdly, hand trailing down to your right cheek, squeezing the flesh as his fingers dug in your skin.
“What happened?”
“Nothingg,” you whined out of annoyance, he took his hand off of your ass and put it on the back of you neck pulling you closer. Sitting on top of his semi hard cock, feeling it through his Burberry swim trunks. You honestly weren’t annoyed, you just wanted to get on his nerves so bad he dicked you down.
He kissed his teeth, “why do you have a attitude?”
“I don’t.”
“Yes you do.”
“No I don’t.”
He shut his eyes close taking a deep sigh, patience running thin. “Are you purposely doing—”
“And imma’ ride you like a rodeo,” you randomly started singing the city girls song that was playing, rolling your hips against his. He stared at you blankly, shaking his head rolling his eyes.
“Here go with your friends, there in the twerk circle for like the 100th time.” He tapped your thigh, seeing Namjoon and Jin approach. The group always having good conversations, reminiscing about there boy band in high school.
“You don’t wanna hang out with me?” Pouting, rolling your hips once again making him hiss. Quickly grabbing your waist to keep you still.
Tapping your hip, “we will later, go have fun.” Leaning forward giving you a kiss on your cheek. Slowly getting up.
“Hey Joonie, hey Jin.” Namjoon leaned down giving you a friendly hug, Jin doing the same as the two sitting down next to Jungkook immediately filling him in on something that happened.
You walked back towards your group of friends, continuing the fun night.
“You single?”
“No…” you laughed awkwardly, sipping your drink mix as the pineapple flavor left a aftertaste. The muscular man in front of you trying to shoot his shot. It’s been atleast a hour since you’ve seen jungkook, you and your friends running around your boyfriends property having a good time.
Now you resigned inside the mansions large kitchen, making yourself a drink then he randomly approached you.
“Awww okay…” he paused, eye contact strong as he licked his lips. “You can have friends tho, right?”
“Nah she can’t have friends.” You felt arms wrap around your waist, your boyfriends giving a sarcastic smile to him. His chin pressing into your shoulder. Giving it a peck. The man nodded, he knew who Jungkook was and don’t even want to try it.
“I can speak for myself you know.” He ignored that, taking a sip of your drink hovering above you. Slapping your thigh a couple of times watching your skin giggle. Rapping the Drake song in your ear as you ignored him.
“Baby get offff, you’re heavy.” Trying to yank his arms off of you as he weighed you down, loudly cackling in your ear as you almost fell going up the step. “Jungkook!” You yelled, the man rubbing up and down your stomach.
“Let’s go to the jacuzzi.” He whispered, giving your ear wet kisses. You cringed, trying to get him off once again as he dragged you upstairs. Your head trapped in between his muscular arm as he typed in the code, door unlocking as he pushed you into the dark room.
He shut the door close, locking it. Taking of the Burberry piece throwing it on the bed. The room was familiar, when you went on vacations to the island the two of you always went to the house. Opening the balcony door that faced the side of the mansion, taking off the Gucci platforms that he had got you for Valentine’s Day.
Dipping your legs into the water, humming in approval from the warmth. He didn’t take to long, Golden skin shining from the moonlights glow. Tattoos decorating his soft skin. Giving you a cheeky smile as he trailed towards you in the water, grabbing your chin tilting your head up. Gently pushing his lips against yours.
He moaned into the kiss, lips fitting like puzzle pieces as he gripped your chin. Backing his head away once the two of you ran out of breath. “Now you wanna be nice?” Giving you a look, thumb pressing against your lip.
“What are you talking about?” Furrowing your eyebrows at him, his thumb slowly sliding inside of your mouth. Eye contact not breaking as his dark eyes lowered down your body then back up.
“I don’t like when you play dumb, your to smart for that.” He mumbled, thumb sliding farther down your mouth. You knew exactly what he was talking about, but you shrugged. Tongue gliding around the pad of of his thumb.
He slowly moved his thumb in and out slowly, eying the way your plump lips hugged against his skin. Moving his thumb faster in and out, slober dripping down the side of your mouth. A obvious print through his shorts.
Sliding his thumb out. Leaning down slamming his lips against yours with more passion, sloppy sounds being heard other than the rnb playing in the background. Lips tasting like the pineapple drink you had earlier.
Arms caging you as he gripped the jacuzzi. Opening your mouth as he slid his tongue in, pushing it down your throat. Tilting your head to the side as he grunted, slowly pushing his head back panting lightly.
Hovering above you as he reached forward, untying the string of your top. Laying it down on the jacuzzi, gripping your boob, putting the other one in his mouth. Sucking onto it lightly, teeth grazing against your nipple. Acrylic nails grazing his hair gripping onto the locks as he took a long stride on your chest, sucking harshly leaving deep marks.
“O-oh!” You gasped from his finger pinching your nipple.
“Feel good?” He muffled, focused on the marks he was creating. Your nipples sensitive and puffy from his constant abuse. Water splashing against his back as he adjusted his position, leaving a hickey on your side boob.
“Uh-huh.” You nodded, your legs resting on each side of his torso. Back arching as he pressed against you, holding himself back from rolling his hips against yours. But he didn’t have to worry about that, because you did it first. His cock rubbing against your clothed cunt, letting out a whimper.
Popping your tit out of his mouth, chest covered with hickeys and bite marks. Grabbing your neck, pushing you upward. Taking ahold of your thighs spreading your legs. Untying both sides of your swimsuit, hands skillfully fast. Putting the bottoms by your top. He didn’t hesitate to run his thumb down your slit, earning a shaky breath for you.
“Pussy so pretty baby,” he whispered, forgetting about prepping you from how damn horny he was. Flipping your around as your stomach pressed against the jacuzzi edge, ass up in the air as he took out his cock. It slapped against his stomach, tip a pretty dark shade of pink as pre cum leaked out.
Stroking himself with a groan, grabbing your ass cheeks spreading them. Gargling up spit, spitting it directly on your hole watching it slide down as he lined himself up, not hesitating to push his fat tip in. Immediately feeling the burn, reaching your arm back as your nails dug into his abs. “A-ah, slow down..” you moaned, head dangling.
“It’s just the tip baby.” He laughed, giving your ass a tap as he waited for you to adjust. Painfully throbbing inside of you as slick trailed down his veins. Smiling through the pain.
“Alright you can— go!” You flinched as he slammed himself inside of you, head dangling as he slid out letting out a pop sound. Hips stuttering as he began slamming into you at a brutal pace, ass clapping against his hips as you let out porn like moans.
His cock curved, beating against your puffy gummy walls. His grunts and groans loud, cold rings brushing against your neck as he used you as his personal flesh light. “B-bet that boy couldn’t fuck you this good, hm?” Knuckles turning white as he leaned forward, gripping the jacuzzi.
To fucked out to even speak, eyes squeezed shut as his tip kissed your cervix. Tattooed hands forming a ponytail with his hand, pulling you forward as water splashed against the two of you. “Answer me.”
“He c-couldn’ttt, slow—mmph! down!” you whined, letting out a scream that was probably heard over the music. His foot raising on the seat, hitting it from a different angle that had your vision turn white. Head going limp as he dipped his fingers in the water playing with your clit.
“You can take it.” He simply said, sliding out grabbing you by your hips flipping you around. Breast pressing against his chest as he slammed himself back in. Strokes slow and hard as your foot hit against his back, water splashing against your jaw.
“Fuckkk,” he groaned, squeezing him tight as he pressed his face in your neck. Strokes getting sloppier and his whines louder.
“Gonna—”
“I know, I know.” His hand gripped your lower back, thumb rubbing up and down. Teeth sinking into your neck to hold back his moans. Pushing your right leg up against your chest, other hand gripping your thigh to steady himself as he slammed his hips against yours. Skin turning red.
“Jungkookkk, oh—” he slammed his lips against yours, a sloppy kiss as you moaned loudly in his mouth. Creaming his cock as your legs shook, slapping his shoulder as he kept going. Not stopping his pace, ignoring your cries of overstimulation as he pulled out.
“A-ah fuck..” he whimpered, cum painting your chest.
“Jungkook, you idiot, you got some in my hair.”
“Shut up.”
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lullabyes22-blog · 5 months
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Mel x Silco - Something Blue AU - A Drabble Thing
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Based on this ask by anonymous <3
Part of an AU meta of the Forward, but Never Forget/XOXO universe.
"You are my daughter! Your future, and your legacy, are mine to protect."
"Is that why you cast me out? Protection?" Mel lifts the blue-tipped brush. The bristles sigh across the canvas. With methodic strokes, she begins to paint. "Or was it because I stood in the way of your ambitions?"
"What I did, I did to keep you safe!"
cw: sex, angst, dysfunctional relationships, abandonment issues
Based on this ask on Tumblr:
In the married AU, how would Mel and Silco reveal their relationship to the public and possibly their inner circles (the biggest of elephant in the room being Ambessa). Perhaps a discreet kiss at a public event or just say yep we're an item.
At the outset, Silco and Mel in the FnF-verse absolutely opted for secrecy during their, er, courtship. Given their alliance is literally struck due to backroom deals and intercity espionage, they keep their meetings discreet and their trysts tightly under wraps, in the guise of visiting each others' cities in the interests of diplomatic galas, festivals, and trade expos.
In these neutral settings, they are the most likely to interact and thus their illicit dealings can be easily masked.
By the time their closeness transitions from alliance to affair, they've actually hit a conundrum. Silco, a born provocateur, delights in stirring the pot to get the upper hand. Meanwhile, Mel, having been trained from childhood to be a savvy statesperson, is more restrained, particularly with a subject as controversial as her private affairs. And yet their reactions are paradoxical: while she wants to maintain her privacy, she enjoys seeing him lose control; while he enjoys the thrill of their secret trysts, he'd also relish the look on the Council's faces once they realize his fingerprints are all over the Crown Jewel of Topside.
And yet, when they finally formalize their agreement, the dichotomy culminates in remarkably different reactions.
