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YANDERE ANIME CHARACTERS X Female!READER!
Auther note - my simp ass just had this thought of making a yandere headcanons hehe!(^～^;)ゞ
Warning:- Dark themes, Mention of abuse, Female Reader , Random anime characters!
Kisuke Urahara :-
• You two met when you and Rukia went to get Rukia's order.
• Since you and Rukia gave your power to Ichigo it makes easier for him to kidnap you.
• He usually calls you ‘Doll’ and ‘Baby girl’.
• He manages to convince you that he just wants the best for you.
• You eventually warmed up to him and started loving him back.
• He usually watches Disney movies with you, your favourite one is the lion king.
• He doesn't lock you up in room, but stalks you when he's even a little suspicious.
• When someone tries to flirt with you they ‘Mysteriously’ disappear next day.
Hisoka Morow:-
• I feel like hisoka would be a possesive and obsessive yandere.
• Also, i don't think he would hit his darling unless he just snapped or got too mad at her escape attempts.
• If he has you locked up, no one could ever save you even gon or killua can't save you.
• You'd have to eventually accept your fate.
• Once you accept his love, he would let you have some more freedom but will never let you out by yourself.
Kakashi Hatake:-
• Kakashi is a possesive yandere.
• Even after being so possesive, he would NEVER EVER hit his darling.
• Because he has lost so many people's in his life, he would do almost anything or everything to protect you.
• He'd definitely keep you locked up in your house because liks he said “It's for your own good” (ofcourse you're hokage's darling)
• He will never force his love on you (he's a sweet yandere afterall).
• You'll eventually fall in love with his sweetness.
Kai Chisaki (Overhoul):-
• Super possesive (You already know lol).
• He may even hit his S/o if she try to escape. She tried to climp the window? Well, she better run!
• She and Eri would also get close, like mother and daughter.
• When the hero's went to save Eri, they'd tried to save you as well.
• During the battle vs hero's, he'd try to save you more than he'd try to save Eri.
• During his stay in the tartus he'd only think about you and only you.
• If he escapes, you better run because he will do anything to find you.
Light Yagami (Kira):-
• He'd kidnap you after a week or two of knowing you.
• He'd do anything he can to make sure L and Misa don't find out who you are.
• When you first saw him, you thought there is no way in hell that he's kira, but after knowing him better you realised that he was the mastermind behind all the murders.
• He'll be most possesive of them all, trust me!
• He keeps you on his basement and checks on you every day.
• He says he is only doing it to keep you safe.
• He whispers words like “I love you Y/n” Or “You'll soon fall for me too”. (Well, he isn't wrong, is he?)
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Can I please get yandere headcanons for Urahara and Aizen from Bleach?
Going for Kisuke since I have another Aizen request in the inbox
Kisuke is a pretty chill yandere, tbh. Imagine Gojo but less condescending and less likely to outright kidnap his Darling. With his scientific skills he doesn't really have to, since he can just surveil them and constantly track where they are. He likes to peep in on them as a pastime.
Whenever they're in danger, he can just arrive to take care of the threat and then tend to his Darling. If they're badly injured he feels bad about letting them get hurt, but he also uses it as an opportunity to keep his Darling at his place while they recover. He's as manipulative as Aizen sometimes but without the god complex lol
He'll try to romance them normally and if they reject him, it doesn't bother him too much. He still can watch over them from afar and with his surveillance, and he even thinks of situations he can set up to give into his desire for them without being blatant about it. He'll make an aphrodisiac drug (that he says is a prototype for a Valentine's Day item for couples) and "accidentally" expose himself and Darling to it on the same day he invites them over for an innocuous task like having lunch, delivering something to him, etc. That way he and Darling will both have their inhibitions lowered and Darling won't be culpable for anything if they still don't want a relationship with him afterward.
Is a tease but also a giver. His oral skills are top tier and he loves lazily fingering or tonguefucking Darling until they're begging him to let them cum and their legs are shaking. He also likes to receive a bit of loving as well, but he focuses on his Darling first and foremost.
Once he's in a relationship with his Darling, he doesn't really get jealous. He may get protective, but that's only after a genuine scare where Darling is put in danger and he isn't able to stop it without them getting injured. While they're recovering at his place, he doesn't like it when they try to go out somewhere without him and he'll specifically use painkillers and healing techniques that keep them more sedated so they're less likely to leave before he thinks they're ready.
Even before he makes his feelings known, he sometimes accidentally lets it on by how casually touchy he gets with them: a playful boop to their nose, brushing their cheek, looks that last a moment too long, etc. He wants to subtly test the waters to see how they might react to the idea of doing things like that with him.
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Aizen: Ichigo if something happens to Urahara, I am here for you
Urahara: what's going to happen to me ?!
Aizen: you may walk into your lab one day, and never come back !
Ichigo drinking his juice nervously
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Can you please do possessive/ jealous souske hc with female humans reader please?
Possessive and jealous Aizen with a female human reader.
Starring: Aizen Sosuke x f!reader;
Format: head canons;
Warnings: jealousy and slight yandere behavior, possessiveness, marking the partner, mention to sexual intercourse but nothing descriptive, mention to murder, kind of toxic relationship, slight choking.
Plot: how would a possesive and jealous Aizen act with his female human girlfriend?
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• The moment his eyes landed on you, he knew he would have never let you go. Why? Not only you are the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his whole life, but your human nature makes you vulnerable. What kind of man would he be if he let his little doe all alone, where other men and his enemies could harm you or simply look at you?
• Aizen is the kind of man who wants everyone to know who you belong to. He does not think that resting his hand on the small of your back as two walk together is a sign of weakness. A powerful man, a god, always has a sweet, lovely girl by his side anyway. He therefore tends to show you off and makes it loud and clear that you are his property. If his arm is not settled on the small of you back, he grasps your hand and gently brushes his thumb on the back of yours.
• If he needs to call a reunion with his underlings, you are obviously going to attend it too. Do not expect to have a chair and sit on it comfortably. His lap is your chair and his hands will constantly hold your hips as you sit on him.
• If he catches a human man, a shinigami or a mere arrancar staring at you for way too long, approximately five seconds, there is a high possibility you are never going to see them ever again. Forever. Maybe in a cemetery.
• “I trust you blindly, my dear. You see, it’s them I don’t trust” he whispers, sipping on his tea on a lazy sunday morning, as you start to question him about what is wrong. You can see his jealousy and the urge to touch you, to hold you close and own you are dripping from his words.
• Intimacy is hellfire with him. He is an attentive lover and would never hurt you, unless you want him to. Yet, bitemarks and hickeys are now a permanent tattoo on your cleavage and neck. He loves to stare at them in the aftermath and watching people react to them as you walk around is absolutely delightful. The shit-eating grin on his face seems to scream “Yes, I did them”.
• He is not very fond in visiting the world of the livings and he would rather have you in Las Noches all the time. However, he knows you have a life. Working and studying to fulfill your duties and persue a career are valuable things to him too and he does not mind you spending your time in those activies. But he is your shadow. A colleague talks to you way too much? Oh, dear, he won’t even bother calling Gin to take care of him. He personally cuts him into smithereens, pieces too small to be put back together. A man buys you a coffee? Ah, some venom is going to be poured into his one.
• He does not forbid you to talk to people, but he loathes it when you talk to Kisuke Urahara. Do not even glance in his direction.
• He loves you genuinely, there is not denying it, but once he might have scared you a little bit. He was in the world of the livings with you, when he heard the local theatre would have hosted a company of shakespearean actors. The tragedy of “Othello” would have been presented and he bought two tickets for you.
• Throughout the time, he had his eyes on you. You were already pretty shocked as the play unraveled under your wary eyes, until his fingers glided over your throat and wrapped around it in a firm grip. It was tight but not enough to hurt you. Your breath hitched in your throat, his breath fanning your earlobe as your eyes were transfixed on the tragic scene before you. Othello had strangled his loyal wife, Desdemona, out of jealousy.
• “I do believe you got the message, darling. You are mine. The last thing I want is having to strangle you in our bed out of a rumor about your loyalty” he darkly whispered, making you gulp down nervously.
• Regarding the way you sleep, he usually wraps his arm around your waist and buries his face onto the crook of your neck. This way you cannot escape his grip. You are his, how many times does he have to remind you of that?
• Going to the beach is kind of a problem. He does not forbid you to wear bikinis, but he definitely glares at every male around you through his sunglasses. Man on a mission: the real shark is on the beach, not in the ocean.
Tags: @stygianoir
Author note.
Hello there! Woah, I took care of a request and I am kind of proud of this piece. I will probably take care of Urahara’s NSFW ALPHABET next. If you want to be tagged, comment below.
