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thetaoofbetty · 3 years

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U know I don't really hate barchie if they give us reasons for them to be together but what I really hate is barchies .they are the most ones in taking things out of context and then complain about it when someone do this in their mind only .... but what triggered me the most that they now are pretending to be fans of Betty and lili when they really never liked her .only recognize her when she is with Archie and always talking about how she is lucky to have his hotness lol . And I am sure the minute bughead will return they will trash her again claiming to be the reason for it . And sadly some bugheads do the same with her after lili's break up .sorry for my English

Hello beautiful!

I am very tired today so pls excuse me if this doesn’t make sense. Also, never apologize for your English, it’s fine! English is hard enough for native speakers to keep track of, I can’t imagine what it’s like for others.💜

I am fairly indifferent to b/archie. I think most of us knew they were going to do it badly at some point so I’m meh about it. I also think if they were always going to, they should have done it earlier (early to mid s2 was a good opportunity tbh) and if they had to wait, they really did have a chance to build it up and make it part of the narrative instead of a plot twist for shock in s4.

Shock plots, when they stir negative emotions, almost always have negative repercussions for the shows that utilize them (the walking dead comes to mind, they really managed to lose an insane amount of viewers over the course of one episode a few years ago).

And yes, b/archies like to take everything out of context. I’ve noticed that. Or they put too much emphasis on stuff that they had to go frame by frame to see. Sometimes, hard as it is to believe, things just are what they are. Maybe it’s a byproduct of always being baited only to be let down. Which, for them, why are they still hanging gospel on the words of people they know lie to them? If they get b/archie and it ends badly, what then? Will they not ship it? Will they harass the writers? The actors? This is the environment that RAS and Ted have created for themselves so my sympathy will be in short supply for them.

And the shippers themselves have absolutely harassed me and others. They may not like to call it that but it is harassment. I can’t keep my anon on because of the way b/archie shippers treat me. I hope when they read this they see that for what it is. It’s not j/eronica or j/archie or b/eronica shippers. It’s them.

Also, yes. They don’t particularly seem to care about Betty or even like Lili. Which I don’t get because I’m a big fan of liking both parts of whatever ship I’m into. This thing where we have, generally very young or very dedicated, fans shipping something because of a “hot” guy is one of those things I don’t get. They want viewers, the female characters, and the actresses who play them to all carry water for some guy.

Because they’re projecting or living in a fantasy or whatever (i don’t judge, not my place) they often end up showing the very worst of themselves online to people over a person who doesn’t even know they exist. Or they harass very real people over a fictional character. I’m not saying people shouldn’t enjoy celebs or be fans, etc, but I would like some of these people to ask themselves why they think they know an actor better than his co-worker and friend and why they really dislike her because of it.

Sounds like jealousy to me but whatever, that’s just my personal opinion.

And yeah. I’ve seen the Lili hate. I’ve seen the speculation and the judgment of how she’s living her life, like her relationship was somehow beholden to total strangers on the internet. I’ve seen her get attacked and blamed for things she has nothing to do with.

As an aside, in general, grown men don’t need coddling. I wish people would stop looking for women to blame because they don’t know what to do with disappointment. We’re not actually society’s punching bags and the expectation that we should be is something I’m never going to be good with.

The way people treat others is, to me, the clearest picture of who they are as a person. I really don’t think we need more to know who the b/archies (the ones who harass strangers) or the people who love to hate Lili are; they’ve already shown us.

Thanks for the ask, lovely!💜

#besos!#anti-barchie #lili reinhart #rd negativity #i think?#sigh #i'm tired #probably incoherent #fandom negativity #aidaahmed7114445

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zevlors-tail · 4 years

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Ehi!how are you?I see your post and would love to be part of your match up ask!(Sorry for my english,I am Italian and I hope to be very clear..) ...

Matchup for tremendouswolfsaladranch! Sorry, it wouldn’t let me tag you for some reason, but here it is! Hope you like it! :) By the way, I understood your english and could read it all! No worries. <3 I’m SO sorry it took so long. ;w; Also, I didn’t have room to fit in some parts of the drabble, but I tried to stick to what you wanted as much as possible. I hope this was okay!

I match you with: Izuku Midoriya!

That gif tho

-Green Bean would be super shy around you but also very friendly. You’re both shy around each other, so there’s just lots of blushy moments and stuttering, but the attraction is there. He makes friends with everyone so easily and willingly, so of course he wants to be your friend too!

-You both became best friends pretty fast. You have your group of friends that you hang out with on a regular basis, but he’s also your best friend, and you see him quite often as well! Once you get more comfortable with each other, you start really having fun, and that’s when he realizes he is head over heels for you. He loves to watch you interact with all your friends and see how kind and outgoing and fun you are!

-Finds your quirk super fascinating! Especially considering how similar the consequences of it are to his own quirk. This boy deals with broken bones so much it’s not even funny. So if you ever get hurt, expect him to be there, checking you over, making sure it’s safe for him to take you to Recovery Girl. Because believe me, he definitely will. He’s been there himself tons of times; he knows the drill by now lol. He likes to study everyone’s quirk, and that includes yours. He would love for you to humor him by answering his questions about it!

-He understands if you need space when you’re upset. Izuku is a very understanding person in general, so he gets it, although it does hurt him to see you isolate yourself from him and everyone else. But the moment you come back to him apologizing and feeling guilty, he’ll be right there to tell you that it wasn’t your fault, that you can work on whatever is bothering you together and if he did something or said something wrong, he’s going to fix it, no doubt about it. He’s a good learner in all aspects, relationships included.

-Overall you make a really good pair together. He loves you so much and takes you out on dates to places he thinks you’ll really enjoy in his free time. He’s such a sweetheart to you, and you can bet he’s going to spoil you rotten.

Fall Drabble: Fall Festival/Pumpkins

I went a little extra on this because I ran out of ideas on the Headcanons, so if it’s a bit longer than others, that’s why. Also, I LOVED your idea for this! SO CUTE.

“Wow, I can’t believe the amount of effort everyone put in to this festival. It turned out pretty neat!” Midoriya walked along beside you as you both marveled at all the activities going on around you. UA had really gotten into the Autumn Spirit this year, and each class had contributed to the festival by hosting a Fall themed activity or experience for the other students to enjoy. It ran all weekend long, each grade participating on a different day so that the other students in different grades could enjoy themselves. Today just so happened to be the upperclassman’s turn to show off their projects and events, so both you and Midoriya had set a few hours of the day aside to enjoy yourselves before you put in your own hard work for the other students tomorrow.

“Yeah, it’s all so cool! Fall is my favorite time of year. All the nice smells in the air, hot apple cider, all the warm colors everywhere...” You smiled to yourself as you recalled all of the reasons that you loved Autumn. “Especially the trees. All of the leaves are changing color, and soon the ground will be covered in beautiful hues of reds and oranges and yellows. I can’t wait to rake up a huge pile of them and jump into it!”

Izuku gave you an adoring look as you rambled on, his eyes glued to your happy face. Nothing made him happier than to see you happy. He wanted so badly to tell you how he really felt, but how could he? He didn’t want to ruin your friendship, not now that you two were so close. And he was just shy...and scared. What if you rejected him? What if you never spoke to him again? He didn’t think he could handle that, so for now, he was content to watch you from afar.

Luckily for him, you had other ideas.

“Hey, what’s that over there?” From a distance, there was a giant blur of orange, and you stared in curiosity as you got closer and closer to it, the giant blob of orange turning into much small blobs of orange instead.

“Looks like...a pumpkin patch! I think Mirio’s class came up with this one,” he explained to you.

Sure enough, the second Togata and his friends spotted you, they waved you over, and you were more than happy to oblige. You saw that your friends were there as well, picking out pumpkins of their own, and Mina happily welcomed you and Izuku into their small group.