Silco, who's always had a subversive flair for dramatics, suddenly loses all his trademark chutzpah. His first instinct is to keep the announcement under strict lock and key, a reaction Mel finds absolutely baffling. Bashfulness, now? Here is a man who's always in control of every narrative, and who is finally in a position to dictate the terms of his relationship.
And yet...
Even among his close circle, he's cagey and close-mouthed. He shares the bare bones with Sevika (to her glowering displeasure). She is not happy with how his fraternization has rapidly crossed the line from business to home. She is also, in her foresight, not the least bit surprised. She warns him bluntly about the future political repercussions, and their impact on Zaun.
Jinx, meanwhile, has already put two and two together. Her reaction is as expected:
Boom.
"No! No no no!"
They square off in his office, where she's burst in, a fitful cannonball. Silco is sitting at his desk, his expression deliberately neutral. Jinx's face is contorted, her blue hair an alarum of distress. Her cheeks are streaked with tears.
"Jinx," Silco begins reasonably. "Please listen..."
"You're leaving me! Just like Vi!"
"I'm not leaving you. I would never—"
"No, no, NO! You're leaving because I'm a monster and I ruin everything and everyone hates me!"
"Jinx, please."
"I knew it." She grabs fistfuls of her own hair. "I knew I wasn't worth saving, or keeping, or—"
"Stop that." Rising, he rounds the desk to encompass her in his arms. "Don't you dare speak that way again."
Jinx wrenches herself loose. "Why should I listen to you? You're a liar! You're gonna marry that Piltie and leave me behind, and I'll have nobody, nothing, ever again, just like before." She's sobbing openly, her voice ragged with rage. "Just like always."
"I am not lying, Jinx." Silco's voice is strained. His is trying hard to hold it together. "I will marry, yes. But you have my word: I will not abandon you."
She laughs wildly. "You already have!"
"Jinx—"
"If you really loved me, you wouldn't do this. You wouldn't leave me all alone, again, with nothing!"
"Jinx, please. Listen to me."
"No! I won't sit by and be left with nothing! I won't! I won't!"
"My lovely—"
"No! Don't touch me!"
She bolts, a blue comet shooting up the rafters. Silco is left, hands dangling, alone.
For the next few weeks, Jinx will remain sequestered in her workshop, either in a manic burst of tinkering, or staring vacantly at the wall. Silco will try to coax her to talk to him. But she'll either ignore him or scream at him to go away. He'll have no choice but to give her space, and hope the bombshell doesn't destroy their bond. In the meantime, he'll try to keep his meetings with Mel discreet, for the sake of easing Jinx's mind. And salving her hurts.
Eventually, she will thaw.
Eventually.
Mel, on her part, is disappointed, but understanding of Silco's need to proceed at a cautious pace. She's seen his girl in the flesh, and can empathize with her fragility. She'll encourage him to do what he can to repair his relationship. But she will also gently remind him of the precariousness of their alliance, and how they must secure the groundwork they've laid. Publicly formalizing their union will do just that. In time, the shock of it will settle, and their families will have no choice but to accept it, no matter the fallout.
As for Mel's family?
She has already informed Ambessa. And, she's done so with a brazen aplomb.  Despite being groomed to be discretion itself, she has absolutely no qualms about her affair becoming public knowledge. She's been banished by her clan; in the eyes of her compatriots, she is nothing. Therefore she has nothing left to lose. 
Finally free of the chains of her own making, Mel is now ready to stake her claim, and no one else's. She'll take Silco out on the town and proudly declare herself his, even though the news will be met with shock, and its downside, snobbery. The Council will be livid; the public will be baffled; the press will go wild.
And Mel will just smile.
Ambessa, predictably, is apoplectic. Mel, whatever their differences, was always destined for greatness. How dare she throw it all away on a street-rat from the Lanes?
She'll confront Mel at her apartments.
"I don't believe it. Of all the men at your disposal, you'd pick a wretched, half-rancid thing?"
Mel, her back to Ambessa, slowly mixes her paint: a deep, iridescent blue. Her bare canvas sits on the easel.  A possibility, beckoning.
"Is this your idea of a joke?" Ambessa goes on. "Some last-ditch rebellion? To spit in my face, and that of our entire house?"
"I stopped belonging to our house the moment you banished me."
"I sent you here to carry on the torch! To solidify our foothold on Piltover's shores!"
"Perhaps my idea of a torch differs from yours."
Ambessa's hands ball into fists: ferocious, and yet imploring.
"Don't be a fool, Mel. Idealism blinds the brightest minds. And that man? He only has his eye on the prize—and your heart on a platter."
"My heart, Mother, is made up. As is my mind." Mel, her wrist steady, dips her brush. "Neither are for you to judge."
"You are my daughter! Your future, and your legacy, are mine to protect."
"Is that why you cast me out? Protection?" Mel lifts the blue-tipped brush. The bristles sigh across the canvas. With methodic strokes, she begins to paint. "Or was it because I stood in the way of your ambitions?"
"What I did, I did to keep you safe!"
"Safe?" Mel echoes. The paint spreads, a cobalt teardrop. "You sent me here, alone, without the slightest consideration of how I might navigate an unknown city. You left me to fend for myself. Practically left me for dead."
"Mel—"
"I've made a home for myself. Here. In Piltover. I've built a life, on my own terms. And I am no longer beholden to you, or your schemes. So no, Mother. You will not interfere. And you will not come within five hundred yards of my future husband."
"That snake will never give you what you deserve!"
"What, wealth? Prestige? Respect? I have all that."
"Until he drains it dry—and takes your city for himself."
Mel lets off a mirthless laugh. "Oh, Mother. As if that wasn't your goal all along."
"Mel—"
"You'll not threaten him. Nor our future."
"And if I do?"
Mel stops mid-stroke. Turning, she faces her mother full-on, and there is fire in her eyes.
"Do that," she says softly, "and see what it will cost you. See what it already has." She gestures, all the paintings lining the walls. No scenes of Noxus. No memories of home. Only a thousand different vistas, of a foreign shore. A foreign shore that she will not forsake.  "All this time, you've never known me. And now, you pay the price. So go on and call me a fool. Go on and pretend you're the better strategist. But the truth is, our cities are safest when Silco and I work together. Because then we are better equipped to defend ourselves against people like you."
Ambessa's scowl is a blackened storm. She stands, arms folded. "So that's how it is, then."
"Yes."
"It'll come to no good. Mark my words. Your little romance is doomed."
Mel turns away. "We'll see."
"It's a waste." Ambessa turns on her own heel. "A waste and a mistake." Then, a parting shot: "If you'd been half as ruthless as you were cunning, you'd still be standing at my side."
Mel's fingers falter, a fraction. Her spine stays ramrod straight.
"Perhaps," she says, "your side is where the mistake lies."
Ambessa's footsteps echo, fading. Then door slams shut, and Mel is alone. Her paintbrush, poised. It trembles, barely.
Then the teardrop falls, and blooms.
Blue as the sky.
A possibility, unfolding.
In the following weeks, Silco and Mel's plans gain traction. Having shared the news with their close circle, they begin to lay the groundwork for breaking the story to the broader public. Silco is a savvy businessman; Mel, a shrewd politician. Their collaboration is a well-oiled machine. Instead of subjecting themselves to the arduous process of navigating the media storm, they'll let a third party do the legwork. An independent media outlet will build up to the reveal, starting with small, local publications. As the story gains momentum, they'll transition to more prominent outlets and heavy-hitting powerbrokers.
The idea is to slowly begin seeding their relationship into the public consciousness. Two cities arm-in-arm. Two leaders, intimately aligned.
The narrative is the hook; the angle is the bait. And the truth, a bottle waiting to be uncorked.
A bold blend, filling everyone's cup with the scintillating spoils of their union.
By the solstice, the announcement hits the newsreel. The two cities are aflame with shock and a healthy dose of scandal. From the conservative quarters, there is a barrage of criticism and downright hostility. In Piltover's upper echelons, the objections are rooted in classism, with some claiming Mel's union with a Trencher will only degrade her standing, setting a dangerous precedent for future 'downscaling' of the elite, and their social stature.
In Zaun, meanwhile, there are rumblings of discord, particularly from the chem-barons. Many question whether Mel, a Topsider and a Councilor, will throw a wrench in the black market's spokes. There is also an undercurrent of anti-Piltie sentiment, which some leverage to cast aspersions on Silco's leadership. How can a man who's built up his brand on defying Topside now choose to cavort with one of the ruling elite?
And then there are those who question whether this is a ploy. Is the Council using a honeypot tactic to infiltrate and sabotage the Fissures' economy? Has Zaun's Chancellor been taken in by a pretty face and a clever tongue? 
Conversely, Zaunites speculate that Mel is merely a stand-in, and that the real love affair is between Silco and the city of Piltover itself. Is his heart really set on the woman, or on the power she represents? The access she grants him to Piltover's wealth, and the influence she has in the city's halls? Is the Eye of Zaun staging a coup to overthrow Piltover, and seize control?
Mel and Silco's betrothal has opened a Pandora's Box. With every question comes a thousand more.
But they know what they're doing. The seeds have been planted. And their narrative is taking root.
Soon, their respective cities are a frenzy of whispers, rumors, and outright slander. Their names are on the tips of everyone's tongues, from the Black Lanes to Bluewind Court.
The press is ravenous, and the public is starved.
Behind closed doors, each respective city's bureaucracy and security agencies begin to dig deeper into the other. They scrutinize Mel and Silco's histories, searching for a chink in the armor. They scour their dealings for the faintest whiff of a trail, for the slightest sign of betrayal.
And yet, as the days turn to weeks, nothing seems amiss.
No backdoor deals. No subterfuge. No secret threats.
Mel and Silco appear to be two trailblazers, united by a common vision. They've been allies for years. They have a solid working relationship, and the fruits of their combined efforts are starting to manifest. Their joint-venture has generated an unprecedented surge in trade and tourism between Piltover and Zaun, as well as a slew of new scientific innovations.
With each passing day, the news cycles begin to shift. The stories change. So do the angles. The whispers have become questions. Questions, answers.