Likes, comments and re-posts are appreciated❤️
#aizen sosuke x reader#aizen x reader#aizen smut#aizen x y/n#bleach x reader#bleach aizen#sosuke aizen x reader#aizen sosuke smut#aizen x you
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This is based off an ask that @what-is-shame sent me!! I deleted the original ask sorry but I hope you like this one!!! I finished earlier than expected but heads up its not edited at all so there may be mistakes!
TW: This is a Yandere Fic with sensitive subject matter! Please don't read if that stuff bothers you! MINORS DNI
Yandere!Shinji Hirako
You were the right person at the wrong time.
Shinji had met you before everything went wrong in his life. Before he became a Vizard, before he was exiled, before Aizen had betrayed him and turned him into a monster.
He had wanted to marry you. The biggest mistake of his life had been putting off asking for your parents blessing. He knew he couldn't trust his lieutenant and wanted to keep you as safe as possible. If he had made you his bride it would've just put a bigger target on his back.
So he waited and then missed his chance. For two hundred miserable years he had mourned the loss of what could have been, but he tried so hard to bury all those feelings of regret. His friends needed a leader and he couldn't afford to let himself be overcome with grief.
The former Captain was a smart man, he knew that you'd move on eventually and so he tried to as well. But it all felt so empty without you. He could flirt all he wanted and charm women with cheap lies, but his true first love would always be you.
But then an actual miracle happened.
Aizen had been defeated. Kisuke's plan had worked. Ichigo had come out on top.
And Shinji could return to the soul society.
None of that was what the miracle had been though. It was the fact that you, his perfect angel, had actually waited all this time for him to return. You had faith he'd come back to you.
"I ain't the same man I used to be," he had explained full of regret, "I wasn't faithful, I wasn't strong enough to get revenge, I'm just a mons-!"
You had hushed him with a kiss, the touch of your sweet lips making him feel like a man dying of thirst getting to drink water for the first time in years.
"I don't care about any of that, I just wanted you back and that's all that matters to me."
Shinji loved you. And he wasn't going to waste any time, he wasn't going to have any damn regrets. He was going to marry you. But you're old school. Always have been. Eloping wasn't an option you were willing to entertain.
"Shinji, come on, let's just do this the right way. Ok?"
And damn him he couldn't tell you no.
"Fuck this," his hollow hissed bitterly in his mind, "Permission? Who needs that shit?"
You do. For once, he was going to do right by you.
"We never should've fuckin' left her here in the first place. The right thing would've been to just take her."
He couldn't argue with that. But he knew you'd never abandon your family, they meant to much to you. That's why he needed them to approve of the marriage. Then you would be his family and everything would finally be perfect...
"No! Never! I'd never hand my daughter over to a monster like you!"
Ya, of course shit wouldn't go his way.
"When has it ever, moron?"
Your father and mother were less than enthused when he came knocking on their door. They weren't exactly huge fans of his to begin with, but he had been a Captain and status like that would've put your family up in the soul society. Foolishly he had thought regaining his title would have held some merit but now...
Future dad-in-law was spewing out obscenities, saying he was some kind of demon that had ruined his precious daughter, meanwhile future mom-in-law was just inconsolable, crying that you were throwing your life away on someone like Shinji. Again.
"She almost died when you had gone and turned yourself into a disgusting hollow-"
Like I would've done that on purpose you moron...
"Then she actually WAITED on the likes of you! So many good suitors tossed aside for a man who gave up his humanity! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST STAYED GONE!?"
One would have thought Shinji had been a saint the way he just sat there and took all that verbal abuse. He'd have to thank Hiyori later, she had been great practice.
"Just kill 'em already. No one can stop us. No one can take her from us."
No. He could do this. He could sit there and take everything on the chin if it meant he could finally have you. Then of course, your mother had to go and finally contribute something other than her sobs...
"We have to marry her off to that Nobleman! Before it's too late!"
That makes Shinji more nervous than any of the meaningless insults or threats your father shouted ever could. Marry you off? To someone else? No. If they wanted to have you wed to some rich asshole then they should have done it when they had the chance! They can't just take you from him-!
They won't.
It's not his smartest move. Shinji did pride himself on being a careful guy, someone that wouldn't loose his cool easily but...
Sakashima Yokoshima Happofusagari
He watches the chaos unfold. He thinks the noises are the worst part. The knife meeting your dad's stomach, the wet sounds the stabbing makes, the sound of your mom's skull hitting the floorboard over and over again. That loud crack echoing in his ears.
His hollow, howling with laughter in his mind. "Ya did it! You crazy sonovabitch! Ya actually did it! Way to make a fuckin' mess!"
Shinji didn't have time for regret though. Not when he heard the way you screamed at the sight of your parents bloodied corpses.
No amount of trying to console you sufficed either.
"Get away from me! How could you do this!?"
What was he supposed to say? They were gonna take you from me? He's only one man. After two centuries of living without you, finally getting you back and then being threatened with loosing you... It could drive anyone mad...
He feels like his body is moving on auto pilot. Shinji is grabbing you rougher than he ever has, and is tying you up, not in the hot ways he has always dreamed of either, and taking you back to his private quarters. Thankfully, he had the sense to knock you out. He doesn't think his heart could take you calling him a monster.
This wasn't the way he pictured carrying you bridal style into his home. Fuck, this wasn't how he wanted this to go down... setting you down on the mats he caresses your cheek, wiping away stray tears.
Shinji knew this wouldn't come back to haunt him. The new head captain, Kyoraku Shunsui, was a shadier man than that old geezer before him had been. He'd let the Vizard get away with having murdered your parents, and even allow him to keep you tucked away from the rest of the world.
Realistically, no one would come to your aid. He wasn't glad that this was how he resorted to keeping you with him though.
"Shuddup, you whiny idiot! We finally have our bride!"
Laying back on the mats with you, and staring at your passed out face, Shinji's heart finally breaks when he realizes the dark truth.
"Yer the idiot," he hisses, "She's never going to be our bride. Just our prisoner."
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Read a few pages
Walking over to one of the tables in the room, your gaze wandered over all of the papers. You felt a little overwhelmed by all of the papers.
Jumping as a loud thud rang out into the mostly quiet cabin. You quickly turned around and sighed just seeing a book that fell off the table.
Walking over to the book, you picked up the thick novel. It didn’t seem to have any title.
Running your fingertips over the leather cover you wrapped your fingers around it and turned. You watched as the book open revealing what looked to be an index for this house.
(Some of the links for the bigger fandoms couldn't fit all here, so just click on the name and it'll take you to its own master list)
Anime
One Piece
Golden Kamuy
Hetalia / 2p Hetalia
Bleach
Yandere Aizen with a chubby Darling (Headcanon / EDITED)
Yandere Ryuken Ishida headcanon (EDITED)
Yandere Kisuke Urahara Kisses (Headcanon / NSFW-y / EDITED)
Yandere Ichigo cuddling with his Darling (Headcanon / EDITED)
Yandere Kisuke Urahara headcanons (NSFW-y / EDITED)
Demon slayer
One punch man
Most likely to least likely to give their S/O an aphrodisiac (headcanon / Sweet mask, Fubuki, Garou / NSFW / EDITED)
Garou, Fubuki, and Zombieman Darling want to play the Pocky game (Headcanon / EDITED)
Haikyuu
Nanbaka
Hunter x Hunter
My Hero Academia
FMA/Fullmetal Alchemist
A conversation about Greed being a yandere
Jujutsu Kaisen
Toji with a sassy plus-sized Darling (Headcannon / EDITED)
Poly Yandere Gojo and Geto with an S-grade sorcerer reader (Headcannon / EDITED)
Ouran highschool host club
Dress Up Darling
The Apothecary Diaries
The Ancient Magus' Bride
JJBA / Jojo's Bizzare Adventures
Darling Dearest Fashion Art
Darling Dearest Expressions Art
Black Butler
Bucchigiri?!
TV
DC
Marvel
X-men
Yandere Erik Lehnsherr with a reader that has the same power as him? (One shot / EDITED)
Slashers/Horror movies
Games
Danganronpa
Overwatch
Yandere Hanzo headcanons (
Resident Evil
Twisted Wonderland
Genshin Impact
Other media
SCP Foundation
Creepypasta
Yandere Masky x touched starved fem reader (Headcannon / EDITED)
Yandere Masky headcanons (
Yandere Hoodie and Eyeless Jack headcanons (
Others
Meme about blog and post
Yandere meme (Guess I’ll die)
Do I do platonic yandere?
Fanart of other people's OC (ONE, TWO, THREE)
Old OC art
Old creepy art (ONE, TWO)
Meme about SCP and my blog
100 follower special
Fanart of the white dear
Self-made art of another artist's rendition of this blog username
An artist rendition of this blog username (reblog)
Me simping over another OC called Fox (art)
Shit post Hearts Day (art)
Yandere short story
Lookism
Viral hit
Manager Kim
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The index you hold in your hand closes. Your eyes feel heavy from how much reading you just did. There is not much to do now.
