#alan sugar

[scavengedluxury]

Breaking news: billionaire mega-landlord of commercial properties and billionaire manufacturer of shitty cars would prefer if you commuted.

#elongated muskrat #alan sugar

[maaarine]

@Lord_Sugar

@JimMFelton

#alan sugar #elon musk

[savage-flirtation]

Sound up*

UK politics

Alan Sugar

Billionaire scum

#alan sugar #billionaires are scum #tax evader #uk politics

[tweetingukpolitics]

#henry mance #political twitter #bbc #british broadcasting corporation #david attenborough #gary lineker #alan sugar #grant shapps #boris johnson #uk news #uk politics #conservative party

[moriartyyouwhore]

the apprentice is actually just an elaborate front for brutally punishing graphic designers

#the apprentice #bbc the apprentice #alan sugar #graphic design #naughty graphic designers get sent to the bbc and they never ever return

[useless-englandfacts]

I'm really hoping they wind up with like, Alan Sugar presenting Match of the Day

Someone completely unqualified because pretty much anyone who can do football punditry isn't that much of right-wing knob

(Also Alan Sugar has posted multiple partisan political opinions on his personal platforms whilst not getting barred from working with the BBC, presumably because he supports the tories)

i know this was sent a few days ago so it's not totally relevant (sorry my bad), but yeah i agree! i saw a small number of middle-aged men on twitter saying that they could present match of the day easily and i was immediately like... you absolutely could not lads :-) i think the absence of gary lineker (and the whole motd team) helped us appreciate just how good he is

and yeah, you're totally right about alan sugar - and his right-hand woman karren brady is literally a tory peer. she probably has much more influence in the literal house of lords than gary lineker has on twitter. not to mention people like andrew neil who has been chairperson of the spectator since 2008, during which time he also worked for the bbc news team!

#and of course the chair of the bbc himself lol #asks #anonymous #Alan Sugar #Andrew Neil #Karren Brady #Gary Lineker #politics #the BBC #Admin Dominique

[whatevergreen]

Feral billionaire and House of Lords leech Alan Sugar doesn't react well to criticism.

#alan sugar #billionaires #inequality #classism #uk

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

Finding out that “Lord” Sugar got hit with a tax bill totaling nearly two hundred million pounds because he didn’t realise members of the House of Lords are automatically considered tax resident in the UK is the most schadenfreude I've felt in a while

#alan sugar

[thesimpinquestion]

Anyone else?

#willy wonka #gene wilder #willy wonka 1971 #barbie preminger #martin short #barbie princess and the pauper #king candy #wreck it ralph #sugar rush #alan tudyk #the warden #superjail #adult swim #big jack horner #puss in boots and the last wish #john mulaney #dr facilier #princess and the frog #keith david

[kiseiakhun]

Remember how for a solid chunk of 2021/2022 it was Popular Fandom Perception that Alan didn't like Kyle? How did that even happen. You read comics and Alan is like, here is Kyle, my favorite child, I will randomly set the headquarters of my team on fire for no reason but I will let this baby drag me out on coffee dates every other week because I adore him. Kyle pointed a gun at Alan the first time they met and Alan was like 🥺 that's a baby right there

#alan scott #Kyle Rayner #green lantern #anyway this is why when jen dies and alan can no longer bring kyle into his family as his son in law he decides to bring him in as his #sugar baby. this is canon I'm sure. i don't accept criticism.

[winola-heart]

Do not ever give MS Paint to me again

I WAS WATCHING STUFF ABOUT NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS THEN THE MOST CURSED THING POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I HAD TO PUT IT ON PAPER BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE

(also 3 posts in a row yayyy)

#nyan neko sugar girls #nnsg #animator vs animation #ava fanart #ava red #fanart #alan becker

[bestial4ngel]

Alan Cummings would have made a brilliant Hedwig I feel ripped off that he didn’t do a run of that show !!

#not to theatre nerd right here in front of everyone but now that I thought of it I can’t just NOT say it #idk if he had another show going on or if hedwig never made it to the UK or what but are you fucking kidding ???!! #he’s obviously got the german accent down because he’s literally in cabaret- and fuck like ik the roll isn’t for everyone but mannnn could #you imagine that man singing sugar daddy ? I think I’d turn into dust if I watched that shit #fuck man #alan cummings #hedwig and the angry inch #hedwig and the angry inch musical

[aspiritualwarriors]

Ernie Barnes  |  The Sugar Shack

“We thought of life by analogy with a journey, a pilgrimage, which had a serious purpose at the end, and the thing was to get to that end, success or whatever it is, maybe heaven after you’re dead. But we missed the point the whole way along. It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing or to dance while the music was being played.” ― Alan Watts

#ernie barnes #the sugar shack #art #alan watts #music #life

[tweetingukpolitics]

#robert peston #political twitter #alan sugar #the apprentice #gary lineker #match of the day #motd #jeremy corbyn #bbc

[bi4bihankking]

Hal, Kyle and Guy try to get money out of Alan, because Alan is a rich man who is close to them and obviously they'd hit him up before Bruce, but Alan went bankrupt that morning and is lecturing them to hide it.

#hal jordan #kyle rayner #guy gardner #alan scott #green lantern #i'd make a joke about him being tricked by his billionaire sugar baby #but tbh jen probably asked him to bankroll another shitty reality tv show...

[illiana-mystery]

Chapter 2 (the last part of the two-parter) is up! This chapter has shower smut 🚿🍆 and also hints at family planning. 👶🏽 But overall, it's about Alan finally returning home from Jessup County and Janie, his wife, taking care of him once they get back home. Hope you enjoy! 

Stay tuned for my second Alan and Janie fic, Jumping the Broom. It's also gonna be a short fic. 

Taglist: @emilynightshade89​, @eclecticwildflowers​, @dreamlikedesires​, and @imwithyoutiltheendofthelinebucky​

#hope yall like the smut #it's really sweet #lIke this chapter is sugar sweet #alan ward #mississippi burning #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #archive of our own #willem dafoe