The doubts start to melt into admiration.
Among the younger generation, a sense of glamorous taboo emerges. For the Topsiders, the Eye is a folk myth, an urban legend, a veritable bad boy. Now, his mystique is amplified tenfold, and his relationship with Mel only serves to fan the flames. On her part, Mel becomes an overnight sensation, a risktaker who's not afraid to break the mold, and whose charm has captured the imagination of a dangerous outlaw.
To the Fissure-dwellers, the interest holds a different flavor: speculation, scandal and self-congratulatory schadenfreude. Zaun, after all, was once a backwater slum. Now, their star is on the rise. Their Chancellor—a black-hearted scoundrel through and through—has bagged the Crown Jewel of Topside. What was once unobtainable is now theirs for the taking. Their victory over the Pilties is twofold: their haughtiest is now Zaun's hausfrau. They've managed to seduce, and subjugate, the Council's most formidable.
Marriage, eh? Who knew that the old ball and chain would prove so positive?
Now that the barometer of public adulation has spiked, Silco and Mel deploy a different approach. Rather than keeping their distance, they begin to take calculated risks: public outings, shared dinners, even a gala or two. Their appearances are met with a fervor bordering on hysteria. The press is abuzz. Everywhere they go, they are greeted with the dazzle of cameras and avid calls.
This is, after all, a historic first.
"Silco, Silco! What do you have to say about the rumors that Mel's engagement ring is from the Fissure mines? The same ones where you worked as a child?"
"Mel, Mel! How do you respond to the critics who say your engagement is an act of nepotism, and that it violates the principles of democracy?"
"Chancellor! Is it true that you're secretly building a palace underneath the canals, and that it will be a wedding present for Mel?"
"Councilor! Are you planning on changing your last name as a Medarda? If so, what will it be?"
Mel and Silco answer the barrage with enigmatic smiles, and an equally opaque, "No comment."
Except the wall of reticence won't stave off the tide forever. The pressure is mounting. Emotions are boiling.
It's time to launch Phase Three.
By the solstice, Silco and Mel agree to do a joint interview. This way, they can put the most outlandish rumors to bed, while satiating the public's appetite for their personal lives. The interview is to be conducted in neutral territory, outside Piltover's and beyond Zaun's borders, to avoid accusations of journalistic bias. A balcony in a small seaside town in Tereshni serves as their backdrop, and the interview is a two-part special, aired live on prominent radio stations.
Mel and Silco have agreed on their talking points. They've also laid ground rules: no questions about their sex life, their finances, or their families. The interview is about their partnership, their cities, and their plans for the future. They are there to dispel the rumors, not perpetuate them.
The sit-down is a sensation. Millions tune in to listen to their story, and to marvel at the fairytale of it all. For many, it's as if the couple are speaking directly to them. The audience is starved for content, and the airwaves throb with excitement. Some are captivated by the way the couple engage each other: the chemistry is undeniable, and Silco's sardonic, acerbic wit is perfectly complemented by Mel's elegant, cutting humor. Their affair has a certain dark-and-light aesthetic: shadow and sun.
The questions and answers fly fast. The duo are a masterclass of media savvy. They detail the timeline of their relationship: their first meeting, their alliance, and its transition from diplomatic to intimate. They discuss their respective roles as heads of their respective cities, and how they will each be transitioning to more ceremonial titles to avoid a conflict of interest. Silco will remain the Chancellor, while Mel will become an 'honorary' member of the Council. They'll have less to do with the bureaucracy, and more to do with public affairs and their philanthropic endeavors.
They are, essentially, becoming statespeople. Their primary goal is to ensure a seamless, amicable transfer of power, from their current governments to their respective successors. Silco will groom Sevika; Mel, Jayce. This way, the transition is guaranteed. It is, as they say, a win-win for all parties.
As for their plans?
A wedding, for starters. In a year's time, they will tie the knot.
After that?
Well. Who knows. The future, as they say, is up in the air.
Any children?
That is where the interview stalls. Family is a no-go subject. Now the interviewer is pushing boundaries. Attempting to address the elephant in the room:
Jinx.
"You are aware, Councilor Medarda, that your fiancé has an adopted daughter. A rather volatile one. Correct?"
The mood changes in the venue. Silco's expression is darkly-inscrutable. Mel's is a mask of pleasant ice.
"I am aware, yes," she says.
"And do you plan to accept her into the fold?"
"The fold?"
"As your step-daughter. As a potential Medarda."
Silco's expression is granite. Mel's, steel. He opens his mouth to impart a succinct response. Mel lays a hand on his arm. Then, with a serene smile, she says:
"I do. If she'll have me."
Silco narrowly hides his shock. There's a silence. Then, a susurrus of whispers, as the crew react to the news.
The interviewer blinks.
"Do you mean that, Councilor Medarda?"
"Why wouldn't I?"
"Jinx is not a child, but one of Zaun's most innovative minds. One that has been linked to multiple attacks, and countless counts of homicide.  To say nothing of her role in Zaun's independence." The interviewer is careful not to be confrontational. "Many still consider her a terrorist. And yet you would take her into your family, as a future Medarda?"
"One's past needn't define one's future. Especially one so young, and full of promise."
"But aren't you concerned? About your safety? About the safety of your city?"
"My city is her home. As hers, I hope, will be mine." Mel holds the interviewer's shocked stare. "The Chancellor's and my union is meant to herald a new age of cooperation. I see no reason why it should be confined to the political arena. As far as I'm concerned, we are family."
Silence.
Then, a flurry of flashbulbs, as the camera shutters whirr. Mel's smile is sweetness itself. But her gaze is steady.
Silco, meanwhile, is eyeing her with hooded eyes.
The interviewer is floored, but scrambles to move the conversation forward.
"Thank you, Councilor Medarda. Your statement is... intriguing."
"I expect we'll be hearing much more about it," Mel says, and shoots her fiancé a glance.
Silco gives a single nod.
"Indeed."
"Then, before we end, is there anything you'd like to add, Chancellor?"
Silco is silent for a moment. Finally:
"Yes. You asked me at the outset, why I agreed to this union. At the time, I said the reason was obvious. Now, given Councilor Medarda's answer, I'd like to make an amendment."
He turns to Mel.
"Councilor Medarda and I made a choice to enter into this union. It was not the most prudent course of action. But it was the right one. It was not borne of convenience, or obligation. It was not based on any form of calculation, or expectation. It was founded upon one simple premise: two cities, one family. And, perhaps, a chance at something more. I know this won't be the last criticism. I'm aware of the risks involved. And yet, as of now, I'm certain of only one thing."
He takes Mel's hand.
"There can be no progress without sacrifice. No victory without adversity. But most importantly, no family without trust. So if we are to build a bridge between our cities, it must start from within.  Ours will be our family. Our foundation. And Jinx...will be its heart."
He smiles a crooked little smile.
"And anyone who takes issue...had best watch their step."
His tone is mild. His meaning is not.
The interview ends on a high note.
Hours later, hot off the press, the cities are abuzz. The story dominates the newsreel for the next several days. In Piltover, everything is dissected ad nauseum: from the Council's official stance on the union, to the general consensus on whether the Medardas are abetting a terrorist, to discourse around historic reparations. In Zaun, meanwhile, the conversation is more nuanced. Some are ecstatic, believing Medarda's acceptance is proof that Zaunites are finally gaining social clout. Others are wary, wondering what the lineage of known conquest will bode for a city that prides itself on working-class roots.
The only certainty: the union is now, irrevocably, a fact.
Jinx, meanwhile, stays holed up in her workshop.
She'd flung her radio against the wall because she couldn't bear the newsreel: Zaun Chancellor (that lying snake), and Councilor Medarda (that gilded bitchqueen) have been spotted at the opera-gallery-theater-exhibition-club-restaurant, and were they holding hands, or kissing, or dancing? What does this mean for Zaun’s future? Is Topside being sold off to the Undercity? Is Piltover getting the keys back to the Fissures? Or is it a trick, a ruse,  a scam, a lie, a betrayal, a—
From her shoddily-assembled radio:
"I expect we'll be hearing much more about it," the dulcet female voice says.
"Indeed," replies the low sardonic rumble.
Jinx, in a blind fit of fury, nearly blasts the damn radio to shreds.
But the broadcast continues, and Jinx falls still. Her ears are like little gravity-wells, and the voices are a pair of comets: hurtling straight for the core.
"You asked me at the outset, why I agreed to this union. At the time, I said the reason was obvious. Now, given Councilor Medarda's answer, I'd like to make an amendment."
She creeps closer. Despite herself, she leans into the crackling speaker.
"Councilor Medarda and I made a choice to enter into this union. It was not the most prudent course of action..."
Got that right, buster.
"But it was the right one."
Suuuure.
"It was not borne of convenience, or obligation."
What a crock.
"It was not based on any form of calculation, or expectation."
This man is a pathological liar.
"It was founded upon one simple premise: two cities, one family. And, perhaps, a chance at something more. I know this won't be the last criticism..."
Jinx rolls her eyes. The rest is a blur. The spiel, the spin, the sales pitch. It's a load of horse manure packaged smartly into soundbites. Silco's expertise is selling stories, and he's good at it. He knows how to make a sucker look like a genius.
Too bad it won't work on her. She's his daughter, after all. She knows the game for what it is. She's heard enough, she's seen enough, and she'll hear and see no more. It's a trap, and she refuses to fall into it. She'll have nothing to do with him, or his Topside trophy wife, and she'll certainly have nothing to do with—
"Ours will be our family. Our foundation. And Jinx...will be its heart."
Jinx stops. Transfixed. The radio is crackling in her lap. Her fingers are locked around the dial. But her mind has gone blank.
Jinx.
Jinx.
Jinx.
Her name is a throbbing echo. A hammer striking a chord. A lifeforce.
"And anyone who takes issue...had best watch their step."
Jinx stares down at her radio. It's an ungodly piece of junk. One of the antennae is bent and the dial is loose. The batteries are corroded, the knob is a tangle of exposed wire, and the paint is peeling. The damn thing should have been thrown out a long time ago.