You could rest, maybe eat some food in the kitchen, but you have a suspicion if you leave the house and return at a later date. There might be more wonderful stories for you to read.
However, the choice is yours. You could mark this cabin on your map to return to or close the door on this chapter to continue on your journey unburdened.
The choice is yours.
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Holy heck! I am here for what seems to be a low key yandere Kisuki who is just fucking gone at Ichigo's soft husky voice, this is the YouTuber AU we all deserve , I wonder how Ichigo will react to this new mysterious stranger :3c
Oh, this Kisuke is more like a medium-key yandere cause he's a straight-up murderer. Like yeah, he's been doing it professionally for a Yakuza Clan for the past decade+ but never let it be forgotten that he started of his own volition as a literal child.
So he might not be a psychopath but, well, his version of appropriate behavior isn't for the faint of heart.
As for Ichigo's reaction? Well, he ends up interacting with Kisuke way before they meet face-to-face for the first time. Because there's no way in hell he can turn down the kind of money he gets offered for a special audio commission. Even if it means shooing the twins away and reading some more erotic poetry than he's used to reading.
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FOREVERMORE (UraIchi)
Kisuke’s love is possessive, near-suffocating, and admittedly yandere-adjacent. Ichigo handles it pretty well, much to Yoruichi's surprise.
(She should have known better.)
AO3
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Really, Yoruichi should have seen it coming, but hindsight is 20/20 and she hasn’t heard anything about this in the grapevine either. So when she walks past the kitchen of the Shoten to rejoin the partying group in the living room, she actually does a double-take at her peripherals.
The hallway she’s standing in is dark, but the kitchen light is bright enough it makes her squint to see clearly.
Between the slivers of the doors to the kitchen, she sees Ichigo looking very comfortable in Kisuke’s arms, and since when was that a development? There was no way of misinterpreting how Kisuke’s hands trail alongside Ichigo’s back or how the teen practically melts into the blonde’s touch. It’s an admittedly weird sight, and maybe the strangeness of it might be why she missed it coming half a mile away.
(mind the line break)
A part of her twinges sadly for Orihime who’s been pining for the young man for ages. But she shakes that feeling away as her ears key into their quiet conversation.
“You know, I was thinking of going to Tokyo Uni,” Ichigo rumbles into Kisuke’s shoulder.
“For… An English Literature degree?”
The quiet but bemused incredulity in Kisuke’s voice is apparent, and the ease in it isn’t something she’s heard in a long time. Ichigo bumps his forehead into the crook of Kisuke’s shoulder, and the teen’s head shakes alongside Kisuke’s chuckle. It’s still strange to see, but Yoruichi can’t get over just how natural they slot together. She can’t recall any time she’s ever seen either of them be that at ease with anyone before.
“You know,” the shopkeeper demures into Ichigo’s hair, “It’s close to Karakura Town, but it’ll still be quite the commute. I assume you’re moving out of the clinic when you graduate?”
There’s a pause between them but it’s not awkward as Ichigo hums, clearly taking some time to collect his thoughts. She remembers seeing the young man take a few sips of alcohol, despite not even being of drinking age, and maybe that explains the way his voice slurs a bit as he talks.
“Yeah,” Ichigo sighs, “Was gonna move out anyways, let one of the girls have my room so they can finally have their own space.”
No less than a second later Ichigo seems to realize something. He tilts his head toward Kisuke, and though Yoruichi can’t see his expression from this angle, she can imagine how shit-eating it must be for Kisuke to grab Ichigo’s head and pull it back into the blonde’s shoulder.
Ichigo’s frame shakes with laughter, and she catches Kisuke’s ears turning a shade darker. How cute.
“What, you think you’re not gonna see me anymore because I’ll be moving away?”
Kisuke pets Ichigo’s hair, and his eyes are closed. Kisuke’s head is suspiciously absent of his usual garish hat.
“Well, I’ll certainly be missing you more than usual.”
Ichigo is taken aback by the shopkeeper’s rare showing of honesty, one that leans uncomfortably close to being emotional, but the younger man takes it in stride with a chaste kiss on Kisuke’s cheek.
“You know I can just open a Garganta and visit you whenever right? Honestly, I might just swing by more than I do now.”
Another pause between them, except Kisuke is the one to break it this time.
“... If that’s the case…” Kisuke murmurs, “Then would you consider moving in with me at the Shoten?”
Ichigo stills, but Kisuke continues. Curiously, Kisuke doesn’t say us but rather me .
“You can get to campus through a Garganta, and you practically live here already. You don't have to pay rent, either. It wouldn’t be so bad, would it?”
And it’s something that the residents of the Shoten have all noticed, but chosen not to say anything about. No one mentions the room already dedicated to the teen or how it has more personality than the one in his actual house. There’s not even a peep nor whisper about how most of Ichigo’s clothes are already at the Shoten, or how he eats and sleeps there more often than not. She had chalked it up to Ichigo’s continued mentorship with Kisuke, or even how Isshin’s god-awful parenting had finally begun taking its toll on the Substitute Shinigami.
She had it all wrong, apparently, and it’s hard to push past her pride to admit that.
Struck with sharp clarity at Kisuke’s sudden proposition, Yoruichi realizes this isn’t the type of conversation she should be eavesdropping on. She had no qualms about such things, shameless as she is, but given that this was one of her oldest friends in a moment of unbelievable vulnerability?
Well, she wasn’t that tactless.
Quickly, she exits the dark corridor and back into the noisy lounge of the living room to where the New Year’s countdown has finally started. But not before she heard the quiet murmurs of Ichigo’s reply.
She doesn’t have to guess what Ichigo had to say about Kisuke’s proposal if the blonde’s warm laughter is anything to go by.
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Promptly after Ichigo graduates, the young man packs his bags and moves straight into the Shoten. There’s not much of a hustle and bustle made about it, or so Ururu has said, though there were some choice words and complaints made by the Kurosaki patriarch. Ururu said that Ichigo’s sisters promised to visit often, which Yoruichi takes as a silent warning to check who’s at the Shoten before appearing nude.
But Yoruichi wasn’t there when the orange-haired teen moved in as she was busy prancing about in Soul Society. Mostly to help with the reconstruction after the Quincy War, but also to visit her little protege once more.
There’s a rustling about and some whispers among the Onmitsukido, but that’s par the course for them. So when Soi Fon makes no mention of it, neither does Yoruichi, and she’s content to tease her student once more like the good ole days.
When she comes back to the Shoten with not much worthwhile news on her back, she’s pleasantly surprised to find the person manning the storefront to be Ichigo instead of Kisuke. She spreads her reiatsu and curls it against Kisuke’s own who happily returns the greeting. She’d do the same for Ichigo, but knowing how piss poor he was at sensing reiatsu, she knows better than to waste her time.
She knows Ichigo’s semi-aware of a new presence in the store by the way his ears twitch, but he doesn’t make any move to scan the front of the store.
He’s still chatting away with Kisuke, who’s hidden somewhere in the back of the store, and they’re discussing Kisuke’s tailoring skills, but again, mundane.
“Yo, Ichi-bo!”
Ichigo doesn’t startle, which kind of rankles Yoruichi’s fur, but his eyes do warm considerably when he sees her slink through the door.
“Hey, Yoruichi-san. How’s Soul Society?”
Are any old enemies of Soul Society rearing their heads this time? She can almost hear him saying that word for word.
“Eh, same-old, same-old. Reconstruction’s getting better, but it’s still slow with the lack of manpower we have. On the flip side, I’m pretty sure Old Man Yama’s planning something big soon. He might just ask if you wanna become Squad Captain,” she teases.
Of course, right after Captain Commander Yamamoto had fully healed of his near-fatal injuries during the Quincy War, the old coot’s still spry enough to jump back into paperwork even after that.
Ichigo scrunches his nose, not exactly amused at the prospect of becoming a captain, and she wonders how many Shinigamis would kill to be in his position right now. Funnily enough, the mention of Soul Society possibly stealing the young man for themselves gets Kisuke to come out of his little hiding spot behind the doors, and he saddles up beside Ichigo quite comfortably.
Ichigo isn’t bothered by it whatsoever and even subconsciously leans into the older man’s warmth.
“Mah, Ichigo, already gunning for Captaincy hm? You haven’t even been to the Academy yet.”
Kisuke slides an arm up and around Ichigo, who only turns his head to scowl at the blonde at his words.
“I think if I went to the Academy,” Ichigo responds gamely, “I’ll be kicked out the same day.”
