Somewhere mid desert.
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welcome to my obsession with people called jeff. apparently it's an on-going thing.
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I'm still not over the fact that in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are supposed to look 30 and 24 years old...
This is what they would look like
That's David in 1995 in The Bill and Michael in 1997 (not quite 99 like it's supposed to be) in Wilde.
Those are children! Mere babies!
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·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ I think about bodyguard!toji often.
I think about how he had to leave his past behind in order to find honest work. How he’s a single dad, who finally wants to do right by his two kids. I think about how frustrated he gets when he realizes he’s stuck babysitting you, a younger client, but eventually is surprised with how easily you catch him off guard when you don’t turn out to be the bratty person that he expected.
I think about how he is a part of your life in the closest, most personal way possible. How he finds himself stealing glances whenever you’re not looking, and starts growing tense as unfamiliar feeling dwindles inside him. I think about the deep conversations you share - how you’re an open book, while he stays reserved, but he can’t help but unravel the more eager you are to learn. He tries so hard not to overstep his boundaries when it comes to his job, but he can’t help it considering he’s grown so fond of you.
I think about the moment when the rubber band of attraction finally snaps, and his lips meet yours for the first time in a heated kiss. I think about how both of you can barely keep your hands off each other, and the soft expression on his face when he makes love to you for the first time.
I think about the aftermath when you’re nuzzling close against his chest, smiling and leaving sweet kisses on his neck while you blanket yourself in the safety of his warmth. I think about how toji’s body relaxes, like the weight of the world has been lifted off his shoulders, and a genuine smile lights up his face; one that he hasn’t shared with anyone else in a very long time.
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What’s everyone’s super obscure Outsiders ships? Like genuinely a crackship, a ship that makes people go ‘wait that’s a ship???’
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one of my favorite things is elves having base 8 math. so you can have Situations™️ when someone in the dragang has a birthday. take for instance this hypothetical
Rayla: I'm so glad my parents and Runaan are back! And just in time for my twenty-fourth birthday!
Callum: your WHAT.
Rayla: My birthday!
Callum: no hold up a second. go back. you're HOW OLD???
Callum: so you were. you were twenty when we first started dating?
Rayla: yes? Is something wrong?
Callum: I was FIFTEEN
Rayla:
Rayla: WHAT?!?!?! How-- who-- what-- I think I'm going to be sick. You seemed older than that! I can't believe I-- so that means now you're--
Callum: Nineteen.
Rayla:
Rayla: what's nineteen
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Swap sans x swap mettaton
Anon, I like your style >:)o
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♡ GHOST FANG ; MIGWEN.
i broke my rules for you.
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What if I said I was writing a dilf!Sam Worthington x reader fic right now
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*inhales* THEM 🤧💞💞 i luv my murderous, cursed and depressed babies 🫶
1st drawing is just a bunch of doodles with human!Jones and Abby.
2nd one is a Tim Burton inspired piece cuz I felt like drawing something very quickly. the style matches their vibe tho, ngl.
Abigail Morgan/"KSiP" © @kyuoki & my rp friend. Please do not steal our characters/ideas/the lore we created.
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2023 reads
The Princess and the Fangirl
YA contemporary prince & the pauper set at a convention
follows a fan who wants to save her fave character from being killed off, and the actress playing her who’s desperate to be free of the intense franchise
when they’re mistaken for each other they instantly hate each other - but after a script is leaked, they swap places to try solve each of their problems - and start to see the fandom from the each other’s perspective
light (since they know each other for like 2 days) f/f & m/f
this is so deeply mid-2010s fandom tumblr. lmao.
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thinking about how someone tried to insist to me that hellcheer was 'gross and pedophilic' because they had 'a huge age gap' and i thought it was the stupidest shit i'd ever heard so-
in true Extra Ass Bitch fashion i calculated roughly what the oldest/ youngest possible ages chrissy could be and the oldest/youngest possible ages eddie could be based on canon evidence (eddie's 2 failed years, chrissy's '86 necklace, etc.) and approximate school cut off dates
anyway, this is a rough approximation (not that it particularly matters because they're both still in the same age range/stage of life so a few years isn't rly much of an issue given their canon interactions) but if anyone was curious:
eddie should have been born in '65 or '66. backwards calculation places chrissy either late '67 or early '68. eddie failed his senior year twice and was supposed to have graduated in '84, he's on his third try. chrissy is head cheerleader and wears an '86 necklace, she's a senior in '86.
the youngest Chrissy could be is about [17yrs + 7 months] assuming a birthday around August of '68
the oldest Chrissy could be is about [18yrs + 6 months] assuming a birthday of around September of '67
the youngest Eddie could be is about [19yrs + 7 months] assuming a birthday around August of '66
the oldest Eddie could be is about [20yrs + 6 months] assuming a birthday in September of '65
even in the 'worst case scenario' where eddie is the oldest he could be and chrissy is the youngest she could be, eddie is 20 and chrissy almost 18
if you go with the opposite, with chrissy being as old as possible and eddie as young as possible, then eddie is almost 20 and chrissy is over 18
the other combinations average out to a 2 year age gap, which for the record, for high schoolers is still incredibly common. again, this is a stupid argument, but i can be spitefully pedantic sometimes and i enjoy having all the possible information i can before i talk shit
and i love to talk shit. so i went to go get the data myself
anyway grace van dien once said that she thinks chrissy is a pisces and i trust her so assuming that's true then chrissy was born sometime between mid february to mid march of '66, meaning chrissy would haven just turned 18 as s4 began, while eddie is still in the 19 to 20 range depending on when you place his birthday
but all of this seems ridiculous when you realize that based on what school year they're in during s4, chrissy was a sophomore the first time eddie was a senior. so like. everything else is just being pedantic for the sake of finding smth to be mad about
either way i rest my case this is a dumb argument to use against the ship, hellcheer haters get bent just say you don't ship it and go
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This is really weird but like hello hi I like games that let you make a protag design then let you design someone else to be like. Your follower/ally. And you can make em different heights. I feel the need EVERY TIME to make a tiny protag and a tall secondary character.
I also am so weak for the secondary being non-human, too. Please let me love my weird companions.
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