Except Jinx can't bring herself to let go.
Not when it's her only connection to Silco.
His face has gone blurry over the past weeks. She can't recall with exactitude the shape of his mouth or the seams of his scars. Sometimes, the memories feel like a dream: the way he'd stroke her hair and hum her a lullaby; the way his hands would enfold hers when she struggled to aim the rifle, or steady the drill; the way he'd sit at her bedside, reading a storybook, when she was scared or feverish. Those memories are a salve, soothing the hurt.
Then the fever breaks and it returns. The guilt. The anger. The hurt.
He's found someone else.
He doesn't love me anymore.
I'm not worth saving, or keeping, or—
Jinx's thoughts are a vortex. But Silco's voice is a hook. It drags her back. Back to the moment she saw him in the rainfall, the flames eating closer and closer, Vi gone and Vander fallen. She'd been sobbing, begging, absolutely alone, and he'd stood there. His face was a Jack-o-lantern: glowing eye and jagged teeth and a knife tucked behind his sleeve.
And Jinx had wondered, in a delirious haze: Is this how I die?
And the answer had come.
Not from her. From him.
"It's okay."
His arms enfolding her, a shield against the rain. His breath, soft and smoky in her ear. The shape of his palm, gentle against her spine. The smell of cigarettes and gunmetal and blood in the weave of his coat. His heartbeat, a counterpoint to hers. The words he'd said. The realest thing in the world.
"We'll show them."
"You're safe."
"You're home."
And, cradled in his embrace, Jinx had closed her eyes and believed.
Now, with her head in her hands, Jinx lets out a shuddering breath. Then another. Then another. Until she's no longer trembling. Until the tears have stopped.
Until her choice is made.
She's had enough.
Enough of hiding, and running, and losing. Enough of the pain and the nightmares and the ghosts. Enough of feeling alone, and scared, and forgotten. Enough of the grief and the fear and the hate.
She wants it gone.
And she knows how to get it done.
****
Dear Jinx—
If I may be so bold as to call you that,
I know we've had our share of misunderstandings. Truthfully, I cannot blame you. I understand you were hurt in the past. And I understand your suspicion, as I'm sure it has been warranted. Like your father, you have a reputation for a long memory. And yet I also know your father is a man of his word. That he has a sense of honor, and humor, and loyalty. That, above all else, he is a man who will do anything for his family.
Perhaps that is why I agreed to our union. For, although the idea was mine, the decision was his. When I told him of my desire to see both our cities prosper, he did not hesitate. He accepted my proposal the same night. I think, deep down, he has always wanted this: two cities that share a common cause, and a shared legacy. And I am glad he chose to accept my offer, as it is a chance to make it so.
Not just for our cities. But for us.
Family means different things to different people. For some, it is a blood tie. For others, a bond. And for still others, a choice. To me, the definition is rather simple: family is the place where you belong. The people who care about you, and who are willing to protect you, no matter the cost. To whom you owe a debt of gratitude. And whose debt, in turn, you are honor-bound to repay.
As your father's bride-to-be, and as your future stepmother, I want to make a vow to you.
I promise to never leave you. I promise to do everything in my power to keep you safe. I promise to care for you, and hear you, and see you.
In short, I promise to be your family. If you'll have me.
With sincere hopes of seeing you soon,
Mel Medarda
P.S.
I've included a painting, which I hope will serve as a gift. I've titled it: "Something Blue."
Please let me know what you think.
P.P.S.
I hope the wrapping paper suits your taste.
It's not easy to find a pattern with pink explosions.
****
The wedding is a spectacular affair.
The logistics are a nightmare, and it has taken weeks of coordination between Piltover and Zaun to streamline the process. Everything from security checks to seating arrangements to catering is meticulously planned. The event is meant to symbolize the future: two cities united by a common goal. In the spirit of this partnership, the nuptials are hugely publicized.
They are also split between both cities.
In Piltover, it's a regal, understated affair. The time is late-morning, under the blue curve of a cloudless sky.  The venue is the grandest hall in the city, an ancient estate whose history dates back to the mercantile era. Beneath a classical pavilion of limestone and marble, a close-knit collection of guests are present: Councilors, nobles, diplomats. In a testament to the changing times, they rub shoulders with Zaunite dignitaries: chem-barons and clan leaders, who've traded their usual flamboyant finery for sober suits and demure dresses.
A few steps away, Sevika and her blackguards stand at attention.
Jinx, as predicted, is absent.
Silco's eyes scan the scenery. Behind his ribs: a pang.
He can't help it.
Today's ceremony, pure spectacle, is still a step forward. For Piltover, and Zaun. A step he'd planned to take, but not alone.
Not alone, but with his little blue urchin hanging off his arm—
"Ready, sir?"
Silco turns. Sevika, in a smart deep-viridian suit, regards him inquisitively.
Silco squares his shoulders, and nods.
"Let's get this over with."
Sevika gestures, and the doors swing open. Silco steps out. The sun is a brilliant glare. The flashbulbs are a barrage of gunfire. He and his entourage are instantly besieged by the press. Everyone wants a close-up of his nuptial finery: a black double-breasted charcoal, sleek and slim-cut, with a burgundy silk waistcoat and matching gold accents. His slicked-back hair is neatly-styled, and his eyepatch boasts a glinting blue stud.
An accessory—or a tribute.
Depends on who's asking.
"Chancellor Silco! Any final words before the big event?"
"Any last-minute jitters?"
"Is it true your bride-to-be is pregnant?"
"Will Jinx not be attending?"
Silco's good eye cuts like a blade. The questions taper off. The reporters fall back.
Satisfied, Silco walks on.
At the altar, the officiant is waiting. A string quartet plays a lusterless traditional hymn. The guests have taken their designated spots. The air is a shimmer of sunlight and a buzz of whispers.
Silco keeps his posture straight and his expression bland. But his eyes stay alert, scanning the crowd, searching for a flash of blue, a peek, a hint—
A hush descends.
The quartet strikes up the familiar strains of a marching waltz. The bridesmaids, a trio of gilded cream-clad swans, are gliding down the aisle. Silco keeps his gaze straight ahead, on the ornate mirrored archway at the end of the aisle. It shows, between its curlicued filigree, a view of the courtyard behind him. Its stone pathways and leafy hedges are a lush green maze. Beyond it is the Topside cityscape: a dazzling vista of rooftops, spires, and the glittering sea beyond.
Silco's gaze shifts, and settles.
His lip curls at the corner.
Mel is here.
As ever, she is radiant. Her dress is a masterpiece. A sumptuous ivory gown, cut in a classic bias-cut silhouette and embellished with an intricate golden overlay and delicate floral detailing. Her features are dusted as if with stardust. A golden band affixes the diaphanous veil to her richly-coiffed updo. She holds no bouquet. Instead, she is the sprig of flowers in motion, the enticing waft of jasmine and hyacinths suffusing the air with every step. As she approaches, she looks every inch the Noxian noble: chin up, gaze direct, each motion unerringly graceful.
At the altar, she takes her place.
Her fingers, fleeting, skim Silco's knuckles.
"Hello, Chancellor," she says, a coy purr.
Wryly, Silco tips his head. "Councilor."
"Fancy meeting you here."
"Just passing through."
The officiant clears his throat. The crowd hushes.
The ceremony begins.
The vows are conducted with somber dignity, and conclude with a chaste kiss. Afterward, the bride and groom lead the procession down the aisle, arm-in-arm, amidst a storm of confetti and camera flashes. Outside, a motorcade surrounds a lone limo, the black lacquer gleaming under the sunlight.
The newlyweds slip, soundlessly, into the backseat. The doors slam shut.
And they're off.
They travel along the coastal road, parallel to the scenic blue seaside. The motorcade keeps a discreet distance. In the limo, the couple sit side-by-side. Their smiles are stiff. Their muscles, frozen into pleasantly neutral masks, need time to thaw. Then their eyes meet, and formality gives way to something else.
Their lips twitch. Their expressions quaver. They both turn away. They can't help it.
Silco bites the inside of his cheek.
Mel struggles to maintain her composure.
But the visage is cracked. And the flood is inevitable.
The laughter escapes in a rush. Mel's hand flies to her mouth, her shoulders quaking. Silco lets his head loll back against the headrest. The pale curve of his Adam's apple thrums with a chuckle. The car continues, a sleek black bullet, slicing through the cityscape.
Their gazes meet sidelong.
Mel twines her fingers with Silco's. He squeezes, once.
The partition between them and the driver's seat rolls down.
"Where to, Mister S?" Dustin asks.
Silco smiles.
"Home," he says.
In Zaun, twilight slips like a silk stocking down bare skin. The Undercity, in a display of festive splendor, is decked out in fairy lights. Zaunites relish a good spectacle. A wedding is always a riot. And this one's rare as black diamonds. The bride is a Topsider. The groom is a Zaunite. The most unlikely pair in the most unlikely story.
There's already a betting pool.
Odds 3: 1 for a marriage of convenience.
Odds 2: 1 for love match.
Odds 1: 1 for a marriage borne of a single night's indiscretion.
But everyone agrees on one thing. It'll be a miracle if this doesn't end in disaster.
Meantime, hope springs eternal. So does booze.
The wedding party is held at the Last Drop. The club, decadently decked in red and black, is packed to the rafters. A livewire band plays the Sumpside Waltz. Dancers sway exuberantly to the beat. There is laughter and ribaldry; parlor games and prize fights; bed-hopping and burlesque. It's a celebration the likes of which hasn't been seen in years.
Not since Zaun's ascension.
In a private lounge upstairs, a handful of guests have gathered. They are an eclectic mix: clan leaders, business tycoons, merchants, all with a stake in Zaun’s finances. A toast, a bit of networking, and the party will resume. Meanwhile, a line of bodies—admiring, avaricious, or just plain curious—are queuing up to pay tribute to the bride.