As Ichigo continues on, seemingly fired up by even the mention of having to deal with Soul Society’s shenanigans, Kisuke silently meets Yoruichi’s eyes. There’s a challenge in his gaze that she recognizes immediately, and Yoruichi subtly puffs her chest at him.
Is this what you really want, she asks.
Yes , his eyes solemnly declare, as if his life depended on it.
I see.
And there’s nothing more to it as they both zone back into Ichigo complaining about the bureaucracy of Soul Society, and how he still has a life here in the human world. She joins in their banter, agreeing that the spirit world wouldn’t be the same once Ichigo joins them, but occasionally her eyes wander to where Kisuke’s hands obsessively swirl circles into Ichigo’s waist.
The teen only continues in his rant and doesn’t recognize anything weird is happening, but Yoruichi’s intimately familiar with that half-lidded and near manic-glaze in Kisuke’s eyes as he stares besottedly at Ichigo. And if she really squints her eyes, she can see the bright beginnings of something tethering them together, and when she sees it, something within her settles.
Ah, she realizes, Kisuke really is serious about Ichigo .
___
She doesn’t consider herself a worrier, but when it comes to the blossoming relationship between Kisuke and Ichigo, well.
She spends a bit more time simply watching over them than she’d care to admit. And what she sees is concerning, to say the least, though she’d sooner go bald than admit that out loud.
Kisuke isn’t one to draw unnecessary attention to himself, so no one else has noticed the signs but her and maybe Tessai. Which is a good thing, because it means Kisuke's keeping his temper to himself. There are rules and boundaries he’s recognized and is willing to work with, even if they’re for Ichigo’s sake than anyone else's.
But it’s a bad thing because as time passes, it’s become more obvious that his patience is wearing thinner and thinner each day. And not with Ichigo, no, the older man will bend over backward just to keep the Substitute Shinigami happy.
But it’s the people around him that are testing Kisuke.
Orihime is the first threat, and Yoruichi’s afraid she’ll stay on Kisuke’s shitlist for a long, long time. Even if Orihime stops mooning over Ichigo, knowing that Ichigo was so close to being taken from him sets the blonde on edge every time she comes over to visit. Kisuke's placated by the silent reassurance that Ichigo is loyal (and in love) to a fault, but sometimes it’s barely enough to stop the blonde from throttling the young woman because she was making one too many moon eyes at Ichigo.
Thankfully, they’re all aware Orihime will never gather the courage to confess, and Ichigo will never bring it up as long as she doesn’t. They’ll continue to remain friends, even if they’re less close than they used to be, and that’s enough to keep the shopkeeper at bay.
And then there’s Grimmjow, who’s somehow made it a habit with Ichigo to spar every week like absolute maniacs. Yoruichi doesn’t fully understand the bond those two have, but she can see how it’s easily mistaken for an insane Olympics form of flirting; hell, maybe that’s just how Hollows did it. One long and drawn-out spar with Kisuke though, in the depths of his underground training room has Grimmjow… changing his approach to Ichigo differently from then on.
She’s not sure what Kisuke could have said to the Arrancar, but he’s less handsy and up-close-and-personal when he confronts the teen. Not that Ichigo's noticed, of course, because Grimmjow still threatens to disembowel the Substitute Shinigami at every chance he gets, and almost makes good on his promise every week. But Kisuke’s less oppressive about it, and Yoruichi takes it as a win in her books.
Shinji, Rukia, and surprisingly enough Byakuya are the next threats to Kisuke, but their years have taught them to recognize signs of a beginning soul bond; the tether between Kisuke and Ichigo is as bright as day and hard to mistake. When they realize it, they’re just as taken aback as Yoruichi was when she found out. But they all take it in stride though, and Ichigo is none the wiser to their newfound resolve to keep their friendships as is.
There are others that come and go, some human, some shinigami, and some hollow, but none of them ever keep Ichigo’s attention for longer than what’s appropriate. It also helps that, eventually, Ichigo finally made it clear that they were an item when he pulled the blonde into a quick, but heated kiss during a Shinigami-related event so everyone could see. It doesn’t stop some of the more stubborn challengers, but none of it matters when Ichigo comes back to Kisuke at the end of the day.
Like a sun revolving around a black hole, she supposes.
And though the ex-Captian is somewhat reassured by Ichigo’s steadfast desire to stay by his side, one that only grows stronger with every passing moment, she can see that something is eating away at the blonde.
Ichigo is as dense as he is powerful, but he’s not stupid , so it’s no surprise when the young man pulls Kisuke to the side to talk , and not in a sexy way.
Jinta and Ururu are playing in the yard in front of the Shoten, and while Tessai is away tending to the Kido Corps in Soul Society, she’s taken the time to spend it in the human world a bit longer in agreeance to the pact she made once with Tessai to never leave a certain shopkeeper unattended . Regardless if Ichigo is present because God knows Ichigo is as much of a troublemaker as Kisuke is.
She’s in her feline form, watching the kids from the sunspot she’s lying in, but she can't help but listen in on the private conversation the two are having inside. Not her fault if they're doing it so close to the front yard knowing damn well how good her hearing is.
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Hm? What do you mean?”
Ichigo huffs, and Yoruichi’s tail swishes in the wind.
“You’ve been acting weird recently. Weirder than normal.”
“Aw, do you worry about this humble shopkeeper? I’m flattered, but there’s nothing to worry about.”
“Kisuke. You snapped at that new Shinigami patrolling Karakura the other day, don’t think I didn’t notice that.”
All is silent before Kisuke sighs.
“I’m really being honest when I say it’s nothing to worry over.”
“But something is bothering you.”
Another pause.
“Kisuke. Even if you say I don’t have to worry about you, I still do anyway. I love you too much not to .”
And despite the fact that Kisuke’s breathing definitely hitched at the sudden declaration, Ichigo continues on like the heartbreaker he is. Yoruichi’s tail has slowed to a stop and lays flat on the porch in anticipation, and she wishes she had a bowl of popcorn for this novella-worthy drama unfolding in front of her.
Or, well, behind her.
“Just… Something’s clearly on your mind. Is there anything I can do to help?”
Another pause, and this time Yoruichi isn’t sure if Kisuke will rebuff Ichigo once more. It would be entirely in his nature, and she doubts Ichigo would ever hold it against him with his own bleeding heart. But Kisuke surprises her once more as she hears the rustling of clothes in the building behind her.
“I suppose… I've been thinking about something for quite some time now. It's... About what it means for you to have me as yours .”
Leave it to Kisuke to avoid using overly romantic words, yet somehow make it sound like so much more beyond just your typical love. Though she supposes there’s not much typical about either man, considering how much they’ve bled for each other.
“Is this about all the stuff you did before the whole Aizen thing?”
Kisuke chuckles, but there’s little humor in it. Ichigo’s words take her back a little, though she supposes it makes sense; Kisuke’s been taking a more… forthcoming approach to his relationship with Ichigo, so it comes to reason that the younger man would know about Kisuke’s time as Onmitsukido and as a less-than-ethical researcher.
She only hopes it wasn’t the topic for pillow-talk , because talk about a major turn-off.
“No, you already know most of that. This is… something else. Something that might… Change the way you see me. See us.”
Silence follows.
“... Short of wanting my sisters dead, I doubt anything’s gonna change between us.”
Yoruichi snorts, masking it with a very convincing cough.
“You’re the farthest thing from being a saint, but right after I realized that, I knew I still wanted you anyways.”
“You know I’d never harm your sisters, Ichigo.”
“Obviously.”
“...”
Ichigo sighs, and it’s pathetic how love-sick even that sounds.
“Hey, look at me?”
“... Of course.”
More rustling and the wood floor creaks a bit as Yoruichi assumes Ichigo’s stepped into Kisuke’s space.
“I love you. At the end of the day, I’ll still be yours as much as you are mine. Got it?”
Kisuke chuckles weakly.
“Loud and clear.”
“Good. I’ll brew some tea for us to drink while we talk. Just… Remember, the list of things I wouldn’t do for you is small.”
And it’s sweet hearing firsthand just how serious Ichigo is about Kisuke, but there’s something about that last statement that rubs her the wrong way. But Ururu hits an extraordinary home run, and Yoruichi simply tosses that feeling back into the recesses of her mind for another day.
___
Yoruichi has a feeling she knows what it was that Kisuke confessed to Ichigo, but true to the young man’s words, nothing changes between them at all. If anything, they’ve gotten closer as a result, and she feels somehow… Relieved by it.
Partially because Yoruichi can rest assured that people who got too close to Ichigo wouldn't suddenly die a mysterious suicide, but also of how freeing it must have been for Kisuke to truly see how steadfast Ichigo’s love is.