You meandered through the haystacks and lines of pumpkins until you found the perfect one: spotless, symmetrically round, and a cute little stem poking out from the top. Not too big, not too small, but just your size and easy to pick up and hold. You nabbed it before anyone else could and made your way back to your group of friends.

“Guys, I found it! I found the perfect pumpkin!” You shouted in excitement as you halted to a stop in front of them. Most of them had their pumpkins picked out as well, including Izuku.

“You’re right, Y/N! That one’s totally flawless, unlike the one Midoriya picked out,” Mina snickered.

Turning your attention to said boy, you saw him blush as he tried to defend himself and his interesting looking pumpkin. “I-It’s not that bad! I thought the bumps gave it some personality...” He mumbled the last part, indignant that everyone else wanted to judge his poor little pumpkin. Well, almost everyone else. Of course you would defend it with him!

“I think it’s cute,” you told him, a slight blush on your face as well. You took a closer look at the lopsided, gnarled, and bumpy orange thing in his hands. It was...probably? A pumpkin?

“Thank you, Y/N.” He gave everyone else a mock glare and a fake pout.

“I’m sure that pumpkin isn’t the only thing you think is cute, Y/N,” Mina teased you suddenly. “Didn’t you want to say something to Midoriya, here?” She nudged your side with her elbow and waggled her eyebrows at you.

Oh, right. The plan.

Beside you, Izuku tilted his head in confusion. “Did...you have something you wanted to tell me?”

“U-Um, I- Well...” You stumbled over your words, not quite sure how to say how you were feeling. Now that this was actually happening, it felt so much different than you thought it would. You were more nervous, quieter, more on edge and confused about what you should say.

“Well, I’ll just leave you two alone then! Good luck, Y/N!” Mina said in a sing-song voice. Finally she left you alone, and you stood there dumbfounded about what to say.

Sensing your distress, Midoriya grabbed your hand with his free one to bring you back to reality. “Hey, do you maybe want to get a caramel apple? We can sh-share it if you don’t mind...” he offered shyly.

Thankful for the distraction, you nodded your head and followed him to the caramel apple stand that was nearby, your pumpkins still in tow. You gave him a small “Thanks,” as he handed the sticky sweet treat to you, but only after taking a bite out of it himself. You both sat down on a bench for a moment to watch the people around you, laughs ringing out and smiles being shared between everyone. With your pumpkins now settled in your laps and both of your hands free again, Izuku returned his left hand to your right and slotted his fingers through yours. Maybe he didn’t know how to verbally confess his feelings, but he could show it through actions. You, on the other hand...

You took another bite of the apple and chewed on it thoughtfully before finally handing it back to him, watching as he took another bite himself. From across the way, you spotted Mina with a sly grin on her face giving you a thumbs up, and you gathered all the courage you could as you opened your mouth to speak.

“H-Hey...Izuku?”

“Hm?” His replied, his mouth still full of caramel apple and bits of nuts.

“I-I...Well, I really like you!” you blurted out. Izuku nearly choked on the apple, a cough resounding in his throat. “Are you okay!?”

“F-Fine...I’m fine!” he managed after he swallowed. “I feel the same way! I just...was too afraid to say it, and I didn’t want to ruin our friendship, but now I don’t have to because I know you feel the same way, and that makes me really happy! But I just wish I could have said something sooner and-”

He was rambling again.

You boldly leaned over, both hands gripping him by the collar of his shirt as you pulled him in for a kiss to shut him up. That seemed to do the trick, his eyes going blank in a split second while he internally freaked out. The both of you just sat there for a moment blushing, until you felt him squeeze your hand tight, and he slowly leaned in to return your kiss.

You could hear Mina in the distance hollering congrats at the both of you, and you just smiled at each other as Izuku held the caramel apple out to you.

“Want another bite?” He grinned.

I maybe might come back and clean this up later and add more to make it a small one shot who knows

#matchup #tremendouswolfsaladranch #bnha matchups #izuku #izuku midoriya

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waynedunlaptheorgandonor · 5 years

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alpha/beta are carol/daryl foils: an analysis no one asked for; twd s10 spoilers, obviously

hoo boy. okay, so i’ve been intending to write this for days, but i had to let it marinate, and also i haven’t been sleeping and couldn’t concentrate long enough to write it down, but whatever, i digress. “we are the end of the world” was something, wasn’t it?? it is so weird to have a plotline in twd that’s like...good? and SO refreshing to have a villain who isn’t a macho, rapey, white dude. i personally believe that all showrunners should be women from now on. oh, i’m digressing again, my apologies.

here’s the actual content, under the cut bc it’s a fucking novel:

so, from alpha’s very first episode, when i saw her shaving her head, i literally thought, “oh, so she’s carol’s foil and they’re going to have an inevitable showdown, huh?” guess who was right? this bitch. but what i didn’t catch right away was how beta is also daryl’s foil, and how the main focus of this season is alpha/beta vs carol/daryl.

let’s take it apart individually first, yeah?

carol vs. alpha:

like i said, the scene that made me instantly aware of what they were setting up was when alpha shaved her head. carol’s hair was a big thing in season 9, and the fact that we had just had henry talking about carol growing her hair out long, juxtaposed with alpha shaving hers off, is what set the alarm bells off for me. i have said over and over that i don’t believe kang does anything unintentionally, and girl loves her symbolism, so those two opposing scenes was a taste of what she was setting up.

carol and alpha are both near-indestructible forces who also happen to be mother’s suffering the loss of their children at the hand of the other. (carol isn’t directly responsible for lydia, but she’s included with “the others” that took lydia from alpha, so i think alpha still sees her as part of it.)

carol and alpha both have transformed themselves to fit within the confines of the world they currently live in, while recognizing that their children weren’t meant for it, even within their own grief. let us refer to figures a and b (lol) below.

figure a:

here in “the grove” we have creepy girl who i hate and am terrified of asking carol if sophia died because she was weak, and carol straight up is like, “yes.” she doesn’t even sugarcoat it. she accepted that her daughter wasn’t going to survive from the jump, because “there wasn’t a mean bone in her body.”

figure b:

here we see alpha losing her goddamn shit, because she’s having a come-to-jesus moment with beta about losing lydia, because she can’t have lydia and be the alpha at the same time, because lydia “is not like” her.

conclusion: carol and alpha both mourn for their daughters, but have accepted that to be the people they need to be in the apocalypse, their children needed to die (or in lydia’s case, be dead metaphorically). in short, carol and alpha are two sides of the same coin. they’ve both found ways to survive, except one is for the good guys, and the other is for the bad guys, and now they’re head-to-head, and it is d e l i c i o u s.

moving on.

daryl vs beta:

idk why the parallels didn’t occur to me when they had daryl fighting beta. i blame henry, he was distracting me by being a delightful idiot (rip my dumb bitch), but that seed was planted in season 9, too. go kang for continuity. who knew twd could do that? anyway.

the big thing that compares daryl and beta is who they were before they found carol and alpha respectively. we obviously don’t know a whole lot of details about beta’s life, but we have enough to extrapolate and compare, and extrapolate and compare we shall.

alright, so we got our favorite lovable, filthy redneck, who grew up abused and isolated, and then here comes the apocalypse, and the only person he has left is his brother, and that’s what defines him until he loses him, both when rick chained him to a roof, and then again, after a brief relapse, when merle sacrificed himself.

next we have beta, who again, our info is limited, but he does not become “beta” until after whoever that walker alpha puts down is gone. judging by the size, approximate age, and the closeness beta had to him, i’m betting on, you guessed it, his brother.

observe:

figure a:

figure b:

these are both turning points for these men, where they Fully Become the dudes that we know. daryl couldn’t be the daryl we know and love until merle was gone for good, and whatever his actual name is couldn’t become beta until smiley face shirt guy was smooshed.

