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ellstronaut · 2 months

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not to be that person but fuck

n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because

“dino boxers really?”

the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk

It’s the little details

The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories

but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”

Subtle hotness/intimacy man

But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations

#ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie williams imagine #tlou ellie #that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers #I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN #shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene #only then does all HELL break lose #no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast

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buerbies · 5 days

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"i check it, i wreck it, i turn it around" - lana del rey

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smokiedokie · 1 year

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Every week after watching the new episode of Mayfair Witches I have to watch an episode of Interview with the Vampire to remind myself what good television is like

#I just… have so many notes for the show runners #why is every scene shot in mid shots and wide shots on a tripod with absolutely no forward momentum or purpose #why does the show look like it’s the blue sister to Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight #I literally had no idea what the main story was until the finale and even now I am confused #not confused on the point but the approach they took to get there #also WHY in God’s polluted earth does Lasher aka ultra sexy demon man #give off I-wear-a-fedora-to-attract-the-ladiiiez vibes #he has the sex appeal of a pair of dentures #iwtv #interview with the vampire #mayfair witches

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robertdenir0sgf · 10 days

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decorated my diary and i’m obssessed

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hecksupremechips · 2 months

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The best feeling in the world is when there’s a piece of media you know you love and you’ve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you haven’t revisited it in a while so you start to worry if it’s really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and it’s like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules

#the klock keeps ticking #i always get this feeling when i play 999 but tonight i got it with the letter #cuz ive uh finally decided to bite the bullet and play the evil meanie route where everyone dies 😟#a route ive put off for so long cuz its just too damn sad to think about akjdksk god it hurts #and ive played like for the most part every route of this game EXCEPT this one but i know the ending is really dark and i need to see it #plus i will at least get my beloved torture scene in so thats nice #i didnt kill off isabella though its a coma route which i hope still allows me to get the ending i want cuz i mean shell still be out of #commission in the final scene so hopefully it works out #but yeah no i started off tonight on the marianne chapter and while i did skip around through it cuz ive played it many times and i just #wanna get to the important stuff already alskj i also just replayed some of the best parts #aka the shit where lorraine appears and the gay shit alksks and god like hnnnghh not only does this chapter still ruin me emotionally #i also just remembered why i love this character so much and remembered just how good the character writing in this game is #and i also played into the rebecca chapter and didnt skip as much cuz i actually am not as familiar with the coma route #cuz it makes me sad and i never revisited it lol and i havent gotten to The Scene that makes me sob yet #its so coming though dont worry but idk i guess its just been cuz ive been thinking about p3 so much lately #and in particular shinji both the death route and coma route but in particular the coma cuz thats what im writing #and damn lol the letter just writes the grief and nuanced relationships and death stuff so much better lol god #like marianne loses her childhood best friend whom she has a gay ass relationship with to suicide and like its just better #she blames herself and still isnt even kinda okay with it after 13 years #like it just fucking ruined her and the only thing keeping her from losing it is her repression and drinking problem and unattached sex #and then with coma route well fucking first off isabellas friends actually like. visit her frequently damn #and they just all have such unique ways of coping like Zach is being optimistic so no one gets too upset #rebecca is sorta in charge of making sure everything goes smoothly she has to contact the family and make big decisions #and shes also just taking the most stress and shes got so many complicated feelings around isabella going on but she genuinely cannot stand #that isabella is hurt shes fucking destroyed she loves isabella and then ashton AAAAA god yeah i also just remembered that hes SUCH a good #character hes like being a genuine asshole right like Rebecca calls to tell him that isabella is comatose now and he literally doesnt let #her say anything he literally says ‘i dont have time for other things rn’ like the wellness of his friend is just ‘other things’#but you just know thats not it not at all hes burying himself in work to the point of destruction so he can figure out who did this and make #everything okay and he refuses to show even an ounce of vulnerability cuz THE SECOND HE DOES IT ALL COMES OUT AND HE CANT GET OUT OF BED #ANYMORE CUZ HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WHEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IS DYING

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emsleyanbluejay · 4 months

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#Blue Jay Chirps #NSFT ish #??? idk #me: i don’t have bottom dysphoria #me: *literally has the most classic bottom dysphoria*#aka i would be way more comfortable having sex if i had a dick #all of the things that i’m ‘repulsed’ by actually turn out to be because *i can’t do that*#why do i keep doing this #“oh i don’t have this problem”#*literally has the picture perfect dictionary definition of that problem*#god i wish phallo were appealing to me

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izzy-b-hands · 7 months

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On a random fic related side note, just saw I'm at nearly 80 fics written for our flag, and can only think to myself

'wow bud, you had like. over 100 for the Pacific probably even faster than this. You've really lost steam, huh?'

and like. Brain. could we just enjoy the number go up, even if number go up SLOWLY

#text post #i probably need to shower and try to sleep and not keep writing but like #my Emotions are very Much right now and they're waiting for me for when I try to sleep #but if I keep writing then i just randomly break into slightly confused tears and can keep going #aka god sorry izzy for any new our flag stuff i might write tonight bc he almost always gets to thru a new trauma #based on whatever im currently working thru or struggling with #him or stede god sorry to both of them i'll do my best to like. fuck push myself to write a cute fic #some of these are halloween leaning prompts like. I haven't written anyone taking the bonnet kids trick or treating yet #yes i know it's an almost entirely american thing and isn't realistic but like. how else am i putting these pirates #in a modern au with dorky current costumes like. jack alone is a beautiful font of opportunities with that #inflatable dinosaur suit? he has four including one handmade #tacky sex pun costumes? he has an entire plastic tub full of them #...brain really wants the number to keep go up i need to write PARDON ME

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thesolitarysoul · 5 months

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#heartbreak #depressing life #depressing poem #fuck you #gay #letting go #heartache #mental health #why did you leave #what do i do #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana is god #lana del rey #lana del slay #blue banisters #dealer #sex and drugs

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leenaur143 · 7 months

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guess who finally started only friends!!!! the way I have been liking posts about it since even before it aired but never actually had the guts to go watch it but the TIME WAS RIGHT yesterday and I watched it and why is it... so flipping good?

#i was scared at first cause everyone said it was jusf full of... a lot of physical intimacy but it is so much more than that #ive only just finished episode 3 but its so gripping because of how invested the actors are in their roles and embodying their characters #like RAY OH MY GOD MARRY ME??? nah jk khao is just 😘😍🥰#and ofc my bby first - he plays sand so well even if im not the biggest fan of the singing 😭 i love HIM too much to care #only friends the series #ive always been wary of top cause force is a liverpool fan and if ive learnt anything from my 18 years on this planet its dont trust them #immediately at least #some of my best friends are liverpool fans but this would be my first show of his and so far so... hmmmm #one major thing which put me off even starting was that i saw a clip saying boston and gap aka neo and drake hook up episode 1 #and i CANNOT watch that after watching cause youre my boy like these are my babies but it was fine in the end because i just skipped it 🤣#ive come to realise i could literally not care less about sex so i just skip all those scenes because the show has more depth than that #anyways i will keep watching and hopefully catch up before next saturday!!!

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lwcina · 11 months

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if u mean anti-sex. just say anti-sex. puritianism actually is a specific thing you guys.

#puritianism isnt anti sex its more like highly policing heteropatriarchal norms around sex #shit like. wifes are required to have sex with their husbands by god™️#important to understand this to understand the complexities of anti-sex shit in america.#aka the distinction actually is important and matters

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buerbies · 4 days

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