Mel sits, a picture of poised elegance, receiving their well-wishes. At the outset, she was dressed in a sequined black-and-gold gown. The bodice was intricately embroidered with pearls, and her train was a glittering, trailing cascade of crystals. Then, as the hours waxed, the costume was peeled away, strip by tantalizing strip, until the gown lay in a shimmering pool at her feet. Her true garb, emerging from the translucent carapace, is a dramatic jet-black number, exquisitely-tailored, with a sheer panel cutting a daring swathe from décolletage to belly, and a deep slit riding each thigh. The back is a dramatic, plunging swoop. At her brow is a gold diadem with a single black diamond. Her lips are red, her eyes are lined with kohl, and her feet are encased in a pair of heels so sharp they could cut a man's neck.
It's a far cry from the pristine Piltovan bride she'd played above. Here, in Zaun, she is a siren of sinful splendor. The sight of her elicits lingering stares.
For a Topsider, the Eye's new missus is packing serious heat.
Silco, idling by the mantelpiece, is a picture of louche elegance in a smoky bespoke suit. The lapels and button-holes are edged with gold brocade. His cravat is pinned by a single blue gemstone. His hands are encased in sleek leather gloves, the hems studded with matching blue buttons. A cut-glass of bourbon rests loosely in his grip.
He and Mel have spent the evening tag-teaming. She is the center of attention, the shining lure. He is her shadow, the sharp-eyed hook.  They'd prearranged the dance beforehand. A flirtatious smile from Mel, a wry aside from Silco, and their targets are snared. Soon, conversation transitions from platitude to business. By the time the Old Hungry strikes nine, Silco and Mel have secured a slew of new investments. And the party is just getting started.
Two cities: one agenda.
In between, they trade veiled glance. There's no missing the glow in Mel's eyes. The fire, simmering low. The promise, implicit and enticing. It's a look he knows all too well. One he's yet to tire of.  And yet, with the nuptials still fresh, he finds his mind drawn elsewhere.
The party is in full swing. The hour is late.
Jinx is nowhere.
He'd known it would be a long shot. The chances of her showing up had been slim. The chances of her appearing as a happy-go-lucky bridesmaid had been infinitesimal. Still, the fact that she'd stayed away—
Silco's grip tightens around the glass.
"Silco?"
He turns. Mel regards him from beneath her lashes.
"For a bridegroom," she says, "yours is a singular scowl."
Silco's mouth curves, wry.
"I thought we'd agreed," he says. "Tonight, you'll smile for the both of us."
"If I smile any more, I'll split a seam."
"On your dress? I'd pay good money to see that."
"That's why I had it tailored with your tastes in mind."
Mel runs an idle finger along the sheer neckline. Silco's eye follows the movement, then flickers up. Their stares lock. Mel's expression softens.
"Dance with me."
"Now?"
"Of course, now."
The band is playing a languid waltz. The dance floor is dotted with a handful of guests. It's the perfect opportunity to make a discreet exit. And yet—
Silco hesitates.
Mel, seeing the conflict, modulates her tone.
"Please?"
Silco sets his drink down. He offers his hand. She rises and slips her fingers though his.
On the dance floor, she lays her cheek against his shoulder. They sway in a graceful circle.  They've spent the day trading pleasantries and playing the game. It's tiresome, but they're both old hands. Thankfully, the night is drawing to a close. Soon, their guests will depart. And they can finally rest.
And, finally, have a moment alone.
"She'll come around," Mel murmurs.
"Hm?"
"Jinx. She'll come around. Later, if not sooner."
Silco's lips twitch, a bitter reflex.
"Your optimism is a wonder to behold."
"I can hardly let your pessimism have a monopoly on the market." She smooths his lapel, and sobers. "I understand. Neither of us is much for ceremony. But having family at one’s back. It makes a difference. Part me wishes my mother could see this."
"See what, exactly? You, in a hellpit."
"Me, brokering a historic truce. The start of something greater. Better."
"Truce is not a word the Medardas esteem."
"That doesn't make it less valuable." Her eyes dip. "Times like this, I wish she could see me. Not the heir she wanted. The person I've become."
Silco's palm settles on the small of her back.
"She sees you," he says.
"Just not the way she would've liked."
"Her loss."
Mel lifts her gaze to his.
"I see you," he says softly.
A flicker, there and gone. Then, Mel melts into his embrace. They glide together in the glow of the neon lights.
By midnight, the festivities are ebbing. The guests, trailing congratulations and well-wishes, trickle out. Sevika, who's been keeping guard by the entrance, comes up and makes a discreet report.
"No sign of her, sir."
Silco nods, once.
"Should I alert the crew?"
Silco shakes his head. "That won't be necessary."
"You're sure?"
Again, a single nod. He knows Jinx. Tonight's vanishing act isn't a warning, but a rebuke. He has no idea where she is. And if he did, he'd still keep his distance. If he's going to reach her, it won't be by coercion or cajolery. The choice must be hers.
In the meantime, he will wait.
Sevika's eyes are on him, a knowing appraisal.
"I'll have the crew check in on her tomorrow," she says, preempting his order.
"Do," Silco says.
Sevika nods. "Enjoy the rest of your night, sir."
She turns on her heel.
"Sevika."
Sevika glances over her shoulder, irreproachably aloof.
"Thank you," Silco says, quietly.
Her gaze, level, softens a fraction.
"You're welcome, sir."
Silco watches her leave. Then, a light touch on his elbow.
"Are you finished?"
Silco turns.
Mel's eyes are bright circlets of green and gold beneath heavy lids. Her updo is unraveling into sultry corkscrews. Her dewy make-up has begun to fade.  Her costume—because that's what her risqué little get-up was: a costume to match the theme of tonight's theatrics—is a study in artful disarray:  the bodice unlaced, the straps slipping, the buttons undone. She's practically an avatar of Undercity debauchery. And, Silco knows, she is reveling in it. Shedding the trappings of decorum, and coming alive. It's the side of her she typically keeps under wraps: the sybarite. A side he's always known was there.
In baring it now, she's not only privileging him with her trust. She's inviting him to join her. To play. To lose himself, a little. Forget, for a night, his worries.
And, perhaps, a little, the hurt.
"Your ride is ready," Mel says, a breath against his ear.
"Ride? Well, well. You're already picking up our vernacular."
"I wasn't referring to the limo."
"What then?"
Mel's lashes lift, a slow, inviting sweep.
"Three guesses," she whispers. "And the first two don't count."
Silco says nothing.
He only encircles her, and guides her deep into the shadows.
The limo drive to his private quarters is a torturous tease. The doors are barely shut before Mel's mouth is on his, hot and seeking. Silco's palms are gliding up her thighs. Their journey back is a breathless blur of lips and teeth and tongue, and Mel, in her lapse, letting loose a throaty little wail.  
Silco smiles and drags his teeth down the arc of her throat.
Dustin, beet-red, has long rolled up the partition.
Upstairs, they slip arm-in-arm through the doors. The apartment is a sprawling maze, a sumptuous affair of black, mahogany and gold. The Art Noveau furnishings are elegant, the artwork striking. Mel spares a cursory glance, then sheds her heels. Silco shrugs off his jacket and begins to undo his waistcoat. She beats him to it, her palms, a whisper of satin, coasting down his torso. Fingers, deft, undoing the buttons on his trouserfront. Her mouth against his, a slow burn of need. The kind that goes on and on, steeping and simmering. The kind that's been under the skin all night, waiting to be let loose.
Silco's hands, encased in leather, skate down her spine.
He knows the feeling.
Without warning, he traps her wrists behind her back. Mel's breath catches. He takes her mouth, sliding his tongue inside and sucking out all the heat he can find. She cries out, a delicious contralto, and his teeth close around her lower lip. Her scent is a cloud of sweet heady motes—hyacinths, smoke, champagne, sweat—and he breathes her in.
"What do you want?" he whispers.
"You," she gasps.
"How?"
"Any way you like."
Silco drags his mouth away only to bite the hollow of her throat.
Then he backs her, dark-eyed, toward the bedroom.
Afterward—a languorous stretch of bodies, tangled sheets, and ragged sighs—Mel lays her cheek against his shoulder. Her body is a sated spill of sweat-sheened silk. Her hair is spread in a dark cloud across his chest. Idly, Silco loops a finger into one of the curls. She sighs, a spent little hum.
"Extraordinary night," she says.
"Hmm."
"The media likely took enough photographs to fill an album."
"Likely."
"And my mother will burn every single one."
"Doubtless."
"And between Piltover and Zaun, we've amassed enough enemies to start a civil war."
"Mm-hmm."
Mel nudges his jaw with her temple. "So. Overall, would you call it a success?"
Silco's smile is a ghostly twist.
"I'd call it a marriage." The twist deepens. "Shame, though, about your dress."
"I'm sure I'll find its shreds between your teeth."
"The wrapping never tastes as sweet as what's inside."
"Mm, flatterer."
She nestles closer. Silco, his good eye sliding shut, enfolds an arm around her.
It's a moment of strange incongruity. An entire day spent conducting themselves according to the strictest rules of decorum and shrewdest stratagems. The next, nakedly twined in bed, exchanging lazy barbs and banter. In a few hours, they'll wake, and enclose themselves back into their respective armors. Silco will slither into his tailored suits, Mel will pour herself into her sumptuous gowns, and together, they'll don the mantles of rulership. They will play their parts. They will conduct themselves without fault. They will carry on.
Until the next time, they can be alone.
The dynamics of their old affair, he thinks, remain intact. It's only the intimacy that's inverted
Something new. Something stronger. And the thought—of being known, and strong, and seen—makes him...
Mel's lips nuzzle his collarbone.
"Where are you, husband?"
Silco opens his good eye. The window, half-open, throws a pale rhombus across the bedspread. Outside, the cityscape is a mapwork of neon, as familiar as the lines on his palm.
"Here," he says. A wry aside: "Wife."
"I've always preferred the term 'Ball & Chain.'"
"Sounds like one of Jinx's pejoratives."
"Does it now." Mel's lips are a petaled curl against his shoulderblade. "Have I told you what the media are calling Mother?"