(side note: how fucking rank does that t-shirt have to be by now? at least the mask dries out, but do you think that t-shirt is just like, melded into beta’s skin at this point? gross.)

so time for the fun part.

alpha/beta and caryl in season 10:

season 10 finds both duos in similar circumstances, by which i mean, alpha and carol are losing their minds, and beta and daryl are like, “uhhhh, you ok?” the men are these women’s confidants, their person, the one they trust and love above all others. carol saved daryl and brought him into a community, and alpha did the same thing with beta. you want more visual aides? well, sure thing, scout!

figure a:

we’re carylers, we already know carol’s the reason daryl has the confidence and self-esteem to become part of the group, but juxtapose this with the following pic, which i will label

figure b (again):

and you will see that alpha sees something in beta that no one else does. she sees this lonely, talented man, who’s adrift and in solitude, and she essentially calls dibs. sound familiar? inorite?

so daryl and beta are now loyal to a fault to their women, and this season already has them being wary of how they’re acting. yes, i have more pictures. i like taking screenshots, okay?

figure a:

one of the first scenes we get with caryl is daryl asking carol if she’s still thinking about alpha, and if she is Dwelling, which is interesting, because...

figure b:

...that’s exactly the same thing we get with alpha and beta. the first scene in “we are the end of the world” with the two of them in present day is him questioning her motives, and then later on he’s like, “fuck, are you Dwelling?”

and both women immediately are like:

and neither dude knows wtf to do about this, because they’re used to the women being the strong ones. carol’s whole, “you’ve got to feel it, but not me, i’m good repressing, conceal don’t feel” thing, mixed with alpha’s, “we’re living like the dead and the dead don’t feel emotions so obviously I Am Fine” motto is what their boys are used to, but suddenly carol is hallucinating dead children, and alpha is making shrines, and our poor dudes are like, “plz stop???” esp bc they know these women are FUCKING TERRIFYING, and should never be left to their own devices if they’re being crazy crackers.

ergo, both men are clinging to the hope that they can bring the women back from the brink. my last visual aides, yes i know, how sad:

figure a:

figure b:

both scenes have these dudes reaching out to their women and essentially expressing, in their own way, “i’m worried about you, can you plz stay within eyesight at all times, ilu,” bc neither daryl nor beta is equipped to have a nice long sit down conversation about feelings, and obviously carol and alpha wouldn’t bother to entertain it in the first place, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. they tried.

will it work? unlikely! because after that showdown at the end of both eps 1 and 2, these bitches ain’t about to stop for nothing. they just straight up made enemies for life, and they’re going straight harry potter with this shit, neither can live while the other survives, someone has to die, and while beta and daryl are not super on board with this whole “being bonkers and bent on revenge” thing, you better bet your ass that they’re going to make sure their woman is the winner, which means they automatically are paired up against one another as well.

so in a nutshell: we could have just stuck goatees on mmb and norman reedus, cast them as alpha and beta, and called them mirror!verse caryl (star trek reference, yay/nay?), because they’re mother fucking foils setting up for the mother fucking fight of the century, and oh my god, can you feel it in your bones how exciting it is that it’s not going to be a rick + negan dick measuring contest again? i am So Hype.

and ofc, as a hardcore caryl shipper, i obviously have to throw in that alpha and beta are totally in love (which is esp fun, bc whisperers aren’t supposed to feel love, uh oh, vulcan violation, yes i made another star trek reference, bite me), and if they are paralleling caryl, well...extrapolate from the evidence.

i love kang, you guys. i love how she tells a story. i love that she knows how to tell a story. this show is good again, and idk how she did it, but damnit, she did.

thus endeth my pointless critical analysis. forgive me. i was an english major and have absolutely no other use for my degree.

i’m ashamed too.

that’s all. tomorrow is the early release of the caryl episode, i mean the new episode. looking forward to dying a valiant death with the lot of you. until then, friends.

deuces,

-diz

addendum: i was editing this, and was trying to think if there’s a parallel to the bracelet scene, and the only thing i could think of that alpha gives beta is his mask. she encourages him to take the face of his brother(?), and that keeps him grounded, which is interesting, bc my prediction for the bracelet is that it’s going to end up being a grounding device for carol when she’s dissociating. i don’t have a solid conclusion drawn there, but i thought i’d mention it before posting, just to plant the seed.

k, done 4 real, bye

#alpha/beta #do they have a ship name?#bc i'm worried it's gonna get tagged in that weird kink stuff #gdi #whatever #moving on #caryl #carol peletier #daryl dixon #twd s10 spoilers #twd #dunlap tp

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afterglow-prompts · 6 years

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a hundred dialogue prompts

hey all! awhile ago i decided that for every 25 sets put out, i’ll be doing mass prompts! i hope you enjoy this. i have each original prompt list linked in each number for your convenience. also, i’ll link the other ones below this note as soon as i put them out! thank you all so much!

this is going to be long lol, all prompts under the cut

fifty otp prompts

“That was my sarcastic voice.” “That sounded a lot like your normal voice.” “So I’ve heard.”

“I’m going to lose my last shred of sanity.” “You can’t lose what you don’t have.”

“I can’t tell if they’re enemies or lovers.” “Neither can I, but I can sure as hell say that they’re entertaining.”

“I’m going to need you to put on pants before we do anything else.” “I am wearing pants!” “Male booty shorts in the dead of winter do not count as pants.”

“Do you want to know what you’re feeling right now?” “And what would that be?” “Absolute stupidity.”

“Even if I had a week, I couldn’t list all the reasons why this won’t work.”

“I’m going to need about six more cups of coffee before I lose the nerve to do this.”

“I may act like an angel, but I’m definitely not Cupid. Do you know why? First, I can hardly find a date for myself. Second, my butt only looks semi-fabulous in a diaper.”

“See, someone thinks I’m funny!” “Well statistically, someone has to.”

“Both of you have been glancing at each other for the past two fucking hours when the other isn’t looking. Will you please make out already!”

“I read a lot of fanfiction. Trust me, I know how this will turn out.”

“Don’t put money on me losing, you dipshit.”

“Stop fighting over her, we don’t have time for a love triangle right now!”

“I’m the world champion of laziness. I’d go and grab the fake belt my parents made as a joke, but it’s all the way upstairs.”

“Let me help you, I know you’re not that strong.” “I’m strong enough to carry your corpse into the woods, so I suggest you shut up.”

“People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.”

“My feelings for you are like the colors of the night sky, blinding, beautiful, and seemingly endless.”

“I can’t tell them I’m writing the love notes, they’ll kill me!”

“I didn’t mean to fall in love with them, it kind of just happened.”

“I’ll be yours until all the stars fall out of the sky.”

“Are you allergic to happiness?” “No, but I’m allergic to your stupidity.”

“You can’t lose weight by running away from your feelings.” “I can damn well try.”

“You should apologize.” “Fine. Unfuck you or whatever you want me to say.”

“I could hurt you if I wanted.” “So could a dedicated duck. You’re not special.”

“I’m here to save you, of course.” “Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but I don’t need to be saved.”

“My mood is currently screaming into oblivion.”

“Are you okay?” “No, next question.”

“You’re cute as hell.” “Coincidentally, that’s where I came from.”

“Why for the love of everything good and holy are you screaming like your ass is on fire?”

“I am nothing if not consistent.” “Yeah, a consistent pain in my ass.”

“This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!” “What about the time where-.” “Let’s not do this!”

“Sorry I hit you, my first instinct was to attack.” “You didn’t know it was me?” “Oh, I knew.”

“You need to lay off the caffeine.” “Do that and you might need to lay off your life because I will make it a living fucking hell.”

“You made me chocolate chip cookies? How thoughtful! You are the best person ev-. OH MY GOSH. THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU ASSHOLE! YOU KNOW I HATE RAISINS GET BACK HERE.”

“There are 1,013,913 words in the English language, but I could never string them together to accurately enough to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.”

“I love you dearly, but I am going to shove you into a trash can the first chance I get.” “Fair enough.”