She’s keenly aware of how deeply Kisuke feels for Ichigo. Aside from how obnoxiously forlorn and love-sick he sighs and sulks about when Ichigo’s gone for longer than half a day, anyone who’s known the ex-Captain for even a brief moment can see it clearly. The concessions Kisuke has made for Ichigo, even the boringly mundane day-to-day ones, say more about the blonde’s devotion to his relationship than anything else ever could.
She cannot imagine anyone else Kisuke would sooner sacrifice everything for, not even herself. Perhaps once, a long time ago, but certainly not now.
(Who could ever compete in Kisuke’s eyes when all he sees is Ichigo?)
So on the off chance that Ichigo would have been disgusted by what he saw of Kisuke, realized how truly depraved the blonde can be in the name of love?
Well.
Yoruichi knows how to handle a lot of things, but heartbreak isn’t exactly one of them. Especially if Kisuke was gonna be the one with the broken heart, as God knows his walls would come down faster than the Quincies did on Soul Society.
So she’s glad it worked out for them. She’s happy to see Kisuke walking around with lighter shoulders, and Ichigo walking with him side-by-side.
They’re still no less strange of a couple in her eyes, but who is she to talk about love when they make each other smile like that?
They’re good for each other , she decides, even if she thinks Ichigo is slightly unprepared for Kisuke’s bloody brand of love . So she loosens up a bit. Backs off on her quiet hovering, and lets them be as a couple.
Besides, it just means now she can make fun of them for making out in broad daylight. Not that she didn’t before, but seeing Ichigo turn bright red is much more enjoyable now.
___
All’s well and fine, and a few weeks later Yoruichi gets a personal summons from Soi Fon to Soul Society. Not an unusual thing, and she supposes Soi Fon has been getting a little needier lately.
And who’s to say she doesn’t enjoy entertaining her little bee every now and then?
Tessai is still handling matters with the Kido Corps at Kisuke’s encouragement, and Ichigo will be away for a few days for a University-sponsored excursion. Though it effectively goes against her pact with Tessai to not leave him at home alone, Kisuke promises not to blow up the Shoten in the meanwhile. On the day of her departure, she wordlessly nods to the kids to keep Kisuke in line at home.
So when she hops over the Senkaimon, she does so knowing everything will be fine as usual in the World of the Living.
___
“Promise me you’ll call?” Ichigo asks with his hands propped on his hips. Kisuke chuffs, and presses a chaste kiss on the other man’s cheek. Admiring how Ichigo’s face flushes a pretty pink, the shopkeeper nods.
“Yes, yes, every night and morning at 9, sharp. You realize I have nothing better to do when you’re away and the world’s not ending, right?”
And there it was, that smile that was equal parts beautiful as it was bashful. Had Kisuke’s eyes still been damaged from Askin’s assault, he’d be sure that Ichigo’s smile would be a sight for literal sore eyes.
“Yeah, sure, keep telling yourself that. I know you have a bunch of tests to run through when I’m finally gone.”
Ichigo retorts, but that happy gleam in his eyes makes it obvious the college student was harping on Kisuke just to get a rise out of him. And a rise, it gets.
“Mah, Ichigo-ku~un, do you see me so cruel as to wait for your departure to secretly have fun? I’ll have you know I mourn your absence every waking second, even when I am ‘running a bunch of tests’!”
Kisuke bemoans in an exaggerated voice, and the amused huff from Ichigo was a wonderful reward for the blonde’s efforts.
“Dork,” Ichigo grins, and he knew deep within his soul there was not a single thing he wouldn’t give to keep that sight all to himself.
___
She's not even two days into her little trip to Soul Society before Yoruichi gets a random text from Ichigo. Though they’re close, Ichigo’s not the type to text her for no good reason. If he wanted to chat, he’d simply call or visit without prior notice, so this is the first red flag that raised its mast in her head.
His message simply reads: Can u call kisuke ?
She resists the urge to jokingly huff and puff about not even getting a hello, how was your day? Straight to the business Ichigo ever is, she supposes. Yoruichi has to go into another room, outside of Soi Fon’s sight, to call Kisuke. She’s not one to care about that kind of thing, but something in her gut told her to call Kisuke somewhere else .
And for good reason. One phone call turns into two and two turns into three. They’re all missed, and only centuries' worth of trust in her friend’s strength and craftiness prevents her from panic-calling Ichigo right then and there.
He’s not picking up, she texted back, and she resists the urge to go back to the Living World to check on the shopkeeper. She calls the shop phone as well, but not even Ururu or Jinta picks up.
She doesn’t get a response back for fifteen minutes, which was strange considering how punctual Ichigo usually is, but the next message only leaves her hair standing on edge.
omw .
___
Ichigo’s reiatsu, more hollow-tinged than it has been in months, immediately blankets everyone the moment he arrives. Through a Garganta, most likely, and ominously near the First Division as well. His reiatsu lays thick on everyone it touches, and there’s a lingering taste of something that stays on its trails. No other reiatsu is accompanying him though, which doesn’t bode well for Yoruichi.
Before she can even comment on Ichigo’s arrival (because only a fool can miss that ), the alarm lights flare to life and fill the 2nd Division halls with an ominous, flashing crimson. Everything is silent, but she can sense the immediate mobilization of Onmitsukido members from every direction, converging onto one pinpoint of Soul Society.
They’re all headed towards the First Division as well, though some are headed towards the direction of Muken, of all places.
Yoruichi stands up, to see what’s going on, but Soi Fon catches her wrist. She turns to look at her protege to ask what she’s doing, but the question dies on Yoruichi’s tongue.
There’s a guilty pleading look in her eyes, and now Yoruichi knows she’s missing something very, very important.
___
Soi Fon, after some insistent prodding, finally spills the truth to her. Soi Fon, through rising hysteria, tells her about the new decree that Central 46 had been preparing for in the past months, and how it now just went into effect. About who it affected, and what the Onmitukido has been tasked to do to deal with said people. Soi Fon might have also been asking for Yoruichi’s forgiveness, that she had no other choice Lady Yoruichi, you must understand- but it doesn’t matter.
Not when Soi Fon’s confession is more than enough to make Yoruichi bolt out of the 2nd Division with a speed that even she , as the Goddess of Lightning, hadn’t been able to achieve until then.
She would be celebrating the time it took for her to get to the 2nd Division to Muken, but she couldn’t think of anything else but the safety of her best friend. And it doesn’t make her feel any better when she feels Ichigo’s reiatsu flicker with anger.
Please, she silently begs as she makes her way into the dark depths of Muken, hang on a little longer, Kisuke.
___
‘After thorough reviewing and investigation, Central 46 has come to the conclusion that the Substitute Shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo, has proven too dangerous and unpredictable to control. He and his allies in the World of the Living have continually breached the delicate boundaries of the three realms, and thus shall be dealt with to restore balance and order.’
___
‘An amnestic agent shall be given to all residents of Karakura Town regardless of their association with the Substitute Shinigami.’
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‘Travel to and from the World of the Living will now be tightly monitored and restricted on a case-by-case basis.’
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‘All personnel under the purview of the Gotei 13, and by extension Central 46, shall make no mention of the Substitute Shinigami or his allies.’
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‘The Substitute Shinigami’s human allies, Yasutora Sado and Inoue Orihime, shall be executed and led back to the 65th District and 78th District respectively to live on as souls.’
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‘The Substitute Shinigami’s Quincy ally, Ishida Uryu, and his father, Ishida Ryuuken, shall be permanently detained at the 12th Division’s discretion.’
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‘The Substitute Shinigami’s father, Shiba Isshin, shall be executed and exempt from entering the Reincarnation Cycle.’
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‘The Substitute Shinigami’s living kin, Kurosaki Karin and Kurosaki Yuzu, shall be executed and led back to the 28th District to live on as souls.’
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‘The Substitute Shinigami’s benefactor, Urahara Kisuke, shall be sentenced to 18,800 years in Muken with no chance of parole.’
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‘And the Shinigami Substitute, Kurosaki Ichigo, shall be executed and exempt from entering the Reincarnation Cycle.’
___
Yoruichi’s been to Muken often enough to know that never in a million years will she ever enjoy coming down here. She didn’t enjoy it when she was overseeing it, and she doesn’t enjoy it now as she rushes through the dank cavern.
Really, it’s one of Soul Society's biggest and most shameful sins, one not often discussed nor mentioned, and for good reason. Every one of their mistakes within the past thousand or so years has been sent here indiscriminately, and though some deserve it (she resolutely ignores Aizen’s cell), others even she can admit were hastily sentenced, and cruelly so.
Most of the guards were easy to take out, but some let her slip by on account that they knew it was a losing battle against the ex-Commander-in-Chief of the Onmitsukido. And though she hates to take down her own soldiers, she knows better than to rely on their previous loyalties to her, and right now, she has to harden her heart as she slices through each and every traitor .
