#all balls no dick

[krc-draws]

Insert something witty here or whatever

#handsome jack #borderlands handsome jack #borderlands #borderlands fanart #fanart #handsome jack fanart #little bitch boy #THE babygirl #hes so babygirl #daddy’s babygirl #i hate him so much #I want to hit him with a chair #fuck this guy #smells like stale corn chips #5 1/4 floppy #not actually though #small dick man #all balls no dick #I hate everything about this #but whatever #bro thinks he’s hot shit #he ain’t #why are you reading the tags? #go home #touch some grass #or his cock idc

[romansmartini]

watching “gay” media in 2012: ughhh i hope my precious little cinnamon roll does something a little limp wristed in this episode. i hope when a minor character accuses them of being gay in a way that’s nearly classifiable as a hate crime they don’t vehemently deny it this time!

watching gay media in 2023: ughhhh i hope i get to see blorbo from my shows getting spitroasted and fucked sideways from sunday and getting his balls tickled and getting it total sloppy wet style

#sorry for all the shows i’m referencing i’m about to tag #ofmd #our flag means death #good omens #wwdits #sherlock #spn #times really have changed huh. i was thinking about this because i was predictably thinking thoughts about the second #then had to be like wait. girl. we aren’t that far yet. #you think we’re going to see rhys darby dick and balls on tv? michael sheen dick and balls on tv? #you think taika waititi is going to show hole? #but at the same time i’m like. but what if……..

[gracie-rosee]

I seriously wonder what Xaden said in order to convince his friends to help him haul an entire armoire into the bedroom of his “enemy,” all because him and said “enemy” were going at each other so hard she made the furniture explode.

#like. #what did he even tell them #Violet probably killed 3 people before she got that magic ball to control her lightning #all because of Xaden’s dick #sometimes fantasy novels crack me the hell up #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #violet and xaden #xadenviolet #riorgail #sorrenson #?? do we have a ship name for them it’s been like two years #violaden? ? #rebecca yarros #the empyrean #fourth wing #iron flame

[umblrspectrum]

ive been procrastinating a lot, and you'll NEVER guess why

#truly a game that just lets me be fucking malicious #just straight up evil #i punched every single cerberi in the dick until they died #the boss will be stunned and you'll just see +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT #it took p-ranking all of act 1 to realize that +DISRESPECT is just for punching the guys and NOT for punching them square in the balls #speaking of which i've p-ranked all of act 1 on violent and i only bought the game 5 days ago #act 2's giving me a fucking headache so maybe not #unrelated finally i can draw my two favorite things in the same frame. body horror and robots #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #flesh prison ultrakill #v1 #flesh prison #minos prime #ultrakill minos #he's implied. i'll tag him anyway #ill get back to murder drones eventually #right now im in my ultrakill arc #and oh boy am i turning evil

[shivroy]

happy new year, i literally cannot post a preview for any of these images. it's all enthusiastically consensual, unflinchingly hairy, socially inept, and arguably endearing. i love making fun art & i love you succession fans <3 leave a comment if you want to rock my world but enjoy regardless and have a beautiful, safe 2024

#art #fanart #succession #succession fanart #tom wambsgans #roman roy #kendall roy #connor roy #greg hirsch #logan roy #romtom #tomken #contom #togan #tomgreg #there is so much dick so if you dont want to see that dont look. but i think i warned you #THANK YOU ALL seriously for the kindness about this #winter break well spent #and i had a ball

[fence-time]

Back to drawing skizz way too over-dramatically :)

#skizzleman #limited life #tw nudity #< Ik it technically isn’t and this is literally gay sex naked dick cock balls website but I’m just covering all the bases jic #idk what compelled me to do this but this definitely pulled me out of an art block so that’s good ig :D

[hipstersoulgushers]

Simmons absolutely suffering for this bc thats the only way to show off his sick cyborg rig! Also Tucker is here! hes got his diplomatic markers that are canon to me.

The flame decal on Simmons was something Grif slapped on there to match the other side.

#rvb #dick simmons #lavernius tucker #red vs blue #baby blorg #my art #hipstersoulgushers art #thats all of red team done! #changes this one too bc fuck it we ball. tucker deserves better fr

[stellarknightz]

THESE… FUCKERS……..

#hiiiiiiiii #my girlfriend dragged me into Dst #the little guys… (they have dick and balls) #peiner #don’t starve together #Wilson dst #Winona Dst #Wes Dst #Don’t starve together fanart #fan art #doodles #digital art #art #drawing #dst #dst art #I love Wes so MUCH but LORDDDD I would not be able to survive as him I know ittt 😭 #currently playing mainly as WICKERBOTTOM #why did that all caps I’m not fixing that tf #anyway Wickerbottom supremacy fuck you!!!!!! #okay bye #lol #*disappears for months in style*

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER #THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #THAT'S RIGHT #THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG” #AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING” #SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #THAT'S RIGHT BABY #ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT #I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH #THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS #EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH #I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[bluegiragi]

I adore that you give every character a Konig bulge. And that konig get extra konig bulge.

gotta make sure everyone eats in this house, what can I say.

#equality is when all of them have noticeable dick bulge #not my fault the cod mw 2 modellers dropped the ball on some of their models #askbox #anon

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[ctrl-lupin]

I'm too gay for this shit

#i will not start talking about this scene or i might actually combust into a ball of fury #one day i will write a coherent essay about this episode and jigen's relationship to cicciolina. but today is not that day. #(i'm even MORE mad at fujiko because there was absolutely zero reason for what she did other than being a huge dick) #(...i said i wasn't gonna talk about it. i said i wasn't gonna talk about it. i need to chill.) #and that is all for TWFCM; next batch will be Seven Days Rhapsody #because we like getting emotional whiplash in this house! :D #daisuke jigen #lupin iii #twcfm #the woman called fujiko mine #takeshi koike

[zappedbyzabka]

👔👔👔👔

#🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ me. im gone #officer haddix #ralph macchio #nsft tags. nsft tags warning Im sorry but like #The only way I rest easy is knowing that he’s 1000% had his dick sucked at one point and hopefully balls too. I’m just being real. #It’s a real fuckin shame that he didn’t pay a blonde to ride him in the back room of a grimy club while he let his dirty mouth run #about loving pussy and ass and how he’ll put his piece in both if he’s allowed. #And come on. babydoll. Let him put it in your mouth again after all that too. #He kissed you after you gave him a suck the first time. didn’t he? See it isn’t so bad to taste yourself.

[the-daydream-archives]

I'm very confused as to why the fandom portrays Phoenix Wright as this "sunshine boy" in fanworks when the Phoenix Wright I know from the games is kind of a douche lmao

#he's a loveable ass but he's still an ass #his inner monologue is so cruel at times even to the people he loves that I'm honestly baffled on where “he's a sunshine boy” comes from #the man has joked his accused friends of being the actual murderer more than once; his sense of humor is unhinged 😭 #im at the end of the 2nd game but from what i could see; Phoenix is more of a jerk with a heart of gold more than anything else #i love him dearly since he would do anything for his friends but he's honestly kind of a dick; all things considering #he's really not your typical protagonist who is naive and a ball of sunshine #he's more of someone who would do something out of spite and feral energy just to prove a point #idk maybe my opinions will change as i continue watching the games' playthrough #ace attorney #other #personal