#10

“If you take that cupcake, I will hit you with a chair. Repeatedly.” “Don’t do it. They’ve done it to me before.”

“Be polite.” “Go fuck yourself.”

“Sing this with me or I’ll kick your ass.”

“When every door around you is closed, kick one in with brute force.”

#11

“I dreamed about you last night.” “I’m just the pizza delivery guy. Please sign the receipt and let me leave.”

“Haven’t you ever heard the phrase ‘pick your battles’?” “Yes, and I pick all of them.”

“I will not hesitate to strangle you.” “Can you even reach my neck?”

“I hate you with every inch of my being!” “That’s not a lot of inches.”

#12

“For fuck’s sake, stop, stop talking about yourself like that! It makes me sick!” “Why? You don’t care!” “The fuck I don’t! I love you. Every single part of you.”

“Breathe for me, my darling. You have to breathe to live.”

“This unworthy heart of mine will always be yours, do not forget that.”

“A warrior without scars is either play-acting or very, very good.” “Who said I didn’t have scars?”

#13 (what is it with me and the terrible angst?)

“C’mon, they’re only a few scratches.” “You were in a car crash you insolent little shit!”

“I thought I lost you. Do you have any idea, even a minuscule one, on how much that hurt me?”

“Don’t you dare lie to me. Not about this.”

“Giving away love never hurt anyone.” “But if you give away too much, what is left for yourself?”

#14

“You are the human version of a migraine.”

“Is it too early to have a breakdown this week?” “It’s Monday.” “That doesn’t answer my question.”

“In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?” “How tall are you?”

“I may be a mechanic, but I can’t fix stupid.”

#15

“Why do you have a picture of your dog on the top of your tree?” “Because he’s the brightest star ever.”

“It’s Christmas!” “Yeah, it’ll also be your death date unless you let me go back to sleep.”

“And you put a picture of Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson in my stocking because?” “Because I couldn’t find any coal or other rocks so I put that in there instead.”

“Christmas is overrated.” “There’s the door, I think it’s time for you to go through it and leave.”

#16

“You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent years studying the game and developing my skills. I spent hours upon hours training until my hands cramp. Even my TV is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing, and you think you can beat me? Let’s fucking go.”

“Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for seventeen years and I’m not about to start now!”

“Um, did you tell me it was impossible to sing along with a guitar solo? Stand back. Your insurance doesn’t cover blown minds.”

“My songs are lost on you. You simply don’t know how to enjoy them.”

#17 (this is my most popular prompt list & it is full of the fluffiest prompts)

“Did you just kiss me?” “Was I not supposed to?” “I don’t know, but could you do it again?”

“I might be in love with you.” “That’s great to hear since I am in love with you.”

“I’ll be yours until all the stars fall out of the sky.”

“You missed. Your lips were supposed to touch mine, you dingbat.”

#18

“You’re really good at Mariokart.” “You say that like you’re surprised. It’s almost like I didn’t train for years to be the best.”

“I need to be twenty times hotter than I am right now.” “Twenty times zero is still zero.”

“I can’t tell if you’re being arrogant or ignorant.” “Both, probably.”

“Let’s not do this.” “What could go wrong? We’re all wearing helmets and the shopping cart is fully padded!”

#19

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “Well if I didn’t have sarcasm, I’d have to flat out tell people that they’re an idiot. My mother raised me better than that.”

“It’s what’s on the inside that’s beautiful.” “Oh yeah, my intestines are blushing up a storm right now.”

“Why are you laughing at a picture of a potato?” “It reminded me of you.”

“Is that supposed to be an insult, you unimaginative dishrag?”

#20

“Get over here, being apart of the group means being apart of group hugs.”

“My pants may be down around my ankles, but judging by your blush, I look very attractive in my underwear.”

“I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.” “And the punch to the jaw?” “No, you definitely deserved that.”

“Bad things keep happening to me. It’s like I have bad luck or something.” “No, the reason you have bad luck is because you’re a dumbass.”

#21

“You have beautiful eyes.” “Thanks, I need them to see.”

“Fuck off, it’s three in the morning.”

“Definitely not my finest hour.” “Do you think?”

“We do not have time for theatrics, move your ass!”

#22

“I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to NO ONE and NOTHING.”

“Do you think I have anger issues?” “Well, I wouldn’t call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.”

“I’m sorry I called you stupid, I thought you already knew.”

“You said you wanted my honest opinion, and there you have it. You’re a dumbass.”

#23

“Don’t underestimate us.” “Our team motto is maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”

“What am I allergic to?” “Blueberries, roses, and the full spectrum of human emotions.”

“Don’t look at me, this isn’t my fault.” “But aren’t you the one who set the kitchen on fire?” “How was I supposed to know that a slim jim is flammable?”

“Fuck off.” “It’s always nice to feel wanted.”

#24

“As the saying goes in Shakespeare’s time, goest fucketh thyself.”

“I am sixty percent water, twenty percent mountain dew, twenty percent pizza, and one hundred percent swag.” “That’s two hundred percent.” “I’m twice the person you’ll ever be.”

“Go crawl up Satan’s ass.”

“I wish I was one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.”

#25

“Why must you attack me with your words.” “Do you want me to use rocks?”

“On a scale from one to ten, you’re a nine and I’m the one you need.” “No, what the fuck, I’m a ten.”

“You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”

“It’s been a long week.” “It’s the middle of a Monday.” “As I said, it’s been a long week.”

#mass dialogue prompt batch #dialogue prompts

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i-am-parsec · 5 years

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Unaddressed Letters - Part V

Leaving Jacksonville - part I

The night they leave is warm and quiet. End of the summer, the streets downtown are still fairly crowed after the sun goes down, Stacy has some costumers roaming around the thrift shop while Chase, just across the street, sweats in the kitchen of a Mexican restaurant, trying to leave no meat uncooked and no drink without ice.

During a brief moment of precious spare time, he checks his phone.

“Call me when you are done with the dishes, kitchen boy" reads the screen.

His heart skips a beat and he frowns. Of course she’s texting him, they are friends. They go back home together every single night after work. This is not something worth a heart-beat skipping, when the fuck is his brain going to get the memo?

He can’t continue his internal screaming - those burritos aren’t going to make themselves.

The young girl puts her phone away as an old man approaches the counter. Dark eyes, whitening short brown hair, a full goatee and about two heads taller than her. He doesn’t look scary per se, but neither does he look friendly and yet Stacy is invaded by an strange feeling of warm comfort when met by this unknown client and ponders, for a second, why. When it clicks, her hands freeze. She keeps her gaze glued on the light blue shirt she’s bagging, choking back the tears. It’s always like this, something ordinary, unimportant, pulls the trigger and the pain rushes to her eyes. She manages to snap out of it, but not without the man noticing.

“Is everything okay, ma’am?”

Fuck, even his voice is similar. She fails at smiling and looks away.

“Yes, sir, it’s just…you look a lot like...uh, my dad. Well, not a lot, it’s mostly the beard...I think…”

As she looks down, it’s impossible to deny the burn in her throat and the shaking of her hands. Not now, please, not here. Crying during working hours in a thrift shop that’s probably – totally – laundering drug money.

Well, that’s a new low.

“Did you lose him recently?” asks the man gently, prompting her to look up.

“No, I…I lost him when I was kid. He was shot…a robbery gone wrong…”

He nods, no trace of pity in his features, only compassion and understanding. Maybe he lives in town, maybe he also lost someone in the hands of the corrupted and greedy. Maybe he knows this pain too.

“I’m sorry to tell you, darling, that it won’t ever stop hurting, especially in your case, a loss so unfair, but let me tell you this…” the old man stops for a second, and then, with more conviction than Stacy has ever witnessed in her entire life “…you are strong enough to handle this and any other nonsense that life throws at you. You just gotta remember that, always."