After all, if they really were loyal to her, they would have never listened to that stupid decree.
She manages to find Benihime, which only confirms her fear that Kisuke really is that deep down in Muken.
“Kisuke!” She calls out into the darkness; she resents the way her voice echoes back.
The walls here were all lined with Sekkiseki, a material that can block all Reiryoku from getting in or out, so trying to find Kisuke within Muken through reiatsu is a fool’s mission. Her only hope would be if Kisuke was conscious enough to answer back among all the other loud prisoners here, and only a moment’s notice later she got her answer in a pained, but familiar groan far off in the distance.
Quickly shunpoing to the cell he was in, Yoruichi’s both unsurprised at his state and in stark anger at what’s been done to him. Despite the fact that it’s been no more than a few days since she’s seen him, he looks somehow worse than he did when they fought Askin.
He’s on the floor, chained and restrained like a dog, and it takes some effort on her part to get him out of it. He’s weak, incredibly so, and even at this proximity, she can barely feel Kisuke at all. If it weren’t for the fact he was in front of her, she’d barely realize he was even there.
She doesn’t want to know what they did to him, if only because she knows they don’t have time to hash out the details. Without a second thought, she hauls him up and makes sure to heal him via Kaido at the same time.
“Kisuke, dammit, get up…!”
She has to drag him by the shoulder and out of his cell. He’s less than coherent, but she supposes the fact that he’s even awake is a win. Shoving Benihime in his hands, he blearily clings onto both her and his Zanpakuto with renewed clarity.
“Yoruichi…? Wh’r’s Ich’go…?” He wheezes out.
“He’s here,” she replies, “But he’s angry. Central 46 ordered everyone in the living world to be executed or imprisoned, and I think he knows.”
And they might have succeeded, she thinks, and Kisuke's face twists into something terrible. He weakly coughs and blood splatters on the floor on their way out. She’s moving them at an astounding pace, but not fast enough for her own tastes.
The longer they’re in the grasp of the Gotei, the worse off they’ll be.
“G’t out…”
“What?”
“You have to…” Kisuke pants, and he’s trying his best to not put too much dead weight on her, “Y’gotta get out… Of Soul Society… Ichigo… If the g’rls are dead… He…”
Yoruichi snaps her head to look at Kisuke, and he painfully meets her gaze with his bloodied face. Kisuke’s implications aren’t lost on her, and the realization strikes her lightning-quick; suddenly she’s taken back to what she overheard Ichigo say a while ago.
Short of wanting my sisters dead…
The list of things I wouldn’t do for you is short .
“Son of a bitch,” she quietly hisses.
Still reeling from Soi Fon’s betrayal, she doesn’t know if there’s anyone in her own clan she can trust right now aside from Yuushirou, and she’s confident enough she can trust his judgment on who to take with him. As quick as her feet are moving, she sends a Hell Butterfly to him and Tessai, a missive to basically get the fuck out of town and head to Kuukaku’s , because she once again has committed treason for her best friend, and she’s not sure if even her clan can survive this one.
“Leave me,” Kisuke shutters, “I h’ve to get to Ichigo, before… Before they k’ll ‘im.”
Yoruichi resists the urge to smack him on the head if only because it might just kill him in this state.
“You really think you can help him like this? C’mon, we’re getting outta here if Ichigo’s gonna do what I think he’s gonna do.”
Of course, the few people that Ichigo loves and holds dear above all else, Central 46 went ahead and targeted all three of them.
She supposes it was just their luck that Ichigo’s brand of love might be more akin to that of Kisuke’s than they all realized.
Fuck, an intrusive thought pops into her mind, they really do fit each other.
___
“Did you know?”
Shinji hisses, and it’s only because he knows Lisa still holds some modicum of respect for her old Captain that the Vizard didn’t immediately shred Shunsui. Ukitake, who’s standing off to the side of his partner in crime, can only shake his head.
Just looking at these two bastards makes Shinji’s blood boil, knowing damn well how close they are to that old bastard Yamamoto.
“No,” the 13th’s spineless Captain denies, “I don’t think anyone knew aside from Yamamoto and the 2nd.”
“Figures,” Shinji spits, “That tiny bitch would go through with the dumbest order 46 could’ve ever given.”
“Shinji,” Shunsui admonishes, but the blonde doesn’t let him continue. Not when Shinji’s spitting furious and all he can see is red. How can he, when he was just effectively told that his own student and friend was to be senselessly executed like he was over a century ago?
“Fuckin’ shut it!” Shinji growls, pointing a finger at the two older Captains, “I thought you old bastards would have learned not to do this shit again, but here you are, making an enemy of someone that we all owe our lives to!”
The other Vizards are standing behind him, and it’s clear whose side they were on; it’s always been clear since the moment they stepped onto the battlefield during the Winter War to fight Aizen.
“Have you no shame?!”
His eyes spin over to the other Captains and Lieutenants present, and none of them meet his eyes. Most of them gathered near the gates of the First, though with how many insane barriers there are, it was clear they weren’t gonna be able to enter to demand an explanation for the very questionable decree Central 46 has just announced.
“You’re all really just gonna stand here an’ do nothin’ about it?! After all Ichigo’s done for us?!”
“We can’t go against the Captain Commander,” Hitsugaya defends, but his voice is as weak as his resolve is. Matsumoto doesn’t bother backing up her Captain’s words, as even she’s looking worryingly at the gates of the First.
“So you’d just let Ichigo’s friends and family get killed for no reason?!”
Shinji, having decided that enough was enough, turns around and stalks out from the pathetic display of centuries worth of complacency gathered in one circle. Hot on his heels are all of the other Vizards, and he gives the other Captains one last resentful glare.
“Fucking cowards,” he hisses, “All of you.”
___
On their way out of Muken, somehow, somehow , they’ve managed to run into both Kuchiki’s and Abarai. The only reason why she even stops is because it’s Byakuya that flags her down and without his Zanpakuto no less. Not that he’s any less of a threat without Senbonzakura, but she knows him and his pride, both as a Clan Leader and as a Shinigami.
And she knows whose side he’s on, despite what many would think.
So Yoruichi stops, if only for a brief moment, and the first words he greets her with is: “We didn’t know.”
“I figured,” she responded curtly. Soi Fon had all but implied only Central, the Onmitsukido, and the Captain Commander had known. After all, all orders from Central still had to be signed off by the big boss himself, and wasn’t that damning?
“Ichigo, he stormed in the First, and they’re not letting in anyone else. There were barriers everywhere , and none of us could get in,” Rukia rushes out.
Abarai looks nervously in the direction of the First, and his mouth is set in a grim line.
“His reiatsu… It’s- the only time I’ve ever felt him this angry was when his sister got taken to Hell.”
Yoruichi- and Kisuke- raise an eyebrow at that. Hell?
“Kurosaki’s family,” Byakuya interrupts, “The main Senkaimon has been shut down per Central 46’s order, but the Kuchiki family has our own private one to use. I’ve sent my own men to check on them and his friends as well. I can send you both back as well if needed.”
Yoruichi shakes her head, and Kisuke makes no move to disagree with her notion.
“No, it’s likely too dangerous. If the others are alive, hide them.” Fat chance, she bitterly thinks.
“There’s a safe house we’re headed to now, but...”
She bites her lips, unsure if she should even give them a warning, but Kisuke beats her to the punch.
“Go,” he warns, “Get your clan and squad out, now.”
Rukia opens her mouth to ask why, as the naive part of her wants to believe that Ichigo wouldn’t do anything in retaliation that would warrant that kind of reaction. But Byakuya, ever the sensible one between them, knows better than to continue dilly-dallying around. He promptly grabs Rukia’s arm and hauls her off in one graceful shunpo.
___
“Brother, don’t you think evacuating our entire Clan and your squad is a bit-!”
“Rukia.”
Byakuya cuts her off with a knowing frown, and her jaw clicks shut.
“Whatever notion you have of Kurosaki’s ability to be sensible now, destroy it.”
“Captain!” Renji’s eyebrows raise in surprise at how callous his Captain’s words were, but even as they shunpo back to the 6th, Byakuya doesn’t stop.
“Kurosaki Ichigo has just been threatened by Soul Society to an unprecedented degree, and if they held true to their threats to his friends and kin, I’ve no doubt they’ve effectively turned him into our greatest enemy.”
There’s a faraway look in Byakuya’s eyes, and the grim resignation nearly startles both his sister and Lieutenant. Renji can’t help but think back to when he was sitting in the medbay with Byakuya freshly recovering from his fight with Ichigo, back when Rukia was being unjustly sentenced to death by the very same organization.
“Rukia. Renji. What do you think is the most dangerous threat Soul Society can ever face?”
They both remain silent at that, slowly beginning to realize the tides turning away from Soul Society’s favor.