"This ought to be good."
"Zaun's Monster-in-Law."
Silco blinks. A beat, and a scoff breaks loose. Mel's smile blooms full, and she buries her laughter against his skin. It's been a long day, and a longer night. Now, passions spent and tension drained, there's only this: a rare, tactile, transitory joy. Hell, Silco thinks, if this is his wedding night, it hasn't been such a bad one. Not if he can still smile. And, for a moment, forget the ache.
For himself. For Mel. And for—
A burst of blue is framed by the windowpane. The crackling boom holds an eerie echo.
Silco goes still.
Mel stirs. "Was that a rocket?"
Adrenaline sluices. Silco disentangles himself.
"Stay inside," he says, and slips from the bed.
Mel sits up, watching as he drags on his trousers. Barefoot, he creeps out into the balcony.  The night holds a biting chill. The sprawl of rooftops is silvered by the moonlight. A surreal haze of blue flecks floats in the air.
Bemused, Silco sniffs. There is the unmistakable whiff of gunpowder.
A premonition coils down his spine.
"Silco?" Mel, draped in one of his shirts, is standing by the threshold. "What's going on?"
Instinctively, Silco pivots to drag her back inside. His ears have already caught the low whump of a second rocket being launched, followed by the whistling shweeee as it arcs through the air.
"Down!" he snaps. "Get down!"
Encircling Mel, he dives for the floor. The round passes almost directly overhead, erupting fifty feet beyond them. The atoms in the airwaves jostle. The explosion echoes across the rooftops. In the ringing silence that follows, Silco's mind races. Two rockets in rapid succession. His place of residence targeted. Either it's a coup, or a terrorist attack, or—
Beneath him, Mel gasps, "Look."
Silco follows her gaze. Tiny pink lights, like fireflies, float through the air. They suffuse the cityscape with a kaleidoscopic glaze. Then, with a series of pops and hisses, the lights erupt into fireworks. A spray of corkscrewing sparks. A dazzling, dizzying, disorienting dreamscape. 
Silco drags himself to his feet. Slowly, he approaches the balcony's railing. Mel, finding her feet, follows. Her shock is palpable.
Then it happens again.
A third rocket blasted skyward on a straight trajectory. The velocity peels it to nothing but a needle of smoke. At the top of the arc, the missile detonates. A bloom of cobalt explodes, a starburst of light.
Then, a cascade of blue teardrops.
Each one blooms in different patterns. Some spread with the slow-motion tendrils of a breath of frost on glass. Some erupt into a spray of butterflied shards. Others plume into a cloud of shimmering spangles.
The effect is hypnotic.
Each missile, when it is fired, has an intense familiarity. A single shot, a precise aim. Silco recognizes it in an instant.
Then he sees her.
Jinx.
She crouches, elfin, on an adjacent rooftop. Fishbones is slung over her shoulder, a sharklike silhouette. Her braids, wind-tossed, dance to separate tangents. Her face, tilted skyward, is a picture of glee. She watches the fireworks with a rapture so total, so triumphant, that Silco is struck still. His heart, in his throat, beats a drumroll. But what's most overwhelming is the sense of relief, because—
Jinx fires the last rocket. It arcs and detonates into a pyrotechnic delirium, umbrellas of brilliants color blooming open against the dark. The haze drifts back and forth. Jinx, her handiwork done, stands. A small, solitary silhouette, the moon washing over her like a baptismal tide.
Her head swivels. Her eyes lock with Silco's.
Her smile takes a shot and scores a direct hit.
In a blur, she is gone.
"Jinx," Silco breathes.
Mel, enfolding her arm through his, whispers, "Something Blue."
He stirs. "What?"
Mel's features, glossed in the radiant blue remnants, are soft. "It's the painting I sent Jinx. 'Something Blue.' It featured a panoramic view of Zaun. Bathed in blue, like the aftermath of a fireworks display. I chose the color with care. I wanted it to be the same hue as the Hex-Gates. But also to capture the shifting shades of Jinx's hair. I think I was hoping to convey a sense of homecoming." Mel's eyes lift to his. She smiles wistfully. "Now I realize that I was looking for the wrong hue. Jinx did a better job than I could've imagined."
"You—sent her a painting?"
"I did." Mel squeezes his arm. "I told her I'd like us to be a family. That I was hoping we could all belong. Together."
"I see." Silco's jaw flexes. "Did she reply?"
"She didn't have to."
Mel's stare returns to the sky, a dappled mosaic of lights. "I find booms to be a popular Zaunite mode of discourse."
Silco stays silent for a moment. Then, he dares a smile.
"You might," he says, "be on to something."
The fireworks fade, the glitter dissipating on the wind. Soon, all that's left is the lingering waft of gunpowder. And a city, brighter, somehow, in its glow.
Silco and Mel, side-by-side, contemplate the vista. 
Jinx's gift, for the world to see. And, in its own way, a sign.
Blue means forgiveness.
Blue means family.
Blue means home.
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34saveme34 · 23 days
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me seeing for the nth time people calling smg4 a content farm
look babes, just because you find the jokes in it cringe, it doesn't mean they're content farms
having memes that are gen alpha shit doesn't make it a content farm
a skibidi toilet episode didn't make them a content farm. Hell, skibidi toilet itself isn't even content farm related, it just became a target of it
making fnf episodes didn't make them a content farm either
just because they made episodes with things that were popular at the time, doesn't make them a content farm
HELL, I still like the skibidi toilet episode, I'll say it
content farms are so much more different, and I'm saying that as someone who used to into among us logic from uh, gametoons
which I know is a channel people like to call one, while I won't fully disagree, it did have better moments than an actual average content farm but it DID worse than smg4 and got progressively worse
genuinely, if you look at a lot of their among us logic videos, there's like a whole timeline of events in there, it's weirdly engaging, there's even like a rivalry between 2 men who both want the same man. And then there's all the [x]'s dark backstory.......... yeah. now that's closer to content farm style
content farms have this one thing that what I described previously and also something that smg4 doesn't have, and that's, for one, solely revolving around the media and adding nothing to it and also most of the working with the same concept each time. also making MANY videos on the SAME subject until the views start dropping. Skibidi toilet didn't even appear much on the channel like what, twice I think? maybe 3 times, I don't remember.
but yeah I think there's 2 types of content farms
the sensory type, you know the one, basically literally baby videos
and the plot rehash content farms, which will sometimes have more effort in them, not all the times though, so you might sometimes feel a little less weird about some of liking them
ah there's also lewd bait but I'm not gonna go into that. I think that might even be a whole different subject and not even a content farm
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pico-digital-studios · 2 months
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Into, Across and Beyond!: Shared Universe Mentions
So just yesterday, I got praise from @robovoidfrog for the inclusion of their character in IAB!, and I'm honestly chuffed to get this feedback! So through this post, I just wanted to talk about the prospect of the shared universe idea between this project, Funkinverse and the original Spider-Verse trilogy.
NOTE: None of the mentioned points are canon to either of the projects outside of IAB! unless stated otherwise.
So first off, as you saw through the aforementioned post, The X not only had a run-in with this project's Quill Society, but he also seems to be the most remotely aware of the nature of film fics based around Spider-Verse. A lot of these indeed kick off with that world's iconic hero dying and someone else having to take their mantle for them, which leads them into quite the whacky crossover situation.
In this continuity, some things are different for the Funkinverse storyline due to what goes on with the base FNF universe here. For instance:
Boyfriend died long before through the events of Mario's Madness, and a universal reboot is what gave way to Benjamin.
Though, like in canon, BF's WI and Twinsomnia incarnations are generation counterparts in the base FNF universe, they're also separate counterparts in Funkinverse (Twinsomnia's BF being Brooke's little son).
Softie/Benjamin Fairest's counterpart in Funkinverse is separate to the one who's linked to IAB!'s FNF universe.
As Benjamin had befriended several of the other BFs and GFs (those from B-Sides, D-Sides, Neo, Minus, B3 and Arrow Funk specifically), any of those that are linked to the Funkin' Society are quick to understand after Cam's hostilities that Salty's in the right for aiming to save his legal guardians from The X and quickly switch sides against Agent Blueballs' ideals for canon events.
The Sky counterpart encountered by the Funkin' Gang is a more hostile variant compared to ErrorSky, who changed her ways after enough time.
As mentioned above, The X was successfully detained and neutralised by the Quill Society post-Funkinverse, but the fact that it took FOUR of its members to detain him, compared to just two (Pana and SS!Amy) detaining Speedy in his Chaos Emerl guise, speaks volumes of how he is indeed a threat on par with The Spot and Crimtake.
As Beyond the Spider-Verse isn't out yet, we still don't know whether or not The Spot was successfully beaten.
Sunday ending up with protanopia after their encounter with The X didn't sail well with Carol, Benjamin OR Grace, hence why Benjamin calls him out on it. To think it was all because of a little disagreement about breakfast foods.
The Childhood Memories universe canonically NEVER encountered the Corruption (which is apparently a canon thing, according to Agent Blueballs), and even if it did show up, it'd never effect any of the children's shows. Yeah, get lost, Pibby kids.
In the IAB! continuity, Lexi Robin ended up defecting from the Funkin' Society after seeing just how wrong everything is, and she was rooting for the Funkin' Gang and Benjamin's crew from the sidelines.
After Cam's clash with Benjamin, Soft Pico and Neo GF (their original counterparts) sided with Benjamin in a bid to get their boyfriends back out of the Funkin' Society and back to doing the right thing in general.
Identically to Funkinverse, there's a lone repeat customer that the therapist of the bunch dislikes. For Funkinverse, it's the Boyfriend/Keith from Earth-666 (I Can't Sleep) who Softie dislikes, whereas in IAB!, CD Alt Ending Sonic's disliked repeat customer is Charlie (the Sonic from the god-awful "Sonic 2 Lost Prototype" fangame). That said, he does try to bear with the guy's emotional turmoil, though the other major therapist of the Quill Society, Sara, seems to have caught on as well.