Her phone buzzes for a long minute but she doesn’t pick up. She’s still holding her breath when he gives her the money. She wants to tell him to not worry about it, the shirt is on her, but with such a tight budget, every cent counts. All she can do is smile and thank him.

Another call. She tries her best to sound calm but Chase can tell something's wrong in the tiredness of her "hey". She explains quickly, hoping to ease his friend's mind - he's already anxious mess by default, wouldn't want to fuel it up - and after repeating at least ten times "yes, Chase, I swear I'm ok now", she sighs and then asks.

"Can we go down to the bar tonight?"

There's a second of silence. She hates drinking or, to be more precise, she hates seeing him drinking. She claims he likes it a bit too much for his own good. She continues.

"I'll hurry up and close this dumpster in a minute, and then we go straight down to Joe's, what do you say?"

He knows what his friend is doing, she's avoiding herself, avoiding the thinking, the pain and honestly, he can't blame her. He's been there, done that, and she always stayed by his side whenever he went into Emotionless Drunk Mess mode, so he has no problem returning the favor now.

"I say I'm covered in sweat, blood and other unknown bodily fluids so maybe we go home and take a shower first?"

When she laughs, he feels his heart become a little lighter.

"First of all: ew, gross; secondly: We take shower? Are you suggesting we take it together, Brody?"

And there it is, that's the Stacy he knows and loves - a teasing smart ass. This time though, he doesn't let her words fluster him - too much - and attacks back.

"Of course, Walters, we gotta do it for the environment's sake, you know? We gotta save water!"

"Oh, yeah, totally, that’s why, it has nothing to do with you dying to see me naked."

"I feel so insulted you would even dare to think that, young lady, I am a gentleman!"

"Oh, sure thing, perv. Okay, I'll finish here and meet you outside in a bit."

The smile on his face lingers all the way until he sees her walking out the store. He nods curiously at the bag on her hand. She smiles like a kid planning a prank and simply winks.

“I’m just borrowing a little something.”

“Uh, yeah, that’s called stealing, Stacy.”

She chuckles and then, as she usually does, starts a fire in his chest with just a short phrase.

“Don’t judge me, I just want to look pretty for our date.”

She’s joking, Brody, she’s fucking joking, like all friends do.

Just as they get to their stop, their bus arrives.

“This must be our lucky night” exclaims Stacy surprised. Once they are settled in their seats, she rests her head on his shoulder and grabs his hand. Chase simply does his best to not suffer a stroke.

“We have to get out of here, dude. Soon.”

“That’s the plan” stutters the young man, wishing he could sound a bit less nervous by something that they have been doing for years now.

“Yeah, I know, but we always talk about it as a goal in the future and I…I don’t know. I feel like we shouldn’t wait too long or we might end up never leave this town” mutters Stacy with a sudden grim tone.

“Don’t say that, dude, of course we are doing it,” says her friend as her grabs her chin, looking for her eyes, all awkwardness replaced by the imperative need to bring her smile back “we promised we would, didn’t we?”

She nods half-heartedly and snuggles up against him, like a lost dog hides from the rain under a frail tree. As he hugs her, bringing her closer, he whispers against her dark hair: “Let’s set a date.”

“For our wedding? Sorry, Brody, but you haven’t even proposed to me yet” she jokes dryly.

Ignoring the sudden rush of heat on his body, he replies: “No, dumbass, for our escape!”

She come out of her shelter and looks at him with a hint of excitement on her eyes.

“A date?”

“Yeah, a date. Tell me when you want to leave.”

She bites her lower lip - one of her many quirks that drives him insane - and inhales slowly. As she breathes out, she answers: “End of this year. That should give us enough time to save a decent amount of money, make a good plan and maybe find a place to rent.”

“Well, end of the year it is. December 31 we are getting the fuck out of Jacksonville.”

And when he laughs, she feels the whole world become a little lighter.

More info, previous chapters, tag list AND HEADCANONS under the cut

First and foremost, I apologize for any mistakes in the chapter. This one wasn’t proof-read either and on top of that I wrote it on a rush but hopefully it’s decent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All chapters in chronological order, here. Previous chapter, here. Next chapter, here.

SO, yes, this is a two-part chapter - truth be told, I’m only posting this now and not both parts as one since I’m quite busy and have no time to finish writing it but I still wanted to post something now as, idk, a christmas special???? whatever, I just wanted to post it, lol

Anyways, HEADCANON TIME:

* As you may have noticed in the last chapter, Chase and Stacy’s daughter - Esperanza (which, by the way, means Hope in Spanish) - has a VERY Latino name, well, that’s because my hc is that Stacy is latina! Well, half latina, her mom is latina, her dad is white and because Stacy is white-passing and her mom knew about the struggles of being a Latina woman in the US, Stacy’s parents decided to give her a very white first name, so she would have it “easier” in life. Spoiler alert: she didn’t have it easier in life. Like, at all.

* Despite that, she still has a very Latino second name - Dolores (which means Pains in Spanish *winkwink*) - that she loves just as much as she loves her Latino heritage, and that’s why she named her daughter like that - Chase 100% loves the name as well.

* This is kinda spoilerish (because I will explore this headcanon in far more depth later on the fic) but I still feel you guys should know: Before they were the best of friends, Henrik and Chase were penpals - they met through an elementary school penpal project and kept writing each other all the way until adulthood, when they finally met face to face.

* Neither Chase or Stacy had pets - or were allowed to have any - by the time they became friends, but they both love animals and started feeding a cat they always came across on their way to school. They named the cat Sam.

* Stacy is allergic to cats. She loved Sam from a distance.

* Chase knows quite a bit of Spanish Stacy taugh him. She didn’t teach him just for funsies but because she ended up getting him a job in a Mexican restaurant and the owners didn’t speak English. She was very impressed by how easy it was for him to get used to the Latino enviroment and how good he turned out to be at cooking.

* Chase knows Stacy likes her second name better than her first, but sucks at pronuncing it correctly so he only call her Dolores jokingly andsometimeswhentheyhavesex

* They weren’t each others “first”, but Stacy told Chase after they did it for the first time that she had never enjoyed sex before him (and Chase almost cried because of such huge compliment).

* Esperanza is fluent in Spanish and English and knows a bit of German thanks to Uncle Henrik. Henrik is also Esperanza’s godfather.

I have way more headcanons but all of them are incredibly spoilery, so this is all you get for now. Now let’s move on to the next chap-

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Thank you so much for reading, hope you enjoyed it! If you did, please reblog, that helps me a lot ❤

#Chase Brody #Stacy Brody #Unaddressed Letters #Jacksepticeye #Antisepticeye #Henrik Von Schneepletein #Dr. Schneeplestein #Fanfic #JSE #fanfiction #JSE egos #JSE community #therealjacksepticeye

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stillfuckinbetterthanyou · 6 years

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Rule Of Three

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions, then tag 10 people you want to know better.

Thank you very much for tagging, @soha-friend!

Sounds like fun. It’s been a while I did one of these.

Three Fandoms:

Mortal Kombat

Marvel Cinematic Universe

South Park

I am in too many fandoms, so I just choosed the first three that popped up my mind and I wached/played the last.

The First Character You Loved

Not gonna lie, it was Scorpion. As a kid I was so much into him.

Iron Man, of course. Still love him a lot.

Very very first would be Kenny McCormick. In Czech rep. they aired SP only to year 2004 and then stopped so I could see only the very first episodes/seasons. Obviously, I couldn’t speak english back there and I doubt it was online anyway. However, there were only little of main and side characters offered back there. So naturally I loved Kenny. I mean, I liked the joke that he is immortal and felt bad that his friends never remember that he was dead.

The Character You Never Expected To Love So Much:

Honestly-- Sub Zero. As I said, as a kid Ioved Hanzo and it would be a sin to also like Sub Zero back there. :’D It was natural hatred but I grew up. I am a better person now.