“The most dangerous threat to Soul Society,” he murmurs, quiet as the wind, “Is a God who has nothing left to lose.”
___
When she finally made it to Kuukaku with Kisuke nearly dead on his feet, Yoruichi was met with her Clan and a considerable number of the Onmitsukido crowd around the building. She was some part relieved to see so many still loyal to the Shihouin, and some part bitter that even that wasn’t enough to prevent the shit-storm that was about to go down.
The Shiba Head stands strong at the gates, and the normally sleazy and relaxed grin on her face is nowhere to be seen.
“Yuushirou wants to send some of his men to check on the Living World,” Kuukaku announces once Yoruichi’s within hearing distance. The Princess sets down Kisuke, who’s escorted away by Tessai to get treatment.
“Through your Senkaimon?”
Every major noble clan had one, really, and it hadn’t mattered if the Shiba’s were no longer a part of the Great Noble Clans. Kuukaku nods, and Yoruichi readily agrees. Byakuya already has his men on it, but it wouldn’t hurt to have extra as backup. She sets off another Hell Butterfly to notify the prideful Clan Head before she receives one of her own.
It’s from Shinji, and the Hell Butterfly is a specially modified one by Kisuke to be used by those he trusted. At the subtle confirmation that yes, of course, Shinji and the Vizards would never stand for this , never before has relief tasted so good, even if it was for a brief moment.
“Yo, catwoman, you better not be dead. And tell me you’ve got Kisuke with ya, ‘cuz Ichigo’s pretty angry right now.”
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“We’re at Kuukaku’s,” Yoruichi’s voice filters through the Hell Butterfly, and the reply is instantaneous, “Far away from Gotei and hidden.”
She rattles off general instructions to get there, and Shinji nods despite the fact that she can’t see it. Grinding his teeth, Shinji and the others all immediately head off in the direction of the Shiba’s hidden compound.
Really, he has no reason to be so unnerved right now, considering how much of a tizzy every Shinigami is in right now because of the breaking news, but the dark and heavy thing looming over them is making even Sakanade stand to attention.
With a hurried prayer, he sends another Hell Butterfly to Ichigo in hopes that it would even get past the barrier. Or at least, when Ichigo does come out of there (and he refuses to say if ), the Substitute Shinigami will know where he can find the rest of them.
Shuddering as they head further and further away from the Gotei, Ichigo’s reiatsu is really putting them all on edge, and with each passing second, it grows stronger and angrier .
Goddammit old man, he thinks, just had to sign off your own death sentence huh?
___
It takes them less than half an hour for the Vizards to find Kuukaku’s compound, and they’re all out of breath. They relay to everyone there all that they know. Kisuke has long since passed out from his injuries, even as Tessai is continually applying Kaido to his wounds. Hachi has joined him in his efforts.
___
“Do you think,” Kuukaku murmurs, once the Vizards had settled in, “That Ichigo knows?”
No one can respond to her question.
___
They get their answer moments later. An immense wave of power and grief crashes over Soul Society, and it’s more than enough to wake Kisuke up in a frenzied panic.
Though the air only continues to grow thick and heavy, right before even Yoruichi is on the verge of passing out, all of the spiritual pressure boils away into nothing. Left in its wake is only an eerie silence.
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Ichigo arrives at their doorstep hours later with no other communication with half of his torso and arms singed to hell. Though he’s thoroughly injured, he only scans the area once before asking for Kisuke, and Yoruichi doesn’t hesitate to lead the way. Kisuke is wide awake now, though wrapped up in heavy bandages, and when he zeroes in on the Substitute Shinigami, Kisuke’s expression finally gives way to something other than desolation.
“Ichigo,” Kisuke breathes, voice cracking with relief at the sight of his lover. He scrambles off the bed to reach the younger man, who only drops his swords to meet Kisuke halfway.
It would be heartwarming, but the implications of Ichigo’s arrival loom ominously over them like a ticking time bomb.
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Ichigo just wanted to make sure Kisuke hadn’t blown up the shop, but what he finds instead is an ambush waiting for him at the Shoten. He takes out the masked assassins as easy as swatting flies and finds Ururu and Jinta hiding away in a nook that he didn’t even know existed. They don’t know what happened, so he quickly sends them through a Garganta to his father’s clinic knowing that Isshin would still protect them despite his less-than-savory relationship with Ichigo.
And promptly after that, he jumps through his own Garganta to Soul Society, and despite all the implications of what he found at the Shoten, he still crossed the realms in the hopes of finding Kisuke safe and sound.
What he gets instead is a slap in the face in the form of Yamamoto standing in front of him with his sword drawn, and barriers holding them both in the walls of the First Division.
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She’s hovering on the walls as Ichigo and Kisuke reunited, and in her peripherals she sees another Hell Butterfly come in. It has a distinct shine to it, and she recognizes the Kuchiki emblem instantly.
She briefly leaves the room to listen to the message, hoping that Byakuya only had good news about Ichigo’s friends and family over in the World of the Living.
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She should have known better.
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“What did you do to Kisuke?” Ichigo demands, and he can’t ignore the signs any longer- not when his journey to the First was eerily absent of any Shinigami within sight and with neither Rukia nor Renji to greet him there.
And how could he even begin to ignore the immediate hostility he was met with by the otherwise collected Captain Commander?
“Urahara Kisuke,” Yamamoto answers, voice booming in the deserted Captain’s meeting room, “Has been sentenced to 18,800 years in Muken by Central 46.”
Ichigo’s blood ran cold, and for a second he almost laughed at how ridiculous it sounded. But he’s pulled back to reality when the silence draws on, and Yamamoto has made no moves to sheathe his sword.
Why, he asks, why do this?
What reason could they possibly have to take Kisuke away from him?
“Central 46 has deemed you a threat, boy.”
Yamamoto raises his sword and releases Ryujin Jakka in all its blazing glory. Ichigo has no choice but to call out for Zangetsu as well, and the swelling anger only rises with every word that comes out of the older man’s mouth.
“And they’ve ordered your immediate execution.”
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When Yoruichi comes back, with Byakuya’s voice still ringing in her head, she can only watch the couple in front of her. Ichigo is sitting on the bed with Kisuke as they both hold each other, and the blonde only has his head curled into the other man’s chest.
Ichigo only stares blankly at the wall across from him and doesn't bother acknowledging Yoruichi as she slinks back into the room.
“Ichigo, I didn’t know about the order- I didn’t react fast enough when they came-!” The words leave Kisuke’s mouth at a maddening pace, and his body fully shudders as Ichigo only tightens his hold.
“It’s okay, you’re okay,” Ichigo reassures the blond, breathing deeply into Kisuke’s hair, and that familiar near-manic glaze sends chills down Yoruichi’s spine. His fingers obsessively swirl mindless circles into Kisuke’s scalp, and she can’t help but fixate on this eerie feeling of déjà vu .
“I told you, didn’t I?”
Ichigo tenderly kisses Kisuke’s forehead, and not once does he blink.
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“Kurosaki Ichigo has been made aware of Central 46’s decree,” Byakuya’s voice solemnly declares , “And he’s just killed the Captain Commander and all of Central 46. He has effectively declared war on Soul Society.”
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“The list of things I wouldn’t do for you is very short."
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ONE. I write for a variety of fandoms. I mainly write n.sfw & dc, and rarely sfw; if your suggestions interest me I'll take it without further thought. You can refer to this post if you have any doubts regarding thirsts & suggestions vs requests. you can send thirsts/suggestions for drabbles, scenarios and headcanons (0.5k -1k) and headcanons ( 4 characters ).
TWO. ⁰¹do not send me n.sfw suggestions if you're a minor or ⁰²don't have an age indicator in your blog or ⁰³it's stated: “closed”. I'll decline it, even if its piques my interest.
THREE. I'll not write sequels of any fics but that doesn't mean you can't send your thoughts, you definitely can send your after thoughts. I might write about it, maybe a drabble but generally I don't think I'm built for part twos.
FOUR. I'll write fandom!versions of a headcanon post that I HAVE previously done for another fandom. Suggestions of characters for headcanons for “part two”/ different fandom!version is welcomed. All characters I write are adults, that is, twenty years of age and above. expansion of fandoms can be found at the end of this post.
FIVE. I use third person pov/second person pov with she/her pronouns ( preferably f!sub!reader ) Some of my works are in the second person with afab!reader/fem!dom!reader. Each posts have proper content warnings so read carefully before proceeding. since my default is f!reader, I'll stick to that if you don't specify it.
I do not take requests anymore unless it is for an event I make but I do take suggestions.THIRSTS ARE ALWAYS ENTERTAINED.