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In terms of the Gangs' members having possible canon interactions:
Miles, Salty and OMT!Tails would definitely help learn from each other on how to better protect their respective worlds, and also find solace in the fact that they were all treated as anomalies at different points.
Peter B., Brooke and CR!Sonic would be the doting dads after their first outings and talk quite a bit about their sons/daughters.
Gwen, SNS GF and OMT!Mina would be a sort of comfort group to each other, considering their rough pasts and how broken each one is deep down. Gwen, having been most successful thus far, would definitely be the beacon of light girl the other two clearly need.
Noir, Toon BF and Mini Sonic would interact quite a bit about the Rubik's Cubes that they were given as souvenirs, and their different reasons for admiring the cubes.
Spider-Ham, Mobian BF and Mr. Needlemouse are definitely the kind to goof around with their cartoon antics. That said, with the lattermost being the biggest prick, he is prone to being called out for it by the other two, though barely giving a care about it.
Peni, Aloe and EX!Alice are the tech geeks of their respective dimensions and would love sharing their robot-building (maintaining, in Aloe's case) knowledge with each other.
Hobie and the D-Sides versions of BF and Mighty would find common ground in their ideals of screwing over intended consistencies and going their own way in life.
Pavitr, Golden BF and Black Knight Amy would have a way with each other being the naïve newcomers of their respective teams, and BK!Amy, harbouring the most experience, can share some tips for her companions.
The Sonias and CR!Manik would be happy to look after Mayday and Twinsomnia BF, due to them both being toddlers. Them being children sporting superpowers makes it click more.
Margo, Boom, Nicole and Nine could bond from their computer-based knowledge, and the majority could also aim to lift Nine's spirits if he's feeling a bit down.
So that's pretty much the basic gist of things. Another few tidbits:
Of those instigating the canon events, between four candidates: - Melanie / MP (the kid pictured below), despite having tried this himself, didn't do it willingly, and was forced into it by so-called "superiors" who got the short end of the stick big time from Nitro, even after their passing made it look like they could get away with it. - Miguel and Agent Blueballs, despite their cruel methods, at least have good intentions in mind for their approach, but go about it the wrong ways that alienate those around them. - Lost Memory Sonic is the only one of these four to stoop lower than the others would've done, and actually tries DESTROYING universes to maintain the status quo.
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Of the major protagonists between the three universes, OMT!Tails is the only one that's rarely had to use his nanomachine gear to disguise his identity with. That said, he has used it when he visited the dimension of the Hues of Metal (Dimension HoM-2023), and the suit's robotic sheen actually FOOLED the robots. At least, until LM!Sonic was driven away from their base (apparently for, as Rocket Metal put it, being a stereotypical Australian tourist).
In the above point's case, Metallix is the one to catch out OMT!Tails when they're alone, though is ultimately overpowered... from OMT!Tails mentioning that a certain web series isn't officially canon, causing Metallix to go poof from existence. Again.
Despite being a supposed "canon event", Sonic.EXEs are surprisingly quite rare to see in universes that aren't meant to have them, like with the Corruption, Darkness and Venom Symbiotes. That said, the first documented case of one showing up in a Sonic universe in the Quill Society logs is in the Sonic Robo Blast 2 dimension (Dimension SRB-1998), a universe that doesn't even have a canon appearance of the demonic entity.
After "Rivals' Madness" (my unofficial expansion/sequel to Mario's Madness/Vs. Sonic.exe (RERUN)), several of the worlds encountered are their own universes, so the characters within are not solely bound as digital slaves to Ultra M, Xenophanes OR 2011!X.
Related to the above, pretty much all the major cast of FNF ended up dealing with the mess of Ultra M and Xeno in that one adventure, most of which put up with one enemy each; Sophie from Left Behind for Tankman, Mr. L, X.nes and Requital for Pico (the lattermost he fights again later), Stranger for Skid and Pump, OMT for Mommy/Martha Mearest, Awe's Chromophobiac for Senpai, and NMI (No More Innocence) for Daddy/Daniel Dearest.
There are alternate versions of Heaven AND Hell in the IAB! multiverse that aren't solely bound by the Christian bible's depictions. For instance, there's a genuinely friendly community in my version of Hell, which an alternate version of Benjamin dubbed "Keith" discovers after his passing.
Akin to @thestrongestjewel's Eepytale, the Frisk, Chara and Asriel of the IAB! continuity have been living together for some time, albeit independently from adoptive parents like Toriel. Kris also spends some time with them as the biggest sibling of the group, akin to their role in @akanemnon's Twin Runes series.
The full list of those lives lost to the "canon event" theory are as follows:
OMT!Sonic, OMT!Vanilla and OMT!Sally (OMT!Tails)
Uncle Chuck (Crossover Realm Sonic and Extraterrestrial Encounter Sonic)
Sonic and Tails (OMT!Mina)
Caffrin (EX!Alice)
Marc Smith (Nitro; he couldn't even avert this in the Rewritten universe)
Sonic (Antho and Mobiverse Tails)
Amy (ChaosIIUniverse Sonic and Sonia)
ALL of his friends (Hog)
Silver (Lost Memory Sonic)
Tails and Amy (CD Alt Ending Sonic)
The original Boyfriend and Girlfriend (via the original FNF universe's events that led to its rewrite)
Cassandra (both from a tactic Pico pulled to end his school's terrorism early in the new timeline, and for good following the Corruption's events)
Proto Man/Blues (alongside Wily, Bass and Treble) (Mega Man/Rock; these four lost their lives to a rogue Zero build who remains shut down to this day)
For now, that's all I can really discuss. Took me some time to think about all the stuff I could mention here. Until the next post, have a great day/night!
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darkcanid19 · 2 years
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Regarding the last reblog I just wanna clarify a few things for those curious about what the fuck is going on/what i was referring to:
Yes, sonic.exe is bad and always has been - the original at least. It’s perfectly okay and we all laugh about it constantly. The thing is that it’s getting sidewinded by all these people that are assuming things based on “previous events” (ie: sans aus, let’s be honest) and the fact that sonic.exe made a resurgance because of FNF. TLDR: don’t make fun of people who actually enjoy it and make content out of it. We’re just having fun! I’ll keep the long version under the cut.
CONTROVERSY is real and always is with any fandom. I think the biggest ones are regarding r/vie and the hate centered around Curse, a perfectly harmless exe OC.
- Redarding r/vie: They were the original director of the FNF sonic.exe mod and owned Faker, another exe OC. Unfortunately, she was outed to be a groomer and all around asshole and manipulator. More info on that can probably be found if you simply Google it. R/vie was removed from the staff team, thankfully, and Faker’s segment in the mod was also taken down. Because of the situation, however, tons of people are attacking OC creators over the fact that their OC has a “faker” form and is either replacing or just flat out copying a controversal character. This is mostly not the case and is the source of a lot of heat within the fandom.
-Regarding Curse: As stated above, Curse is an OC that gets their creator a lot of harassment over them being, quote, “not scary”, “delibertely cute”, “lgbt”, etc. This sucks a lot because Curse is, in fact, a very harmless OC that was just the creator having fun and doing what they want. A lot of the hate comes from “fans” that only take joy from bland characters that follow the basic exe formula of being scary. Their comments are in no way justified and half of them are just extremely homophobic/transphobic.
SHIPPING is also a thing and is NOT afraid to hide itself, but that’s perfectly okay. The most popular one circulating around the internet is EndlessCycles, a ship between Lord X and Majin and brought forth by @/Little_Geecko on Twitter (whose AUs and art is absolutely fantastic and adorable). Many fans are claiming this is ruining sonic.exe, but in all honesty, again, we’re just having fun and minding our own business. Hell, even I ship my own exe (Xalderax) with Xenophanes and I have the time of my life with it. 
The main issues surrounding this fandom are just assholes who like to make everything about them and harrass harmless people. If you don’t like what we have to offer, kindly turn around and focus on something you somehow enjoy. No one deserves to be sent death threats or any hurtful comments over something as simple as their OC being trans, LGBT in general, or “not scary”. Just come out and say you’re homophobic already.
Sorry for the rant, I’ve just been seeing so many things around in all spaces and I needed to get a few things off my chest. Take this as you will; a rant, an infopost, whatever. I’m just tired of seeing people getting hurt over something this stupid.
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pony-central · 5 months
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Berserk Button List (Updated)
As TV Tropes states, a Berserk Button is described as "someone who appears normal. But, one small mistake leads said person to go into an unstoppable rage".