The first one that popped up my head is Ant-man. Honestly, as everybody else I thought the movie is gonna be lame but then I could see quality in it and Scott’s character. I also appreciate the realistic scene “Look, man. I got a Masters in Electrical Engineering, alright? I’ll be fine.”

Hmm.. Butters Stotch. Definitely. Younger me just thought he is too naive and annoying but as I grew up I see the briliant side of his character. One of the best now.

The Character You Relate To The Most :

Relate? Wow, that’s hard. :’D

At this one I have no idea, beause I don’t think I can relate to anyone.. Maybe you guys should tell me what do you think I am the most like. //I took like three quizzed and they said Kano, Sonya and Goro but we can’t trust the quizzes unless it’s buzzfeed, right? :’D

Hm... maybe? Not sure. It’s hard to say, I’d act differently if I had some crazy superpowers. But assuming I’d have the same abilities, I’d totally relate to Loki. I’d do the same bullshit as him yet I know my weak place would be in ppl I care about even though I never say it.

Craig Tucker I’d say. We share a lot of personal traits, people already say that when we watch SP and I can’t say I disagree. Both ISTJs.

As for me, I would have chosen:

Everybody assumes this is meant in a romantic way, so let’s go with this...

I mean.. I am thinking too much logically about everything but.. I’d say Tomas Vrbada. We speak the same language, so no speaking barrier. Same nationality, so I assume somehow similar personality as well.. we’d be cool with eachother I guess. I’d love to have a drinking buddy for long free nights. Also we’d match with the hair-- oh hell yeah, I changed my hair color again, I am the silver fox now. Shoot.

Uhmmm...Dunno. Probably a human, so Peter Quill I guess. Or Kraglin, actually and ironically. He seems as clumsy as me and we’d choose the nice hats together. (I’d say Tony Stark but that is way outta my league. :’D Same with people with actual superpowers.) I have no idea. Again, you can help me out here and send an ask with your opinion.

Craig Tucker, once again. Personality traits and opinions shared. And I’d get along with his friends more than with someone from the original four’s group. And when I thought about it, there is no one else I’d really get along in closer meaning.

The Character You’d Slap :

Honestly, there are TOO many characters deserving a proper beat up but rn I’d go with Raiden. I was just thinking about him and his actions recently.

Captain America.. Just for lolz because he is not my favourite character, quite opposite actually.

Eric Cartman. ‘nuff said.

Three Favorite Characters (in order of preference):

Jesus this is hard af!

Kenshi Takehashi, Tomas Vrbada, Kano..

Iron Man, Deadpool, Black Panther (my very first childhood comic crush, lol)... I love LOT of characters, this is so hard goddammit. They are all on the same level, really. It’s impossible to choose three, so I went with the three that popped up my mind the first.

Craig Tucker, Kenny McCormmick anddd.... Eric Cartman I guess. You can’t judge me for the last one. I know he is the WORST character at the same time but I am sorry-- the show wouldn’t be the same without him and acknowledge all his nasty terrible habbits and flaws but thanks to him the show is what it is. At least the first few seasons. HATE ME FOR THIS UNPOPULAR OPINION.

Character You Liked At First, But Don’t Like Anymore:

Kung Lao I’d say.. I didn’t like some of his latest actions. Idk. Can’t REALLY think of anyone rn.

Black Widow. I dunno she got annoying over the years.

Hmmm... Wendy Testaburger.. No further explanation.

A Character You Didn’t Like At First But Do Now:

Bi-Han. No logical explanation, dunno as a kid I was weird.

I will go with Thor. I actually didn’t really like him as a character at first but as the more movies were filmed, I started to enjoy him.

Hah, Clyde Donovan. I wasn’t really seen in the early seasons and the younger me didn’t like him. But same case as with Butters-- I grew up and realized the joke of his character.

Three OTPs:

I am not really into pairings.. but I guess I can try..

I really like the canon that is Takeda and Jacqui. I also like Sub-zero (both) and Smoke dynamics.

Uh. well... I guess Star-lord and Gamora are alright! And I appreciate they got Wanda and Vision together, just as in the comics! //And Valkyrie and her girlfriend, it was a sad scene actually.

No, no, I dunno if can do SP pairings.. I’d go with the canon as well if it wasn’t TOO overrated and annoying by now. I liked Kyle and David moments, tho.

I didn’t read the questions first so with SP fandom it might be a little weird but I ain’t gonna re-do it now... I apologize in advantage before someone will diss me for this.

As always I won’t tag anyone particular, so feel free to fill it up for fun and don’t forget to tag me in it! c:

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aisyndromes · 7 years

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I’m sorry

Request: Hey! Can you write an angsty-cute imagine with theo? Theo and reader have a really heated and violent fight (bc of theo’s over-possessiveness) like screams throwing objects. And theo says something he really shouldn’t say and reader gets heartbroken. Then theo tries to apologize. Like he gets really needy and clingy. Im thirsty for needy and cute theo. Thank you 💗

A/N: i hope you enjoy, i haven’t write in a long time and i write this in slight rush sooo ;;; (btw, i’m still a newbie to tumblr lol) orz

Warning(s): angst, fight, throwing things/?, eventual fluff, probably grammatical error and bad english.

Pairing: Theo Raeken x Reader, (mentioned) Bestfriend Liam x Reader

Share your thoughts???

“Having fun with Liam?”

You turned around as soon as you heard that familiar voice, one that belongs to your beloved; Theo Raeken. You almost throw your arms to hug him, but you had to stop yourself.

Stood there by your door frame is Theo, who doesn’t seem in a very good mood, judging from the look on his face. There’s a frown visible on his face, his arms crossed over his chest.

“Theo— where have you been?”

“Oh, I was just watching someone I love having fun with another guy.”

You fell silence at his comeback. You were confused, wondering why Theo is mad at you when you felt like you did nothing wrong. On the other hand, Theo take your silence as a sign of guilt, and he snorts.

“So you like it better when you’re with Liam, (Y/N)?”

“Theo— what are you talking about? I did spend some time with him, but it’s nothing like that!”

“You think I’m stupid? You think I didn’t see the way he looks at you?” Theo gritted his teeth, making his way closer to you.

“What? You think Liam—”

“It’s obvious already! How come you never noticed!? This is why I told you to stay away from him!”

You’re beyond mad at this point. This had happened before, where Theo was pissed because you spend time with Liam (plus Mason and Corey), and that time he told you to keep your distance from Liam. Liam is your best friend, you liked him only as a friend, nothing else. But of course Theo would take it all wrong, considering that he is very possessive.

“Liam is my best friend! He is always been my best friend before we met!”

Theo growled, hearing you saying that makes it even worse. He knew Liam is your best friend, but he couldn’t help himself—seeing you spending time with him makes him angry. His eyes then darted around, he walked over to your desk, and grab a frame which has your picture with Liam.

“Throw this, (Y/N).”

You looked up—almost glared—at him. “No. Never.”

“God damnit, (Y/N). Don’t be a bitch!” It felt like you’re stabbed right on your heart when you heard it. “Fine. You want it that way?”

Before he could do anything, you ran up to him and took the frame back. As you did that, tears were already running down your face. And Theo was taken aback.

“I thought you were better than that. I should’ve seen this coming…”

You can’t control yourself, tears kept rolling down your cheek.

“Get out.”

“I’m not leaving until you give that—”

“GET OUT!” As if in rage, you started to throw whatever it is near. Frame, books, your pillows, anything. Meanwhile he had his arms over his face as a shield, whilst slowly backing away. When he did, you pushed him out of your room, and locked the door.

“(Y/N)!!” He slammed his fist on the door.

“Go away… I don’t want to see you…”

Theo remained silent; realized how much it hurts when you pushed him away—and how much he had hurt you.

“(Y/N)… I’m sorry… I’ve gone too far…”

Leaning against the door, you pulled your knees and hugged it tight, burying your face as you sobbed. You never wanted it to end this way, but you can’t be with someone who’s never willing to accept it that you have friends—someone who wants to keep you away from them. It’s never going to work, since friendship is very important to you as well.