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Since I'm a multifandom blog i do not have much hard no's for characters. so, if you have doubts shoot an ask if I'll be willing to write on them or not. that being said. I DO WRITE SAPPHIC CONTENT, THAT IS, FEMALE CHARACTERS ( with fem!reader / afab!reader ) ARE ACCEPTABLE TOO.
I’LL WRITE ABOUT : —» SFW + N.SFW, DC — yandere, taboo topics ( incest ), porn without plot, porn with plot, (heavy) angst, major character death, polyamory, fluff, hybrids, a/b/o dynamics, dubcon, various bdsm plays and hard kinks like cnc . . . ANYTHING EXCEPT - bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, rape, vore,scat-play.
ANIMANGAS :: although I've listed my favs but i'm flexible with most of the characters. fandoms listed here are open for suggestions and thirsts.
NON-ANIMANGA —» stranger things, wednesday, game of thrones, house of the dragon.
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ANIMANGA —»
→ bleach [ ukitake jushiro, urahara kisuke,shinji hirako, yoruichi,rukia kuchiki, byakuya kuchiki]
→ tokyo revengers [ chifuyu matsuno, manjiro sano, sanzu haruchiyo, haitanis, kokonoi hajime, inui seishu, izana kurokawa, wakasa imaushi, yuzuha shiba.]
→ genshin impact [ kaveh, xiao, kaeya alberich, thoma, zhongli, childe, ayato kamisato, al-haitham, pantalone.] [ Arlecchino, Ayaka, Candace , Columbina, Nilou,Raiden shogun,Yelan ]
→ jujutsu kaisen [ uthahime iori, shoko ieiri, geto suguru, inumaki toge, yuuta okkotsu, higuruma hiromi.]
→ chainsawman [ yoshida hirofumi, aki hayakawa,power,quanxi]
→ kimetsu no yaiba [ tengen uzui, sanemi shinazugawa, nezuko, mitsuri.]
→ attack on titan [ armin artlet, eren yeager, mikasa ackerman, pieke finger, annie leonhart, levi ackerman.]
→ haikyuu [ sakusa kiyoomi, atsumu miya, sugawara koushi, oikawa tooru.]
→ blue lock [anri teieri, hyoma chigiri, nagi seishiro, bachira meguru, reo mikage, oliver aiku,itoshis, isagi yoichi ]
→ boku no hero academia [ aizawa shouta, shigaraki tomura, keigo takami.]
OTHERS → honkai star rail, spy x family, hell's paradise, vinland saga, tokyo ghoul, castlevania, yuukoku no moriarty , vanitas no carte, gangsta, kuroko’s basketball, obey me, tougen anki, psycho pass, buddy daddies.
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Welcome to the Bleach Masterlist! If there are any links that do not work, please let me know!
Requested:
🌸Halloween(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Pretend For Love(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Surprise(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Its Over(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Such A Tease(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Corset Madness(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Scientists Together(Kisuke Urahara x Female reader)
🌸Wake Up(Kisuke Urahara x Female reader)
🌸Pretend Relationship(Kisuke Urahara x Female reader)
🌸Comfort(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Not What It Seems(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Secrets(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Son With Wood Powers(Byakuya/Inuyasha)[Short Stories]
🌸A Proud Father(Byakuya Kuchiki)[Short Story]
🌸Jealous Man(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
🌸Unknown Fate(Sosuke Aizen x GN Reader)[YANDERE]
🌸Coffee Love(Kisuke Urahara x Female Reader)
HCs:
🌸Overworked HCs(Gray/Byakuya/Zenitsu)
🌸Break Up HCs(Shunsui Kyoraku)
🌸Prompt HCs(Shinji Hirako/Yato/Edward Elric)
My Own:
🌸Close To Breaking(Toshiro Hitsugaya x Female Reader)
🌸Close Call(Jushiro Ukitake x Female Reader)
🌸Ice Cold Attitude(Renji/Ichigo/Toshiro x Female Reader)
🌸Just say Yes(Kisuke Urahara x Female reader)
🌸Thanksgiving(Bleach x Reader)
🌸Your Smile(Shinji Hirako x Female Reader)
🌸Support(Shunsui Kyoraku/Jushiro Ukitake x OC)
🌸Home(Head Captain Yamamoto and OC)[Family Relationship]
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hi can i please request yandere ichigo x fem reader where he gets tired of reader trying to avoid him so he just kidnaps her and then noncons her
i love your writing btw <3
(Thanks boo 💖)
He'd kidnap them after a few weeks of Darling avoiding him, but it's not entirely by his own choice. Having White inside of him means that he has to fight his selfish, emotional, disturbing urges; imagine if there was a little demon that yells and emphasizes and encourages every intrusive thought you have, and promising if you don't resist well enough they'll take over your body and do all those thoughts.
White's constant taunting and threatening to take Darling for himself out of spite is what finally makes Ichigo snap. He knows it's stupid and dangerous--he wants to protect Darling, but the danger is coming from a part of his own soul. How can he keep them close and protect them if he's the one that's a potential threat to them?
But keeping himself away from Darling hurts too much, and he decides to take Darling before White has a chance to possess him and do it itself. His way of kidnapping them is actually pretty stealthy (not exactly Ichigo's strong suit): he'd track where they were, overwhelm them with a lot of his own reiatsu, and then take them home once they're unconscious.
He'd taken some of the items the Visoreds had used to restrain him when he'd been training to control his inner Hollow, and paid Kisuke to modify them as more general restraints so he wouldn't hurt Darling with them. Since his family is at home and they'd never give him privacy, he stays in the training ground under Urahara's shop for a while.
He'd apologize when Darling wakes up and explain that he has to do this. He needs to keep her safe, and he can't do that if she keeps avoiding him. He can only watch from afar for so long. When she says he's fine protecting everyone else from afar without kidnapping them, he ends up confessing that it's because he doesn't love anyone else the way he loves her. He's IN love with her, and he needs them to stay with him.
Seeing them restrained, forced to listen to him, to SEE him...White feels it and pushes Ichigo over the edge. "Claim her, or I'll take over and do it for you." Ichigo forces White back down to his subconscious before it bubbles up and takes over, but he can't resist Darling AND White at the same time. He'd take her by the shoulders and insist he just needs one kiss, just one...
But it's not. Soon it's more and more, and he's fumbling with both of their clothes while letting every thought he's had about her spill from his lips. He's sorry, he doesn't want to make her cry, please don't cry! He'll make things right, he'll make her feel good too, and he'll never let her get hurt ever again.
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during the battle Rukia ask Ichigo: okay but what do you see in him ?
Ichigo: him ? You mean Urahara ?
Rukia: yeah like what is the thing you like the most about him
Ichigo blushes
Rukia: don't you dare say his boobs
Ichigo: no ! that's the second thing !
Rukia: what's the first ?
Ichigo points at Urahara who laughs as a maniac, cutting, tearing and stabbing his enemies . While covered in blood and guts, his smile too big for his face .
Rukia: ah ...
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i mainly write dark content, so if you do not read dark content when i write nsfw pls do not read some of my blogs for your own safety i do not wanna trigger people and things !!!
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- i write yandere blogs
- i do breeding/bleeding/biting/spanking
anything hard core EXCEPT for feet bathroom kinks and etc, everything else feel free to request!!
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Bleach
_experimenting | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader | urahara kisuke x reader
_experimenting alt ver. | kurotsuchi mayuri x urahara kisuke x reader
_observing | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader
_on a moonlit night | kenpachi zaraki x reader
[request: choking, edging play] _observing (cont.) | kurotsuchi mayuri x reader
Dragon Ball
mother pt. 1 | first form|imperfect cell x reader
mother pt. 2 | second form|semi-perfect cell x reader
mother pt. 3 | final form|perfect cell x reader
desire | frieza x reader
desire pt. 2 | frieza x reader
[request: yandere] cooler x reader
Resident Evil
adrenaline | jack krauser x reader
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see what i love abt the concept of the world's evilest polycule (patent pending) is that all three members have the ability to do yandere OR hardcore keeping-you-at-arm's-length "i don't care about you at all!" depending on the phase of the moon / what kind of power play they get out of it.
i think szayel wears his heart on his sleeve harder than either kisuke or mayuri, though, so he's usually the one ending up in big fat angry tears and eating a guy about it. why can't he impress them! what's wrong with them! he'll have to kill them for real this time! (and maybe reanimate their corpses as better companions!!)
#i wish there was content for these guys as a trio lmao but if there is i havent seen it#world's worst laboratory drama for REAL. could you imagine working in that kind of crossfire lmfao#world's evilest polycule aka akon quitting speedrun
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love how you decided that it’s Always The Geniuses whore unhinged enough for that yandere shit. Shikamaru, Kisuke, and now Karma. you’re feeding me so well :’)
Hey all those smarts gotta have a price and I vote that price is them being extremely unhinged over anyone they fall in love with
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