This list has been updated with new characters added
Sick PonyCentral
Any mention of Purity Senpai sends her into Anger Mode. She will shoot a powerful beam of red energy that will end up bursting a hole through your roof. She also gave him several concussions during her time at the PTIAFTC
Insulting her sister will end up with you possibly ending up in the hospital
Don't call her "Sickly Kayleigh". You will regret it instantly
If you say that purple is the worst colour, expect to lose a tooth
Talking to her about her dad will result in her setting your house on fire
Never talk shit about her green pizza
SpongeBob SickPants is a major Berserk Button to her
Don't insult Disney in front of her. She will kill you
Also don't make fun of her weight. She will not take it too lightly
Naughty PonyCentral
Saying that her x Nathan Files is a zoo ship will end up with you in the hospital, or dead
If you argue with Nathan, she will blow a hole in the roof of your house
Nathan's late father was a massive Berserk Button for her
Sick BF
Anything involving Senpai. Sick Boyfriend even kicked Senpai in the nuts due to the beef they have with each other
Don't compare him to the Bubbly Bikini Boatin Sick Boyfriend. He will beat the shit out of you
Being stuck in the same room as Senpai triggers Sick BF's anger levels. He also threatened to kill him at one point
Both of his parents are a Berserk Button, considering how his dad straight up abandoned him for 13 years. His mum had also sent him to a school where he was bullied frequently
Subverted with Pollyanna, who was his ex-bully
Whenever someone makes fun of DrugFriend, Sick Boyfriend will snap at them
Flappy Bird always makes Sick Boyfriend swear like crazy
Having the WiFi router disconnected will send him into a violent state
Sick Girlfriend is also one to him, and she still is at this point
Don't insult jawbreakers in front of him, considering the fact that they make his teeth bleed whenever he takes a full bite out of one
Don't steal his potato chips
DrugFriend
Don't insult his cooking
Saying that Taco Bell is the worst place to eat will cause DrugFriend to kill you, as he did so with a gang of thugs who insulted the restaurant
Among Us is one Berserk Button for DrugFriend. He once played as a Crewmate, and he had a rage-quitting moment where he smashed his computer
Anything that involves the danger of his friends
Don't steal his beanie
Freund XML
Dare to insult his hometown and you will be met with a knife to your shins
If you state that FNF is cringe as hell, he will beat the crap out of you
If you lie to him, he will shout the F word at you in a blind rage
Insulting his family is a big no no
Trying to do therapy with him while talking ABOUT his dead mum will result in him slamming his hands on the table
Don't hurt his girlfriend in any way, or make her cry. He will kill you
Nathan Files/Naughty Boyfriend
Haters
His dead dad was one to him
If you insult his girlfriend (Naughty PonyCentral), or cause her to cry, expect Nathan to kick you in the stomach until you throw up your lunch
Having a pizza delivered late to his house will make him very impatient
Georgia NoLastName was one to him prior to the events of LAFB The Sequel
PonyCentral
Cobalt Bee is a massive Berserk Button for her. PonyCentral will NOT hesitate to give CB a verbal warning to leave her the fuck alone, while holding a grudge against the bee
Don't say that the ice cream machine at McDonald's is broken. She will scream into a pillow
Don't make her mad, due to her autism
Whatever you do, DO NOT BRING UP HER CONTROVERSY. She will block you immediately
Don't give her any cardboard boxes. You will regret it
Boyfriend
If you steal his Donut Stash, then he will shout and/or swear at you
Him losing a rap battle is no big deal. But if you kiss his girlfriend, then you're on thin ice
Telling Girlfriend his secrets will result in him giving you a death glare
Cave Boyfriend/Dee Dee Warnings
If you're a transphobic person, CBF will kill you
Saying that they should be a boy instead of a transgender icon will result in you being arrested
Rufus Cole/Young Boyfriend
Insult strawberry ice cream, and you will have your legs broken
Heck, even stating that VANILLA ice cream is better will result in your fingers being bent the wrong way
Deny him a Happy Meal, and he will punch you in the face
Baxter Wow/BF Wow
Vance. Just Vance.
If you insult his singing voice, he will beat you up
Burn his fries, and you will lose your lives
Evan Barsham/YBS Boyfriend
Making him late to school will get you arrested
YourBoySponge is one for him for no reason whatsoever
Leave a funeral or a wedding, and he will swear at you
Freundin's Berserk Button is losing a rap battle
Sick Patrick
Don't call him tubby
Stating that he can't date Sick PonyCentral will result in him beating you up
Also, deny him a Krabby Patty, and you will end up going to the dentist
Insulting Sick PonyCentral results in him insulting you back
FNF Convict Boyfriend
He will devour your soul if you insult his species
Being a jerk to him will result in him enslaving mankind
Corruption Insanity Evil Boyfriend
Don't mock his species. He will kill you
Demon DrugFriend in general despite having a decent friendship with him
Sleep during a rap battle, and he sings aggressively. Interrupting him is what gets him to start swearing at you
DDTO Boyfriend
The DDLC girls in general
Call him worthless ends with his microphone up your butt
Dave Sides/D Side Sick Boyfriend
Insulting yellow causes him to lash out at you
Calling him ugly will result in him killing you or beating you up
Benedict Gumballs/Popsicle Boyfriend
Sick Boyfriend trying to eat him is a Berserk Button for him
Don't forget to give him his spare gumball eyes. You will regret it if you don't
Grayson Humerus/SpingeBill Boyfriend
Don't call him crazy. He will attack you
Don't steal his hat. You will end up dead
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biancatronic · 2 years
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Yes I am aware of the bullshit that involves the whole fnf hypno lullaby team, but now as the mod is incomplete (two songs are missing 👉 animations and game over screens and a week of shitpost) and yes I will do the fnf doodles this month lullaby X Reader, with mod headcannons and events, and different timeline depending on the X Reader character, so wait.
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omnidemidisaster · 2 years
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Things in fics I should clarify
Cassette girl's name in fics will be now Violet
Ross, Kevin, and Jack will still be related in my fics
Characters in fics that have s/o's from previous series ( Such as Girlfriend and Boyfriend or Nigel and Lizzie ) will be acknowledged and might be written depending. Though if written, the s/o's will either be former partners and/or good friends
Plot from series will be included as canon ( Aka things like the FNF time line, picos school events, things like that)
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New series clarifications
In KND fics/headcanons, there will be zero smut. Nothing. Zilch.
Attempted canon to fic will happen but I'm still watching KND
For mandela catalogue, there will not be any character x alternates
Also Mark x Cesar will not be a thing. I personally ship it a little but to respect Alex's wishes there won't be Mark x Cesar fics. Though Mark and Cesar fics will happen in platonic situations. ( Ex: Sleepovers, game nights, fun things like that
As if right now, Jonah x Adam fics will be there though, so expect Jonadam fics lol
Attempted Gabriel x alternate/reader will happen but I'm not used to Gabriel
Alternates x Readers will try to happen but I won't guarantee it will be good ( Though I'm already confident in any Six/Intruder x Reader fics lol )
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floragators · 2 years
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Bombloop is here
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Ah yes my ultimate crack comfort otp GF x Whitty!! I made this because it was valentines day in Brazil which was made in June 12 and the owner of a server made it an event so i joined in :3
I was practicing with poses, shading, and this fnf pen from ibis paint and BOY DO I LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT!! AAAA I FEEL VERY PROUD <33
As usual don’t judge just because it’s not your canon ship, I’m just having harmless fun with a ship featuring my two comfort characters as a couple :))
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fandomsoda · 1 year
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Bro imagine if the X-Event FNF mod had better songs.
it’s alright as is but I definitely wish the tracks were better
and that they didn’t completely butcher Ink’s characterization for the fiftieth time in a row
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nightmarearian · 2 years
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Other Fandoms I'm in but Not Currently Brainrotting About
Free to talk about these, though! Things bolded are a current interest.
+ Pokemon - Silver, Blue/Green Oak, Submas, Piers, Cyrus, Volkner, Larry, Arven, Atticus & Giacomo/Team Star
+ HADES - Hypnos, Ares
+ MHA - [Where do I watch this please help] Bakugou, Shinsou, Shiggy/LOV, 
- Voltron - Keith (+ BoM)
+ Danganronpa - Togami, Nagito, Kokichi (I need more Antag wholesome relationships), Kazuichi
+ Undertale - Nightmare, Bad Sanses (Horror, Killer, Dust, & Cross at minimum), Fell/Red
+ Assassination Classroom - Asano
+ FNF - Agoti & Tabi
+ CRK - Dark Cacao (& Choco), Licorice, Red Velvet, Crunchy Chip, (lil bit of Lilac)
+ Haikyuu - Tsuki, Yaku
+ Demon Slayer - Sanemi, bit of Tengen & Obani, Akaza (x Kokushibou)
+ FNAF (Security Breach) - Monty, Moon(drop)
+ Promised Neverland - Ray
+ ATLA - Zuko, Azula
+ Little Nightmares - No Specifics
+ Harry Potter - Draco
+ Percy Jackson - Nico de Angelo 
+ Hollow Knight - Grimm, THK? Kinda. SILKSONG-
+ Inscryption - PO3, Uberbots
+ Owl House - Hunter I still trying to find a place to watch this help
+ OMORI - Kel?
+ Arcane: Viktor, Jinx. Give me more feral viktor
+ EOH - Rebels & Wonderlandians
+ Monkey Kid [Except I've never watched it but absorb enough media to get some events in line. Where can I watch it help.] - Shadowpeach, Spicynoodles, Macaque, Redson (kinda?)
+ HxH - Feitan
+ Genshin Impact - Kaeya, Childe Dainsleif, the Khaenri’ah/Abyss boys in general.
+ Aib - Niragi (in a headcannon way that’s removed from how the actual character is), Chishiya
+ Rottmnt -Donnie
- Transformers - Soundwave (& cassettes), Shockwave
- Hazbin - Vox (see Niragi^), Husk
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bimboothefool · 15 days
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Finally posted the projects list, so I kinda wanna give some general updates on projects like So This is Love and We Keep It Funkin.
So This is Love’s first chapter is finally being written down, might publish the first draft in full or a snippet of the first draft. If anyone wants it, I’ll probably up a poll later no promises, but other than that. The general timeline is getting actual work done to it along with side stories with the characters that essentially just adds romantic and explores the romantic relationships within the story. As for the events, I’ll probably have that as its own book so that way it’s not clogging up the main storyline. There will be illustrations sprinkled throughout the chapters including the side stories and maybe just maybe the event stories. I really wanna challenge myself creatively with this project, especially since the first iterations of the project didn’t have those. With that, it’s pretty much all the updates I’ve got for this silly twst fic.
Now onto We Keep It Funkin’ (FNF x Reader) think of this story project as a fanfic demo for the full ass game. a very scaled down project compared to So This is Love, but will have illustrations too. Right now I’m working on the plot and how it’ll play out. Like So This is Love it’s another revamped project, even if this project is on a smaller scale I definitely want it to be far better in writing quality than its previous iteration. Because rereading those chapters was r o u g h… I was even onto Senpai’s week before dropping it all together because ✨self doubt & burnout✨ yeah it very much burned me out and I wasn’t having much fun just churning out those chapters. Hopefully this time it’ll be a lot more fun and less stressful.
Alright that’s all the updates I’ve got for now, until then see ya on the flipside!
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maddnes-cringebat · 2 months
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Side note I'd absolutely love to do an FNF mod on Underverse (and it would work as an extension of the X-Event mod with its own story and bosses) but that would require a fantastic understanding of a lot of Undertale AUs and I'm lazy
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