Theo stay still on the other side of the door, hoping you would open the door eventually and hug him, and then he would apologize before he take you to bed, cuddling all night.

But you never opened the door.

You woke up the next morning, eyes swollen. The first thing that comes into your mind when you woke up is that you and your boyfriend had a fight. As you rose up from your bed (though you didn’t remember you’ve move from the door) your eyes scanned your room. It’s all a big mess, books everywhere, pillow on the floor, your picture and Theo is also on the floor.

Your day haven’t even started and you’ve missed him already. It’s really cold sleeping alone on the bed which you two usually share. But after the things he said last night, you probably going to need some time.

After a moment, you walked over to the door; opened it hesitantly. And the sight that lay before you was heartbreaking.

Theo is leaning against the wall right next to your door, his eyes were closed, but at the moment that door opened his eyes were opened as well. He immediately looked up at you, and stood up; without thinking twice he just hugged you tightly.

“(Y/N)… I’m sorry.”

You were speechless, you didn’t know what to say. Did he stay all night?

“I was jealous. I’m sorry, I know what I said last night was awful. I shouldn’t have said those things and I really am sorry—”

You gave up.

You hugged him tight in return, burying your face on his chest.

“I wish I can say that I hate you but I can’t.” You whispered, and he chuckled.

“Good.”

Theo picked you up in his arms, and the next thing you knew you’re on your back on the bed, him on top of you. He caressed your cheek softly, eyes locked with yours, and eventually he kissed you.

The kiss last longer than you’ve thought, when he pulls away, he turns to kiss your jaw, up to your lips only briefly, then to your cheek, your nose—he just peppered kisses across your face. This is a side of Theo that you really love the most. He can be sweet and clingy at times, mostly when there were just the two of you of course.

“Theo… Promise me you’ll never get jealous again? Not when it’s only Liam…”

He didn’t answer, instead he kissed your lips—probably to silence you. You didn’t mind though, but he need to hear it from you. You need to make it clear to him, so you push him away softly.

“Listen to me, Theo—”

He almost kissed you, but you already have your palms on each side of his cheek, cupped his face. Your eyes bore into his, deep.

“I get it, (Y/N), Liam is your best friend. And it’s probably just me thinking that he has a crush on you—”

“Even if he did, or anyone else really, I would never notice.” You smiled, “Because I only have my eyes on you, always.“

Theo smiled, and you finally pulled him into a soft, sweet kiss; just to reassure him that what you said is indeed true.

“I love you, (Y/N).”

#theo raeken #theo x reader #theo raeken x reader #teenwolf #teenwolfimagines #imagines #cody christian #requested #fluff #angst #liamdunbar #liam #lovers

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stilesssolo · 3 years

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It's going to be so cute to remember that in the next chapter we'll see Ella going to school. imagine her telling to her classmates that have famous parents

sorry for my english

Omg guys stop apologizing for your english 😂 first off, I’m never judging your grammar or spelling or anything in an ask, and second— you shouldn’t feel bad for speaking in a second language, like… you know a second language!!! That’s amazing!!! I am so impressed already, you do not have to apologize for anything!

Also yes lol we better hope none of Ella’s classmates have parents on stan twitter 😂

#baby i’ll come back to you #asks #answered #anonymous

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onepunchmanchatroom-blog · 7 years

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Eggcruciating Puns

[Name] has created a chatroom. [Name] has invited Saitama, Genos. [Name]: Yellow? Genos: Greetings, [Name]-san. But may I ask why you are greeting us with a color similar to the sun? Saitama: Oi, what do you need? I was in the middle of finishing my book. Saitama: And, Genos. Genos: Yes, Sensie? Saitama: Aren't you in a class S meeting? [Name]: Rude, I'm still here ya know? Genos: I apologize, [Name]-san. But you still haven't answered my question. Genos: And yes Sensie. I'm in a class S meeting, but [Name]-san added me in this chatroom and [Name]-san is more important than some meeting. Saitama: Your just saying that because the meeting is boring... Isn't it? Genos: ... Yes... [Name]: I just accidentally pressed Genos's name. And by the way Tamago, your ecchi manga can wait! I'm in the middle of a crisis here! [Name]: And to answer your question, Genos. Because, I can. [Name]: Hey! I thought you actually cared for me, Genos! Saitama: DONT CALL ME TAMAGO! Genos: Ok, but [Name]-san, may I know your location? [Name]: Why? Saitama: So he could stalk you, just like he once stalked me. [Name]: Okay, first off, what the fuck Egg head?!? And second off, ya sure that he stalked you only once? Saitama: ... Genos: Sensie, I do not wished to stalk [Name]-san, I am simply asking for them to reveal their location so I can go there and exterminate the threat that they are referring to. I am really worried on what will happen to them. Aren't you worried also Sensie? After all, [Name]-san is been with you since forever. That is what you said. And [Name]-san, aren't you not in danger? Saitama: ... [Name]: I'm pretty 100% sure that Saitama didn't read all of that... And no, I'm not in trouble, Genos. So you could calm your... Um... Man metal tits? Genos: I apologize. But, [Name]-san. [Name]: ? Genos: I do not have what you call 'tits'. Saitama: My kami... [Name]: For fuck sakes... This cyborg is going to be the death of me... [Name]: It was just an expression! Genos: Oh, okay. Saitama: Anyways, [Name] in danger? Pfft, I feel more sorry to the sucker who will face that demon. [Name]: Hahaha, very funny egg head, your the one to say that. I'm dying of laughter here... Hahaha... Genos: It is not possible to die with laughter, [Name]-san. [Name]: Genos... My beloved, talking and also oblivious toaster... That was sarcasm... Genos: Oh... Genos: I don't get it... [Name]: AcvMbnjKabwGgvEBJ VjhbdkwwhHvhHKjamqcbcyeH hrdjkokhrByhqMq ALJBhvihsqshnm poiyhbjaagckaHvsl aLliaosbPhjgva JfLbcsyGhogQe Saitama: I can feel that [Name] is hitting themselves with their phone... [Name]: I am... [Name]: Anyways, I'm bored... Saitama: That's it? Genos: Sensie, be nice to [Name]-san. [Name]: :P [Name]: Thank you, Genos. Your my favorite hero now. Genos: I feel honored. Saitama: Oi, if you two are just going to flirt. I'm going to continue reading my book. Saitama has left the chat. [Name]: Hm... Genos: May I ask what are you planning, [Name]-san? [Name]: Nothing~ [Name]: Just, you know, thinking of different things to annoy Saitama. Got any ideas? Genos: Annoying Sensie is disrespectful, [Name]-san. Especially if he doesn't want to be disturbed when he is reading his books. [Name]: :( Genos: But... [Name]: ? Genos: You requested me to think of some possibilities to annoy Sensie. Perhaps telling him some horrible puns? [Name]: :D [Name]: Genos, you are literally my favorite cyborg hero! [Name] has cleared the chat. Genos has left the chat. [Name]: :( [Name]: He left me without saying good bye... [Name] has cleared the chat. [Name] has added Saitama. Saitama: What do you want? Saitama: I'm middle of reading a book here! [Name]: Bro chill. And the perfect term for your 'book' is actually manga. Get your terms right! Saitama: Whatever. What do you want? [Name]: I want eggs... Saitama: What? [Name]: Never mind. What are you reading anyways? Saitama: I was in the middle of reading a specific dramatic battle scene when you had to add me here! [Name]: So... Your saying that the scene is getting EGGciting? Saitama: Yes. Saitama: Wait... [Name] has added King. Saitama: [NAME]!!! King: Yes, [Name]? King: We're currently in a middle of a meeting... [Name]: Sorry King. But would you like to say some EGGtastic puns with me? King: Sure. It sounds EGGciting. Saitama: [Name] already finished that. King: Oh, hello there Saitama. [Name]: Lol, that was kinda ROTTEN King. Since I already said that. King: Oh? Well, my puns are kinda CRACK up right now. [Name]: Pfft, that was EGGcellent. «[PUN: 5]» Saitama: Ugh... [Name]: What's wrong Saita? Saitama: I'm going to ignore you... King: SHELL shocked... «[PUN: 6]» [Name]: Ignore me all you can Tamago. But you could never stopped me from annoying the shit outta you! King: [Name], your language. [Name]: What? Your Captain Spandex now? King: Captain... Spandex? [Name]: When your meeting is finished... I'm so going to show you Captain America and some Marvel shows... [Name]: Anyways, got some funny jokes? King: I still have some YOLKS up my sleeves. «[PUN: 7]» [Name]: Should we WHISK inviting the other class S heroes? «[PUN: 8]» King: Sure, that would be CRACKING to see them saying some egg puns in the meeting. «[PUN: 9]» King: Meeting... That reminds me... [Name]: ? King: Why aren't you in the meeting? [Name]: To lazy to go. Besides I'm not a class S hero... King: Your class is unknown but you are strong. [Name]: Thanks... Now, let's invite some class S heroes to entertain since meeting suck ass! King: Language. [Name]: English! [Name]: But seriously, I'm so going to show you Marvel... Especially Captain Spandex... [Name] has added Puri Puri Prisoner, Genos, Metal Bat, Tank Top Master, Flashy Flash, Watchdog Man, SuperAlloy BlackLuster, Pig God, Drive Knight, Zombieman, Metal Knight, Child Emperor, Atomic Samurai, Silverfang, Blast. [Name]: Yellow! Blast has left the chat. Metal Knight has left the chat. [Name]: What... The... King: [Name]... [Name]: Duck... Happy? Silverfang: What seems to be the problem, [Name]? Metal Bat: Oi, what's the problem? [Name]: Okay, First off... [Name] has changed Silverfang to Bang. [Name] has changed Metal Bat to Bad. [Name] has changed Puri Puri Prisoner to Puri. [Name] has changed SuperAlloy BlackLuster to BlackLuster [Name] has changed Watchdog Man to Watchdog. [Name] has changed Tank Top Master to TT Master. [Name] has changed Flashy Flash to Flash. Bang: ??? Bad: OI, CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!! Puri: What's the purpose of shortening some of our names? [Name]: To make it easier for the author. The Author has joined the chat. The Author: Oi, [Name], don't fucking break the fourth wall... Repairs aren't cheap ya know? The Author has left the chat. [Name]: ... Flash: That was clearly unexpected... TT Master: Yes, I didn't expect that at all. Child Emperor: [Name]? You still there? [Name]: Yeah... I'm still here... I just didn't expect that Haru will... Ya know, show up... Bang: Who? [Name]: Never mind... Let's just... Forget what happened a few minutes ago... Yeah? King: Agreed... Watchdog: Why did you added us in the chat, [Name]? You do know that we have a meeting... Right? [Name]: Oh! Yeah, I added you guys to entertain you all! TT Master: Why? King: Oh dear... [Name]: Because meetings are boring as fuck! Bang: Language. [Name]: English. Bang: That... Was... It wasn't... [Name]: Yes, Bang bang? Bang: Forget it... [Name]: :D [Name]: Anyways... Wanna hear some egg joke? Flash: ? Bang: Hm? Child Emperor: Huh? Bad: What the fuck is this? [Name]: Bitch, just answer my goddman question! Bad: Alright, damn, jeez... King: There are children here... [Name]: ... TT Master: Um... Sure? [Name]: Good, because it's really CRACKED up! «[PUN: 10]» Puri: [Name] darling... That... That was one of the worst pun I heard in EGGxistance. «[PUN: 11]» Pig God: Don't know about that... It was kinda good, I suppose... Just like the pair off BACON and EGGS... «[PUN: 12]» Zombieman: That was a pun... Wasn't it... Child Emperor: Bacon... Considering you are called PIG God... Pig God: Since I said a pun, I'm going to continue eating... Pig God has left the chat. [Name]: Next time... I'll fucking make a chat that no one can leave! Genos: [Name]-san, language. [Name]: FUCKING ENGLISH! Saitama: How do you off the damn nofications on this damn thing??? Flash: Suffer with us... Child Emperor: Suffer... Saitama: Hell no. Genos: Saitama-sensie, it is very easy. You just have to go t– [Name] has banned Genos from the chat. Saitama: NOOO!!! [Name]: Jee, I wonder who banned him... TT Master: It's very obvious that it was you... [Name]… [Name]: It wasn't me... Child Emperor: Really? [Name]: No, seriously... Who banned my toaster? King: [Name], it's in the chat... [Name] has cleared the chat. [Name]: What in the chat? [Name]: I would never ban my toaster! Bad: Your what? [Name]: Shut up and don't judge me... I can feel your 'WTF' expression here... Bad: ... [Name]: Anyways... Let's get some egg punning! Saitama: What? King: How about we throw a prize? BlackLuster: What kind though? [Name]: Hmm... How about, whoever gives the best pun... Will have a free buffet meal. On me. Saitama: Deal. I'll get that free meal. Bang: I suppose. Puri: Oh~ I'll have a lovely meal with my cute [Ridiculous Nick Name From Puri]-chan! I'm so EGGcited! «[PUN: 13]» Child Emperor: Who said you'll be the one to win free meal from [Name]? Don't get your EGGxpectations up. «[PUN: 14]» Zombieman: Hm... This will be interesting... And it's only FRYday... «[PUN: 15]» BlackLuster: Hahaha, were all comediHENs here. «[PUN: 16]» Watchdog: EGGxactly, BlackLuster. «[PUN: 17]» [Name]: Guys, please, OMELETTE you all finished but... «[PUN: 18]» [Name]: We all know that I've got the EGGtastic puns here... «[PUN: 19]» King: Ok... I have to admit... That was actually pretty good... Child Emperor: EGGreed... «[PUN: 20]» Bad: I feel like were missing something... Watchdog: Yeah... But I couldn't sniff out who... TT Master: Did no one notice that Atomic Samurai has been quiet? [Name]: I did, he's probably still mad at me or he off his chat notifications... Either way... Bad: Wait... Why would that old man be mad at you? Bad: Know what? Never mind... Genos has joined the chat. [Name]: Ey, it's my toaster! Flash: Metal Bat, stopped with that ridiculous expression on your ugly face. Bad: WHAT DID YA SAY BOBBY PINS?!? ILL SMASH YA'R HEAD TO TINY DAMN PIECES!!! [Name]: Bad, chill your damn tits. Genos: But [Name]-san, Metal Bat doesn't have an– [Name] has banned Genos from the chat. King: [Name]? [Name]: Okay, I'm possessed to ban him? Terrible Tornado has joined the chat. Terrible Tornado: HOW COULD ALL OF YOU HAVE A CHAT AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?!? [Name]: Who the fuck are you? [Name] has banned Terrible Tornado from the chat. Bang: [Name], you do know that the person you have ban was Tatsumaki, right? [Name]: Yes. [Name]: Wait... [Name]: WHAT?!? Terrible Tornado has joined the chat. [Name]: OH SHIT! Terrible Tornado: HOW COULD YOU BAN ME FROM THE CHAT!!! [Name]: SCRAMBLE!!! «[PUN: 21]» [Name] has left the chat. Saitama has left the chat. King has left the chat. Bang has left the chat. Bad has left the chat. Flash has left the chat. BlackLuster has left the chat. TT Master has left the chat. Watchdog has left the chat. Child Emepror has left the chat. Zombieman has left the chat. Puri has left the chat. Terrible Tornado: Hmmph! Rude! Terrible Tornado has left the chat. Atomic Samurai: All this EGGxcitment and I wasn't present... «[PUN: 22]» Atomic Samurai has left the chat.

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